The 'plumber' visits, and gets a bit wet

[Kupar 12,441]

Last night K and I role-played the cheesiest trope of all time – the visit of a plumber to a desperate housewife.

I rang the doorbell and carried my toolbox inside and we were straight into character and into the kitchen, where I was shown the problem in the cupboard under the sink. K left me to make a start and disappeared for a couple of minutes. When she came back she was dressed in a little miniskirt.

Here are some highlights of the dialogue that followed:

Plumber: “Goodness me! Are you wearing any knickers madam?”

Client: “No – I often don’t bother … I guess in your line of work, you quite often get wet.”

Plumber: “Only if things go wrong or if I haven’t located the cock … which is something you don’t seem to be having any trouble doing madam” [as she rubbed her foot against my bulging jeans]

Client: “How do you feel about getting wet? This sort of wet.”

Plumber: “Oh my goodness! What are you doing?!”

Client: “Oh. You’re not into this? I’ll stop”

Plumber: “I am actually! How did you know? Carry on!”

Client: “I am quite desperate actually!”

Plumber: “Oh good! This is the best Friday afternoon job I’ve had in a long while!”

Client: “You can have it wherever you want – but there’s one condition. I don’t do the cleaning up”

Plumber: “I always clean up after a job.”

Client: “Excellent. You’re my kind of man.”

Plumber: “It’s a good job my watch is waterproof isn’t it?”

Client: “Do you want me to move any of your tools?”

Plumber: “No – that’s OK – this one is moving on its own.”

Client: “This is great; my husband isn’t into this at all.”

Plumber: “Do you enjoy it?”

Client: “Oh yeah! … There’s a bit more if you want it … Oh dear – I have made a mess of you, haven’t I?!”

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You get the idea 😊 It all worked amazingly well. You know I love her – and the enthusiasm she brings to what is essentially something for me. But after a big hug, effusive thanks (I got peed on by a sexy woman! For 70 seconds!) and the clean-up, then usual Friday baths, G&Ts and decompression time, I made it up to her with a long head, neck and shoulder massage, and lovely sex on the sofa.

Thanks, as ever, to K for permission to describe and illustrate the adventure (a phone placed at the back of the under-sink cupboard – apologies for the low quality of the images taken from the video!).

Edited January 20 by Kupar
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[MidoriLemonade85 1,928]

Absolutely speechless. This is so amazing and sexy. Love everything you two do. 😍 Thank you so much for sharing! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

(especially the video!) ❤️‍🔥

[MidoriLemonade85 1,928]

(And thanks for messing up your kitchen in the name of wet Friday night fun! 💦😘) 

Edited October 28, 2023 by MidoriLemonade85

[gldenwetgoose 20,254]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️   <- Because one heart reaction didn't seem enough

[harry_jones_1975 573]

Amazing times. Thank you for sharing. 

[amack 509]

Superb! You lucky guy!

[Alfresco 11,002]

Absolutely brilliant.  Superb role play and a fantastic experience.  Glad you had lots of fun @Kupar

[Geepee9 442]

You two always put a smile on my face, keep up the good work and thanks for sharing. It reminds me of a story in a woman's magazine from years ago when the contributor accidentally peed on the plumber while he was working, I'll see if I can find it sometime.

[Kupar 12,441]

3 minutes ago, Geepee9 said:

You two always put a smile on my face, keep up the good work and thanks for sharing

Thanks 🙂 I hope we'll continue to think of fun things to do.

[Colormerose 769]

wow what a fun and sexy time together. I do so love how far she's come with this since you guys have started. so so beautiful. roleplaying and sexy time is so much fun. I really should take your ideas into play with my husband and see if I can spark things back up again. 😉  

[Geepee9 442]

Article from more magazine's embarrassing moments I think.
She writes,

As a student I had a plumber working at my flat to cure a blocked drain. The plumber removed the outside drain pipe to the toilet to unblock it and asked me not to flush the toilet as it was disconnected. I thought no problem, I needed my morning pee I'll just have a pee in the toilet and flush when He's finished. After a big strong pee I heard a shout from the man outside as I had filled and overflowed the u bend and soaked him while he was on a ladder under the outlet. Until then I didn't know how toilets worked but I do now!

[MRJH22 135]

Hot experience. Thanks for sharing. I hope both you and K are keeping well.

[Kupar 12,441]

4 hours ago, MRJH22 said:

I hope both you and K are keeping well.

We are thanks. 

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