Most daring/naughty places you have pissed

[steve25805 126,021]

I thoroughly enjoy peeing anywhere I can, naughtier the better!:)

I’ve been at work: office floor, in cups, in the sink (both kitchen and bathroom!), bathroom floor, outside on floor and on the building. At home: carpets / floors, towels, cups, sinks, shower, bath, garden, patio... and myself :wink:

I've kind of done many of those things too. At home, I've peed on the carpets, on the living room coffee table, in the bath, in the bathroom and kitchen sinks, on the bathroom and kitchen floors, on the toilet with the lid closed, against the bedroom and hallway walls, on an old armchair and on the bed.

When I was a kid and too young to understand that this was wrong, I used to let my sister piss on my bedroom carpet, lol.

Never pissed at work though nor any other indoor naughty location not owned or rented by me. But have peed publicly with girls around after serious drinking.

When it comes to pissing at home though, the hard to clean up stuff - eg carpets - I only do very rarely, and usually only if a girl wants to see a pic of me doing it.

Of course, I'd be far more interested in seeing girls piss all over the place than in doing it myself. :biggrin:

[Discreetmale 4]

Of course, I'd be far more interested in seeing girls piss all over the place than in doing it myself. :biggrin:

Lol! Same :-) Would love to see girls pee all over the place, but unfortunately I don't have that luxury :frown: so I've had to cope with just enjoying myself!lol!

Yeah, clean up can be a nightmare so I tend to keep to bath / shower or easy to clean places, unless requested.

Interesting about your sister peeing in your room! lol! a little wrong maybe (as you say), but interesting none the less :-) how did this generally go down??

[steve25805 126,021]

Interesting about your sister peeing in your room! lol! a little wrong maybe (as you say), but interesting none the less :) how did this generally go down??

I described this in detail in another thread but will copy and paste the relevant information here.....

I was in my bedroom one day next door to my sister's bedroom from where I could clearly hear my mother chastising her for having peed on the carpet. I was highly "interested" in the idea of my sister doing this, in ways that I was too young to understand but later realised were sexual. I made a point of talking to her about it, asking her why she did it. She claimed that a friend at school did it and told her about it which is where she got the idea. I was intrigued and tried to encourage her to do it again, but she was afraid of being told off. So at first I made compromise suggestions, and got to watch her peeing in the shower. Then I persuaded her to piss all over the bathroom floor by promising to clean it up myself afterwards. She wanted to watch me pee there as well, so I did - with some difficulty because my dick was hard. She asked me why that was but I didn't know, so told her it was just something that happens sometimes.

We were both too young in those more innocent, pre-internet days to know anything about sex and thus knew nothing of sexual taboo. We knew it was considered "wrong" to pee where we shouldn't, but had no feelings of guilt or shame that went any deeper than that.

And I remained fixated on the idea of her pissing on the carpet. I really wanted to watch her do that. So - acknowledging the fact that she was never going to pee on her own bedroom carpet again, I took the plunge - and invited her to pee on mine! A number of times after that I got to watch her squatting and peeing on my bedroom carpet, on the understanding that if it were discovered, I'd take the blame myself. But I tended to direct her to discrete corners, or move beds and furniture for her to pee there before covering it again. Amazingly, it actually worked! It was never discovered!

Eventually, of course, I hit puberty and learned all about sex, and the fact that my interest in pissing was a sexual one. And the realisation dawned upon me that what had once seemed like an innocent form of naughtiness - no worse than stealing biscuits from the biscuit jar - was something that most would have considered far worse. I realised that my interest was sexual and that most seemed to regard it as highly perverted and disgusting - and there was no internet back then to reach out to like-minded enthusiasts. But still worse, I became aware of what incest was and felt deep shame and embarassment about the pleasure I used to get from watching my sister pee. And I felt intense guilt. I stopped encouraging her to do this shit anymore and wouldn't let her do it in my presence. Yet occasionally - and pubescent boys are mobile wanking machines - I found myself at night pleasuring myself as I replayed in my head the memory of her peeing here or there. And I'd feel intense shame and guilt immediately afterwards because I had absorbed all the sexual taboos that this was so totally wrong.

