Peeing during work calls

[Coral 326]

I am currently on a work place and they have arranged for me to stay in a swanky hotel with great views and all. 

So, I would sit with my laptop facing the view, ditch the pants, sit at the edge of the chair, and pee whenever I wanted to, onto the carpet. Once I even held on a solid hour after I was already desperate and after only 2 seconds in, I released a full bladder onto the carpet that kinda lasted a while. And it was wonderful ! To pee freely while also working. 

Edited August 28 by Coral

[DoctorDoctor 1,267]

@Coral, I hope your microphone was muted so the call participants didn't hear the hissing and splattering of your stream.  What was your plan if you needed to speak? Stop your stream?

I hope your facial expressions didn't give you away. LOL

[litltimmy 194]

I'm still rather amazed that so many people do so. My mom had mentioned that years ago on spring break a lot of the guys used to pee in motel rooms and even outside the rooms. When we were recently at a hotel together mom had an ultraviolet flashlight and was looking over the beds and night stands. When I asked what she was doing she said that urine and semen lights up bright under this light and then proceeded to move over to a nearby wall and closet where you could see a piss spray clearly on the walls that you would never have seen otherwise. Never imagined so many must do so.

[oliver2 4,261]

“Thank you for holding”

[Kupar 13,174]

44 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

“Thank you for holding”

"Your call (of nature) will be answered shortly"

[oliver2 4,261]

Just now, Kupar said:

"Your call (of nature) will be answered shortly"

“Urination may be recorded for compliance and training purposes”

[Kupar 13,174]

2 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

“Urination may be recorded for compliance and training purposes”

"We are currently experiencing very high volumes"

[Alfresco 11,418]

I regularly pee whilst on calls for work, but I am doing so at home, so I always pee in a pint glass, bowl, bin or other receptacle or I sit on a towel an pee freely.

That would be amazing to just pee on the carpet on a call in hotel rooms.  

@Coral How many bladder loads have you released in the same place in that hotel?   I'm assuming the floor must be very wet so is there no issue with the hotel seeing it and charging you?

I have peed in hotel rooms a good number of times, but never multiple full bladders in one place.    I usually either pee under furniture or where it is hidden or pee relatively small amounts.

[JanePiss 55]

People overdo it with trying to be stealthy. Hotels see a lot and presume you spilt water or something so if you are well hydrated just make sure you leave an empty bottle from the minibar nearby and pee away!

[MrLasagna 43]

I have never peed during a video call, but I have held it during a lecture online, to pee just after the end.

Here is the complete episode:

 

[Takashi96 1,031]

I was recently discussing dehydration issues with a friend. Hospital work, like teaching, is notorious for its infrequent restroom breaks. As a result, many of us avoid drinking water on shift. Additionally, the staff restroom at my facility is far from my usual station. My friend asked if I ever considered stashing a bottle or a similar container close to my area. Something I could use stealthily in an empty room, adding, "That's what I would do." Pretending to be shocked, I told her I had a hard time believing she would pee in a container for any reason besides an absolute emergency. Especially not in a work situation.

To this she replied, "I did it when I was doing remote work. I got stuck on a long phone call and I couldn't leave my desk. I had a jar nearby for my beads (referring to her craft supplies), but it was practically empty. So I dumped the beads out and took a crazy long pee into the jar. While still on a work call, mind you! But then I was struggling to hold it together, because the situation was so ridiculous. I was trying to have a serious business call with this man. And he was taking me seriously, having no idea that I was actively urinating into my bead jar. When it was finally over I busted out laughing so hard! I couldn't believe I had just peed at my desk on a work call. You probably don't know this but women are actually very good at aiming our pee. Maybe not as accurately as men, but we can pee wherever we want just like you guys do." 

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with that information!?

 

 

 

[zorba3189 5,184]

I have been known to call a coworker while “working from home” and during mid conversation, hop up on my bathroom sink and take a pee (so the sound is not too loud as compared to going in the toilet).   I just love the idea of pissing while talking with someone who has no idea.  
 

Have done the same thing in a public pool while chatting with moms and I’m just completely emptying out while standing in chest deep water.   Teehee.  

[longbastard 215]

On 8/31/2024 at 7:42 PM, Takashi96 said:

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with that information!?

I’d definitely take this as an invitation to occasionally mention recent experiences where you had no choice but to piss somewhere inappropriate 😁

If you’re out and about somewhere, say Oh damn, I’ve got to piss like a motherfucker!