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Whats the naughtiest masturbate you ever did?


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On here weve read how people have naughty pees,on someones sofa etc,all good.But when did you ever masturbate in a spontaneous,or unexpected way?

I think mine was when i was helping a girlfriend do up her flat,and she and her almost Dannii Minogue look-alike flat mate nipped out to the shops,for literally 15 minutes.

Long story short,by the time they returned,id rifled the flat mates wash basket,found pair of fragrant pink knickers,into bathroom,quick tug,they were very fragrant,cum,knickers back in basket,no-one any the wiser!

All 10 minutes tops.It was a strange feeling when they returned,i couldnt help thinking she just KNEW,what id done.Feminine intuition?

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the naughtiest masturbating I did had got to be at my bfs parents and got caught haha I just cudnt wait ooops

Sophie,please do tell more,how you got caught wanking.(actually do girls call it wanking,or what,when its girls doing it?)Id love to know what happened.As with what i did,although i didnt get caught as such,my gfs sexy mate,was very cagey with me.I think she must have realised her wash basket had been disturbed somehow.Who cares,she smelt horny,and i had a thick juicy cum...However,me and my gf fell out a few weeks later,hmmmmmmmmmmm.:laugh:

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wanking on the London to Liverpool train one afternoon! never got caught!

How did that come about?Was there a sexy lady in front of you and the thought of her going to the toilet on the train inflamed you?Do tell!

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How did that come about?Was there a sexy lady in front of you and the thought of her going to the toilet on the train inflamed you?Do tell!

I was in a deserted carriage FW :-(

Just felt like a Sunday wank, and took a chance! Their were people walking through, but I kept my cock under the table and came in my briefs! Sorry!

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I was in a deserted carriage FW :-(

Just felt like a Sunday wank, and took a chance! Their were people walking through, but I kept my cock under the table and came in my briefs! Sorry!

Great!I always think you should do this if there is a sexy girl sat in front of you or something,thinking of her peeing etc,and she doesnt know of it..I think there should be more public,yet discreet wanking!:thumbsup:

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Agree FW!!! I hope I can still find ways to have fun now! Always hopeful.

A number of weeks ago I had a Skype wank with another man, my wife was present and gave my cock a suck as he watched! I came first, which he enjoyed and then he came which my wife enjoyed!

Getting hard now.............................hehe

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Nice topic....

For me for me when my now wife was my gf living down south called my mobile to let me hear her pee she knows I really love the sound while I was walking around tesco with my hand in my pocket I actually had cum down my leg

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Nice topic....

For me for me when my now wife was my gf living down south called my mobile to let me hear her pee she knows I really love the sound while I was walking around tesco with my hand in my pocket I actually had cum down my leg

most excelleny ukpee!

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High school back of the school bus. Some kid scored a porno mag and let me keep it and I had a long bus ride. Back of the bus to my self. There was some kids in the front. I jerked my cock and blew a thick load of cum all over the floor in the back and it didn’t take long

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I once masturbated at the office when my coworkers left in a small office. There was this absolutely gorgeous asian petite woman I worked with who had a crush on me with the absolutely tightest Filipino small ass. So I went into her office, sat in her chair and used a jar of her scented hand cream that was on her desk as I imagined her catching me and stripping her clothes off to masturbate with me on her desk. I came into the jar of lotion and mixed my cum into the mixture. The next day I went in to say good morning to her, and she opened the jar and put some lotion on her hands and started rubbing it into her skin. 

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I was at some viewpoint platform a few years ago, where you could go to have a good view over a valley. Well, I don't know if the valley also has a good view of the platform. In that case, they might have seen me peeing and jerking off there

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2 Weekends ago on a train  was on snapchat and a friend was teasing me sending me pics and vids i couldn't take it pulled it out and went for it. There was a woman sitting behind me i don't think she saw 

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When I was a horny teenager I'd wank anywhere.