Of course, before too long I began to fantasise about other girls peeing all over the place instead, and moved on from the memory of my sister doing it. Yet for a long time I had enormous difficulty in overcoming the guilt and shame that I felt.

[Discreetmale 4]

I described this in detail in another thread but will copy and paste the relevant information here.....

Thanks Steve, I am a bit new here so havent found my way through all the threads yet.

Good story, and very understandable... I doubt many here would have acted any different in the same circumstance :-)

[steve25805 126,021]

Thanks Steve, I am a bit new here so havent found my way through all the threads yet.

Oh, that's OK. I understand that and never intended to imply any criticism in any way.

Good story, and very understandable... I doubt many here would have acted any different in the same circumstance :)

Thanks.

[JesseP 1,277]

Some awesome posts on this thread. I don't like to leave a mess where people might have to clean up afterwards, so I don't really pee anywhere indoors, although I did pee on the floor in a swingers club once when I was feeling particularly horny.

Off the top of my head, places I have peed are:

Side of the road next to my car loads of times

Down side streets at night after a couple of drinks too many times to remember (also no 2 a few times)

Various parks behind bushes (and no 2 again a few times)

An office I used to work at got closed down so I peed all over the carpet when the office was empty, I figured it would have dried by the time anyone else came in

Back garden a few times

Pub beer garden, wearing shorts so slipped cock out of one leg and let go

In the sea

On the beach a few times

I have a lady friend I see every few weeks who I introduced to peeing so I have peed on her tits, ass, pussy, and in her ass, pussy and mouth :biggrin:

With same lady friend I have leaked a little out into my jeans in a busy pub

With same lady friend in various hotel rooms but we use protective covers so there isn't any mess left behind

I am sure there are a few more so will update as and when I remember.

[JesseP 1,277]

Inspired by all the naughty peeing and indoor peeing stories I took the opportunity to have one today.

A slightly complicated story but I own a house which is rented out, and the tenants have just moved out so I was going round looking at the state of the place and went into the garage which was carpeted. I was needing to pee so thought, well no one can see and the garage won't be used for a little while so I got my cock out and pissed all over the carpet. There was more pee than I was expecting so it made a fairly large puddle.

I am not sure if it was a bit of a rush of adrenaline but I then had the urge to poo as well but resisted that as it would have taken some sorting out!

[glad1 2,832]

If I was alone in the bathroom, I loved standing at the edge of one shower stall, facing the one across from it, and seeing how far I could aim my pee.

So, how far can you?

Enquiring minds want to know.:biggrin:

[lovelylucy 36]

So, how far can you?

Enquiring minds want to know.:biggrin:

At least a few feet, though I've never measured :tongue:

[Sally Westbury 1,175]

A well known High Street Fashion chain store...it was in the changing room, and I was a bit miffed with the attitude of the young sales girl. I was trying on a pair of skinny jeans at the time, and asked her to get another size, she took her time, and clearly whispered something to her colleague...so I left her a little pool to mop up for her insolence before telling her to forget it..and walked out feeling very naughty and rather proud of my gift to her!

[lordofcoatham1 179]

In a bush next to the lion enclosure at flamingoland, i dont think i was in much danger of ending up as lunch though

[glad1 2,832]

At least a few feet, though I've never measured :tongue:

I'll glad-ly :wink: hold the tape for you. :)

[Dickknicks 120]

A well known High Street Fashion chain store...it was in the changing room, and I was a bit miffed with the attitude of the young sales girl. I was trying on a pair of skinny jeans at the time, and asked her to get another size, she took her time, and clearly whispered something to her colleague...so I left her a little pool to mop up for her insolence before telling her to forget it..and walked out feeling very naughty and rather proud of my gift to her!

Wow Sally, please can I come shopping with you....LOL

[Admin 14,788]

As much as I enjoy seeing girls pee in daring/naughty places, I don't often myself. If I do have to pee outside it's normally not too obvious, although if drunk that's not always the case. Probably in the street (or I actually remember being on a bridge - but at night) is about as daring as it gets.

Interesting to hear of female members peeing in some daring locations though.

