Concert sightings

[pwpj 462]

I sometimes work at concerts, festivals etc, a friend of mine often gets asked to look after their litter picking and marshalling.

This is from a medium sized outside concert last summer.

The site had a big main stage and some way away (maybe 1/3 mile) at the back of the arena were the toilets. The back of the arena, itself about 1/2 mile wide, had the toilets at one end, exit in the middle, and at the other end was the skip we were using. Interspersed along the way were small clumps of trees. The concert had a number of different sets which changed hourly. So on the hour there would be a massive rush for the bar, food stands and toilets. 

It was apparent early on that though there were plenty of toilets there weren't enough by any means for the rushes. This meant that extensive queues built up rapidly. I saw some varied and open leg crossing by lots of girls.

As dusk fell though, things became far more interesting....

1. First I saw a girl not much older than 18, brown hair, squatted down behind a thin tree, Jean shorts and black thong pulled down. She saw me, jumped slightly and fell on her arse. She snapped at her friend, who was on her phone, "You're supposed to hide me!". Her friend saw me and shouted "Millie just slipped over, it's ok". Naturally I moved towards and said "Are you alright, if you slipped?" to which she went bright red.

2. A woman in her 40s was squatting behind gazebo. She said to me, "I'm sorry but it was either this or disaster"

3. A slightly curvy blonde girl squatted between two skips. She had leggings and turquoise lacey knickers on, she saw me and said "I am so so sorry" and sounded it.

4. Two girls went round the side of the skip and squatted down. I walked around the side and there was a 30something pair, a bit chavvy, one with blonde frizzy hair the other with brown hair, tanned. Blonde had a leopard print tight dress on and seemingly no underwear, she was spraying the side of the skip. "Oi, someone has to clean that up you know" I said. "Oh don't tell me you haven't done this on a night out mate" she replies. Meanwhile the brunette, who seemed to have stopped mid undress, decided to pull her knickers back up over her tattooed pussy and move on.

5. A quite posh looking blonde in heels passed her boyfriend her handbag, and undid her jeans, pulling them and a white lacey thong down, and weeing a thick and forceful stream in a high squat. ..The hissing was really noticeable! 

6. At a distance I saw two girls leave the main crowd and walk towards the back. The field was pretty deserted there and they looked around a bit then just squatted in the middle of the field. I was impressed they didn't look for cover!

7. A curvy girl with black hair went up to a tree trunk and hovered against it, pulling her black lacey knickers down, and letting a stream loose. "We do have toilets provided you know" I said... She replied "Yeah but not bloody enough the queues are mad"

8. I was emptying a load into the skips and had just finished off when I heard someone approaching. A girl in her 30s, Brown shoulder length hair, hitched down her black jeans and pink knickers and started spraying pee into the grass. She saw me and went "shit", stopped peeing and got dressed again.

"I'm so sorry, please don't chuck me out, I was bursting" she said.

"Ah it's ok, we do have toilets you know?" I replied

"Yes but my bladder is like a running joke its tiny"

"At least you got to go though, hopefully you feel better"

"You interrupted me! I had to cut it off and now I really-friggin-still-need-a-piss"

"Ah... How about I turn the other way and you finish off"

"Oh thankyou so much" she said before carrying on "Could I be cheeky and steal a bit of tissue?" (There were bulk bags on the trailer). 

"Sure" I replied, I fetched one and took it over to her. Very good view of her knickers and she wiped then got dressed again.

"It's like a joke with my friends, seriously... we went on a hen do once and I had to wee on the  hard shoulder of the M1, not my finest moment"

9. This was super hot. As we were picking up at the end of the event, I was working with a "hippie" type girl in her early twenties, blonde, dreadlocks, curves but in the right places. We had loaded up the trailer and she said "Do you mind if I go for a quick pee?" to which I said "Of course, but we'll be closer to the loos at our next stop" she replied "Nah, I'll just squat here, I'm used to it" and in a second her black leggings and white knickers were down and she was weeing, she then went on to ask about the next plans for the pack away, and basically had a whole conversation with me whilst a few feet away, in my plain view, spraying pee everywhere.

