Got yelled at while peeing

[Justasailor 244]

Yesterday evening, in the darkness, i was peeing in a little alley behind a cafe. It was a strong pee and it made a very loud splashing sound on the pavement.

Suddenly there was a loud scream from one of the windows above. I realised that i was caught, but i decided to empty my whole bladder anyway, and walked away afterwards.

When i looked back at the place where i peed, i saw a furious looking guy walking around and looking for me, and then he started walking in my direction. I didn't want to talk to him, so i walked around a corner and hid myself behind cars. I didn't see him again.

I really felt uneasy during that moment, but still i had a good pee and got away with it. And i also enjoy the thought that he probably walked right into my piss puddle while looking for me. 

 

Has anyone had a similar experience?

[TylerHasFun 1,074]

Sure thing bro, bunch a times.  I'm a pretty big guy so usually men aint fucking with me.   But a few times some fucker tries something but usually it dont get to nothing physical.  One time i remember pissing inside my building by the mail area in the lobby and this new neighbor or maybe i just aint seen before comes to me and is like what the fuck man, tries to get all close I kept pissing and just looked at em, was like its just piss bro back off, and whatever else I said.  Stand ur ground and that usually ends it.  I have had some real fights before but never one cause of pissing somewhere.  Don't usually get that hot, just tell em to fuck off or cool it.  You was just pissin in an alley he shouldnt a got that hot about.  Lol, i was the one pissing in the building.  Now hes seen me bunch a times pissing and he aint bothered me no more.

But good on ya bro

Edited October 13 by TylerHasFun

[Justasailor 244]

On 10/13/2024 at 4:47 PM, TylerHasFun said:

Sure thing bro, bunch a times.  I'm a pretty big guy so usually men aint fucking with me.   But a few times some fucker tries something but usually it dont get to nothing physical.  One time i remember pissing inside my building by the mail area in the lobby and this new neighbor or maybe i just aint seen before comes to me and is like what the fuck man, tries to get all close I kept pissing and just looked at em, was like its just piss bro back off, and whatever else I said.  Stand ur ground and that usually ends it.  I have had some real fights before but never one cause of pissing somewhere.  Don't usually get that hot, just tell em to fuck off or cool it.  You was just pissin in an alley he shouldnt a got that hot about.  Lol, i was the one pissing in the building.  Now hes seen me bunch a times pissing and he aint bothered me no more.

But good on ya bro

I love how you can casually pee everywhere without worrying about beeing seen by anyone. It must feel amazing!

I didn't wanted to be seen, because i was close to my own home. I have very nice contacts with all my direct neighbours and i don't want to ruin that. That is why i went away and hided.

I also have never seen or heard anyone else pee in my neighbourhood ever. No one else does naughty peeing or just peeing outside here except me, it is not that accepted where i live. But that can also make it more exciting to do it anyways!

[TylerHasFun 1,074]

4 hours ago, Justasailor said:

I love how you can casually pee everywhere without worrying about beeing seen by anyone. It must feel amazing!

I didn't wanted to be seen, because i was close to my own home. I have very nice contacts with all my direct neighbours and i don't want to ruin that. That is why i went away and hided.

I also have never seen or heard anyone else pee in my neighbourhood ever. No one else does naughty peeing or just peeing outside here except me, it is not that accepted where i live. But that can also make it more exciting to do it anyways!

I hear ya bro.  Sure bunch of my neighbors dont like me im sure cause of what i be doing, but a bunch do like me.  Some think its just funny what I do, if u can believe it, others dont pay no mind to it.   It aint about being not worried ever, cause I do sometimes.  I get these urges to do some crazy shit, and i just act before i think about it.  Sometimes during I do look around, making sure no cops or nothing.  i aint hardly the one to give advice to no one on how to behave, just wanted to say being brave is not having no fear, just acting in spite of ur fear.  Someone from the site told me that, and hes right.  Then again u aint been arrested or gotten into deep shit for it neither like i have, lol.  