[Dickknicks 120]

As much as I enjoy seeing girls pee in daring/naughty places, I don't often myself. If I do have to pee outside it's normally not too obvious, although if drunk that's not always the case. Probably in the street (or I actually remember being on a bridge - but at night) is about as daring as it gets.

Interesting to hear of female members peeing in some daring locations though.

I remember once many years ago being totally drunk after a party, pissing right across a pathway with no one around, or so I thought in my drunken haze!!

Suddenly around the bend appeared two friends of mine from the party, A married couple, who had stop suddenly to avoid walking right into my stream! Of course they laughed about it, and ribbed me for years. Perhaps if I hadn't been quite so drunk I might have heard them coming, or at least realized the possibility of someone else around.

The joys of youth!!

[Alfresco 11,630]

A few days ago, I had been in the coffee lounge area of a hotel and I felt the urge to be a bit naughty. I wasn't staying at the hotel, so didn't have my own room or anything. I wandered the corridors for a little while seeing if there was anywhere that I could have a crafty pee without causing any problems or upset. There were various little corridors that led to just one or two rooms and they looked like potential candidates, but then I saw at the top of some stairs that there was a room with a sign "Cot Store". I tried the door and found it was open, so I went inside and closed the door behind me. It was a tiny room - more or a large cupboard - which had various travel cots and fold up beds folded and stacked. The fold up beds looked very old and had thin mattresses folded with them - maybe just two inches (50mm) thick foam mattresses. There wasn't much room to manoeuver. I considered trying to pee into one of the mattresses, but decided that might not be that easy with them stacked up and I didn't have room to open one out. So, I decided for that time to simply pee on the carpeted floor. I didn't want to make much noise about it, so I squatted down and released my cock, peeing directly onto the carpet. The carpet was very adsorbent, so the puddle didn't spread much, just leaving a patch around 10 inches (250mm) diameter on the carpet. Finished, I stood up and listened to check nobody was in the corridor, then I made my exit and walked down the stairs and out of the hotel.

I doubt if anyone will even ever notice the puddle as chances are that it will have dried before anyone goes in there and it was tucked into the corner, to the side of the door. I might consider going back at some point in the future and peeing into one of the fold up beds, but I won't do it for a while ..... just in case.

[deadsin 5]

I think the most adventurous i ever got was right before going to a friend's house. They were in an area where a lot of new houses were being constructed, so their house was right next to a construction area of a new house. Middle of the night. My friends were there. But I just got out of my car, hand my SO hold onto my belongings and popped a squat right next to my car in the construction area in the snow. Then I went on into my friend's house like I hadn't done a thing.

Indoors, I peed my carpet quite a few times when I was younger and still lived at home. (Was there until mid twenties for college.) And at my own home, I've devised a new game of 'piss there and then clean the room' so I don't get huffy about cleaning the house. Fun game. But it makes me want to urinate all over everything now. I sit down and just get the urge to stand up, lower my pants, and take a huge sloppy piss all over my chair or whatever. Peed the kitchen and bathroom floors today already and then mopped them. Still need to pee the bedrooms, office, and living room so I can clean them, too.

Oh, I peed on the spare bed once, too. Just a little bit. I was too afraid of making my guests sleep in piss-smell-land.

[Ilovethepp 8]

When I was younger and still experimenting I used to purposefully pee in my sleeping bag. I also peed in my trashcan, through my pjs, through my boxers, and one time all over the floor of a taco bell bathroom.

I got in trouble with my folks for peeing in the shower [with no running water] and was embarrassed so I quit doing such things while i live at home....

Well... mostly. I still pee in the sink from time to time, and have also done that at work.

