Bacardi- Ask Me Anything

[Bacardi 10,131]

So my four year peefans anniversary is coming up in about a month, and I thought I'd celebrate by starting my own AMA! I want you guys to get to know me and vice versa, so ask away 😁 

[Sophie 24,398]

As is tradition - 

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? 

[Bacardi 10,131]

2 minutes ago, Sophie said:

As is tradition - 

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? 

I was like how long is it going to take Sophie to ask me this question when I post this 🤣

I'll go for the horse sized duck, because I don't fight. I'll domesticate it and make it my pet. Idk where I'd store 100 duck sized horses as pets.

[Sophie 24,398]

I want to see a photo of you riding that duck! 

Where is your favourite place you have ever peed? 

Edited May 31, 2022 by Sophie
I do words good

[Bacardi 10,131]

10 minutes ago, Sophie said:

Where is your favourite place you have ever peed? 

The various spots at my previous carpeted home 🥺 my new home has no carpet and everyone knows I love nothing more than a good carpet pee. 

[muffinhuntr 1,213]

Question: I see pics of women in the same position, squatting, peeing. Some pee straight down, some pee out in front. some in an  arc, and some have split streams. Some pee all over their thigh or ass some are neater and don't spill any. why do different women pee differently?

 

[Bacardi 10,131]

4 minutes ago, muffinhuntr said:

why do different women pee differently?

My best guess is anatomy as well as body type. I have some extra weight in my thighs so I cant squat as deeply as other girls, so my stream always falls directly between my feet. 

[muffinhuntr 1,213]

8 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

My best guess is anatomy as well as body type. I have some extra weight in my thighs so I cant squat as deeply as other girls, so my stream always falls directly between my feet. 

That's kinda what I thought. Big pussy lips can get in the way of the pee stream.

[gldenwetgoose 21,485]

Ok - a hypothetical one from me - if you could freeze time so you could do anything and not be caught doing it, where would you do and what would you do?  (Can be clean or naughty, your choice).

[steve25805 126,015]

As is my wont, two questions. One sexual and one more cerebral.

When and where was the first carpet you ever peed on?

And if you had the choice of a spaceship that could take you anywhere or a time machine that could take you anywhen, which would you choose? 

 

[Bacardi 10,131]

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Ok - a hypothetical one from me - if you could freeze time so you could do anything and not be caught doing it, where would you do and what would you do?  (Can be clean or naughty, your choice).

Hmm. One dirty would be stop time and pee on my childhood bedroom carpet. I have many, many dreams of myself deciding to pee on my bedroom carpet but 99.9 percent of the time something stops me from doing so. I've admitted before that I can orgasm in my sleep and those dreams I am usually left with blue balls (er..blue ovaries?) because I never get to have the naughty pee of my literal dreams. 

A less dirty one would be rob every single bank I can get to and deposit the money into a high interest savings account. You said I'd never get caught so I'm assuming no one in my family would ever question why I all of the sudden had the money to buy a bigger house and nicer car lol.

18 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

When and where was the first carpet you ever peed on?

Hmmm...as a child exploring my fetish I would often squat/stand/sit in my doll's diapers and pee in them, and I would get really, really excited when some of it would splash over the diaper and onto the carpet. Idk if that counts. If not then the first real carpet pee I had wasn't until I moved out in my first home away from my mom. It was pretty magical 💖

20 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

And if you had the choice of a spaceship that could take you anywhere or a time machine that could take you anywhen, which would you choose?

I'd pick a spaceship to take me anywhere. I am dying to get the hell out of America, so if I could get into an aircraft and go anywhere my first stop would be Europe 🇮🇹🇬🇧 to see all of my peefans friends. And hopefully my family would just forget about me so I could stay there forever. 

[Maclir 1,060]

What's your preferred way to pee on a carpet?

1. Pull down your clothes and squat
2. Wear a skirt with no panties and just act like  a waterfall letting it flow
3. Clothes?  I'll we them as well!
    

[Bacardi 10,131]

42 minutes ago, Maclir said:

What's your preferred way to pee on a carpet?

1. Pull down your clothes and squat
2. Wear a skirt with no panties and just act like  a waterfall letting it flow
3. Clothes?  I'll we them as well!
    

So far I have only ever pulled down my pants and peed on the floor, but I think I would prefer the second option. The only problem is I am definitely not a dress person lol. I am very tomboyish and never wear dresses. But if I were, I'd definitely go pantiless and have a squat to pee. There's something so naughty about that that I love.

I like to see women pee from under their dresses in public, like on a shop or hotel hallway floor! So easy just to pull up dress, squat, pee, then stand and pull it back down. I love it!

[Bacardi 10,131]

11 hours ago, Bigpiss1189 said:

Where is the most obvious place you have seen a guy do it?

Hmmmm....at the park as a child i saw a boy who was much older than me loudly proclam he had to pee, then he walked over to the edge of the woodchips and peed into the grass. As an adult I went to a family reunion when I was big and pregnant with my youngest and stepped outside to get some fresh air (pre covid, so it was PACKED). I was sitting on a bench on the side of the house when one of my uncles my marriage came from the other side of the house, went into the trees, turned to face me, took out his cock and peed into the dirt. I don't know if he could see me or not because the leaves were blocking his face, but it was obvious that he was letting out a huge piss. I always wondered why because the house we were at had like four bathrooms. 

