Ask the moose anything

[WateryMoose 358]

Well hello, after seeing so many people do that sort of topic, I assumed it was my turn now heh, don't be shy and come by

[Sophie 24,398]

1 hour ago, WateryMoose said:

Well hello, after seeing so many people do that sort of topic, I assumed it was my turn now heh, don't be shy and come by

Going to ask you something I asked in the chat a while back...

 

Why do we call the plural of goose "Geese", but the plural of moose is not "Meese"?

[gldenwetgoose 21,485]

6 hours ago, Sophie said:

 

Why do we call the plural of goose "Geese", but the plural of moose is not "Meese"?

Hijacking the thread a little - but what is this plural of Goose that you speak of ?

Surely Goose is singular and unique?

[Sophie 24,398]

3 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Hijacking the thread a little - but what is this plural of Goose that you speak of ?

Surely Goose is singular and unique?

There's only one gldenwetgoose, you are definitely singular and unique, unlike your many, many cousins!

[WateryMoose 358]

7 hours ago, Sophie said:

Going to ask you something I asked in the chat a while back...

 

Why do we call the plural of goose "Geese", but the plural of moose is not "Meese"?

Probably because English isn't a very logical language... but I'm not a native speaker so I won't know
XD

[Bacardi 10,131]

Would you still love me even if I were a slice of Swiss cheese?

[WateryMoose 358]

17 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Would you still love me even if I were a slice of Swiss cheese?

I'd devour you if you were

[Bacardi 10,131]

36 minutes ago, WateryMoose said:

I'd devour you if you were

[Banzai 542]

Hi. What's the most special place you've peed in?

[WateryMoose 358]

On 5/24/2023 at 10:36 AM, Banzai said:

Hi. What's the most special place you've peed in?

That's a tough one really... what counts as "special"?

[WateryMoose 358]

Hey hello, this thread hasn't been active lately but I'm sure various people are curious haha, so again, just ask me about anything

[Alfresco 11,627]

What do you do in your spare time?  Hobbies, interests, sports etc?

[WateryMoose 358]

Aside of jerking off, I used to do archery when I was younger, that's for the sports part XD

I also like to draw various stuff, play chess and do tabletop rpgs! (Also including the usual watching shows and movies haha)

[Alfresco 11,627]

17 hours ago, WateryMoose said:

Aside of jerking off, I used to do archery when I was younger, that's for the sports part XD

I also like to draw various stuff, play chess and do tabletop rpgs! (Also including the usual watching shows and movies haha)

Archery is something I've only tried very briefly at an experience where I tried all sorts of shooting type things with guns, bows, crossbows, and even axe throwing.   Chess I used to play at school, but not really done it for years.   Drawing is something that I find very difficult and wish I could do better.   I probably should just spend more time doing it and I might get better!

[WateryMoose 358]

11 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Archery is something I've only tried very briefly at an experience where I tried all sorts of shooting type things with guns, bows, crossbows, and even axe throwing.   Chess I used to play at school, but not really done it for years.   Drawing is something that I find very difficult and wish I could do better.   I probably should just spend more time doing it and I might get better!

Oh yes, as with many things it only takes practice, and a bit of fundamental theory hehe, perspective and anatomy can be tricky sometimes, but there are great resources out there

[gldenwetgoose 21,485]

Just a random thought that popped into my head - so I’ll ask you…

If you were able to travel to any place in the world to partake in some sort of pee activity or pee sex (your choice) - where and what ?

[Overlord 451]

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

[Bacardi 10,131]

Who shot first? 

Han or Greedo?