Sex Bizarre Reviews

[oliver2 4,422]

3 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Actually, the first and second times were on the same night, and the second time I kissed between her thighs was only a few minutes after she had been to the toilet.  The scent of her piss was so gorgeous it hit me like a lightning bolt of pure pleasure.  From that moment on I was a committed pee fan, and I still love it.

“Are you sure you wanna go down on me again, I just went pee… Mmmmffff ok, you’re fine with it” [grabs his head, pulls him in towards her]

[likesToLick 10,216]

1 hour ago, oliver2 said:

“Are you sure you wanna go down on me again, I just went pee… Mmmmffff ok, you’re fine with it” [grabs his head, pulls him in towards her]

Actually I was too shy to mention why I was enjoying it so much,  and she didn't mention that she had been peeing,  but of course I knew that she had,  because I had waited for her outside the toilet and heard her piss splashing into the water.  I was 17 and she was 19,  but she seemed quite pleased that a younger, inexperienced guy wanted to go down on her,  even though I wasn't very good at it back then.  I really don't know if she knew that she still had pee on her labia,  or just how totally gorgeous her smell was.

Apologies to @greedyneedygirl, I didn't mean to hijack your thread.  I'll stop the off-topic posts now.

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

18 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Actually I was too shy to mention why I was enjoying it so much,  and she didn't mention that she had been peeing,  but of course I knew that she had,  because I had waited for her outside the toilet and heard her piss splashing into the water.  I was 17 and she was 19,  but she seemed quite pleased that a younger, inexperienced guy wanted to go down on her,  even though I wasn't very good at it back then.  I really don't know if she knew that she still had pee on her labia,  or just how totally gorgeous her smell was.

Apologies to @greedyneedygirl, I didn't mean to hijack your thread.  I'll stop the off-topic posts now.

Try to imagine being in the shoes of the participants in the magazine, male and female. I would have thought that they followed strict hygiene rules at the start of the photo-shoot, but there's no hiding behind the piss flying everywhere from both females and males. As I have observed, no plastic sheeting to protect floors or furniture in the studios. Four of our senses; smell, taste, touch and hearing are obviously negated by looking at these magazines, one can only imagine when all five are fully engaged for the models on the set.

[likesToLick 10,216]

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I would have thought that they followed strict hygiene rules at the start

I have certainly noticed in some older porn, that the models were not quite as "scrubbed and polished" as they are in this century.  I would have been quite OK with that,  because I love the natural scents of women,  but I know some others don't feel the same way.

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Four of our senses; smell, taste, touch and hearing are obviously negated by looking at these magazines,

Perhaps just as well.  If the full experience was available I might never leave the house again 😃

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

one can only imagine when all five are fully engaged for the models on the set.

One may only hope that they were into it and enjoyed themselves,  though I do remember one actress from an American studio commenting that "it's a job, not a date."  On the other hand I have also seen a BTS of Nicole Marciano being interviewed after a shoot.  They asked her what she liked most about the day,  and she answered with a big smile, and without a moment's hesitation "the pissing scenes."

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

On 6/14/2022 at 9:01 AM, likesToLick said:

I have certainly noticed in some older porn, that the models were not quite as "scrubbed and polished" as they are in this century.  I would have been quite OK with that,  because I love the natural scents of women,  but I know some others don't feel the same way.

Perhaps just as well.  If the full experience was available I might never leave the house again 😃

One may only hope that they were into it and enjoyed themselves,  though I do remember one actress from an American studio commenting that "it's a job, not a date."  On the other hand I have also seen a BTS of Nicole Marciano being interviewed after a shoot.  They asked her what she liked most about the day,  and she answered with a big smile, and without a moment's hesitation "the pissing scenes."

As far as I know the Color Climax Corporation was sold on to a German company, then maybe a US one, for me after the 1970's the magazine lost it's vim and vigour, it all became a bit too sanitised with models enhancing their bodies with adornments, silicone and botox. Photo shoots became more glamorous...often in exotic locations, outdoor and poolside, ok if you like that sort of thing, but I don't. ☺️😉😉❤️

[janny-ammerson 66]

Great videos

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

Sex Bizarre Nineteen.