[Flower_girl 37]

I don't really pee indoors in public places, like on the floor of bathrooms, but one day I was feeling daring and I was with my mom and we stopped at a gas station an hour from our house. I had to pee, but I could have waited until we got home but we went into the bathroom anyway to wash our hands from the food we ate. The bathroom had two stalls, and although it wasn't as dirty as I thought, it was still very dirty. Shyly, I told my mom I had to pee. "Go ahead sweetie" she said, expecting me to go to the toilet and hover as I peed. But I merely hiked up my skirt and went to the middle of the bathroom and peed while standing (I mostly pee while standing) it didn't splash at my legs, so it made a clean puddle in front of me and I didn't even get some on my shoes. I thought my mom would be mad, but she looked at me and giggled and told me that she used to pee on public floors all the time. So for old times sake, she squatted on the floor and peed as well. I smiled at her, and the door opened and a woman came in. She saw us and smirked, and my mom kept pissing anyway. The woman went into a stall, and we heard the familiar patter of pee hitting the floor, so we both knew that she was peeing on the floor too. My mom purposely waited until the lady got out, and asked to hang out and go on peeimg adventures. Fast forward to 4 years, she and my mom are great friends!

Other than the bathroom floors sometimes, I also pee at the local cinema (the chairs and the space between the screen and the seats) the park (in front of people having a picnic so smiled approvingly at me) and i believe for daring that's it! Also, sorry for writing so much. I loveeee details !

[daemoniak 614]

Also, sorry for writing so much. I loveeee details !

Oh please don't be worried, as it turns out we loveeee details too!

I would gladly appreciate details about your cinemas or picnic occasions ;)

[Alfresco 11,630]

Flowergirl, that was a hot description and we would certainly like to hear details of other peeing including the cinema and picnic. thanks.

[Flower_girl 37]

Everyone here is so sweet :)

I go to a really crappy local cinema, one run by kids. We have a really nice AMC theatre too that most go too, but it's kinda pricey and since it's packed it's not safe to pee in there. At the local one, my family and friends typically pee on the seats or carpet (but not too often. Like I said we still try to be respectful). When I go into the bathroom to wash my hands, I see many pee puddles on the floor. I feel bad because we're not cleaning it, but it's such a bad theatre anyway and obviously we're not the only ones who pee there.

At the park, my sister and I go hiking on a hidden trail in the woods. When we got out to the 'main area', we stood catching our breathes and could see a family having a picnic. The youngest kid was about 18. The mother, wipes her hands off her dress and stood up to go just a few feet away from the table and lifted up her dress and squatted just a bit to pee. It was awesome! I don't ever see others pee so open and naturally, and my sister and I giggled. It was public too, but I guess they didn't care. She finished up without wiping and went back to her seat. I nudged to my sis and went a little closer to the table and pulled down my shorts, and peed. They all smiled at me, and the 18 year old girl asked her parents if she could just pee on her seat. Her mom said of course and I pulled up my shorts as she pulled down hers. I heard the wood of the table being pattered on, and the nice family waved my sister and I off.

[glad1 2,832]

As a reporter, I once covered a day-long sporting event at a women's college. I stuck around to enjoy the evening party, perhaps thinking I'd get more interviews with the athletes. College being what it is, the alcohol flowed freely, so over the course of a few hours I enjoyed several beers.

I'm sure a couple came out while I was there, although in the proper facilities. :frown: But, as I was leaving and made my way to the car, I could feel two or three more calling. Fortunately, there was a somewhat wooded path between the campus and I took, er, full :wink: advantage of it, watering at least a couple trees. To this day, I can't be sure why, the next time I was on campus, a couple dozen of the students recognized me. :redface:

I suppose it wasn't so naughty, but the most public place was from a 16-foot boat - in view of at least a couple hundred boaters.

[Starks2010 2,197]

The naughtiest places I've peed is in an ex-girlfriend's mouth while she was on her knees. I filled her mouth with a hard stream then shook on her and put my stick away. I pissed on another ex-girlfriend while she sat on the floor against the edge of her bed on one of those blue tarps we used for piss activities. It was in the morning. I drank like two beers the night prior, and held it all night. I woke up before her. It was torture holding it. When I stood up I'd leak so I sat and waited. I remember my toes digging into the floor while I pissed on her. I was able to squirt more piss 4-5 times after I thought I was done.

[glad1 2,832]

6. Phone booth at a rest stop. Small area and when I was done there was standing piss maybe 1/8th an inch or so. I also left something else there.

Hope it wasn't your wallet with your ID. :redface: