Cool urinals

[Mr. Whizz 5,896]

Ok for reference: This is the urinal at Ernest Hemingway's house in Key West. The story goes that after Hemingway had a few, he went and took a piss in the urinal. He dropped a coin into the thing and lost it. So Hemingway goes to the bar keep and says "I've lost so much change in that urinal over these years that I'm taking it. I've long since paid for it in what I've lost." So him and his drunk buddies got together, stole this MASSIVE ceramic urinal, brought it back and put it in the yard. His wife was naturally pissed about it and they disagreed on it forever. It is said that he woke up every morning, went down the stairs and had a morning piss in it to start his day.

[Mr. Whizz 5,896]

Welcome to Florida...

[Eliminature 5,209]

24 minutes ago, Mr. Whizz said:

I would have just done what the guys do, just let it spray. I some goes in, you did your job.

Maybe. I tend not to leave a mess for the next person. I like to be generally considerate. 😉

[Mr. Whizz 5,896]

4 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Does it have to be men? 😉

I hope not. I hear its a hard boss. Your are gonna need all the help you can get, so why not use a little gamer girl pee. 🤣

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4 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Maybe. I tend not to leave a mess for the next person. I like to be generally considerate. 😉

True. I can respect that. It is fun though when you find a bathroom that is so shitty that no one is going to care if you just piss on the walls or the floor.

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For those of you who are religious...

[Eliminature 5,209]

Just now, Mr. Whizz said:

A piano to the left. Tinkle whilst you tinkle, eh? 

I'll bet my adorable music teacher would raise a smile at this. 

[Mr. Whizz 5,896]

1 minute ago, Eliminature said:

A piano to the left. Tinkle whilst you tinkle, eh? 

I'll bet my adorable music teacher would raise a smile at this. 

Its a pretty hard device to use though. You have to have a lot of piss to get it to play above Pee-anissimo

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I figure some of you will appreciate this sign

[Dutchpiddler 95]

1 hour ago, Eliminature said:

I can imagine having instant shy bladder, seeing that. 😂

Why?

Figure youd love a chance to piss on him

[gldenwetgoose 21,465]

51 minutes ago, Mr. Whizz said:

I figure some of you will appreciate this sign

The guy's going to need a step ladder for that gloryhole.

[Dutchpiddler 95]

Think it's a peep hole

[yellowii 238]

3 hours ago, Mr. Whizz said:

I figure some of you will appreciate this sign

reminds me of this one

[Ms. Tito 2,387]

On 10/21/2020 at 7:12 AM, yellowii said:

Anyone else seen the Sega urinal video game?

There's even a gundam-style garage kit for urinals!  https://clementtea.wordpress.com/2013/06/04/review-our-112-western-style-and-gents-restroom/ It would be quite the challenge to pee in one.  

Japan is one hell of a drug.