Where was the first 'naughty' place you peed?

[Alfresco 11,631]

I used to have a metal tin - like a big square biscuit tin that I kept under the stairs at my parents house and used to pee in because I liked the idea or peeing somewhere naughty and I didn't want to go upstairs to pee.  I used to use it for a day or two and then empty it outside when nobody was looking.   It was all fine, except that one day I found that the tin that should have been partly full was empty.   It turned out that the pee had coroded the tin and my pee was now merrily soaking into the carpet!!

[spywareonya 37,961]

6 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

It turned out that the pee had coroded the tin and my pee was now merrily soaking into the carpet!!

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[speedy3471 10,655]

34 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I used to have a metal tin - like a big square biscuit tin that I kept under the stairs at my parents house and used to pee in because I liked the idea or peeing somewhere naughty and I didn't want to go upstairs to pee.  I used to use it for a day or two and then empty it outside when nobody was looking.   It was all fine, except that one day I found that the tin that should have been partly full was empty.   It turned out that the pee had coroded the tin and my pee was now merrily soaking into the carpet!!

Urine is a bit corrosive haha

[Alfresco 11,631]

On 3/15/2019 at 1:06 PM, speedy3471 said:

Urine is a bit corrosive haha

Yeah,  I know that now - it is acidic, but back then I never really thought about it.

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

Yeah,  I know that now - it is acidic, but back then I never really thought about it.

Iihihiihihihi!!!

[tenterhooks 54]

I don't remember a time when I didn't have some sort of sexual curiosity. Back when my single parent mum and I were living with my grandparents (which makes it pre-school) I already remember squatting over an old jewellery box using the mirror to see behind myself to determine what was where.
Back in those naive days, you got your kicks where you could, and peeing was certainly one of those kicks.
To answer the original question, I thought it would be quite kinky to sit backwards on the toilet to pee. That certainly worked for me!
A second more accidental occasion might be familiar to guys, but possibly requires more explanation for the girls...
When a guy pees, you regulate the flow by squeezing the penis just below the head, as you all know.
I was doing this - stopping and starting and holding it in - when my squeezing fingers slipped forward and I found myself just holding my foreskin at the tip. With the squeeze released, the pee immediately flowed into the foreskin where I gripped tighter to stop it escaping. I didn't quite blow up like a balloon, but there was certainly some pressure there.
Taking my free hand, I tried to squeeze off the flow to rectify the situation, but the pressure had already built up.
It was now getting quite uncomfortable, so there was nothing for it but to release the balloon. It was like a pee explosion! There was pee on the tiles, on the cistern and I even managed to get some on the window - not to mention all up my teeshirt.
It's the sort of thing you only do once by accident and take better care from then on - unless you're doing it for fun, like I still do in the shower from time to time.
 

[spywareonya 37,961]

@tenterhooks

Kudos to you!!!

Such a hot (and funny!!!) account!!

[WantonLee 861]

Hmm, my first memory of naughty peeing dates back in my early childhood, so that does not count - as it was not for sexual pleasure.

I will exclude "shower" or "bathtub" here, since it is not really naughty in my mind (since it never really gets dirty in the first place due to being used as a shower or bathtub).

 

Well, I think what resparked my interest in naughty peeing - and this time being turned on by it, too - was, when I found a half burried carpet in the woods near where I lived. At this time I was already fantasizing about naughty peeing when I masturbated, and I took the opportunity to find out what peeing on a carpet actually was like.

This was the first - and by no means my last - naughty pee for pleasure.

 

A bit lame, I guess, since the carpet was already thrown away, anyway - but one has to start somewhere, hasn't one? 😛

[spywareonya 37,961]

@WantonLee

Heartfelt account

and hot too!!!

Thank you!!!

[Wolf187 185]

I would have to say I started to love peeing on naughty places when I was 7 or 8,.

First one I can recall is peeing on the wall and carpet at the top of the Stairs.