Great Horned Owl

Absolutely can be correct. I think we both can be right about women pissing. Learned something new about women spreading their lips. Never knew they did this or saw it. Interesting though.

I find your analysis quite intriguing and a lot of it valid but my experiences have been different. Many of the girls where their pee was "compromised" by their toilet behavior have exhibited different tactics to make pee sounds less erotic. The most common technique I have seen is that some girls will try to avoid pouring piss straight in the bowl as it can create a rather loud exciting flow. What these girls will do is when their stream starts flowing in the water they shift positions so the pee either hits the edge of the water or just splats on the porcelain. What these girls don't re

All, Can you share your disappointing experiences where women either try to "hide" their pee sounds by either running the faucet or peeing on the porcelain or some other "trick" they use? Also, share any stories where women might have headed to the bathroom but then turned around when they saw you lurking nearby. Luckily in all the years of my pee observation I only had one woman do the turn around trick. She actually did it twice, 2 hours apart! However, I did hear her nice choppy steady 25 second flow two times prior so I "won" that one. Anyone, experience anger or hear commen

I have been very lucky to be around classy sexy women since that is what I am attracted to. I drink a little but no racy girls, drugs or wild parties. A very conservative dude that no one wpuld guess is into pee. I like all kinds of female pee whether a hard pour, choppy flow, hard splat, edge pees, hissing or a combination of some or all of these. Even as an older dude I can still attract some decent looking women.

I think she was hitting on me even though she was married. She flirted a lot with me that day and continued to do so when I worked in her law firm. I would also get a look or smile from her. I did hear her pee one other time at a work related pool party at her house. Again, thin walls. This time she was wearing a bikini (remember it was the 80s) and must have let out a liter plus of urine when she pranced to the toilet in platform shoes while giving me a wildly flirtatious smile and head shake. She proceeded to just tinkle/hiss together for 2 min 33 seconds per my pee journal. I wrote dow

**Update 10/14/23** Girlfriend and I went out to dinner and dancing. We went to fancy seafood restaurant in town that was quite swanky. Girlfriend was wearing a short black dress, bra and panties with a pearl necklace, 3 inch heels and a charm bracelet. Hair and makeup was really well applied and elegant. One of the many reasons I am with her. She drank 3 glasses of water and 3 glasses of wine but did not pee for 5 hours until we got home. In other posts I have indicated that she has trouble holding her urine too long when full with a couple of emergency parking lot and driveway acc

Another pee story from my old journals. While studying at the University we had a law firm partner speak to students about careers in law. Between classes the partner was using our library to do some work and my radar was on high alert as she was a very attractive lady. To stimulate pee from her I offered her coffee to go with her water that she was already drinking and struck up a conversation with her about careers. About 45 minutes after talking to her she whispers to me "I really need to use the restroom, Can you show me where it is?". With my heart pounding and my respirations rapid

Since I have been into girls peeing for 50 years I have a lot of stories to tell. This one keeps getting recycled into my brain at least three times a week for the past 30 years!! In my college and law school years I was lucky enough to be close enough to a a bathroom that girls would use. This one dates back to 1991 to 1993. A rather plain overhydrated girl who was 5.4.115 pounds so rather slight and thin with mousey short wavy brown hair and a barely "B" bra cup. She never wore sexy clothing that would turn me on such as nice dresses and skirts/blouses as she was very plainly dress

I saw her for the first time in over a year at the community center today. I hung around to see if she was going to use the bathroom- no dice. Her bladder must have been not full. Breasts looked real perky and rounded in her tight long sleeve knit top. Smoking smile she gave me as well. Back to my gf for a good release. Horney Old Owl

Last year I was on a morning group walk with a bunch of retirees in the month of August. We had about 12 in our group. I noticed a rather attractive single 65 yo woman who had short grey/black hair, very firm full "C" cup under her tight purple singlet and white skirt with medium build of 5.7.150 lbs. She was a more of a prim and proper lady but I was very attracted to her body. She also drank 32 Oz of watch in the 5.5 mile walk which took an hour and a half as going at a real good pace. After an hour she was getting antsy, picking up her pace, gyrating her hips and bladder and just plain unco

Since I have been into pee for 50 years I have a lot of stories and experiences to share. Going back to 2006 when I almost married this crazy woman whom I was involved with. The basics, she was 47 at the time (64 now) tall, slender build of 5.7.115, B cup bra size, was a professional tennis player so in really good physical shape. She did get into pee after I introduced her to the thrills of it. Usually if left alone she would sit on the bowl and have a steady 45 second moderate flow with no hiss and a little tinkle. That in itself was hot. When prompted I could get her to stand over the

A long time ago I was studying at LSE abroad in London. While going to school I shared a rented flat with many guys but we each had our own bedrooms. I had a small bedroom downstairs next to a private bathroom for the landlady who did the cleaning of the flat including the toilets and handled Miscellaneous administrative duties. I was 20 at the time and she was 55. She wpuld always entertain family and friends so we became friendly as my bedroom was next to her unit and bathroom. I had some incredible memories of her and her female relative who used the bathroom bear my bedroom. The walls

Good Afternoon All, Sitting here horney as he'll despite sex three times with my girlfriend. Thanks to Viagra I can keep up with a much younger woman. All hot and horney for more since my g/f and her sister stayed over my house after a night out drinking. Those who have read my past posts know I have a tall 29 y/o blonde g/f who has a sister tagging along at times. I don't mind the sister as she is hot as well. Though I will never be allowed to have a threesome I can at least enjoy her sister in the bathroom as she is a free spirit uninhibited girl. This morning like so many sister w

I love the way she looks. Weight is true as I have seen her on a scale. Sometimes creeps to 125. She also pees like a racehorse. Hard splats all the time as you can see from my posts. I have a morning pee story about her and her sister coming. Totally hot, hot!! MY dick is so sore now from her.

