How fast does pee come out? A gap in scientific knowledge

[Kupar 13,453]

15 hours ago, Carb0nBased said:

Also, I question the intelligence of anyone who would answer A or B for the star question!

I'm not sure all the multiple choice options are serious 😉

[chubbyjack 349]

1 hour ago, Kupar said:

I'm not sure all the multiple choice options are serious 😉

I once had a procedure to test that .  I had an overactive bladder and they have a test to see how much your bladder holds. How long you can hold it and how fast and complete do you empty.

    They use a catheter to fill the bladder until it becomes painful and ask you to pretend you are driving and have to hold it in until you no longer can. Then  You then pee into a bucket.

   Before they insert the catheter they attach probles to the groin area and testicles  There were 2 female assistants while I'm in a gown with feet up in stirrups.   They were the ones to attach the probes.  I then felt something I didn't expect and asked "where's that one going"  she says in the rectum.  Apparently there is a muscle to impacts the bladder in there.

  As she is place this probe in my ass she must have pressed on my prostate.  I had one squire of semen. She saud don't worry it's common. 

 Then the catheter goes in.  When I peed out  one  aide held the bucket and one my penis.  Because of my belly size she had to hold it to prevent spillage. All the probes are sending info to some computer. 

  I'd rather pretend this day never happened. 

  

[wettingman 580]

Yea I had this test done also. She told me to hold it in as long as I could. The catheter made things uncomfortable, difficult to tell when I was at my limit . So I held it. I guess she didn't know I was used to and enjoyed holding my pee especially through a bladder spasm . She got kind of frantic when one occurred and I didn't say I need to go now, I tried to hold it. 

Once I started "peeing " it came gushing out soaking hard lots of it splattering on the floor not the bucket.

I fantasized about women holding my penis while I peed. Like you said this was not like that at all.

 

[chubbyjack 349]

1 hour ago, wettingman said:

Yea I had this test done also. She told me to hold it in as long as I could. The catheter made things uncomfortable, difficult to tell when I was at my limit . So I held it. I guess she didn't know I was used to and enjoyed holding my pee especially through a bladder spasm . She got kind of frantic when one occurred and I didn't say I need to go now, I tried to hold it. 

Once I started "peeing " it came gushing out soaking hard lots of it splattering on the floor not the bucket.

I fantasized about women holding my penis while I peed. Like you said this was not like that at all.

 

The only part I liked was being naked.and 2 aides poking around down there but not worth it in the scheme of things.

  I hate catheters.

 

I didn't even enjoy the ejaculations 

 

[Mojovo 51]

I guess you could try to measure it, but there's things you'd have to control for. for example, the foreskin/labia being in the way probably slows the stream down, right? so you'd prob have to do a lot of tests

[wettingman 580]

10 hours ago, chubbyjack said:

I didn't even enjoy the ejaculations 

I do recall them pushing a probe up my butt as part of the test. However I am pretty sure I did not ejaculate. I know I didn't feel it. 

[chubbyjack 349]

17 hours ago, wettingman said:

I do recall them pushing a probe up my butt as part of the test. However I am pretty sure I did not ejaculate. I know I didn't feel it. 

    I remember saying : what was that?" When I heard something land on the bucket.  She said you ejaculated. 

  I had that happen earlier this year.  I had a catheter and it had so much lube on it that when she pulled it out I had 2 squirts. Now that I felt 😊.   

Edited October 6 by chubbyjack

[wettingman 580]

Apperently they have seen it all.They view peeing and ejaculation as a normal body functions.  It makes it less embarrassing for us, but if I were to cum I would prefer to enjoy it.

[AsianGuy 211]

Based on my personal experience, I think the smaller the urethral opening, the faster urine comes out - all this being equal. My pee opening (slit) is a little over 1/2" long when my penis is soft; whereas my wife's and former girlfriends holes are way smaller. Maybe 2 -3 times smaller unless it's stretched. They can pee way faster than me, no contest - distance or volume wise. My urine tends to fan out into a wide spray once it exits out of my penis, it does form into a thick, clean stream about 2-3 inches after it leaves my penis, but it's by no means super fast. If I squeeze the slit shut, however, then the piss really comes out fast, but the stream is not as thick.

[Bladderlad 840]

On 10/1/2024 at 2:26 AM, Pinguy94 said:

I have had similar where my urethra felt really stretched and a few of those times I had to go horribly bad, and I have recorded mine during a desperate pee and it can open fairly wide when needed 

Would love to see that desperate pee! 😄

[clay6 325]

11 minutes ago, Bladderlad said:

Would love to see that desperate pee! 😄

Yea I’ve had to go soo badly a few times it’s almost a little painful from my urethra stretching to try and let it out. 

[Bladderlad 840]

On 10/2/2024 at 10:52 PM, DoctorDoctor said:

There are so many good scientific ways posted here! Flow rate, radar, equations about trajectory and angles.

I remeber seeing a news article several years ago about a urinal installed in pubs/bars with sensors that measured both volume and speed (intensity?) of the piss stream. (I believe it was from Japan) I liked the electronic "leader board" that listed the recent top performers' statistics. Maybe they also need a toilet version for women.

 

There is always the old, subjective way of just filming a good piss and the distance the stream travels and having others comment on it! 😉

 

Are you volunteering to film and share then? 😂

[Great Horned Owl 614]

So true. I have seen some very fast hard pees. My wife is one. She can release a liter in 20 seconds! Two liters in 45 seconds!

[DoctorDoctor 1,434]

On 10/8/2024 at 1:09 AM, Bladderlad said:

Are you volunteering to film and share then? 😂

https://x.com/mhp_guy/status/1842238442346021342

 

Edited December 4 by DoctorDoctor

[Great Horned Owl 614]

I would love to have one of those for my wife and SIL as both are huge pissers with capacity of 2 plus liters! The wife is a hard explosive pisser while SIL is a VERY long steady light to moderate flow that goes on for four minutes. She has a monster bladders, holds 2.5 liters.

[LngPeeFan 30]

11 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

I would love to have one of those for my wife and SIL as both are huge pissers with capacity of 2 plus liters! The wife is a hard explosive pisser while SIL is a VERY long steady light to moderate flow that goes on for four minutes. She has a monster bladders, holds 2.5 liters.

I'm becoming totally enamored with SIL. My mind also has a tendency to cartoon visions of an idealized fantasy woman, one from the pre-woke days when cheerleaders and beauty contestant winners were allowed to be tall, blonde and gorgeous. Is there any possibility that SIL, given additional bladder incentives and inspiration, could hold 3 liters and pee for a record five minutes? This is a legitimate question. 

[Great Horned Owl 614]

15 minutes ago, LngPeeFan said:

I'm becoming totally enamored with SIL. My mind also has a tendency to cartoon visions of an idealized fantasy woman, one from the pre-woke days when cheerleaders and beauty contestant winners were allowed to be tall, blonde and gorgeous. Is there any possibility that SIL, given additional bladder incentives and inspiration, could hold 3 liters and pee for a record five minutes? This is a legitimate question. 

Thanks for your feedback. SIL has a capacity of 2.4 liters that I have measured 3 times. Each time she was in agony before emptying her bladder while moaning and sighing that she could not hold anymore urine any longer. That is her maximum capacity! Hot and full nevertheless! Her average is around 1.8 liters when she has a normal amount of urine to drain out. Always looks very good, trimmed bush, good makeup, great friendly personality, nice dresses and accessories- a true young professional woman with expensive tastes. Works in real estate sales and makes decent money for a 22 yo. Hope this helps answer your question. Thanks for chatting. I love raving abo_