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1 hour ago, Tony89 said:

I was in a traffic jam completely surrounded by cars in four different lanes. The cars were moving forward very slowly. I couldn't leave the car in the middle of everything and run to pee somewhere.

Sorry I meant stopping before you had finished pissing!! 

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3 hours ago, Bladderlad said:

Sorry I meant stopping before you had finished pissing!! 

Okay, now I get it what you mean. 😅 Yes, it was very hard to stop peeing.  I was glad that my car had rubber floor mats so it was easy to wash them at home.

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9 minutes ago, PeeingPoshBoy said:

I love the lack of services on the M25, and I’ve done exactly the same thing!

My (now ex) girlfriend and I were driving home from a family event, and had been on the M25 for about an hour. My girlfriend had mentioned that she needed to pee and if we could stop at the next services, which due to traffic, ended up being about 2 hours later. I knew the services were coming up, so tactically started moving into the furthest lane from the exit, and then “forgot” to exit.

At this point she was desperate, and after we exited the M25 about 30 minutes later, we pulled into a quiet car park so she could piss next to the car. I was so turned on that we ended up having sex in the car there and then! 

Haha I think I need to get revenge on you on her behalf!! 

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Just now, desperationgirl said:

Haha I think I need to get revenge on you on her behalf!! 

Would it be revenge if I enjoyed it? 😉 

Ive had my fair share of M25 service station pisses - not all of them in the toilets!

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Mmm had a few. Worst was coming home on the train after a stag do in London, I missed my train by 1 minute so had to get one to the nearest station on another line. A 45 minute journey was hard, no toilets on the train, and I dribbled a few times. Finally got to the station and I ran out the platform. Quite a lot of people as it was the last train. I diverted to some flats next to the station, and ran towards the basement where the bins were. I just let it all go there, not in my clothes but there was a pretty big puddle by the bins afterwards. Sorted myself out and then went to get a taxi. It was a bit of a wait and some ladies in the queue were clearly desperate too but didn’t give out which was a shame.
Taxi driver was a nob, wish I had discreetly let it go in the back the amount he charged me!

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1 minute ago, Likepeefun said:

Mmm had a few. Worst was coming home on the train after a stag do in London, I missed my train by 1 minute so had to get one to the nearest station on another line. A 45 minute journey was hard, no toilets on the train, and I dribbled a few times. Finally got to the station and I ran out the platform. Quite a lot of people as it was the last train. I diverted to some flats next to the station, and ran towards the basement where the bins were. I just let it all go there, not in my clothes but there was a pretty big puddle by the bins afterwards. Sorted myself out and then went to get a taxi. It was a bit of a wait and some ladies in the queue were clearly desperate too but didn’t give out which was a shame.
Taxi driver was a nob, wish I had discreetly let it go in the back the amount he charged me!

Wish I had been sat opposite you on that train!! 😉

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6 minutes ago, desperationgirl said:

Wish I had been sat opposite you on that train!! 😉

All I could think about was getting off the train and finding somewhere with a little coverage to go. Shame none of the others on the train joined me, some female company would have been nice 

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2 minutes ago, Likepeefun said:

All I could think about was getting off the train and finding somewhere with a little coverage to go. Shame none of the others on the train joined me, some female company would have been nice 

Were you obviously desperate?

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1 minute ago, desperationgirl said:

Were you obviously desperate?

Probably one of the worst ones for me. I try not to get to that point but you know, sometimes it’s inevitable. Besides I couldn’t get off the train early as it was the last one so had no choice 😉

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When I was 18 I was in a Magic the Gathering phase and went to a Pre-release for a new set about 3 hours away with a group of people from the area. So it started in the morning at about 6am and as the day went on I felt the pressure, but I always felt awkward to pee around a large group of people, so I could never go. So like an idiot I kept drinking water and soda, we ended up leaving around 2pm so I was needing to go pretty bad. I felt the pressure all the way home and I really didn't want to mention it so I just held it. When I got back I still had to drive back to my own house to go to the bathroom, however when I got to the house it was dark enough to where I just got out of my car and just peed in the driveway as I couldn't hold it anymore. I went about 15 hours without the bathroom, good thing I was young because I couldn't do it now.

