Mark J 243 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Do you or have you ever masturbated at work? At my old job (25 yrs) maybe once or twice. Current job-started once-10 secs in my gf called said she was on way to hospital with chest pains-considered that a sign-ha if you’d like to embellish - like where, when, how...I’d love to hear about. All Genders feel free to respond 1 Quote Link to post
F.W 5,654 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Yes years ago.One time only..It was nearly my finish time,and later that evening i was visiting my then g/f,and i knew it would be 99% shagging..I got SO horny,i went into the toilets and within 2 minutes in a cubicle had got rid of it..it so happened only a very few people were still there so i went unseen.Im sure i came out all flushed...trouble was later on i wasnt that horny!I was only a laddie at the time.....😊 2 Quote Link to post
Grizzly Man 1,879 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 A couple of times actually. The first time i was working retail in my teens. I was working in the back doing some inventory when a co worker came back to chat. She a had a crush on me and i knew about it. Well at some point during the conversation she flashed me her huge tits! She got off work and i was stuck closing. I couldn't concentrate, i just kept seeing these huge knockers in my face. Well i locked the office door whipped it out and jerked off thinking about her. I ended up cumming all over the office chair lol 1 1 Quote Link to post
F.W 5,654 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Oh another time was not at work per-se.It was when i used to go to the works gym,and there was a ladies there in use during the day nearby...as it was generally quiet there once or twice i managed to sneak into the ladies,for a quick sneak around.One time got hard thinking of all the girls in there and wanked into one of the bowls.....However,as obviously i couldnt flush,no women supposed to be there i had to leave my "fluid" in the bowl,but i put some paper on it and assumed they would think one of them hadnt flushed previous day.Nothing was said so....got away with it. 1 1 Quote Link to post
timeexx 206 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 (edited) sorry Edited October 5, 2018 by timeexx My misunderstanding 1 1 Quote Link to post
Grizzly Man 1,879 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Sometimes it's hard to focus when your horny at work!!! Lol @timeexx your definitely not strange. Wish i was able to do it more often at work! 1 Quote Link to post
F.W 5,654 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 PLEASE post these type on the male pages thank you! Quote Link to post
Mark J 243 Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 (edited) 58 minutes ago, fannywatcher said: PLEASE post these type on the male pages thank you! The thread was meant for all genders. Was not expecting any pics like @timeexx posted Edited October 4, 2018 by Mark J Quote Link to post
Scot_Lover 1,786 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 I haven't, being semi retired does that to you, lol. When I was running my small Internet / web hosting business, I employed a tiny Russian girl, weighed 45kg dripping wet, but what she could do with notepad was incredible. She was not shy, if you know what I mean, and I suspected that she was having some extra work fun while going potty. The glazed eyes, the unsteady walk and the faint musky smell were kind of a give away. She got married to a hulking Russian while she was working for me, and it wasn't a happy marriage, she was forced to give it up by him. 1 Quote Link to post
timeexx 206 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Sorry guys ,I must have misunderstood , Won't happen again Quote Link to post
timeexx 206 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 9 hours ago, fannywatcher said: PLEASE post these type on the male pages thank you! Sorry about that , It won't happen again , I misunderstood the original post , I thought he was asking who masturbated at work ... Quote Link to post
Mark J 243 Posted October 5, 2018 Author Share Posted October 5, 2018 4 hours ago, timeexx said: Sorry about that , It won't happen again , I misunderstood the original post , I thought he was asking who masturbated at work ... That was the premise and you answered which is great and I appreciate you participating, but it was the graphic pic that caught us by surprise. But I see you removed it, so all is good. Quote Link to post
Scot_Lover 1,786 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark J said: But I see you removed it, so all is good. I removed your hidden post too. Quote Link to post
Mark J 243 Posted October 5, 2018 Author Share Posted October 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said: I removed your hidden post too. Thanks. I tried to add a quote in edit mode, couldn’t figure it out (or how to delete it) and did not want the dupe. 1 Quote Link to post
FlyingthedreamUK 226 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) Due to the nature of my job it's impossible to be able to do this as we're never left alone however I have done it while on rest during a 14 hour flight in a private bunk Edited November 27, 2018 by FlyingthedreamUK 1 Quote Link to post
Sophie 23,067 Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 I haven't, people would want my head on a stick if I got caught! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Sxxn 120 Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 i certainly have, on many occasions 2 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 On 11/28/2018 at 7:37 PM, Sophie said: I haven't, people would want my head on a stick if I got caught! Your employement is a delicate one indeed. Innocence is not appreciated there when it leads to excesses… only cautiousness is appreciated. BUT I love to imagine you taking 5 minutes for yourself in the toilet… maybe during a free hour. Kisses... 2 1 Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,297 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I work in a supermarket with customers and colleagues around at all times. Public masturbation would likely be frowned upon by my bosses. In all likelihood it would result in my dismissal and a negative mention in the press at the very least. I did though once have one of those embarrassment/anxiety dreams in which I was naked and publicly masturbating in my store and suddenly realised what I was doing. Was glad I woke up at that moment to find that I was not in work but at home in bed, lol. I suppose I could always head off into the staff toilets to quietly knock one out, but never felt the desire. Work has never really been a breeding ground for erotic thoughts. Working is about as sexy as a bag of spanners. 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 On 10/3/2018 at 7:51 PM, Mark J said: Do you or have you ever masturbated at work? At my old job (25 yrs) maybe once or twice. Current job-started once-10 secs in my gf called said she was on way to hospital with chest pains-considered that a sign-ha if you’d like to embellish - like where, when, how...I’d love to hear about. All Genders feel free to respond I often masturbate at work. My office is small and secluded, and nobody monitors me!!! 1 1 Quote Link to post
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