Heard another incredible pee

[Brutus 2,205]

I had another experience hearing a very good pee. A few weeks ago around Christmas, I was visiting a friend in the hospital (he's fine by the way). I'm sitting in the waiting room for nurses to let me go in his room, and while I'm waiting, a very attractive doctor comes walking down the hall and heads into one of the restrooms right across the hallway, literally no more than 10 feet away. She was tall and curvy, and looked mid 30's. Just seeing her go in there made me anticipate what I might hear. I'm so glad the TV was off, it allowed me to hear very clearly through the door as she took a hard piss that was loud as HELL. It had that deep rumbling echo sound. There was one other woman in the waiting room with me and she heard it as well. It was awkward because the pee was so loud that you couldn't ignore it, so we just laughed. When she finally came out of the restroom, she actually sighed in relief as she walked back down the hall. The woman in the waiting room looked at me and said holy shit. The funny thing is that at first I was irritated that they had me in a waiting room. Now I'm glad I was in there!

[Grizzly Man 1,903]

Alot of my friends are nurse. All really godd looking. I can just picture them after 12 hr shift they finally get to go and drop their scrubs just in time. Lol

[Starks2010 2,197]

Could you image being at the receiving end of that warm stream? Then those last trickles coming down on you. Then you hear her sigh of relief. Good stuff. She was probably hovering too.

[Adyguy6970 876]

23 hours ago, Brutus said:

I had another experience hearing a very good pee. A few weeks ago around Christmas, I was visiting a friend in the hospital (he's fine by the way). I'm sitting in the waiting room for nurses to let me go in his room, and while I'm waiting, a very attractive doctor comes walking down the hall and heads into one of the restrooms right across the hallway, literally no more than 10 feet away. She was tall and curvy, and looked mid 30's. Just seeing her go in there made me anticipate what I might hear. I'm so glad the TV was off, it allowed me to hear very clearly through the door as she took a hard piss that was loud as HELL. It had that deep rumbling echo sound. There was one other woman in the waiting room with me and she heard it as well. It was awkward because the pee was so loud that you couldn't ignore it, so we just laughed. When she finally came out of the restroom, she actually sighed in relief as she walked back down the hall. The woman in the waiting room looked at me and said holy shit. The funny thing is that at first I was irritated that they had me in a waiting room. Now I'm glad I was in there!

Thanks for sharing that.  She'd probably not been for several hours which isn't uncommon in the medical profession.  

[Brutus 2,205]

11 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

Could you image being at the receiving end of that warm stream? Then those last trickles coming down on you. Then you hear her sigh of relief. Good stuff. She was probably hovering too.

Yeah her sigh of relief afterward was really sexy, like she had no shame. And given how forceful the stream was, she was definitely hovering. It was too loud for her to have been sitting.

[Starks2010 2,197]

She probably sprinkled the seat too.

[Sephora 2,372]

19 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

Could you image being at the receiving end of that warm stream? Then those last trickles coming down on you. Then you hear her sigh of relief. Good stuff. She was probably hovering too.

I could imagine it because my husband is always on the receiving end.

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, Sephora said:

I could imagine it because my husband is always on the receiving end.

Same for my lovers

 

ps  Having... technical difficulties... in finding fresh ones... sad face :-(

[Guest UnabashedUser]

The hard tiles in a hospital toilet can amplify the sound, provide echos, good high-frequency response so every tinkle splash and drip can be heard.  Erotic.

[Brutus 2,205]

8 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

She probably sprinkled the seat too.

You know, I was thinking that too, wondering if she was a laser shooter that hit her mark, or was it going everywhere and making a mess. If the other woman in the waiting room wasn't there, I would've went in to see the damage, since it was a unisex toilet.

[Starks2010 2,197]

13 hours ago, Sephora said:

I could imagine it because my husband is always on the receiving end.

Such a lucky guy! I know he gets pressure washed with your fruit juice.

[Starks2010 2,197]

12 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Same for my lovers

 

ps  Having... technical difficulties... in finding fresh ones... sad face :-(

I wish I found someone looking for volunteers. She’d hardly ever use the toilet.

[Alfresco 11,629]

14 hours ago, Brutus said:

You know, I was thinking that too, wondering if she was a laser shooter that hit her mark, or was it going everywhere and making a mess. If the other woman in the waiting room wasn't there, I would've went in to see the damage, since it was a unisex toilet.

I would have gone and had a look anyway - maybe not immediately after she came out, but no reason why you couldn't go in a minute or two later - as you say, it was a unisex toilet.  The other person in the room probably wouldn't suspect your intentions and you didn't know the other person in the room, so even if they did suspect you had ulterior motives, who cares anyway?

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

I would have gone and had a look anyway - maybe not immediately after she came out, but no reason why you couldn't go in a minute or two later - as you say, it was a unisex toilet.  The other person in the room probably wouldn't suspect your intentions and you didn't know the other person in the room, so even if they did suspect you had ulterior motives, who cares anyway?

By the way, as a woman I can tell you that in our minds, the difference between a perverted fucker and a dark and sly-yet-fascinating man lies almost only in the way he act, walk, and look. If a man looks like a frothing bastard who hasn't seen a pussy in years 'cause he is so dumb that even girls in porn movies try to escape the computer screen itself

we would not appreciate him. But if a man take a look in the toilet with that kind of attitude like "Sorry madame, I was just checking how rude your piss-behavoiur had been, so to understand if you are a wild-fuck or just another one of those sex-less, arid-pussied un-woman" with the subtext saying "In the first case, know my... wallet... is hard, thick, almost exploding, and dripping for you"

 

So if you learn to behave the right way, with the right attitude, you can do anything. In the worst scenario, just pretend you are a polite man who reproached her unpoliteness in peeing on the floor, and was checking because she was the "wrong" one and you the "wronged"!

