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You get an approval from random people like fuck yeah soak er good or whatever 

For some reason, my brain forms a connection between the smell of pee and the smell of popcorn.

So I was at work, pissing out back against my managers car, lol (he's my friend and he does it to me too so fair is fair) and this woman is walking back to her car.  Weird cause the back lot is mainly for the delivery rivers and such but it happens.  She sees me and comes right up to me and she is french and is hooting and hollerin at me, and i aint got no idea the fuck shes saying.  One of my friends here on the site is French and I told em and he tells me it sounds like she called me dumb or some shit like that.  Lol, I aint never had no woman get so up close to my face like that, i werent even pissin on her car or nothing.  I just told her to fuck off, while i am still pissing, had a full clear view of my dick too cause fuck I aint stopping cause of her.  I dont think she understood me but she eventually left, mumbling shit getting into her car  She looked like she was gonna whack me with her purse too, lol.  The whole thing was wild to me.    Most of the time I get no comment to me when people seeing me piss, usually when its a man, I have gotten a couple digusting pig or some shit like that from women but this was a whole new thing.  I did one time get a smack on my arm from a woman when I was pissing against a building and she had to step over the stream on the sidewalk. Just thought it was pretty funny story.  Anything like that happen to yall?  

Oh Jeez it's been a bit hasn't it? Well I got a few more Goofy ideas so you can look forward to seeing what I come up with. Till next time!  “So? Good find right?” Lenjoy said. Both Phenox and Lenjoy watched as Mirth tended to the fireblossom plants with the other groundkeepers out on the terrace. Phenox shrugged as she picked up her teacup and brought it to her lips.     “Hmm… we’ll have to see if she can handle awakening but I think she will do nicely… at least for a few hundred years” She responded after a while.   “Think we’ll live that much longer?” Lenjoy asked but wasn’t really expecting any kind of serious response.   “If no one decides it’s their turn to rule Grand-Celefain then we’ll live,” Phenox said.   “How’s she in bed… Or I guess I should say how are my sloppy seconds?” Lenjoy cackled with a teasing grin but stopped when she saw the look of utter confusion that Phenox had on her face.   “Lenjoy… she… she was a prostitute. What are you talking about?” Phenox said in a sad tone, almost as if she just realized her dear brother was an idiot. Lenjoy straightened his mouth in a suppressed smile before lifting his eyebrows in realization. “Oh! I forgot to tell you but I went back and took care of the brothel.” He said as he took another tea cake from a platter set out before them.   “Mmm,” Phenox grunted in acknowledgment as she watched Mirth get on all fours and pull out a very stubborn weed from a garden bed. “The one that was named after me for some reason?” She asked.   “Yep, never got a clear answer on why that did that too…” Lenjoy said scratching his stubble as he looked off into the distance. “Maybe so they could show respect... I guess? Well doesn’t matter now.”    “Hey, Mirth come over here sweety!” Phenox cried out grabbing her assistant’s attention. Mirth got up from the ground and walked over careful to take to heart the lesions the other maids have been teaching her about acting with respect and decorum.    “Yes, Lady Phenox?” She said while bending her legs in the approximation of a bow. Before, she had actually dipped her head and it worked well… until she accidentally poked Phenox in the eye with the tip of her horn. She might have almost lost her job that day.   “You’re off duty now come sit with us,” Phenox said as a maid pulled up another chair and poured Mirth a cup of tea almost as if they were reading their noble lady’s mind.   “I’m thinking about awakening you today, have you given thought to your aspecting?” Phenox asked as Mirth picked up her teacup and took a small sip of the tea.   “Right… well… yes?” Mirth said in a subdued tone that made Phenox raise her eyebrow. “Pff! Hahahah,” Lenjoy chuckled at the exchange which caused Phenox to roll her eyes.    “Alright now is about as good a time as any to begin lessons on this,” Phenox said as she snapped her fingers. Some of the nearby maids on standby quickly ran back into the mansion to only return a minute later with a jar of water.    “Let's see…” Phenox said as she took the vessel and placed it on the table in front of them. “Out of the four basic concepts of Water, Fire, Earth, and Air, which is expressed more by the water here,” Phenox said looking expectantly at Mirth. Mirth sensed that there was some kind of trick but with absolutely zero knowledge on anything the Magus got up to… She glanced over to Lenjoy for help but he only shrugged in a way that said Just answer.    “Water?” Mirth said and Phenox nodded in agreement.   “I would think so too, now…” Phenox trailed off as she gripped both sides of the sealed container. In just a few moments the water started boiling inside the jar. When the water was sufficiently riled up she sat back in her seat and gestured for Mirth to answer once again.  “Still water?” Mirth wagered a guess and to her surprise, Phenox made a so-so gesture this time while a soft smile played at her lips.   “Now do you know why?” Phenox lectured and to no one's surprise, Mirth shook her head.   “It’s because concepts aren’t so simple.” Lenjoy chimed in. “One type bleeds into another witch bleeds into another. If this water kept boiling until it became steam then it would show way more Air than Water right? Nothing in this world is built on absolutes and as such there are no blatant ‘weaknesses’ like Fire being weak to Water.” Lenjoy said as he smirked at Mirth seeing right through her.    “Mesmerised by the Overflowing Orchid were you?” Phenox teased and Mirth nodded. “Water would be a good fit for maybe a High or average Aspect I think. But your Extreme Aspect should be saved for something a bit more complex than Water. Mirth faded away from the conversation a bit as both Lenjoy and Phenox discussed her future as a Magus.   “Are you going to have the maids take care of her when she awakens?” Lenjoy asked and to his slight surprise, Phenox shook her head.   “I had her read in her sleep, turns out she a forceful one,” Phenonx said with a kind of weird enthusiasm.    “Right, I forgot you were into that… One of the most powerful Magus in the world likes getting pissed on by commoners” Lenjoy said in a half-joking, half-mocking tone.   “Don’t knock it till you try it oh dear brother of mine…” Phenox said trying not to giggle. Their fun however was interrupted by a strange look that Mirth had sworn she was keeping off her face. Trying to get away from the awkwardness she created she once again drank some of her tea, and that was when Lenjoy struck.   “You know we used to be married,” He said right as Mirth swallowed some of the herbal mixture. She coughed and sputtered as the shock made its way through her brain. Lenjoy was giggling as Phenox whacked him on his broad shoulder over and over with an upset expression.    “Please don’t make my Mirth look so unsightly,” Phenox said as she turned to pat Mirth on the back saving her from a very sudden death at the hands of drowning.    “You were… Married?” Mirth finally said only thinking that the question may not have had all the decorum it should after the fact.    “Yep… only it was years and years ago… Back when our parent’s were still alive. Times were different back then let met tell you,” Lenjoy said.   “It was during a time when people believed that your talent at Aspecting was passed down to your children. As a result, a lot of prodigies were married off together including Lenjoy and I. After our parents… untimely death, however, we were divorced when I became the new ruler,” Phenox added and Lenjoy’s expression twisted a bit like a child’s would after they lost a game played fair and square.   The two siblings spent some more time reminiscing about the old days before a maid walked over to interrupt them.    “The military director is here to speak with you,” She said in a light but respectful tone.    “Right.” Was all he said as he stood up and followed the maid out of the garden and back into the mansion. Phenox leaned over to Mirth who was happily munching on a teacake.   “He always gets so shy when he has to meet anyone outside the family,” She whispered in a light tone that almost made Mirth's heart flutter. “We should get to work anyway I’ve decided that I’m going to awaken you today,” Phenox said before finishing off her tea. “Prepare the bath and clear my schedule I’m going to have a little bit of fun!~”   ~   “Before we would have to go through an extremely long process to awaken you but with the wonders of modern intelligence we can just do it all at once with only minor side effects,” Phenox said as she stripped her long robes off her. Mirth had to remind herself that she was still working and to not stare too long at her master's thick form. Despite her best efforts however her eyes did land on the thick strand of hair leaving a trail down to her lower lips, also streaked with the occasional whisps of fiery reds and oranges. Phenox pretended not to notice.   “Wh-What is ‘awakening’ though?” Mirth said trying to focus.   “Hmm, Well in all the ways that are important, your soul right now is supporting the energies in your body but actually it has the capacity to do a lot more. Unfortunately you aren’t aware of your soul yet… like how you can’t ‘feel’ your internal organs” Phenox said as she stepped closer to Mirth. A bright red blush started to work its way onto her face but luckily it was once again clovered up by her feathers.   “If we do this the slow way there won't be any side effects but it will take forever so quick awakening is definitely the way to go.” “Side effects?” Mirth said. She was quite nervous in more ways than one, but the number one reason was the look that Phenox was giving her.   “Each person only experiences one of the four for a while after awakening. Overwhelming despair, Unshakable power, Righteous purity, and Melting sickness. Each of them will change your mood for a bit while your body adjusts.” Phenox said as she placed her left hand on Mirth’s shoulder.   “Is that what you meant when you said I was ‘checked’?” Mirth asked and Phenox nodded. She was now alarmingly close to Mirth.   “Yep… Though I won't tell you… more fun if you don’t know what’s going on.” Phenox said in a sultry tone.    “So… how do I get… awakened?” Mirth asked swallowing halfway through talking. She was shaking with anticipation at the answer. She had a feeling she was about to have some sort of magic sex.   “I punch you in the stomach.” Phenox said “Sorry but this will hurt” she added as she pulled back her right hand which had been balled into a fist.   “What?” Mirth said, but unfortunately, she was barred from asking any more questions as Phenox’s fist collided directly into the fluffy stomach of the Strelitzia. Mirth’s face shifted into one of horrible pain as she collapsed to the ground, slipping out of Phenox’s grasp. She heard Phenox walk away and slip into the large bath clearly not caring about the horrible pain her subordinate was in. Though the pain seemed to fade quickly and left in its place was a strange burning sensation, as if the raw power of the universe made its home in her body. How had she ever felt weakness before? She was… strong… So very strong, The strongest even! Why had she ever bowed her head to her supposed ‘master’ someone who was so clearly beneath her? Heck, even before she snapped out of her weakness she had the fool drinking her waste. If she conquered her now… she could rule the whole of Grand-Celefain! And she would too! For who could be stronger than her? The burning sensation of power flooded her as she hauled herself up from the floor.    “Three… two… one…” Phenox whispered and the moment she got to one Mirth interrupted the noble lady’s bath.   “Women! First, you punch me then wander off as if you hadn't insulted the strongest being?! I will make you pay, treating you like the dog you are.” Mirth said though her womanly tone didn’t quite match up to the street thug word vomit that spewed from her mouth.    “Oh course! How could I disrespect you so!” Phenox said in a fake affronted tone. “What could I ever do to repay this injustice I have enacted on someone such as you!” Phenox almost started to break down laughing while talking only just barely keeping it together.    Mirth crossed her arms in thought for a moment… that went on a little too long. Phenox was starting to get worried that something had gone wrong in her subordinate’s currently whacked-out head so she suggested something instead.   “How about you get in here and I clean you up using any part of my body that you wish? Would that be a punishment fitting of a ‘dog’ such as myself?” She asked and Mirth nodded as she jumped into the bath. Phenox strode up to her form wrapping her up in a deep hug before locking lips with her. Mirth was fierce and the usual skill and grace that Phenox had come to know in the experienced ex-prostitute was cast aside for the simple goal of Mirth’s own pleasure. If Phenox wasn’t so resilient she might have actually been hurt by the simple kiss, but she was way past any mortal standards by now. In actuality, she had to be sure not to match Mirth’s pace, for however strong Mirth felt her body was twice as weak and needed to be treated with care. Phenox slowly got to work sucking and licking Mirth’s feathers quickly working her way down her neck and across her breasts. She sank her hands into the thick feathers as she sucked and nibbled on her nipples. Despite the pleasure, Mirth held onto her expression of superiority and haughtiness as Phenox worked on her. She quickly worked her way downward gripping onto Mirth's ass and inner thighs as she licked as sucked on the sensitive skin below her feathers. Just before Phenox was about to go to work on Mirth’s pussy she suddenly sat down pinning Phenox under the water with her slit, and locking her head in place with her thighs. Phenox, unfortunately, couldn't breathe underwater but she could last for much longer than any non-awakened person, this isn’t to say however that she didn’t get genuinely surprised by Mirth’s actions letting out a very un-ladylike yelp before her head was locked under the bathwater. She was so very grateful that there was no one else in the bath to hear her make such a noise.    “You don’t want to ruin your precious bath, do you?! Well, then you better drink all of my nasty piss worm! That will teach ya!” Mirth yelled. Phenox wasn’t worried about the bath considering the water was cleaned and filtered every few hours. Phoenix slowly reached her hands down her side massaging her inner thighs before rubbing her finger across her cunt. She scrubbed her clit with one hand as the other snaked fingers into her depths. She dragged her fingers across her bumpy insides slowly dragging them out before shoving them back in. Once she found a rhythm she liked she got to work on Mirth’s cunt. Phenox would admit to no one but the woman in question how much she liked how Mirth’s pussy got a little stuffy thanks to nothing but her feathers absorbing her smell and fluids. After all, she couldn't go to the restroom without some piss getting onto the fluffy downs that covered her crotch. Phenox would have liked to breathe the deep scent of her pussy but… She would have to do with taste. She sucked on the folds and feathers of her pussy savoring the richness of the women’s cunt. When she felt Mirth shiver however she knew she was about to get her prize delivered straight to her mouth. She felt the thick jet of hot liquid brush up against her face and she eagerly made a long lick across Mirth’s lips interrupting the stream momentarily with her fat tongue. She could see the clear bathwater taking on a deep yellow as a cloud of filth spewed from Mirth’s pussy. Phenox shivered in delight as she tasted the golden liquid Mirth was eagerly polluting the water with.    “You seem to be lacking a bit down there weakling! I would be glad to help you though!~” Mirth began to grind her pussy and hips against Phenox’s face. Phenox let herself be used as a makeshift washcloth holding her tongue out for Mirth’s lips to pass over. Spraying it with her piss as she made pass over pass across Phenox’s face. When she was done however she positioned her pussy directly over Phenox’s mouth waiting to be finished off by her tongue. Phenox didn’t delay licking making a few passes over her clit before shoving the moist muscle into Mirth’s hole. She thrusted and scrubbed Mirth’s soft insides bringing her closer and closer to cuming directly into and onto her master’s face. Phenox didn’t hesitate to push her over the edge and her efforts were greatly rewarded with tons of salty bitter girl-cum being sprayed directly onto her face. She eagerly sucked what she could from Mirth’s feathers letting the rest spread out into the surrounding water. She kept servicing Mirth from under the water causing her to spasm and jerk at whenever she graced her pussy with her lips. She coaxed Mirth’s after-orgasm piss out of her. Eagerly lapping it up as well before it too flowed away from the bath. With Mirth taken care of, she brought herself to completion while buried in the ever-fluffy mass of Mirth’s pussy feathers, letting her own Girl cum and piss out into the water for the maids to clean up later. With Mirth satisfied she let Phenox come back up for air.   “How’s that weakling? Enjoy my filth? You’re lucky I didn’t decide to kill you to take your spot here as leader of this place! I think you’ll do nicly as my concubine instead.” Mirth said with her arms crossed. Phenox raised her eyebrow at Mirth’s bold words before bobbing her head back and fourth in a thinking gesture.    “You’re going to regret that one…” She said under her breath as she placed her hand on Mirth’s head. Mirth had no time to react before Phenox caused her to pass out from heat exhaustion.   ~   “So it went well I assume?” Lenjoy asked as she looked down at Mirth. She sat at Phenox’s feet making the saddest little puppy dog eyes he had ever seen. She had a golden collar around her neck that seemed to be custom-made considering it said Mirth the Bad Girl across it. The most surprising part was one of her horns was cut at the base making her look a bit… uneven.   “That was the real punishment, turns out they take a bit to grow back so she’ll look a bit silly for a while.” Phenox clarified when she saw her brother staring.    “Doesn’t seem to fair though. What did she do that was so bad? Weren’t you going to get all sexed up while she suffered the side effects?” Lenjoy asked, crossing his arms and looking down in disapproval.    “Peeing on me in the bath is one thing, Declaring my death and wanting rule of my land is another,” Phenox said as she prodded Mirth with her foot. From the moment she woke up she exploded into an apologetic rant that did little to save her from Phenox’s punishment.   “Other than that though it went well?” Lenjoy asked again and Phenox nodded in confirmation.    “Yep, I think next week I’ll start her training, let’s see what kind of powerhouse I can create…”