 

Those of you who work or have worked in an office will be aware of the socio-political scenarios that can go on with people in close proximity. The interaction and banter that can go on between males and females can be toxic. Perhaps the Theander Brothers had this in mind when in 1977 they decided to bring three women together in a working environment to play out their sexual fantasies together. A welcome return of a familiar model, the mature ‘Karin’ in this story, ‘Piss Over Me’ that spans the whole issue.

 

A lesbian tale, that starts getting kinky when those awful plastic coffee cups are offered up as pee containers, each of them taking turns to fill the cups with warm urine. Before that wine, and a nice little trick with a banana is consumed, as Karin exposes her breasts, teasing the other two into even more lewd behaviour. Karin is wearing black stockings and calf-length silver boots, exposing her hairy pussy to the other two. One of them is clearly younger, perhaps the office ‘intern’, wearing a green and white striped cheesecloth shirt, that gets a good warm soaking during the story. There’s a lovely shot of the young one, straddling Karin’s wet knee, sucking on the older woman’s tongue as she parts her vulva. Pee flies everywhere, high and hard fountains splashing on to bare skin, clothing and of course the office floor.

 

One of the best lesbian issues from the Theander Brothers, bringing together an interesting age range, the inference of a dominant protagonist in Karin, the other mature woman ‘Emma’ wearing a curious suspender corset and tan stockings and of course the young intern, ‘Christel’. Each woman blessed with full pubic hair, and in the case of Karin bushy arm-pits! The cover shot is a fine example of how these three interact with each other; Christel partially clothed on the floor, the facial expression on Karin’s face as she sprays the body of the intern, and Emma poised to join in with the pissing fun. I’m sure that when people flicked through this magazine and worked in an office, they may have had a fantasy about the people they work with. I once worked as an intern in a dental practice, I can’t help but think of the two other women that I worked with back then!

 

 

Edited June 30, 2022 by greedyneedygirl

[Kupar 13,341]

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Nineteen.

 

Those of you who work or have worked in an office will be aware of the socio-political scenarios that can go on with people in close proximity. The interaction and banter that can go on between males and females can be toxic. Perhaps the Theander Brothers had this in mind when in 1977 they decided to bring three women together in a working environment to play out their sexual fantasies together. A welcome return of a familiar model, the mature ‘Karin’ in this story, ‘Piss Over Me’ that spans the whole issue.

 

A lesbian tale, that starts getting kinky when those awful plastic coffee cups are offered up as pee containers, each of them taking turns to fill the cups with warm urine. Before that wine, and a nice little trick with a banana is consumed, as Karin exposes her breasts, teasing the other two into even more lewd behaviour. Karin is wearing black stockings and calf-length silver boots, exposing her hairy pussy to the other two. One of them is clearly younger, perhaps the office ‘intern’, wearing a green and white striped cheesecloth shirt, that gets a good warm soaking during the story. There’s a lovely shot of the young one, straddling Karin’s wet knee, sucking on the older woman’s tongue as she parts her vulva. Pee flies everywhere, high and hard fountains splashing on to bare skin, clothing and of course the office floor.

 

One of the best lesbian issues from the Theander Brothers, bringing together an interesting age range, the inference of a dominant protagonist in Karin, the other mature woman ‘Emma’ wearing a curious suspender corset and tan stockings and of course the young intern, ‘Christel’. Each woman blessed with full pubic hair, and in the case of Karin bushy arm-pits! The cover shot is a fine example of how these three interact with each other; Christel partially clothed on the floor, the facial expression on Karin’s face as she sprays the body of the intern, and Emma poised to join in with the pissing fun. I’m sure that when people flicked through this magazine and worked in an office, they may have had a fantasy about the people they work with. I once worked as an intern in a dental practice, I can’t help but think of the two other women that I worked with back then!

 

 

Mmm - looks like there is much to enjoy in this issue - thanks as ever for the review @greedyneedygirl!

[WetMart 1,129]

Great review as always @greedyneedygirl looks like a good issue

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

Sex Bizarre Twenty.

