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Wow, I really enjoyed the snobby bank lady pee. Those are the type of women that drive me crazy. When I see one at work or on the street I fantasize what she would look like or sound in the bathroom. I even fantasize during my jerk sessions, especially when between gfs, what these chick's would sound like in the bathroom. Are they a hisser, a tinkler@, a horse pouring, stop and start pees, etc. I make up what they would sound like. This lady is the type I would remember for decades as I have my 'favorites' from the times I have been lucky enough to hear women peeing. Thanks for the great detai

Why didn't you ask her on a date?

Update 3 Took the new girlfriend out to an upscale French restaurant and dancing. Since the weather has warmed up she was wearing summer attire. Caroline, the new girlfriend was wearing a short Grey sequin sleeveless dress with cultured pearls, nicely done wavy blonde hair, heels, red lipstick and red nails. At 5.7.115 she has a very sexy body that drives me wild. Though we have a big age difference I see a connection there. At dinner she kept pounding the water and a few glasses of wine so her bladder was filling up nicely. After dinner we went dancing until her bladder became too f

When I was a student studying in the library the girls bathroom was next to the quiet study area. Every time a girl or woman walked in the bathroom my ears would perk up. This was a one hole toilet so no other girls to disrupt the sound effects. I heard many many good ones but one stood out. This woman was about 45, 5.9.155 and wore a tight blue dress with a firm "C" cup. She had mousey brown wavy hair as well. Nice looking full figured mature woman. She went I to the bathroom and right away pulled her panties down. She was one of those who hesitated 15 seconds before her urine start

Update 2 My new girlfriend went shopping after work. Since she hates using public toilets she asked me if she could come over after shopping as I live close to the mall so she could empty her bladder. She left work at 4 pm and arrived at 8 pm with a big jug of Mountain Dew in her hand. She ate and drank at the food court in addition to shopping. With her sexy short blue dress and heels on I knew she would look hot upon arrival. As she kissed me than rushed to the bathroom my heart was pounding in anticipation. I knew i was in for a treat! As she has done since we recently got intimat

UPDATE: Since she works in the same building and floor as me we see each other often. We'll, today I saw her cut for the bathroom in a hurry while smiling and waving at me as she ran in. I faked looking at my phone and stood by the door to listen to her. Again, like every time I have heard her she let out a huge loud splat on the porcelain of the toilet for 35 seconds and then poured for a short 8 seconds toward the end with 20 seconds of tinkling at the end. I waited for her to come out of the bathroom so we could chat. All I could do is visualize her draining out in that black short ski

All, this girl did squirm in my car so I assume a bit of leakage. She was so full it was crazy. Too much in a hurry to shut the bathroom door. As she started emptying out she did exhale with a groan and said 'finally' loud enough that I could hear. That made things even hotter. She was above average but not incredible in bed as she came too fast for me. I like for both of us to reach orgasm at the same time. We will get the tim8ng down.

I recently had a hot date with a much younger woman of 22. She kept hitting on me when I saw her st the office down the hall from me. Recently we had some 85 degree days after a long snowy winter. She started wearing mini skirts and tight T shirt tops. This girl is a full B cup so she looks very nice. She is 5 5 115 at my estimate. I took her out to a Thai restaurant and then a movie followed by a walk on the promenade. We were out about 5 hours when she started complaining about her bladder being full. She had no where to fo so she had to hold it. Took he back to my house. She ran t

Date with tall blonde woman, age 44, 5.11.135 pounds. Before I met my current girlfriend I dated this gal for a short time. She was conservative and not into pee but me being into pee would always listen to her. One night after dinner and a concert which lasted 6 hours included travel time my date said her bladder was about to explode. Long story short, she wearing a short dress and heels runs to my toilet as soon as we grt back to my place. I thought she was going to have a monster loud pee but "no" she had the longest slowest pee I have ever heard. Her flow was straight in the bowl but

Years ago I dated a woman for a short time, age 38, 5 9 155, auburn hair who had the most unusual pee that I got to watch and listen to quite often in the short time we were together. She had the slowest stream with no hissing or spraying of any woman I have heard. Her urine would drain very slow with a very thin stram that went into the bowl as she always sat down. It took her forever to empty out if she was full. The longest I timed her was 2 min 22 seconds. I have no idea how much urine drained out. Can anyone guess? Has anyone either heard a woman or peed like that? Though I love hard

I am a very lucky guy as my current girlfriend who is 5.11.125 and 28 has a very powerful load flow. She also wears short dresses and skirts with high heels. She allows me to watch and listen to her several times a day. She releases between 800ml and 1000 ml of pee each time. Her flow is very fast and thick and lasts 30 seconds then she tinkles for another 30 to 40 seconds. She always stands over the toilet and pours urine out unless on her period or does number 2. She always leaves the door open so I can enjoy her bladder. She is constantly drinking fluids and her bladder needs to be emptied

Sounds great. Number one would get me going if I heard you. Thanks.

Can you please try to time yourself and describe the type of stream you have. Do you pour, hiss, tinkle, splat on the porcelain, etc ?

I would like to listen to you do one and three. Sounds really hot. How long and fast do you go?

Hey All, I just tripped on this website when I was googling "how fast do women pee"? I have had an interest in women peeing since age 10 and it just has expanded as I got into adulthood. My ex wife used to pee like a freeking racehorse. She knew about my fetish about 4 months into our relationship and though she never got into it herself she allowed me to watch, listen and wipe her privates after she was done. I would encourage her to drink a lot of liquids all the time and hold her urine since she had huge capacity if at least a liter. One time we went to a wedding and she