Urine

[Sally Westbury 1,175]

A thread for the slang for urine...ok, so there's 'Piss', 'Pee', 'Wee Wee', 'Tinkle'...and 'Slash'...any preferences? 'Wizz'...etc

[Have A Drink 34]

• Wee
  
• Make Water
  
• Drain the Main Vane
  

[JesseP 1,277]

Urine or urinate?

Wazz

Point Percy at the porcelain

Water the grass

Powder my nose

Wee

Tinkle

Take a leak

[JesseP 1,277]

Piddle

Widdle

Tiddle

Take a leak

[JesseP 1,277]

Kevin, what the f.. is Yu - Yay? :biggrin:

[steve25805 126,021]

Siphon the python

Paint the porcelain

Squeeze the lemon

[F.W 5,734]

If i want to make it a sexy thing,i say "piss".i.e id like to watch Rachel Riley piss..Otherwise i say,wee,or pee.

[Ryan_J 16]

I usually say that I need to take a leak. I like it best when girls to call it pee, peeing, or tinkling. Just hearing a girl say that she needs to pee turns me on. Slash? Never heard of that. Is that a UK thing? When I'm watching English girls pee it's sexy to hear them say that they "need a wee" :)

[knarf11 74]

Spend a penny

[ukpee 45]

Play with the fire truck

[lordofcoatham1 179]

Ive euphamistically gone "looking for little green catterpillers"

[WantonLee 861]

I only know some German words and euphemisms.

While "pissen" translates simply to "to piss" or "pissing", "pinklen" would be more like "piddle", however it is use as often as "pissen" and therefore is more the equivalent of "peeing".

"Strullen" and "schiffen" means basically the same as "to piss" or "to pee", but are used a bit less frequently.

Other, more diminutive word are "pullern" or "pillern", and especially "Pipi machen" (lit."to make pee pee").

More euphemistic phrases are:

"Ich muss mal für kleine Mädchen" - lit.: "i need to go for little girls"

Alternatively one can use "Königstiger" ("King's Tiger") in place of the "little girl".

Some euphemisms used only by man are:

- "Jürgen würgen", which means "to strangle Juergen"

- "Eine Stange Wasser in the Ecke stellen" which is probably best translated as "to place a rod of water into the corner". ;)

[likesToLick 10,216]

"Shake hands with my best friend"

"Spill some beer"

"Steal a mirror" (That's one for the sci-fi crowd only, otherwise you'll have to explain it.)

[Scobie 23]

Rhyming slang

"Going for a single fish"

Have to think about any that's not already been mentioned

[pee4u 45]

Heard in Italy: I am going to change water to the olives

[Dickknicks 120]

I usually say that I need to take a leak. I like it best when girls to call it pee, peeing, or tinkling. Just hearing a girl say that she needs to pee turns me on. Slash? Never heard of that. Is that a UK thing? When I'm watching English girls pee it's sexy to hear them say that they "need a wee" :)

I didn't know it was specifically a UK thing, but going for a slash is something very commonly used in England, I 've used it all my life, still do. That and going for a Piss! if in polite company perhaps, gotta have a wee, or a pee.

[ukpee 45]

Rhyming slang

"Going for a single fish"

Have to think about any that's not already been mentioned

Now I haven't heard that in years correct me if I am wrong Scottish saying ?

[Scobie 23]

Rhyming slang

"Going for a single fish"

Have to think about any that's not already been mentioned

Now I haven't heard that in years correct me if I am wrong Scottish saying ?

I believe it is a Glaswegian term it was always used by a former workmate

[P-Spud 1,352]

My grandfather used to say he had to go and see a man about a horse.

[Abdulapple 42,884]

If i want to make it a sexy thing,i say "piss".i.e id like to watch Rachel Riley piss..Otherwise i say,wee,or pee.

Rachel Riley now your talking

[F.W 5,734]

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Rachel Riley now your talking

Id like to hear her say "i need a piss!"..

[Abdulapple 42,884]

Id like to hear her say "i need a piss!"..

I would love to hear her say I'm going to piss myself

[jeffpicard 134]

My wife is disabled now, and very ill, so sexual activities are very seldom, so taking a pee is "shaking hands with the unemployed ":-(

[imawatersign 7]

"I'm going for an Izzy Stradlin" is the one I kept coming out with - mainly to confuse people for the fun of it. The reference being that Izzy Stradlin was the other Guns n Roses guitarist, ie the one that wasn't Slash. So it just meant "I'm going for a slash".

Edited April 16, 2023 by imawatersign
I can't spell

[Euro 346]

I like all the descriptors. Don't really have a favourite. But... A local term  "I must go turn my bike around"  is quaint in a  polite sort of social  situation...? Say in a Pub or restaurant?

For me it is all about context. From Sexy Dirty to Hmmm nonchalant , and then on to mundane practical or   ???  They all work in their way