 

The last issue of 1977, is printed with the usual dust cover absent from some of the scans available on the internet. For me the dust cover is an integral part of the mystique, as I am told that here in the UK, it was still illegal to distribute, sell and consume hard-core pornography. The dust cover offered a metaphorical barrier for the censors, but also a form of excitement and anticipation for the contents within. The story, called ‘Piss Champion’ is a return to a heterosexual romp as the participants are laid semi-naked in their undies from the off. There’s plenty to admire in this wet issue, including a zesty young woman sporting an Afro-Wig, who relishes the taste of piss throughout and of course, provides some herself. She is the lady featured on the cover, holding the penis so she can direct the stream directly into her mouth. The guys are just ‘guys’, a few with that ‘surfer’ Aussie look, or extras from Baywatch.

 

However, my attention was drawn to a petite pale-skinned girl with an extraordinary bush, who was featured in a few of the CCC Publications and films around the mid to late 1970’s. There’s a lovely sequence of her sharing the piss of a guy with a third blonde model, swinging the penis from one mouth to another. There would have been a film to accompany the story, probably worth a search. As I said, once I have reviewed the magazines, (20 and counting!) the intention is to choose my favourite models (male and female) who have ‘starred’ in Sex Bizarre. The brunette in this issue will be on that list!

 

 

[acidnudy 97]

Wow, never heard of this.

After searching a bit online I'm amazed at how good this stuff is!

Thanks for sharing this.

[wjimmy 1,019]

Sex Bizarre was the first pee magazine I saw as well, probably in Amsterdam. I never got tired of it and, in fact, I don't think I've ever seen a piss magazine that gets anywhere close to its standard. The thing I liked - and still like - about Sex Bizarre is that the pictures were rarely, if ever, about domination or sadism. The models at least gave the impression of enjoying their kinky fun and I'm pretty sure a lot of them did.

Thanks very much, greedyneedygirl, for starting this thread and for going into so much detail about the magazines. 

[wjimmy 1,019]

Another thread for Sex Bizarre pictures in case anybody's interested. (But these are from later issues than greedyneedygirl's focus.)

 

www.peefans.com/topic/15160-sex-bizarre

 

Edited August 3, 2022 by wjimmy
link didn't go live

[wjimmy 1,019]

greedyneedygirl: The careful analysis and background in this thread on 'Sex Bizarre' is both sexy (very!) and informative. I learned a lot from you about the history of the mag. I can't stay away from this thread.

I used to buy 'Sex Bizarre' whenever I was in a country where it was legal, mostly in the 1990s. I remember my acute embarrassment - I was really trembling at times - when I took it to the counter and bought it. Even in a sex shop, it felt especially shameful to be buying a piss mag., even more so when a woman was behind the counter. But the shame was delicious, of course. 

I realize that your interest in 'Sex Bizarre' has a very particular focus - the first twenty issues, isn't? - but I'd love to read more of the same from you. I'd also be fascinated to read detailed descriptions of your personal reactions as you leaf through the pages, if you feel able to share them. Very few people seem willing to - or capable of - writing in detail about porn. You're obviously a glorious exception. Thank you again.

Edited August 3, 2022 by wjimmy
spelling/mistyping

[wjimmy 1,019]

On 6/7/2022 at 11:20 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Eighteen

I absolutely love the way that women like this one (in the top picture) gently hold a flaccid cock to direct the piss stream into their mouth. And I love this woman's smile as she does it, and the piss running down off her chin.

Edited August 3, 2022 by wjimmy

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

On 8/3/2022 at 8:33 AM, wjimmy said:

greedyneedygirl: The careful analysis and background in this thread on 'Sex Bizarre' is both sexy (very!) and informative. I learned a lot from you about the history of the mag. I can't stay away from this thread.

I used to buy 'Sex Bizarre' whenever I was in a country where it was legal, mostly in the 1990s. I remember my acute embarrassment - I was really trembling at times - when I took it to the counter and bought it. Even in a sex shop, it felt especially shameful to be buying a piss mag., even more so when a woman was behind the counter. But the shame was delicious, of course. 

