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Ms. Tito

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  1. My best friend (the one I made the joke about if no one wore pants to) heart reacts all of my piss-related comments and memes whenever I text him.
  2. Side note, pretty much all of my irl friends are gay/trans/queer in some form, so gender isn't too huge a factor. However I make lots of piss jokes with the. I should probably tone it down lest they sus me out.
  3. One of those stainless steel troughs in the bathroom. Like, not wall-and-drain, but more like this.
  4. I just went to a queer bar in Berlin and used a small trough urinal
  5. Trust me, if the city wasn't absolutely crawling with people, and by extension the Fuzz, I would have just went behind a dumpster.
  6. I had to walk all the way to another subway station that had a bathroom.
  7. I genuinely considered that option when I was stuck on the tram that one time when a train ahead of us broke down and we were stuck there for nearly an hour before they finally told us to get off and shut down the entire line.
  8. Or just... make all bathrooms gender-neutral with wall-to-floor stalls. Not that American crap, I'm talking straight up Euro-style bathrooms with doors that close all the way.
  9. Psh, you could totally do it too. Practice make perfect.
  10. Do you have to actually be a Harvard student to do this? Asking for a friend, of course.
  11. I feel so bad for getting turned on when my friends talk about peeing.
  12. Wait, is it just beer that makes you piss more or is it alcohol in general? Because every alcoholic drink goes right through me.
  13. I just went to see P!nk last night and the women's bathroom lines were insane. I just went into the men's room and as I looked towards the entrance after I used the urinal an army of women just materialized out of thin air.
  14. I used a trough urinal in a gender neutral bathroom at a gay bar
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