10. A brunette with a fringe wearing a golden sequin dress was walking around some trees and quickly squatted down, knickers at her knees, and started weeing in the grass.

11. A row of guys weeing into a bush was interspersed with a blonde, didn't get close enough to see anymore.

12. A ginger haired girl in a red dress was nervously looking around, seemingly desperate,  and seemed to be waiting for the last of the guys to go. She was standing by a tree with her hands on the hems of her skirt. She reached up the back and fiddled with her knickers, still crossing her legs. Finally she thought it safe and squatted down, she had a small red bush and generated an impressive stream that puddled into the ground.

13. A tanned blonde pulled her jeans and purple g string down and squatted with her bum leaning against a thin tree. Lovely view from behind. Her friend tried to shield her as I walked past.

14. Two teenage girls approached and ducked behind a trailer. I could hear their conversation, "Fucking hell I'm fucking desperate for a piss, I can't get my FUCKING BELT UNDONE FUCK ME" one of them shouted. Her friend was obviously squatting already as she continued "that really isn't fucking helping Chloe I'm about to piss my pants" followed by some murmuring followed by "good for you now please help me" "it's literally squeezing itself out" . Obviously her friend had helped her as there was then a sound of a loud hissing stream... at this point I went around and 'appeared' on my rounds, "Oh shit shit shit, I can't cut it off, shit shit" said the girl as her friend laughed... she seemed to try to move but thought better of it... she was a very cute petite brunette with Jean shorts and light blue knickers that had a wet patch visible inside.

15. Finally the hippy colleague. After her first display I decided she was suited to helping me on the quad loading the trailer. I offered her a red bull as it was late at night,  a little while later I thought I'd say I needed a wee, she replied "Dont mind me!" so I didn't, just pissed into the grass in front of her, she then said "Hmm, I shoukd go as well I suppose!" and squatted down right next to me. Nice view from the back... it went down her bum and would have been messy, she just pulled her knickers up and carried on. Must have been damp!

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Great post!! Thats like a lifetime of sightings buddy.  

Keep your eyes open. 

[pee01 1,521]

Very good story and lucky to see this. Concert are hard holding it. Most have long lines dont move fast enough. Then concert can last a few hours not easy to hold it.

[MrTickle 58]

Thanks for posting, some nice reports there. I especially like the ones where you make a comment to them, resulting in a short conversation.

Edited April 6, 2020 by MrTickle

[Rewdna 782]

Fantastic sightings.That would be a dream for me.I was at a festival a couple of years ago and was lucky enough to have a curvy middle aged woman pull her shorts and knickers down right in front of me.I got a perfect view from behind.We had a conversation while she peed.There's a more detailed account of this on here.

Edited April 6, 2020 by Rewdna

[JesseP 1,277]

Great sighting and thanks for describing them in such detail.

I like the one of your colleague watching you.

[Starks2010 2,197]

Great story! Hope you collected some pissy tissue and napkins.

[Doc-S 73]

That was a fantastic read sir.

[ppppppp 1,499]

You did well to remember all those!  It's surprisingly difficult to keep track of them at a busy festival when suddenly there are peeing women everywhere.

[pwpj 462]

9 hours ago, ppppppp said:

You did well to remember all those!  It's surprisingly difficult to keep track of them at a busy festival when suddenly there are peeing women everywhere.

I made a note on my phone in a form of shorthand to prompt my memory, just abbreviated description and anything about what they were doing, so when I come to write up the memories it prompts them.

[whiskey35 306]

Any chance of a job at the next festival pwpj?

[stan4444 530]

You are a lucky man with so many sightings, especially the ginger bush. Look around for wet spots, they are more common than you might think. Quite often when a bit of drink is involved and the lines are long some girls just pee where they are sitting.

Some years ago, at Fleetwood Mac concert, during the break my wife said she needed to pee, she does not like the portaloos, and the lines were long. She said at this rate I will be doing it here.  I said “well why don’t you, its dark no one is next to you”, so she slid forward on her seat and peed in her pants. She let another little trickle go an hour later, she said to keep her warm. She did a final one walking out with the crowd, and no one noticed. So happy hunting.