PissingBlonde

This one's for you Dunedin Public Hospital - please hurry up! Love from all of us on the waiting list. xXx

May be wishful thinking but three quarters of the way in looks like some face pissing? Black and white makes it hard to tell... I like to think so.

Next time would you please piss in the grain bin so I can taste it when I eat my toast? Thanks in advance 🙂

Yes, I'm quite fond of it. As they're German when watching it I wonder, "Shouldn't they be like peeing on each other?" - although this is a question I ask myself quite a lot just in my day to day life anyway...

I'll be honest, these are mostly cos I love perving at beautiful boys 😋 🖤 💦 but also the subject matter is kind of relevant...

Pissing on a wall... get it where you can.

See your point - I don't know what that is either! But like most things I bet it's improved by having a girl peeing next to it.

Yay for peeing behind things and having exciting things etched into your brain! 😛 I'm intrigued about this 'indescribable thing'... could you give us any clues - shape, size, structure? animal, mineral, vegetable?

@speedy3471 To be sure; if there was ever a time the world needed boobs it is now... free the boobs!

@oliver2 Such is an occupational hazard of writing filth - if you do it too well, you inevitably get sidetracked 😕

@mjp83 Totally agree; tits are the solution to so many of life's problems.

@steve25805 I'm happy you like them 🙂 In fact, you are partially responsible for me putting these up - when I first discovered this amazing site a few months ago, it seemed like an ideal place to share some of my experiences and fantasies. But as I started to read even a fraction of the writing from over the years I realised, "It's too late - Steve and the other great writers have already written ALL the stories." So I wondered what to do, what to do? And I decided TITS!!!

Don't worry - I gave my son a microscope for his birthday and he assures me that a cure is imminent ...but he is seven so maybe we shouldn't get our hopes up.

@Metalcrue Ironically when I tried to embed it just showed up as unlinked code (and now spellcheck is trying to tell me 'unlinked' isn't a word!) That's why the first one is edited... so I copy pasted the URL.

A few songs about death to goth out to for the plague 🖤