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I mostly think it is natural and they don't push it out. My wife is a very fast pisser that splats on the porcelain really hard and then stops and restarts with a hard pour in the water. I make comments to her all the time and she says she has pissed that way naturally since a teenager. She gets plenty of love from me when pissing like a wild woman. I make sure I thrust hard, fast and deep into her so she screams nice and loud. A neighbor made a comment about her orgasm. I just smiled. I am sure some women press to get the piss out but that would probably only have a minor impact to the s

All, I have written extensively about my dream trio if wife, SIL and MIL. Also, wrote briefly of tennis Pro lady who had a nice flow the other day. Last weekend tennis Pro mom brings her recently married 34 yo daughter over to mingle with my girls. Being g the resident male I throughly enjoyed their visit. Focusing on tennis Pro daughter in this post. Daughter is 34, 5.7 115 and does modeling along with playing a mean game of tennis with her mom. She has a very full "C" cup that is very firm with nipples showing. Along with her wavy long blonde hair she wore 2 inche heals, black mini

Good Afternoon All, This past week during a warm spell women we were plenty of summer attire. The wife and I invited the SIL, MIL and Ms. Tennis Pro lady over for board games. I had no qualms being the only male in the group. In fact, I like it. Less competition for flirtation. Ms. Tennis Pro shows up in Tennis attire after a Tennis match outside. She is 5.2.110 with a full "C+" almost "D" bra cup and looked incredible. She is 60 years old, straight short brown hair, tight white sleeveless top with lacy white sports bra, line green Tennis skirt. Mind you I am into all my three w

No lurking near bathrooms with discretion. Used to do it more often but with the culture we live in today it has become more risky. I used to hang around a public library women's bathroom that had a very thin door with no soundproofing. Could hear the slightest hiss and tinkle. If I did that now I could risk detection. People are more uptight now than in the 1980s and early 1990s. I got away with a lot back then. Many nice women who had some nice pees. I even got a date from my lurking after she peed in the bowl.

How do you lurk? I have been lurking bear women's bathrooms for 50 years and had a couple of rude comments from a couple of pee shy women. I can elaborate more.

All, My attractive MIL asked me to go shopping for some items for her home and she needed a male opinion. This shopping took several hours since we frequented several establishments and ate a lunch out that lasted an hour an hour and a half including 4 8oz glasses of water and 2 6 Oz glasses of wine for her. As usual MIL is a classy lady and dresses to impress. She wore a sleeveless tight slinky grey dress, 3 inch heels, push up bra that accentuated her full "C" cup, extensive make-up, new hairdo, gold necklace, earrings and bracelets and a nice feminine scent to top things off. I pi

Brad, thanks for such an erotic story about your EX. Sounds like my MIL who I think deliberately teases me because I have made comments to her about her pee habits. Yes, please share more of your stories. Horney Old Owl

All, Had to write a quick story of my MIL and her leaky faucet and my very desperate wife with a bursting bladder this morning. We all three went out to dinner last night so MIL stayed overnight since she did not want to drive home after drinking. Unfortunately, no SIL piss as she was at a group camping outing. MIL rushes to the toilet at 6 am this morning after 7 hours of sleep and a ton of liquids the night before. She was waring a pink nightie with matching panties, the door was 6 inches open so I could see everything thing she did while in bed. She abruptly yanks those panties do

My cock is hard 24/7 even without Viagra. My favorite is my MIL. With that hot curvaceous body, nice wide hips, firm "C" cup bra, slinky dresses and blouses, lots of bling in her use of jewelry and her wide hissy splats and tinkling piss driving me crazy. A great variety in one piss. With her uninhibited behavior where I can watch her wipe and pull up her panties that turns me on. The wife and I have some good hard deep explosive sex when I listen to my girls piss. Just incredible. Now, tell Mr about your EX. What does she look like, height, weight, bra size, outfits, pee style. Etc. I do

Okay I will do my best to answer. 1. The SIL often stays over on the weekend if we go out to a club. Now she is single again she is over a lot more. Her morning piss will be like this: she will go early am like 7 am and strutt to the toilet that is near the bedroom my wife and I share, leave the door open, frantically rip off a skimpy pair of night panties that match her sleeveless nightie and start her slow flow in the bowl. The flow is more like a steady hard tinkle, much slower than when she goes during the day. This will last for about 2 minutes and then she will taper off to dribblin

Thanks for the advice Toseepee. If you are female and it sounds like you are how do you control the speed your stream comes out? I always thought some women have a slow flow, tinkling, hissing, moderate flow and loud pouring pees. I took you advice with the wife and she laughed as she can't control her rate of flow too much. She hovered over me and tried to slow her stream down but to no avail. She gushed a better than 2 inch stream for 45 seconds on my chest and I got a nice spray in my face and only when she slowed down to a 1/2 inch stream did she piss in my mouth. Her piss smelled and

Does your wife have a monster flow like mine? I am concerned I will choke on her piss coming out so fast.