Last night I had a memorable pee experience. Girlfriend who is wavy blonde, 5.10.120 lbs, 29 y/o wearing frilly black sleeveless dress went on with me and five others including her half sister who is 5.5.115, 20 y/o with white silk blouse and black pleaded mini went to dinner and then a show. Many used the bathroom except for my g/f and her sister as they hate public toilets whether in a restaurant or concert hall. We were out 5.5 hours so the girls were in agony as I was driving them back to my country house. Upon arriving both try to get out of the car. My tall blonde g/f said "my bladd

What did your EX gf look like? What outfits made her look sexy?

A couple of more: 3/23/90, public building Snowhamish, WA, 3:34 pm, 5.6.155, bit chunky but nice hips, black / grey hair, black dress pants, purple LS top, full "C" bra, not firm, early 50s, very friendly smile, executive type, single (no ring), tries to use one holer toilet 2x but thinks door is locked, looks very desperate and skirmy, 3rd time I tell her last girl shut the door after usage so BR is available, she thanks me profusely as her bladder appears very full, frantically pulls pants down, panties quickly follow, sits on toilet quickly and urine starts flowing right away with no h

All, Not sure if anyone here keeps records of what they experience when hearing and or listening to a woman pee. I have done this extensively, especially when I had access to public bathrooms with thin walls and a lot of traffic. The best places to do this are in a quiet environment to cut down on noise and when their is only one toilet available to avoid conflcting noise. I would record my experiences in writing and then take my "write-ups" home with me to fantasize when more. Here are a few examples. Dates, locations have been changed. Stories are true. 9/25/23, 1:33 pm, NYU librar

I guessed on her age. She peed on two different days. When she poured urine with no hissing she ore a tight fitting blur dress, 20 lbs overweight, a full C cup bra and about 5.8. The second day when she splatted like a wild woman wore a short white skirt, black sleeveless knit top. Nice mousy brown hair styled well. She was a law professor so sophisticated as well. I like educated sophisticated women who dress well. Their pee does not even have to be hot to get me turned on but this one was. No hissing for this woman. Just a hard pour into the water. Never heard a woman piss that hard and

So hot. This reminds if a woman who was 45 when I was 28 peeing in a library one time. I heard her twice. Same body type as well. However, she was so loud she could not hide her sounds. First time she poured urine into the bowl for 45 seconds and it sounded like a plane taking at an airport it was so loud. Second time she splatted very hard against the porcelain for 45 seconds with such force I thought the toilet was going to crack. Third time BR was occupied and she held it or went elsewhere. This was 30 years ago and I still think about her in my private time. So hot.

Welcome aboard. I have observed and fantasized women and their pee habits for the past 45 years. Correct, we don't hook up for safety reasons; however, you can listen to women pee anywhere. Find a good bathroom with thin walls and foot traffic where women frequent. A university or library bathroom could be a good start. Just be inconspicuous, don't harass, don't make advances, just act like you belong there as a 'normal' person. Good luck.

Yes, I rime my girls. I have a good running watch that I use to work out. Since I was a young buck I would time girls and then take notes on their pee behavior along with what they wear and their physical features such as height, weight, age, marital status, ethnicity, etc. I am an all in pee fanatic.

Brad, thanks for the feedback. I had the two girls and others over for younger sister birthday party as she just turned 20. When all the folks left the most pee fun began. I will not get into details on my gf who is a power pisser on the porcelain but rather give you another glimpse on her racy sister. Young girl is 5 7 115 and wore three inch heels, black short sleeveless sequin dress with black bra and lacy black panties. I am lucky I can observe her bc my gf and her sister ar3 both into pee and voyeuristic behavior but with just me. Your girl of interest can hold up to 4 hours whi

Update 4: New girlfriend is not so new now as been together for five months and enjoying her and her sister. Over Labor Day weekend I had both of them over with both spending the night with me though only one in my bed. I was entertaining my g/f with plenty of beer while feeding her 19 yo half sister pop and water. Both of them gave me incredible satisfaction in the pee department. My g/f had a short black skirt with white lace panties on and a white halter top with her nips sticking straight out from her lacy skimpy bra. Though she is only a 'B' cup she is very firm since she i

My girlfriend who is 28 has a younger half sister of 19. She comes over with her sister and we watch movies and I feed both of them. What a pleasure to accommodate her as well. It adds excitement since I have two girls to monitor in their bathroom habits This past weekend she used the toilet three times while over. She had a tight white blouse with barely a B cup firmly held in a black lacy bra. She is a brunette with highlights, 5. 7.115, so nice and slender. Had a nice short black mini skirt on like she was going to hit the club and be on the prowl. She also is very bubbly and friendly