MyPee

I got a new SheWee, and at last I can pee standing up, fully clothed, with no leaks. (Apologies to those who prefer leaks and wet clothes!) Any other ladies here use one? I tried a cheap, soft version made of silicone, and I couldn’t use it clothed, or without it slipping or leaking. (Ok, fun, and funny, but not what I want!). This SheWee is solid, with an attachable, slightly flexible tube, which makes using it fully clothed really easy. The business end fits neatly inside the outer lips, over the peehole, and catches everything. No wiping needed. Such a freedom! No more penis envy for

Yes, it was very thorough. I had to slide the finger around, and even add a few more fingers, and I found that the damage was within tolerable limits. So I fixed that! I worked on the area until I spurted all over my hand, and followed that with the rest of the pee, to ensure the damage was satisfactory.

Mmmm... I like it! Now you’ve made me hot and horny, and I wet myself a bit! Feels nice! I’ll just slide a finger down there to assess the damage..... ooooh.....

Today I held on to my pee all day. I decided to let it go in my jeans, and I made a video. (sorry the quality isn’t great) I was somewhat unprepared. I was left standing in a pool of pee, and then I left wet pee footprints when I went to get cloths to clean up. The more I tried to clean, the more pee footprints I was making! So the clean up took more effort than I expected! 🙄 https://www.erome.com/i/6QJU4uac Photo from the video, and a couple standing in the pee afterwards.

Had I continued the list, I may well have done that! There are some places that such things are not advised! 😏

I like any pissing. But maybe these are favourites: I like to see a closeup of a dick pissing, side on, or slightly facing viewer. I like seeing the man hold his dick while he pees, and gently caress it, like it’s a lover. I like seeing the stream of piss hitting a wall or fence or other object, and flowing down to make a puddle. I like seeing the stream aimed straight to the floor, making a puddle. I like seeing a man piss in places he shouldn’t, like on the carpet, furniture, clothes, pot plants, outdoors, in public. I like to see a man walking along, just pull out his dick, l

interesting questions. 1. A sort of tingle in my groin, and internally, I guess where the bladder is. 2. The tingle gets strong, and within the groin area there’s an ache, and an almost burning sort of agony, in, on, and around the peehole. 3. Keeping still. Sitting down (but standing up again is risky!). Tightening and squeezing groin muscles. Pressing on the pee area with a hand.

Good work!

I have a sort of reverse sighting: when I was younger, I was at a football match, and far away from the ladies toilet when I needed a piss. There was an old brick men's toilet near me. Inside was just one long urinal: it was stainless steel, wall to wall, 4 foot high and all the way to a drain on the floor. I had used it before; I rarely saw men going into it. So I went to use it again. I checked that there was no-one in there, and went in. I took off my knickers, pulled up my skirt and squatted over the urinal drain. Just as I started to pee, a man came in. He saw me and paused with a brief l

I agree; pull-ups are great! You can be working, or shopping, or at a cafe, and just enjoy a pee whenever, and no-one knows!

That’s a nice puddle! Well done!

Thankyou all so much for your lovely comments. Here is a bonus short video of peeing my pants on the bed. https://www.erome.com/a/DE1qeT4R

The result

Well, after my first pics were so well received, I was encouraged to take some more. Today I bought a waterproof sheet for my bed, and christened it. I stuffed up the video, but I did get some pictures off the video.

Haha!🤣 That did make me chuckle.

Hmmm. Well I did mostly office cleaning at printers, manufacturers, package delivery companies, places like that. Maybe more men than women at those places, so the men's toilets got more use. I guess that’s true about the aim. I hadn’t really thought of that. My brothers were terrible at it. I thought they peed on the seat deliberately! My Mum made them use the outside toilet because she was sick of finding the wet seat in our bathroom. oh well, maybe I won’t feel so bad if I try to pee standing up, and miss! 🤣

I had a cleaning business for several years. Men’s toilets always stank so much worse than the ladies. They were putrid! They took a lot of cleaning. I thought men had terrible aim, but after reading posts in here, I realise that aim is deliberate! I don’t know that I’d want to use toilets like that. So I’d rather keep them separate and keep using the ladies. Tell you what, though, if I ever start pissing all over public bathrooms, I’ve already done my penance!!!

Personally I think it’s in the control. I tend to be lazy and let it come out at its own pace. But if I’m in a hurry I can push it out in a short, fast and heavy spurt. Or I can hold it back and let it out real slow, which is very stimulating, and leads me to masturbation and intense orgasm.

I think that would apply to some of my fantasies. In the past I have tried putting real people into my fantasies, and it just doesn’t work. I prefer my faceless, nameless fantasy people, and my own fantasy worlds. I think it’s because I have full control over everyone and everything in my fantasies. Adding reality puts it out of my control and adds things I don’t want, because real people have their own desires and dislikes which don’t necessarily align with mine, and I can’t really think of real people in any other way than themselves.

This is the first time I took photos, and first time I have shared. I was having trouble holding all the pee in. Wearing black, it doesn’t show. So I give you a little peek underneath. I wet the rug I’m sitting on. 😁

Oh, I don’t know about that: I think I did more that was inappropriate than he did! There have probably been many incidents in my youth that some might think of as a metoo thing now, but I was never upset by anything. In fact I liked the attention: the pat or pinch of the bottom, the wolf whistles, the suggestive comments. It was nice. There was never anything that I didn’t like. So for me, I don’t think any of those incidents would be a metoo thing. Not for me.

Thankyou for that @Theo. Well it’s not peeing, but it was pretty hot: One of my inappropriate accidents was at a music camp when I was 17. One of the Directors was a musically well known and respected gentleman in his 60s. We were walking outside between venues, and he said in his very posh English voice, “I should very much like to kiss you.” I said ok, and turned to him. He leaned in to give me what I thought would be a gentle fatherly kiss, but which was a very passionate French kiss. I just automatically responded: I grabbed his crotch and started rubbing and massaging while I kissed hi

You’re welcome. 😉 At the time there was just embarrassment. But later there was the relief of getting away with it, and exhilaration from the memory of it.

The first naughty desperation piss that comes to mind, is one that happened in primary school. I was being interviewed by a couple of older girls. I was desperate for the toilet, holding myself and hopping from foot to foot. They were giggling at my desperation and deliberately dragged out the interview. I couldn’t hold it any longer, and I wet my pants and made a large puddle on the classroom floor. A teacher came in at that moment, saw what had happened, and made the girls clean up my mess. My naughtiest desperation piss as an adult would have been at a lecture at University. It was a l

Who else had to write an essay with this title at school? Here’s one of my holiday activities that I would never have written about at school. There was a boy (let’s call him Jake - not his real name) who lived nearby who would sometimes meet up with me for the sort of play that my parents must never find out. One day we decided to visit a mutual friend who had promised to show us something amazing (he didn’t say what it was), but there was no-one home when we got there. We decided to break in and see if we could find the amazing thing. I went down the side of the house and found an open