All, I am not experienced at drinking piss. I don't want to drink out of a cup but rather from the source of my wife. The problem is she has a very thick fast flow of about 2 inches thick and let's out a torrent of piss all at once. She holds about 1.6 liters in her bladder. How can I drink piss coming out that fast and furious with such a large volume? I want her to face me and direct her stream right in my mouth. Please help. Horney Old Owl

MIL flaunts her body and is an open door pisser around me. She is hot as hell also!!

I know. I make sure they have plenty of beverages available so I can enjoy the output of each. Out of this world pleasure.

All, I have written extensively about my new wife, SIL and MIL and their open pee antics. All three are amazing in their own ways. I want to focus on my SIL when we all three went to Old Town Scottsdale in AZ. We stayed at a rented house down here for a bit. Before leaving my girls got dressed up really nice like they always do. The wife had a black mini skirt, platform shoes, very tight white long sleeve low cute white lycra top with perfectly done hair and makeup with a lacy very skimpy black Victotia Secret bra called barely there. Her very small barely B breasts were accentuated

All, This past weekend I took my wife out to a nightclub after a late dinner. We were out about 6 hours before attempting to leave the establishment. My wife said "I can't hold my pee anymore. I need to find the bathroom". She had probably 4 beers and 3 glasses of water since we were out. I was amazed she could hold her piss this along but she hates public toilets. She usually waits till we get home to unleash her torrent of piss. While wearing a low cut short black slinky dress and 3 inch heels along with her barely "B" bra cup, wavy blonde hair and her 5.9 stature she rushed to the

Yeah, my wife is hot but my MIL looks pretty darn good at 56. I love hearing her long hissy splats followed by forever tinkling. She does not even bother to close the door when I am around. Just the other day this 5.7 140 lb woman with a full "C" cup and lots of bling with blonde highlights in her wavy shoulder length brown hair was wearing a tight slinky black dress with a slit and 3 inch heels when she stopped over for a visit. Of course, she said she had not taken a piss since lunch or about 4 hours so she was very full. Before I could probably greet her she ran to the toilet and pulled her

All, The fiancé I write about is now my wife and she continues to be amazing in the bathroom, bedroom and in other areas. Though things have changed a bit in family dynamics we still have fun episodes in the bathroom. My wife and I were having an early morning romantic encounter when my MIL who was too drunk to drive home let out her morning piss. She used the guest bedroom that is adjacent to our bedroom and shares a Jack and Jill bathroom arrangement with us. The bathroom door was open two inches on our end so I could see and hear everything as she could hear the wife moa

The sister is amazing on the toilet. Unfortunately, I think she has a new boyfriend as we have seen her hanging around this guy. She will be pissing more at his house now, sigh!

Recently my fiancé's sister went out bar hopping with a friend and ended up crashing at my house as the friend was too drunk to drive. They were celebrating the friends' 21st birthday as she was legally able to drink. Girl is a real trashy sleezy type but sexy at the same time. I heard her piss three times during her overnight stay. She has wavy very long blonde hair, extensive makeup with red nails, lipstick and tons of eye shadow. She is 5.10.130 and was wearing black fishnet stocking, black leather mini skirt and blazer, white tight sleeveless leotard top, 4 inch heels, 3 bracelets, lo

Go to a medical device store or Google urine measurement devices for toilets. Call a local durable medical equipment supplier in your locale if needed. These places sell stuff like wheelchairs, canes, catheter supplies and urine measurement devices. I was unable to get a photo uploaded to this site.

Correction to above post: Fiancé had the smallest bladder. Horney Old Owl

All, I have written several posts on my fiancé, her sister and their mother in recent history. One reader suggested that I purchase a urine measuring device since my girls are mega pissers. I finally did buy three of them, one for each toilet. Placed them over the bowls and said my urologist wants me to track MY output which was a total lie. The girls did not question it as I told them just to piss in the container, throw tp in the trash can and I will dump the container after they are done. I left them installed for two days so I could get multiple measurements for each except I only got

Fiancé mom came over for some 'help' last Friday with her project management diagramming as she knows this is my Forte in the IT consulting world. I think she just wanted to 'hit' on me because she asked if my fiancé or her daughter was expected home for several hours. I knew she was tied up with visitors from out of the country with dinner plans going late into the evening with them. We had several hours alone plus tye fiance has no idea that I am into her mom's hot pees. Fiancé mom cones over in short black skirt at around 2pm, silky sleeveless red low cut blouse with tight fitting lacy