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I often think back about when my interest in pee began. I vividly remember a dream I had when I was a kid. Our toilet was in its own small room, as many Aussies houses have. I had a cock, so I pointed it at the toilet, then up at the lid, then to the side so it ran down the wall, then onto the tiled floor. Then up to beat against the small sliding window, then even up to the ceiling! I thought it was the most wonderful thing I had ever experienced, and I particularly loved the fact I could aim it from left to right as quick or slow as I wanted, and I loved as it hit the wall and ran down. Have

And this is my pee puddle from under the back verandah (kitchen not private enough today)…It evaporated but left a faint salt trail on the ground. Best thing about Summertime though…Now that I have taken care of my bladder, who’s up for some sushi tasting? Use fingers instead of chopsticks, I don’t care.

So, to test consistency, and just for fun I put some of the tuna mixture on my boob. Want to help me out with a taste test? Enough Greek Yoghurt in it?

Welcome to Midori’s Kitchen. ☕️🍪 1. What did you cook today? Sushi Rolls 2. Can we have the recipe? https://www.themanshake.com.au/blog/recipes/dinners-and-sides/sushi-rolls/ 3. Does this meal have special meaning for you? I love the fresh nature of Japanese food. I thought it would be interesting to make sushi rolls that have no sticky rice and see if they stay together or fall apart. 4. Did you pee while you cooked and if so, how and where? Will answer separately due to pic limitations. 5. Pics? See below. Messy first attempt but tasted alright. Think I will stick t

Ooooh sounds magic.💚 Yes, I have had such realistic dreams about other members. Just wonderful. I tend to dream about older or dead celebrities such as John Lennon or Kurt Kobain.

Have you had any nice pee-related dreams lately? I dreamed I accidentally found pee porn when testing out a presentation on the big screen in a meeting room. In one, a lady in a long dress came into her front door, stood on the rug and just peed making a large puddle which she walked through and then sat on the couch to flick through pee porn on her huge TV. In another there was an apartment with a wall that had huge lips built into it (like on the Rolling Stones album). A group of women used them to climb through and muck around on. Some sat on the lips and peed. Some did a k

It would be amazing. They would have to pay the cleaners well! 💚 I would love to try it. But I would want it to be set up as authentic room to mess up.

Oh! Oh! And even a glimpse of your puddle at the end. A very sweet treat indeed. 💚 Looked fun and satisfying for you too. 🙂<Midori sighs with contentment>🙂

Midori can’t help having favourites. 💚

I am not Ruth, but thanks. 😉 PeeFans is very friendly. It’s mainly inbox storage restrictions that drive me nuts. 😆

“A beautiful mess”. 💚 Very imaginative and deliciously destructive.

1. The private chat: can it take you to the most recent page rather than page 1 all the time? 2. Private chat does fill up quick. Can we have an archive or quick download option to free up space? 3. Can you somehow make membership more anonymous? I would be happy to pay if I could tell my husband it is an online yoga membership or something? 4. Instead of anyone being able to message anyone, have a Friend Request option first? Then we can check out their bio. 5. Have a section in personal bio’s for links to stories the member has written so it’s all cent

Ok, trying to outdo Kupar in the fancy, healthy food stakes! 😆 Vegetarian Buddha Bowl 1. What did you cook today? Buddha Bowl (diet version) with spinach leaves, garlic and ginger sweet potato, Spanish onions, green beans, poached egg, fried halloumi cheese, seedless green grapes, cherry tomatoes and chia seeds on top. 2. Can we have the recipe? Yep… https://www.themanshake.com.au/blog/recipes/dinners-and-sides/vegetarian-buddah-bowl/ 3. Does this meal have special meaning for you? I like recipes that even a kid could make. I get nervous when it involves blende

Really lovely. 💚 The sound is one of the best things about pee.

Love your taste. 💚

So I normally wear skin-coloured or black or maybe green bras. For a change I bought a Barbie-pink bra. 💗 What do you think? Or is it better to leave it off? 😉💚

Mmmmmm, ooooooh smoked paprika makes everything taste next level, doesn’t it?😋 Very healthy and looks delicious. Ah well, maybe some nonchalant kitchen peeing next time? 💦 Gorgeous food, just like you. Thanks for bringing us into Kupar’s Kitchen. 💚

I am so happy I am crying. 🥹 K is so lucky to be able to do this. And you are obviously lucky to have such a wonderful wife. Such a loving and romantic thing to do. Utterly beautiful. As a couple you are so adorable. 💚 Thank you. I am off to find some tissues…

Magnificent. I love everything about it: *the hands-free fully-clothed peeing *your beautiful hard cock *the lovely lighting and sparkle *the mid-air stream *your breathing *shoving it back in your jeans! I could watch this one over and over. Absolute magic, as always. 💚 You’re a work of art. 😘 The creator was showing off when they made you.

I love the video…I expanded it on my phone to get a close-up of the knickers and puddle! So hot that she was trying to make the biggest puddle possible for you and I can see she was careful about not wetting her socks! Warm feet are the key to a woman’s happiness!! Thank you both. Very lovely, sexy, romantic as always. 💚 Looking forward to seeing the holding picture too!

Those are all my favourite flavours and spices! Sounds absolutely delicious! You are making me hungry and I am not allowed to eat this late at night!

Wow that was a hot story. 🔥 Thank you so much for sharing and it was a lovely description! You’re welcome in the PeeFans Kitchen anytime. 😘

Yes they are yum! Enjoy the pub meal! 🍻

Creative!! I vividly remember being desperate for a pee in a plane descending into Melbourne Airport. I willed the plane to land faster so I didn’t wet the seat! As soon as the seatbelts sign came off I dashed to the plane’s loo. Then I couldn’t find my boyfriend who had got off the plane real quick!!

Seeing as we are always talking about food in the Live Chat, I thought it might be fun to start a cooking thread! So…. 1. What did you cook today? 2. Can we have the recipe? 3. Does this meal have special meaning for you? 4. Did you pee while you cooked and if so, how and where? 5. Pics? Me?: 1. Teriyaki Tuna patties with fresh garden parsely and lemon herb panko breadcrumbs. 2. Sure! https://www.theladyshake.com.au/blog/recipes/dinners-and-sides/tuna-patties/ 3. I am on a diet. These are recommended. I want to lose 10kgs to fit in the Economy