Edited October 14 by TylerHasFun

[puddyls 26,096]

my being caught doing it is usually ignored or might cause silent gawking, sometimes with a little laughter. and i can't always hear the whispers or chatter between people who've caught me. but it isn't usually negative, often just factual: like, oh my god she's peeing, or do you see what she's doing?, or jeez, don't stare! the most common thing people do though is apologize. but i have also occasionally overheard someone passing by say that's disgusting, or something to that effect.

 the closest thing to being yelled at i can recall experiencing is more of just an excitability of a raised voice trying to get my attention, like, hey! what are doing?! no! not here! and i can only think of two times that's happened. both times being discovered sneaking a wee at gas stations. neither time felt threatening or even that i was being run off. just that they wanted me to not pee where i was peeing. lol. but it just made the situation seem that much more embarrassing. especially since one can't always just turn off the spigot. 😳

oh, i do remember a time i had a security guard tell me, ma'am, i'm not sure what's going on here, but i'm asking you leave the property now. lol. he was really calm about it. but what's almost more surprising is how many security people just say have a good day/night, tell me to be safe. and go on their way. 

Edited October 15 by puddyls

[longbastard 233]

2 hours ago, puddyls said:

the most common thing people do though is apologize

I’ve had a number of people apologize for encountering me mid public piss! It’s hilarious to me and positions them as the ones in the wrong so I usually say something generous oh no worries at all still pissing away 

[Darlene 534]

On 10/13/2024 at 9:27 AM, Justasailor said:

Yesterday evening, in the darkness, i was peeing in a little alley behind a cafe. It was a strong pee and it made a very loud splashing sound on the pavement.

Suddenly there was a loud scream from one of the windows above. I realised that i was caught, but i decided to empty my whole bladder anyway, and walked away afterwards.

When i looked back at the place where i peed, i saw a furious looking guy walking around and looking for me, and then he started walking in my direction. I didn't want to talk to him, so i walked around a corner and hid myself behind cars. I didn't see him again.

I really felt uneasy during that moment, but still i had a good pee and got away with it. And i also enjoy the thought that he probably walked right into my piss puddle while looking for me. 

 

Has anyone had a similar experience?

I am really glad you were able to walk away from that safely. Sounds like this could've really took a wrong turn.

[Kupar 13,315]

3 hours ago, longbastard said:

I’ve had a number of people apologize for encountering me mid public piss! It’s hilarious to me and positions them as the ones in the wrong so I usually say something generous oh no worries at all still pissing away 

In the UK, people will often apologise for almost anything, even when it's nothing to do with them 🙂 

[Alfresco 11,595]

I have been caught peeing multiple times.  Mostly people just totally ignore it and either walk past or turn around and go the other way.    Sometimes I've had people make comments like "Nice Cock" or "Looks like you needed that"   A few times I've had people say things like "That's disgusting" or "Couldn't you have found a toilet"  To which the response is "Sorry I was about to wet myself" or similar.  I don't think anyone has ever been more negative than that.   One time I did get caught by a policeman when I peed in a corner between two buildings on a street in London in the afternoon.  He stood behind me and waited until I finished then I turned around to find him stood there.   He said that I shouldn't be peeing on the street as there could be ladies and children around.  I apologised and explained to him that I was not familiar with the area, the toilets were locked (they were) and that I had to get to a meeting and was bursting so felt I had little choice.  He accepted the reasoning and told me to just be more careful about where I chose to pee in future to avoid upsetting anyone.  Note he didn't say that I couldn't pee outside.

[Alfresco 11,595]

the other side of the coin - if I catch a lady peeing in the street on a night out, I invariably apologise as this makes her more relaxed and less likely to get stressed or panic.   I usually then make some light hearted comment such as "Looks like you needed it" or say that I had come down that way for the same reason.  Usually they are then fine with it.   Very occasionally I have had ladies tell me to "Fuck off, can't you see I'm peeing" or something.  That is a rare response though.

[Justasailor 244]

13 hours ago, Darlene said:

I am really glad you were able to walk away from that safely. Sounds like this could've really took a wrong turn.