  • Often drive out to a local country park and jack off parked up in a lay-by with other cars driving by.
  • A couple of times on an almost empty train, with the only other passengers the other end of the carriage.
  • Many times in hostels, in a dormitory with at least a dozen other people around. Had to be very quiet with as little movement as possible 😄

More recently the naughtiest I've done is looking over the hedge in my garden watching a couple of sexy women sunbathing on the park opposite. Went for a pee whilst standing there, had an erection and carried on until I came into the hedge.

Lots of outdoor stuff, but generally hidden somewhere so not naughty as such, just outside.

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My most risky fap was yesterday.

I work in construction but am behind a desk most of the time. My office is in a three-plex trailer. The trailers run east west. I am on very west side of the trailer in the middle. To the south are the bathrooms and to the north on the other side of a cardboard wall is my direct boss. Further to the east in the trailer on the north side is another office with a co-worker. The middle of the trailer is a hallway/coffee bar area. On the south side are several more offices with co-workers.

When you walk into my office, I have my desk facing the door. That way when you walk in you can’t see what is on my computer. I have a lot of down time and have a personal laptop on my desk that is not connected to a company network.

I had been edging for a large part of the day. In the late part of the morning, I had gone to take a piss and tried to rub one out at the urinal but couldn’t get there. Around 2:00 or so I started looking at porn on my phone. I was wearing coveralls and had on sport shorts beneath. I started stroking under my coverall with my hand in my shorts.

It took a while but after about 20 minutes I could feel myself getting close. I had that tingling feeling I get when I am about to cum where I shouldn’t. I could hear my boss shifting at his desk but didn’t care. I was too close to stop. I was concerned he would get up to go to the can, but he stayed at his desk.

Soon my cock pulsed in my hand, and I felt my hand fill up with cum. Once I was done cumming I was left with a hand full of cum in my shorts below my coveralls. I knew I had to get to the can to clean up. I got up from my desk and exited out of my office. I got lucky because no one exited their offices, and I made my way into the bathroom.

I am a guy who hates to waste cum, so once I was in the bathroom I got my hand free and licked the cum off my hand. I did my best to clean up and enjoyed the post cum bliss back at my desk.

 

 

 

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ghad to be in my last year at school and if you had dropped a few classes instead of going home you went to study hall,so could be up to 50 people in the hall but my girlfriend at the time was opposite me and was teasing me,it got to much so i opened my fly and took it out and maybe 15 seconds later i came and apart from my girlfrien no one else seèn #me

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4 hours ago, wee wee girl said:

I was caught by my best friends brother. Well, both me and my friend were caught. I was over at her house on a sleepover and we were both masturbating ourselves in front of each other in our beds. Nighties pulled up, panties down and then he walked in. He couldn't stop laughing! It was so embarrassing!

Did he ever mention it again ?

How did the idea of masturbating in front of each other happen?

Who's idea was it?

Did anything happen between you and your friend? 

 

  

   

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I've never really done any super naughty ones, a couple of times in the toilet cubicles where I used to work, and occasionally out in my back yard at night where its overlooked by neighbours houses.

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2 hours ago, wee wee girl said:

mmmmm

Yes we would cum. At her house our beds were single beds but at mine we slept in my double bed. We would take all our clothes off, showing off our bodies to each other. Then get into bed together (at my house) and rub our pussies. Talking about wanting to be found by a man. We were the same age as you and your cousin. It was very exciting. We were embarrassed and promised we wouldn't tell anyone. My bedroom was in the basement and when we were playing with ourselves if we needed to pee we would pee in my plastic laundry basket. She wanted to touch me, we tried it once or twice. When i showed he how to wank, i touch her pussy and rubbed it, showing her how.

Make that 3 times. ❤️ 

 Are you still In contact with her?

I still see my cousin every few years but we never mentioned it again after the week I stayed at his place.

    One day when I have the time I will post about it.  It even had some minor pee play .

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