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I started a job a few months ago that does not have a bathroom in the building I work in. On my first day there, I was so distracted by learning new things that I didn’t leave the building to go to the bathroom all day. Upon leaving my shift, I saw the bus outside and ran for it instead of catching the next one. I had to transfer from the bus to a subway, where the underground subway stop has no cell service. On the bus, I got a call from someone at a place I volunteer with and they wanted to have a lengthy discussion with me about something—gahhhh! I paced back and forth in near the station entrance for 45 minutes as we talked through boring bureaucratic stuff, trying not to let my internal desperation affect the conversation I was having. We hung up and I waddled down to the subway station, where there was graciously one ready to take me somewhere closer to relief. I was one stop away from home, and all I needed to do was get off the train and walk the 1/4 mile up to my apartment—usually easy, and I was in denial about how badly I really needed to go, so I was unusually optimistic. I got off the train, turned the corner, started uphill toward my place, and immediately felt a leak breach through my trousers. My hand instinctively went toward my junk and I leaked again, a warm burst of piss filling my hands as I hustled into the church parking lot I was walking past. I frantically undid my belt and fly as I felt the warmth spread down to my calf, and it had made it down into my boots by the time I was finally able to undo my pants and unleash a geyser against the church annex back door. Thankfully I had worn black pants and boots, because after I was finally relieved I noticed that I had drenched my pants with a few blocks left to walk home. The puddle I had made against the door was so massive that walking in it was unavoidable, so I left a trail of pissy shoe prints behind me as I swiftly marched up the hill in total embarrassment.

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6 hours ago, jacob_puddleman said:

I started a job a few months ago that does not have a bathroom in the building I work in. On my first day there, I was so distracted by learning new things that I didn’t leave the building to go to the bathroom all day. Upon leaving my shift, I saw the bus outside and ran for it instead of catching the next one. I had to transfer from the bus to a subway, where the underground subway stop has no cell service. On the bus, I got a call from someone at a place I volunteer with and they wanted to have a lengthy discussion with me about something—gahhhh! I paced back and forth in near the station entrance for 45 minutes as we talked through boring bureaucratic stuff, trying not to let my internal desperation affect the conversation I was having. We hung up and I waddled down to the subway station, where there was graciously one ready to take me somewhere closer to relief. I was one stop away from home, and all I needed to do was get off the train and walk the 1/4 mile up to my apartment—usually easy, and I was in denial about how badly I really needed to go, so I was unusually optimistic. I got off the train, turned the corner, started uphill toward my place, and immediately felt a leak breach through my trousers. My hand instinctively went toward my junk and I leaked again, a warm burst of piss filling my hands as I hustled into the church parking lot I was walking past. I frantically undid my belt and fly as I felt the warmth spread down to my calf, and it had made it down into my boots by the time I was finally able to undo my pants and unleash a geyser against the church annex back door. Thankfully I had worn black pants and boots, because after I was finally relieved I noticed that I had drenched my pants with a few blocks left to walk home. The puddle I had made against the door was so massive that walking in it was unavoidable, so I left a trail of pissy shoe prints behind me as I swiftly marched up the hill in total embarrassment.

Wow!! Hot account 😉

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I have had a lot of desperate pisses. One of the earlier ones I was at a move theater and really had to piss but I took the wrong door out and ended up behind the building in the parking lot. It was dark and I had to go one way or another so I went to a back door entry way and sprayed everywhere. I was pissing loud as fuck and a guy came walking though the lot and clearly looked at me but I was in no way going to stop. I pissed all over the door and flooded the whole thing.

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