I realize that your interest in 'Sex Bizarre' has a very particular focus - the first twenty issues, isn't? - but I'd love to read more of the same from you. I'd also be fascinated to read detailed descriptions of your personal reactions as you leaf through the pages, if you feel able to share them. Very few people seem willing to - or capable of - writing in detail about porn. You're obviously a glorious exception. Thank you again.

The initial intention was to review those published from c.1970 to 1980, a decade in which I believe the magazine was at its most innovative and of course the use of relatively 'natural' looking models. 

[likesToLick 10,216]

On 8/2/2022 at 7:12 PM, wjimmy said:

The thing I liked - and still like - about Sex Bizarre is that the pictures were rarely, if ever, about domination or sadism. The models at least gave the impression of enjoying their kinky fun and I'm pretty sure a lot of them did.

I totally agree with this view.   For me, pee sex has always been about fun and friendly intimacy.  I have never associated it with humiliation or dom/sub activities.  From the posts I have read on this forum,  I think that a great many of our members feel the same way.  Definitely one of the best things about Sex Bizarre was this sense of mutual enjoyment in almost all of their stories.

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

 

Sex Bizarre Twenty One

In April 1978 the Theander Brothers must have been confident enough to release Issue 21 with the boast that Sex Bizarre is the ‘World Famous Wet Sex Magazine’, emblazoned in bold type on the front cover. This was a game change in pornography with all of the Color Climax Titles being re-vamped with bolder photography, more pages and new features. In this issue they introduced an ‘album’ of supposedly amateur, vintage photographs submitted by readers. Most of the images in the album are black and white and for the more discerning consumer of pee porn will recognise the source of the images. The Corporation did cover all aspects of sexuality, some regarded as taboo, even today and not worth discussing here. But one magazine, ‘Erotica Grotesque’, did cover pissing, perhaps they were inundated with people submitting photographs, many of which have appeared in this forum.

 

As for the main story, again the sets seem to be more genuine, in this case an apartment fully furnished with the usual grouping of males and females, gathering for a social event. Much of the action in the early stages takes place in a fully clothed state, one of the women holds herself as if she is dying for a pee. One of the men offers her a beer glass and she fills it to the brim. The act triggers the action, as clothing is removed and there is the usual combination of peeing and fucking. What is noticeable is the blonde, (featured on the cover) who appears to relish the taste of piss, she has some wonderful facial expressions throughout, lovingly captured by the Peter Theander’s professional camerawork. The men are very competent at delivering a stream with power and she often seems to be overwhelmed by the strength of the streams. Then there is the Photo Album series, (sadly ditched in future issues), I was drawn to one image of a woman squatting over a chamber pot, her labia pinned back by a contraption to allow for the view of the urethra.

 

The second story ‘Pissing Prostitute’ is a curious one. Many men tell me that they have sated their pee fetish with a prostitute, either picking one up on the street, working from a house or flat or within a so-called massage parlour. The second story features two regular models who featured in Sex Bizarre 9, and the resulting film ‘Bizarre Tastes’. The issue and film feature one of the taboos aforementioned. However the idea of paying for pee pleasures is highlighted in this final story of this excellent issue.

 

[likesToLick 10,216]

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

As for the main story, again the sets seem to be more genuine, in this case an apartment fully furnished with the usual grouping of males and females, gathering for a social event.

The two women are very attractive and I love their willingness to take the lead.  The story text adds an extra dimension by describing the scents and tastes that the people are enjoying,  and the feelings they have.   I do like the way the men enthusiastically drink from the women too.  That is too often missing in pee porn.

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I was drawn to one image of a woman squatting over a chamber pot, her labia pinned back by a contraption to allow for the view of the urethra.

Ouch!  I hope those little chains attached to her labia are not as uncomfortable as they look.