Thank you. ❤️

 

But i was not really in danger. Since the guy was quite old. I just didn't want to be recognised, because he lives in the same street so i pass his house often.

[Justasailor 244]

6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

I have been caught peeing multiple times.  Mostly people just totally ignore it and either walk past or turn around and go the other way.    Sometimes I've had people make comments like "Nice Cock" or "Looks like you needed that"   A few times I've had people say things like "That's disgusting" or "Couldn't you have found a toilet"  To which the response is "Sorry I was about to wet myself" or similar.  I don't think anyone has ever been more negative than that.   One time I did get caught by a policeman when I peed in a corner between two buildings on a street in London in the afternoon.  He stood behind me and waited until I finished then I turned around to find him stood there.   He said that I shouldn't be peeing on the street as there could be ladies and children around.  I apologised and explained to him that I was not familiar with the area, the toilets were locked (they were) and that I had to get to a meeting and was bursting so felt I had little choice.  He accepted the reasoning and told me to just be more careful about where I chose to pee in future to avoid upsetting anyone.  Note he didn't say that I couldn't pee outside.

I have also been caught a lot of times while peeing, but so far no one has gotten that angry with me. Normally i do even enjoy it when other people have seen me peeing, and are reacting to it. 

You got very lucky with the policeman. I know a few people that got fined for peeing outside.

[litltimmy 247]

On 10/13/2024 at 9:47 AM, TylerHasFun said:

Sure thing bro, bunch a times.  I'm a pretty big guy so usually men aint fucking with me.   But a few times some fucker tries something but usually it dont get to nothing physical.  One time i remember pissing inside my building by the mail area in the lobby and this new neighbor or maybe i just aint seen before comes to me and is like what the fuck man, tries to get all close I kept pissing and just looked at em, was like its just piss bro back off, and whatever else I said.  Stand ur ground and that usually ends it.  I have had some real fights before but never one cause of pissing somewhere.  Don't usually get that hot, just tell em to fuck off or cool it.  You was just pissin in an alley he shouldnt a got that hot about.  Lol, i was the one pissing in the building.  Now hes seen me bunch a times pissing and he aint bothered me no more.

But good on ya bro

Unfortunately I'm not all that big myself, rather young and quite hesitant to do something like this cause I'm afraid of someone sayin something about it. I always thought that women would be more the ones to freak out, you know like the Karen types and while I wouldn't be afraid of them physically, I would be freaked if one laid into me about it. Lately I've been kinda surprised that as I've become more bold about where I take a piss and who's around I'm seeing that women don't seem to freak out as I thought, but rather tend to smile or even say something positive, whereas guys tend to judge me more, have you noticed that at all?

[Alfresco 11,595]

11 hours ago, Justasailor said:

I have also been caught a lot of times while peeing, but so far no one has gotten that angry with me. Normally i do even enjoy it when other people have seen me peeing, and are reacting to it. 

You got very lucky with the policeman. I know a few people that got fined for peeing outside.

Yes, I was expecting a bit more of an issue with the policeman but he seemed to accept that I was in a difficult position and that I'd made an effort to walk away from the main road and whilst it was a public area, it was quiet and I chose to face into a corner to be discrete.   I am sure that many police officers (men and women) have had to pee outside whilst on duty, so maybe he understood and felt sorry for me.

I have seen people pee in full view of police on a Friday/Saturday night in nightlife areas and the police don't bat an eyelid, but then on the other hand there are some places where the police issue fines.  I think it depends on the policy of the particular town/city.  Probably also depends on whether the officers think it is worth the paperwork

 

[Moore007 446]

I’ve been corrected two times for peeing in public. The first time was maybe 30 years ago, being a teenager when I peed together with a friend through a fence into someone’s garden. Didn’t realize it was someone’s home. It was dark outside and the yard looked like a junk yard. The owner (big lady in her 50s) came walking on the other side of the fence ringt out of nowhere and screamed this is no fucking urinal. The other time was maybe 10 years ago at a festival. I peed on a wall where everyone else peed but didn’t realize the guards that just walked up behind me. I was alone peeing on the wall and it didn’t help that lots of people had peed on the wall before me. They just told me I can’t pee there. 

