TylerHasFun

Fuck yeah, love the sounds of that bro

Fuck yeah bro, you sound like my kinda guy

I got a fun story I think youd like. One time bunch of us stayed in a hotel for a wedding. I roomed with one of my friends. We got drunk as fuck that first night. I said to him how I gotta piss real bad. He was just lying there on the bed.so I fucking took it out and started pissing, walking around the entire room, getting curtains, walls, desk floor, full circle the entire room but I stayed away from the bed. He was just lying there laughing, telling me to stop cause the room was gonna smell like shit. Lol and it did bro. The rest of the time there, it stank like a urinal bro.

Fuck yeah bro, I love to see it!

Fuck yeah bro.

Lol mine did

Me and bros last night drinking, was reminisceing, and I remember this funny story someone will find funny. Just so yall know, my friends and I always be doing stupid shit so this ain't as weird as u may think. Christmas we all got together that night after we did the family thing during the day. We got real trashed. I don't actually remember how it started, might have lost that memory cause of the alcohol, lol, but I'm pretty sure it started as a dare. But one point I grabbed a glass and I pissed in it, filled it up actually had to finish in the sink. And I dared one of my frien

Fuck yeah bro, like what im hearing. Gas station pumps are a fun time too. I done it a few times, one time the guy at the other pump was watching and started laughing.

Lol been awhile since i used a bathroom to piss. Last time with my friend, made a scene of it, walked to the middle urinal, took my pants down, and put my hands behind my head, leaned backwards and let it hang and piss in it. The other faces was pretty priceless. May have got the floor too, lol

Lol awww shucks. I aint too bad I guess

Ain't gonna lie bro, re read this again yesterday, made me bust. Can't wait for ur new story bro

Lol. Kinda funny thought I had, figured I'd share. Last night I'm outside my place having a smoke and one or my neighbors, I know him pretty cool dude, coming downstairs to have a smoke too. We said hi and chat and he walks over to this tree in the parking lot for a piss. I thought to myself how that's my tree, lol I always piss there. So when he finished I walked over to it and did the same, right over his spot. all the while some guy watching us from out his window. Lol guess I'm territorial about things I piss on. Just thought it was funny

Thats what i say too bro.

Fuck yeah bro!

nice bro. sounds like he liked what he was seeing too

Damn. What happened?

Yeah I guess so. Shoulda turned and faced him, give him a better view of me

This actually happened before, just as surprising to me, cause who does that shit? Lol. This happened just a couple hours back. I was having a run, stopped to take a piss, I'm sorta in the shoulder of the main road. And this guy in a jeep pulls by into the shoulder lane, you know the lane to the very right that's for like emergencies, opens his window and says hello to me. I'm like whats up man, something wrong? He says he just wanted to say hi. I'm still pissing during all this. Asks me do I usually just take a piss along the road like this. I tell him yeah I guess so. Asked me if I

That's how we do it bro.

Fuck no he can't stop em. Better get used to it

Pissing out the window is fun too. Especially when u live in a apartment building. Lol just be careful aint nobody below, I messed that up once

My kinda party

She did a little bro. Wanted to see it hard she said. Thought she was gonna do something, she got down on the ground and faced it. Then she just got up and left. I was up for it bro, whatever she wanted to do.

Wasnt a urinal but at a party one time in college, Was out back smoking with my friend and this drunk girl walks to me and tries to flirt with me. My buddy chris looks at me and is laughing cause he knows I'm gay and not interested in girls but I play along. She says if I wanted to go upstairs, and I tell her I dont fuck girls. She laugs about it, says sorry if it made me uncomfortable and i was like nah its cool. I take a few steps away, she asks why and I said I gotta piss. So I whip it out and start going and she comes right up to me and she asks if she can hold it. I said sure. She

Id say some of the bext times i seen someone take a piss is when it was police officers. I caught them pissing around my apartment building few times. One time I remember I was pulling up to my place and I see this really good looking cop taking a piss along the side of the building. He's like late 20s or 30s, he sees me noticing him and he just nods his head at me, saying whats up. I had to piss too so I walk over near the lot and take a piss too. We see each other pissing, he just laughs and goes back to his piss. Lol, not like he can say nothing to me about it.