 

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

Sex Bizarre Twenty-Two

 

We proceed in earnest through the quarterly releases of Sex Bizarre magazine as it evolves into the high gloss magazine so redolent of the 1970’s and 80’s. However, since the previous issue had two stories and the introduction of the Bizarre Album, it seems that my scanned version of Issue 22 only has a single story. ‘Jane’s Juicy Party’ starts with the party host reminiscing about the whole event. Jane is in her bathroom fondling her breasts and looking at her self-image before sitting on the lavatory and messily pissing over the floor. There’s a nice close-up of her peeling back her vulva to expose her tiny pea-sized clitoris. She’s clearly excited by the memory, or indeed event to come. Cut to a gathering of two young women and three guys, smoking and drinking in a well appointed apartment, anyone interested in vintage 70’s furniture and wallpaper will be impressed! Initial petting and fondling begins with clothes being loosened rather than fully removed. There’s a hippy guy replete with tickle beard who takes care of Jane’s oral needs.

 

In fact it’s the hippy guy who is first to initiate the idea of water sports, undoing his flies and uncoupling the belt on his jeans, Jane grabs his flaccid penis and directs the pungent urine into her open mouth. On the sofa one of the young women is fellating a rather handsome guy (I have to say), before he discharges a stream of pee into her mouth. A young blonde called ‘Karin’ has loosened the buttons on her floral blouse, shed her knickers and offered her body to the hippy guy and the third one to take turns in peeing over her and into her mouth. After the first round of golden showers, presumably the girls ‘dry off’ and get down to some more explicit sex whilst the guys re-charge their bladders. Karin leaves her stockings, suspender belt and boots on, adding to the fetishistic nature of the scene.

My ‘dish of a man’ is really hairy, so too the Hippy, who have both stripped off completely. Fucking and sucking take place, with each man sharing the three women in an even match of girl/boy action. One nice kinky thing that the Hippy Guy does is jack off into Jane’s mouth, then bends down to give her French Kiss, thereby tasting his own spunk in her mouth. The name of my ‘dish; is Christian, and he pees into Trine’s mouth, some nice shots here of her spurting it out in an arc. More penetrative and oral sex ensue, with the Hippy guy rejuvenated after his previous ejaculation. The three girls lie in a row on a pine coffee table, spreading their legs in an invitation to suck and lick pussy.

 

Then, it’s time for the girl’s to offer their bladder juice, Jane and Trine enjoy peeing directly into mouths. Jane, in particular enjoys giving the Hippy guy some of his own medicine, he in turn sends a pissy fountain back on to her body. Jern (The Danish Hippy) is described as having an iron rod, but it’s really rather thin and puny compared to my ‘dish’. Anyway, Jern pees some more over his beloved Jane who is sucking off the iron rod of my gorgeous guy! Cum rolls down the sweet face of Karin who gets to be fucked again as the story closes.

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

Sex Bizarre Twenty Three

 

There are two stories in this 1978 issue, unfortunately the copy I have lacks the text and titles, so I have had to improvise. Having said that, the first story has a familiar face who seems to feature in extreme fetishes and lesbian stories. This one starts with what could be New Years Eve Party with all of the signifiers of a celebratory evening. There are men present and women, three of which break off to indulge in their fetish for peeing. The added ingredient of this rebellious threesome is that two of the ladies are well endowed, ‘busty’ to use a title of a porn magazine specialising in big bosoms. This is the 1970’s, so no silicone in sight, the breasts are naturally big. The women pee in each others mouths, try ‘cross-stream’ games and generally indulge in wet fun, all taking place on a big wet beanie bag surrounded by confetti and streamers.

 

The second story is one that was also filmed and called ‘Pissing Patient’. I’ll try and provide a link at the end of this review. Basically a man is recuperating in a private ward and is visited by a woman who could be his wife or girlfriend. It does have the ring of those ‘Confession’ or ‘Carry-On’ films much loved by UK Cinema Audiences in the 1960’s and 70’s. All it lacks is Barbara Windsor in a revealing nurses uniform. The woman feels beneath the sheet and eventually exposes the mans erect penis. Partially clothed, she climbs on top of the hospital bed and pushes his cock up inside her. When he has fucked her, oral sex takes place as he gets out of bed to get down on her. It’s at this point that she decides to give him an extra tangy drink, he laps up her pee as if it contained medicinal vitamins! He gives her a stream from his own tumescent cock before they fuck again. Again, of some reason the scanned version of the magazine stops short of the ejaculation, likewise in the film, enjoy!