[Sephora 2,372]

On January 9, 2018 at 7:59 AM, spywareonya said:

Same for my lovers

 

ps  Having... technical difficulties... in finding fresh ones... sad face :-(

Lovers, as in many!  I am sure you are making them happy ;-)

 

17 hours ago, Brutus said:

You know, I was thinking that too, wondering if she was a laser shooter that hit her mark, or was it going everywhere and making a mess. If the other woman in the waiting room wasn't there, I would've went in to see the damage, since it was a unisex toilet.

Knowing myself, the seat would be a mess.

 

12 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

Such a lucky guy! I know he gets pressure washed with your fruit juice.

Pressure washed you say? He looks the same way while in the shower  lol

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 minute ago, Sephora said:

Lovers, as in many!  I am sure you are making them happy ;-)

 

Sincerely speaking (and I know I quite said it a lot elsewhere) they all got matched with actual partners and our "contract" said (obviously) that true love (or at least a shot at it) is more worthy than bed-frienship, so they all left during November/December. I have NO PUSSY at the moment!!!

 

While in the past, I had many. My best life-slice had been during the first part of summer when I used to have sex with four different woman, from barely legal teen who still do not know anything of their sexuality, to huge-breasted divorced milfs who wants to be lashed out on their hungry asses...

[Sephora 2,372]

What do we call what is not a teen, not a milf with kids but in between that?

[F.W 5,734]

A woman?

[spywareonya 37,961]

2 hours ago, Sephora said:

What do we call what is not a teen, not a milf with kids but in between that?

 

2 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

A woman?

 

Think I agree. But you are married and I never mess with another man's territory. Elsewhere, with the kind of person you are....

[Ivy1989 1,622]

On 2018-01-07 at 3:39 PM, Grizzly Man said:

Alot of my friends are nurse. All really godd looking. I can just picture them after 12 hr shift they finally get to go and drop their scrubs just in time. Lol

My mama is a nurse ?

[spywareonya 37,961]

Been in hospital due to old relatives many times, people working there are fucking great, Alex too had been emplyed there.

 

Just a question: is @Brutus disappeared from this thread? I like his comments

[Brutus 2,205]

8 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Been in hospital due to old relatives many times, people working there are fucking great, Alex too had been emplyed there.

 

Just a question: is @Brutus disappeared from this thread? I like his comments

I went missing for a while but here I am, in the flesh... or in the words. 

[Brutus 2,205]

OKAY, EVERYONE, and @Alfresco,this should satisfy your argument to go in the restroom afterward! So my friend had to go back to the hospital today for follow up and blood tests. The waiting room was crowded and after an hour of waiting, they called him in. I had to pee, so I went to the restroom down the hall, again unisex. After I came out , I saw a hot young brunette nurse rush in, so instead of heading back to the waiting room, I said fuck it and waited in the hall, acting like I was looking at my phone, with the intention to go in immediately after she came out. Some people came off the elevator nearby and were running their damn mouths, so I couldn't hear any pee this time. The toilet was clean when I left right before her. When she came out, I walked in and there was piss everywhere!! She covered the seat, and splashed the floor a bit too!  I looked at it for like a full minute. Took a picture of the toilet seat but my phone cam is lousy and the photo barely shows anything but it felt great just being in there with her fresh piss left for the next person. Love this damn hospital, I need some more sick friends to take there!

[spywareonya 37,961]

11 hours ago, Brutus said:

OKAY, EVERYONE, and @Alfresco,this should satisfy your argument to go in the restroom afterward! So my friend had to go back to the hospital today for follow up and blood tests. The waiting room was crowded and after an hour of waiting, they called him in. I had to pee, so I went to the restroom down the hall, again unisex. After I came out , I saw a hot young brunette nurse rush in, so instead of heading back to the waiting room, I said fuck it and waited in the hall, acting like I was looking at my phone, with the intention to go in immediately after she came out. Some people came off the elevator nearby and were running their damn mouths, so I couldn't hear any pee this time. The toilet was clean when I left right before her. When she came out, I walked in and there was piss everywhere!! She covered the seat, and splashed the floor a bit too!  I looked at it for like a full minute. Took a picture of the toilet seat but my phone cam is lousy and the photo barely shows anything but it felt great just being in there with her fresh piss left for the next person. Love this damn hospital, I need some more sick friends to take there!

Here you are! Welcome back!!!

[Sephora 2,372]

15 hours ago, Brutus said:

OKAY, EVERYONE, and @Alfresco,this should satisfy your argument to go in the restroom afterward! So my friend had to go back to the hospital today for follow up and blood tests. The waiting room was crowded and after an hour of waiting, they called him in. I had to pee, so I went to the restroom down the hall, again unisex. After I came out , I saw a hot young brunette nurse rush in, so instead of heading back to the waiting room, I said fuck it and waited in the hall, acting like I was looking at my phone, with the intention to go in immediately after she came out. Some people came off the elevator nearby and were running their damn mouths, so I couldn't hear any pee this time. The toilet was clean when I left right before her. When she came out, I walked in and there was piss everywhere!! She covered the seat, and splashed the floor a bit too!  I looked at it for like a full minute. Took a picture of the toilet seat but my phone cam is lousy and the photo barely shows anything but it felt great just being in there with her fresh piss left for the next person. Love this damn hospital, I need some more sick friends to take there!

If I may comment on this, I will not wipe my seat in public places. Why i don't wipe it off, I don't know, perhaps the same reason why guys pee all over the seat. I guess it also depends of who has access to the toilet, some public toilets that look clean and new with cleaning done often. All I can tell you guys is, the number of times I use a toilet, 3/4 of the time have some or a lot of pee on the seat. That being said, I will not wipe a seat and will just hover and hope.