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I think the naughtiest place I had a wank was on the back of a public bus. I shot my load all over the back of the seat in front. There was a person sitting in the row in front of that. 

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One of the naughtiest I've done was being stuck in traffic needing to piss and decided to jack-oof waiting think that would keep me from having to piss so bad, but it didn't. Plus I didn't have a rag or anything to clean my hand so I had to lick my hand clean! 

It's amazing how horny a full bladder will make you!! I wasn't concerned about if anybody was watching me.

When I finally got to where I was going, I got out and mad a dash to the bathroom and wound up pissing my pants some struggling to get my dick out to pee. Needless to say I had to unstuck my shirt to hide my wet pants.

I was so nervous and excited at the same time.

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1 minute ago, nutinfancy said:

One of the naughtiest I've done was being stuck in traffic needing to piss and decided to jack-oof waiting think that would keep me from having to piss so bad, but it didn't

Yeah that’s horny logic right there 🙃

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1 hour ago, wee wee girl said:

just knowing that has me touching my pussy, i'm going to cum thinking about that mmmm

no longer in touch with her, so to speak lol

id love to hear your story 🙂

I keep Cumming up with more questions.

When you or her peed in the clothes hamper did the other one watch?

You said you initiated it firsts but how did that happen the very first time? We're you talking about wanking?

Were youu already looking at each other naked? 

  What exactly did you say?  I was always afraid to admit I jerked off to any of my friends.

I promise you I will post my story but its long so I have to have time alone to log on .

 

Ps. Let me know if you do cum.

 

 

 

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My naughtiest is a toss up between walking down the bike path in the middle of winery, or one of the many times I drove around and played with myself. Sometimes I just pull my cock out no touching, sometimes I edge myself and sometimes I cum, depends on how horny I am, how much traffic is present and factors like that, but i drive with my cock out so much, I call him my driving buddy 

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1 hour ago, wee wee girl said:

Yes we watched each other peeing. We were very curious. I had just found out about masturbating all by myself. I was feeling horny and squeezing my pussy and felt the urge to touch myself and finger myself and then I had my first orgasm. I was amazed by it, so I started to tell my friend what I was doing and it felt so good. I found my dads stash of porn magazines and started looking at them and touching myself. I would masturbate around 3 times a day. I had no one to ask and I wasn't taught about sex at school or by anyone. She wanted to try masturbating so I suggested she come to my house. I decided that we should both be naked and then I explained to her what to do. She wanted me to touch her to show her, so I did. She really wanted to be more 'doing it to each other' but I just wanted to do it seperately in front of each other. I think she fancied me. But all I could think about was boys.

I did cum last night

Wow. Thanks 

I was hoping to say 4 times but I'm in my 60s . I hope by the end of the day I can squeeze our another load. I often masturbate to nothing more than memories of earlier times. I was very shy and starting to gain weight and was scared to ask girls out. I hated bring rejected " I like you as a friend" 😔

  Yet that being said I managed to get into some wild situations,  never my my doing. FWB or as well called it back the Fuck Buddies. 

   One thing I will tell you is that your story is in my database and I will be jacking off to it for a long tine.  I've posted a few already but I have find "alone" time to write the long stories

  I look forward to more stories from you.  If you don't mind I might ask you about other adventures you had.

  Fell free to ask me anything . 

 

 

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1 hour ago, oliver2 said:

We were, or are, so bashful about something almost everyone does

True but all my guys made jokes about it in a negative way.

" I bet you jerk off "

" go play with yourself. Pretend you're in prison"

Even after my cousin ecoeriamce I never told anyone unless is was a female .  

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3 hours ago, chubbyjack said:

True but all my guys made jokes about it in a negative way.

" I bet you jerk off "

" go play with yourself. Pretend you're in prison"

Even after my cousin ecoeriamce I never told anyone unless is was a female .  

I somehow feel like I started doing it about two years after everyone else was talking about it - prob a slightly late developer there. And, yeah, obviously, every other horny teenage guy has a harem on tap so never does it by hand /s

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1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

I somehow feel like I started doing it about two years after everyone else was talking about it - prob a slightly late developer there. And, yeah, obviously, every other horny teenage guy has a harem on tap so never does it by hand /s

I started early but fir a while I thought it was something I discovered.  I was too nieve to know it was something common.

 

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I think the naughtiest would have been about 2 weeks ago. I had just returned form a trip, my roommate picked me up from the airport. It was fairly late (or early) around 9:30pm. I was still in my uniform, but we decided to go for a drive. I wasn't quite desperate yet. I don't know if she likes watching me squirm now that she knows I enjoy holding and peeing myself, but it seems, when I start, she figures out a way to extend the ride. That night, I  was barely able to hold hold, i.e. starting to leak, which means not much longer. I had my hand down my pants, holding and rubbing. Just as we were about to turn down our street she asks, " can we go around the block, please, so I can smoke another cigarette?" Of course...she had to have seen me. Soon I was rubbing harder and my hips started moving as well, I started to get hard.  I turned down a block earlier and gasped, "I need to pee." Basically covering a moan. As we pulled up into the driveway, I started feeling the unmistakable tingle start and couldn't stop. I pulled into the garage, and before I could stop, groaned and came hard. She said, "Please, don't pee in the car." And without thinking I gasped, "I am not peeing, I am cumming...." her eyes, widened and she looked quickly down at my hands...."ohhhh...." Yup, I think that was the naughtiest and most unintentional masturbating I have done.