11 hours ago, Bigpiss1189 said:

when you had carpet how often did you pee there

Not very often. Maybe once every few months. As you'll see in my next answer it wasn't always fun.

11 hours ago, Tman27 said:

Do you find it harder as a mom and wife to have a pee fetish? Or is it part of the fun finding time and places to be alone long enough to hold or have a pee and enjoy it?  😂

 

Eh. I would argue its harder as a mom/wife, and with my own limitations as well. I am a very paranoid person. I am convinced that my husband has little spy cameras set up around the house and can always see what we are doing. Do I have any reason to believe that? No. It's always been like that in my head tho (see: religious trauma/GOD IS ALWAYS WATCHING). Ever since I was a child i was certain my parents were always watching from afar, so to have a naughty pee at my old home the following conditions had to be met:

1. I had to he home alone. So husband at work and kids at school and/or babysitter 

2. It had to be house cleaning day so I could hit it with the carpet shampooer right afterword. 

We were renting that home and the carpet is something I kept as good as I could. But, when both conditions were met and I could calm myself down enough to know that my husband wasn't always watching me I could let myself have a little fun! As far as I know, no one ever found out either! 

And another limitation I had was the carpet shampooer itself. God. Have you ever cleaned one of those things? They are so disgusting.

11 hours ago, Tman27 said:

Also I think your husband is a lucky man and he is missing out on soo much 😂

Thank you lol. I think I am very lucky to have him. I love him very much.

Edited June 1, 2022 by Bacardi
Forgot one small detail

[Sophie 24,398]

Do you have any interesting habits or quirks? 

[Bacardi 10,131]

12 hours ago, Sophie said:

Do you have any interesting habits or quirks? 

I actually had to think about this for a second lol. The only one I can think of is I compulsively pull my hair out. It has gotten better over the years but I haven't fully shaked it. I also have a mild speech impediment.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

For a hobby, do you prefer something natural (e.g. gardening), physical (e.g. sports), intellectual (e.g. puzzles) or mechanical (e.g. building things)?

[Bacardi 10,131]

7 hours ago, Sexismygod said:

For a hobby, do you prefer something natural (e.g. gardening), physical (e.g. sports), intellectual (e.g. puzzles) or mechanical (e.g. building things)?

That's a great question. I think I fall into most of all categories. My number one hobby is writing and editing so I will count that as intellectual. I also enjoy playing video games of all different types so....some people would label that as lazy but I consider it intellectual for the problem solving aspects and stuff lol. Physically I really enjoy going on walks. It's how I keep myself as fit as I can possibly be. Sometimes I'll just pace the halls for an hour or two with some music to get my steps in if I don't feel like leaving the house. I'm also creative in the sense that I enjoy drawing too, but I am not so good at it. 

Building things I do not have the patience for, but the boys in my house too. I lost track of how many lego kits I have displayed around the house 🤣

[amzy90 65]

Ever been so drunk you squatted and peed indoors in a house party or club out of convenience as you couldnt wait for the bathroom? 😄

 

Or anywhere else someone who isnt you had to clean it up?

[Bacardi 10,131]

7 minutes ago, amzy90 said:

Ever been so drunk you squatted and peed indoors in a house party or club out of convenience as you couldnt wait for the bathroom? 😄

 

Or anywhere else someone who isnt you had to clean it up?

No way lol. Despite my username I am not really one to drink often. And even if I were I am not a party girl so its rare that I go out to parties. Peeing on carpets or on the floor at clubs is defintiely one of those fantasies that I like to read about tho! 

The closest thing that I can share is I once got real drunk and got up to some nonsense on here with a friend and offered multiple times to send him my underwear if he sent me a pizza 🤣 Afted that I vowed never to log onto peefans drunk ever again. But it still happens and I still embarrassed myself in people's PMs 😆

[Sexismygod 1,782]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

🤣 Afted that I vowed never to log onto peefans drunk ever again.

Life would be less fun if we couldn't occasionally get drunk and embarrass ourselves with our friends.  Been there, done that ... and there are probably pictures somewhere.  I'm glad I don't know about them.  🤣

[Sophie 24,398]

I'm going to do something a little different - 

What sort of things would you love to be asked? 

[Bacardi 10,131]

1 hour ago, Sophie said:

I'm going to do something a little different - 

What sort of things would you love to be asked? 

Lol I don't really know. From the last few questions I dont have much to offer in the way of pee, so I guess more questions about me and my life outside of the fetish would work. Just not too personal!

[Sophie 24,398]

What's your card number and social secu... Oh, not too personal. Oops! 

Is there any hobbies or activities you would really like to try but you haven't for one reason or another? Skydiving? Glassblowing? Swimming with sharks? 

[gldenwetgoose 21,485]

And a non-pee one from me too....

If you were going to be a character in a video game who would you be ?

Can be an existing character in a real game that you really relate to.   Or for that matter if you were to be a brand new game character how would you appear, what traits and skills would you have?