[Wisco 72]

On 10/15/2024 at 8:21 AM, Alfresco said:

I have been caught peeing multiple times.  Mostly people just totally ignore it and either walk past or turn around and go the other way.    Sometimes I've had people make comments like "Nice Cock" or "Looks like you needed that"   A few times I've had people say things like "That's disgusting" or "Couldn't you have found a toilet"  To which the response is "Sorry I was about to wet myself" or similar.  I don't think anyone has ever been more negative than that.   One time I did get caught by a policeman when I peed in a corner between two buildings on a street in London in the afternoon.  He stood behind me and waited until I finished then I turned around to find him stood there.   He said that I shouldn't be peeing on the street as there could be ladies and children around.  I apologised and explained to him that I was not familiar with the area, the toilets were locked (they were) and that I had to get to a meeting and was bursting so felt I had little choice.  He accepted the reasoning and told me to just be more careful about where I chose to pee in future to avoid upsetting anyone.  Note he didn't say that I couldn't pee outside.

How many people have complemented your cock while you were peeing? What was the age and gender breakdown?

[TylerHasFun 1,074]

On 10/15/2024 at 10:37 PM, litltimmy said:

Unfortunately I'm not all that big myself, rather young and quite hesitant to do something like this cause I'm afraid of someone sayin something about it. I always thought that women would be more the ones to freak out, you know like the Karen types and while I wouldn't be afraid of them physically, I would be freaked if one laid into me about it. Lately I've been kinda surprised that as I've become more bold about where I take a piss and who's around I'm seeing that women don't seem to freak out as I thought, but rather tend to smile or even say something positive, whereas guys tend to judge me more, have you noticed that at all?

thats interesting cause I feel the exact opposite for me.  Men usually leave me be, or make a joke or laugh at it.  But I always have troubles with women when they seeing me.  Last week alone I got chewed out four different times by women.  

[Alfresco 11,595]

22 hours ago, Wisco said:

How many people have complemented your cock while you were peeing? What was the age and gender breakdown?

I have never done statistical analysis on it but as far as I remember only women, mostly aged early 20s.   Numbers - probably around 10 over the last 20 years.

[TylerHasFun 1,074]

On 10/15/2024 at 5:17 PM, Justasailor said:

I have also been caught a lot of times while peeing, but so far no one has gotten that angry with me. Normally i do even enjoy it when other people have seen me peeing, and are reacting to it. 

You got very lucky with the policeman. I know a few people that got fined for peeing outside.

its the best part when people seen ya pissing aint it bro?

[ThePisard 11]

On 10/15/2024 at 9:23 AM, Alfresco said:

the other side of the coin - if I catch a lady peeing in the street on a night out, I invariably apologise as this makes her more relaxed and less likely to get stressed or panic.   I usually then make some light hearted comment such as "Looks like you needed it" or say that I had come down that way for the same reason.  Usually they are then fine with it.   Very occasionally I have had ladies tell me to "Fuck off, can't you see I'm peeing" or something.  That is a rare response though.

Do the women usually mind if you pee nearby too?

[Alfresco 11,595]

12 hours ago, ThePisard said:

Do the women usually mind if you pee nearby too?

Sometimes I've peed near women who are already peeing.  They have never had an issue with it, often it makes them more comfortable.   I don't go and stand right next to them or anything, but say 10m away or something that feels like a respectful distance.    For example there was one time when I saw two ladies go into a wide alley.  I went down there after them and saw them squatted to the left side.   They saw me coming and one looked embarrassed, cut her flow and jumped up.    I said "Don't worry, I'm only here for the same thing" and walked past them, then stood and peed against a bin on the other sides, but facing the road, so I could still see them and they had a good view of me.   The less embarrassed of the two ladies said to the other "It's fine, he is only here to pee too." and the other girl relaxed, resumed her squat and finished her pee.