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The very naughtiest would have to be in women’s bathrooms way back when.  Besides that a few times at teachers’ desks in school.  Another time and perhaps the most enjoyable of all was outside next to a tree in the woods beside a parking lot during a tailgate for a concert.  There were girls squatting and peeing everywhere I looked so I had to get it out lol

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On 10/24/2014 at 11:36 AM, F.W said:

On here weve read how people have naughty pees,on someones sofa etc,all good.But when did you ever masturbate in a spontaneous,or unexpected way?

I think mine was when i was helping a girlfriend do up her flat,and she and her almost Dannii Minogue look-alike flat mate nipped out to the shops,for literally 15 minutes.

Long story short,by the time they returned,id rifled the flat mates wash basket,found pair of fragrant pink knickers,into bathroom,quick tug,they were very fragrant,cum,knickers back in basket,no-one any the wiser!

All 10 minutes tops.It was a strange feeling when they returned,i couldnt help thinking she just KNEW,what id done.Feminine intuition?

My most naughtiest masterbation session was when I had to use a condom on my on of my dildos to use on myself because I had an yeast infection I was still recovering from. 

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I was in my early twenties when I was pleasuring one time. It occurred to me to lay on my back, feet toward the wall, then walk my feet up the wall till I was almost vertical.....my drooling dick was aimed right at my face. It was a big hot load and it was  my first self facial....so hot and musky sweet and good...and what a fun mess!....To this day I love the taste of my own cum.....

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51 minutes ago, goldmund50 said:

I was in my early twenties when I was pleasuring one time. It occurred to me to lay on my back, feet toward the wall, then walk my feet up the wall till I was almost vertical.....my drooling dick was aimed right at my face. It was a big hot load and it was  my first self facial....so hot and musky sweet and good...and what a fun mess!....To this day I love the taste of my own cum.....

Ah, which boy hasn't done that 🙂

(Didn't like the taste of cum though)

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2 hours ago, goldmund50 said:

I was in my early twenties when I was pleasuring one time. It occurred to me to lay on my back, feet toward the wall, then walk my feet up the wall till I was almost vertical.....my drooling dick was aimed right at my face. It was a big hot load and it was  my first self facial....so hot and musky sweet and good...and what a fun mess!....To this day I love the taste of my own cum.....

Have you ever tasted your own cum or a self facial in front of a partner ?

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I challenged myself to sneak from one end of a mall parking lot to the other and back completely naked.  About 3/4 of the way back I was so hard I had to stop and start flogging the dummy.  Just as I was coming, a gorgeous asian woman was walking by and stopped to watch me add to the white line between parked cars.  When I was finished, I ran like to get back to my car and got out of there.

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Mine was probably in a store in Italy, in a changing room. My GF peed in there a bit earlyer (different story). I started to masturbate and got horny. She took my dick into her hand and finished me off - into a store t-shirt! She then hide the wet t-shirt under a pile of t-shirts in the store and we got out as quick as possible. 

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wow. i thought i had shared this with y'all already, but don't see it in that thread. to be continued...

 anyways, wearing dresses can often make it pretty easy to hide what is happening underneath them. and i have used that advantage in satisfying my desire many times. but i recently did something i rarely do, and not only does that make it genuinely feel more taboo to me, but it seemed, objectively, really exotic as well. 

i was at a self service (ironically) car wash, and as i was cleaning out the inside of my car, decided to take off my shorts. all the other patrons were men, except for one other lady that was with her husband, or boyfriend maybe. i wasn't even trying to be discreet, and it felt really sexy being seen leaning in to my car and watched as i walked around it with my thong exposed for all to see. at one point i even pulled it aside and gave a quick flash of my muffin as i made a detour to the trash bin. i kinda think the man a few bays over noticed because he stopped vacuuming his truck and sat facing me in his front seat with his door open. 😳 i pretended to ignore that and went back to my cleaning, though with a little flourish in my actions. it wasn't long before one of the others pulled out of the water hose bays and parked in the vacuum space next to me. 🤭 by then i noticed the couple had finished what they were doing and left. lol. idk why, but being in my panties, among a fairly captive audience of men, i almost felt like a showgirl. and what i did next was completely spontaneous. after closing the doors to my car to have the most exposure, i stood between it and the guy next to me, pulled down my panties, and began rubbing my clit. the look of shock on the closest man's face was priceless!

full disclosure: in my mind, that was just a precursor for fun, before i'd squat and go pee in front of everyone. but as i positioned myself, i realized i really didn't need to potty. lol. now i felt a little awkward, but was like omg! i need to do something.

and so began sliding a finger just inside my outer lips and ran it down and up my slit. it was terrifying and thrilling not knowing what the reaction would be. but i looked up and saw at least two faces intently looking my direction. and that was all the encouragement i needed to continue masturbating. i sat down on the curb with my legs spread and continued letting my finger part my muffin, aided by it's lubricating ointment. i loved how naughty it felt and a second finger was soon helping my labia part. it wasn't long after that they finally penetrated my pussy. i was so wet, and in a full state of arousal. i still couldn't believe i was totally jilling in front of these strangers. but it made me feel so sexy. 😇

sorries. that was kinda long. and much more than i meant to write here. but i have a feeling that's ok. 💋

 

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