I know this is a nude beach, but are there bathrooms?
Nevermind. Nobody's looking, and I don't feel like moving. I'm just going to let it go while laying here on my towel. Ohhh.
Oh, shit that lady is looking at me. Wait... is that pee running down her leg?
"Aunt Carol, how much longer is it going to be?"
"I don't know, sweetie. Traffic is really bad, and we're stopped, so I have no idea."
"I still really need to pee. You said there would be a place to stop."
"I know. I'm sorry. I need to go, too. If you can't hold it, I understand."
"I can't, I'm sorry. Oh god, I'm peeing in the seat."
"Don't worry about it. I'm going, too. Ohhhhh."
"It actually feels...ohhh... kind of good."
"It does. Mmm. I think we'll have to do this more often."