 

 

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

Oops...and the film 'Pissing Patient' taken from Sex Bizarre 23:

https://www.xvideos.com/video61140097/the_pissing_patient

[likesToLick 10,216]

On 9/15/2022 at 10:14 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

We proceed in earnest through the quarterly releases of Sex Bizarre magazine as it evolves into the high gloss magazine so redolent of the 1970’s and 80’s.

It's always a treat to read your reviews @greedyneedygirl.  I specially like it when you include your own reactions to the scene and the actors as you did with this SB22 review.  Somehow it brings the whole thing to life as I look at the pictures and imagine you looking at the same scene and enjoying it.   I also wonder,  when you looked at these magazines for the first time,  were you sharing them with a partner or was it a solo thing?

I find that the printed story text adds another dimension to the images and increases the erotic effect.  It seems to make the characters more real,  and links me to the thoughts and excitement they were having.   Do you agree?

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

9 hours ago, likesToLick said:

It's always a treat to read your reviews @greedyneedygirl.  I specially like it when you include your own reactions to the scene and the actors as you did with this SB22 review.  Somehow it brings the whole thing to life as I look at the pictures and imagine you looking at the same scene and enjoying it.   I also wonder,  when you looked at these magazines for the first time,  were you sharing them with a partner or was it a solo thing?

I find that the printed story text adds another dimension to the images and increases the erotic effect.  It seems to make the characters more real,  and links me to the thoughts and excitement they were having.   Do you agree?

I was introduced to the magazine by my Ex Husband, who was a keen collector. I agree about the written text, it wasn't available on the copy that I had sourced. However, what a job! to provide the storyline to the images and being able to use your erotic imagination must have been a joy!

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

Sex Bizarre Twenty Four

 

The first publication in 1979 includes three stories, the first being a showcase piece from one of the regular models featured in previous issues. This time she is wearing a latex mask, with a rubber jacket, cotton dress, black stockings and gold heels. The story is called ‘Preparing to piss’. She sits on a white porcelain toilet in a tiled cubicle, pulling up her black knickers so that they cut through her exposed labia. She is on the phone, having a conversation with a client. Before the advent of the internet ‘phone sex’ was the precursor of the social media today. Adverts in porn magazines started to appear, and a ‘client’ could telephone and talk about a sexual topic after paying with a credit card. In this issue her name is ‘Hannelore’ and the recipient of her conversation is the submissive ‘Freddy’. Hannelore pees on the lavatory, through her knickers and then in the sink before turning her back to the camera, spreading her buttocks and peeing some more.

 

The second story ‘A Taste of Piss’ is a return to familiar territory, although it is good to see new, fresh young models, not seen in the magazine before. An equal gathering, three women and men drinking in an apartment, a coffee table laden with nibbles and drinks. Blindfolds are attached to the women, whilst the guys kiss and fondle them, before lining the girls up and unzipping their flies in order to expose their cocks, sucking and licking them, until one of them decides to piss directly into the mouth of the redhead, ‘Annie’. She spits out the bitter fluid and takes her blindfold off. This breaks the ice, as the guys piss take it in turns to pee over the women. Annie is the first woman to relieve herself, hovering above a couple and peeing on both their faces. After the wet play, more fellatio, the girl’s hair all wet with piss. Fucking and sucking in various positions, two women kiss and caress each other intimately before lying on the floor so that the three guys and empty their bladders over them and the carpet.

 

The third story is a reprise of Sex Bizarre 4, called a ‘Piss on the Lips’. It’s the first time that the Theander Brothers have revisited an older story. In my review you will know that the story involved a foursome that started with them watching a porn movie before fucking and pissing. The final shots allude to the title as each of the women receive a sharp tasting stream from the men. Although the revisit is in a larger format, it is hard not to think that this revisit is a filler, as if they didn’t have enough new content.