Cuckoo42

OK ive found it, let me know an email address and i will send it over..

On 8/31/2019 at 6:04 AM, expererg said:

Video got deleted, maybe someone saved it and can upload it somewhere ?

pretty sure i saved it because of *thaty* blowjob, but cant remember the filemname let me look it up later and i can post it via wetransfer to you

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Celebrities are very busy. Busy to levels that 99% of what they write on social medias is instead written by ghostwriters, who also post pics shot weeks before and held in store pretending they are just took

I do not think celebrities could be here, as they really never spend much time online, their life is obscenely complicated

But it's not impossible and it would be sexy!!!

 

@Sophieyou would not be sexier by being anybody else than you… you are the one and only celebrity of our hearts!!!

 

@speedy3471 ok Lewis, no problem, we will keep your secret, don't worry

@Peefreak99 a piss nuke is a great idea… we need to make ballons filled with piss and then throw them onto people HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

when i was 13 at school a friend and i pissed into the water tanks of a couple of super soakers and sprayed it everywhere...

i would think that if someone in hollywood had a pee fetish they wouldnt be on the net looking for it, they'd just go and get a hooker or an escort or something. they'd find someone they know or had been with before, who may also be into it, but it would be with an explicit agreement that it never got out to the press. There has to be a whole discreet service for that kind of thing. It;s L.A after all !! And lets face it with types like woody allen about the place and the pedo rings in hollywood circles, there are plenty of people into kinky shit over there..

why dont you put the 100 grand to good use and build your own public toilets with shower facilities in popular tourist places around the world.. with some extra functions, like hidden cams, 2 way mirrors, hidden microphones etc. you can sit and watch it all live from the comfort of your desk. Helps everybody, and satisfies your requirement

This challenge is to post 4 pictures of people (guys or girls), they can be random pics off the net, celebs etc. The challenge is finding 4 people that you find so sexy in the picture that were you to ever meet them, you would ask them to marry you as soon as you saw them(and raise a family with them). it is assumed the person has no strings attached, inexperienced and would say yes immediately,and you would live a beautiful life together. So yes ladies you can post pictures of brad pitt etc etc.

The only stipulation is 4 people only -One blonde, one brunette, one black hair, one redhead.

Its not as easy as you might think.

1. In the shower, simply because it was nearer than the toilet

2. in the middle of a dark unlit main road at midnight.

3. in my kitchen bin while i was having my bathroom refitted.

4. at work on the floor behind some shelving units - done repeatedly.

5. Out of my bathroom window, when it was windy and lashing it down with rain outside, so no one could tell i was peeing

On 8/21/2019 at 10:35 PM, spywareonya said:

I think this is the first time I disagree with you but in the USA cops are said to be real fascists when it come to public indecency, our lady's fears are more than justified, and I consider all the people who told her not to worry as love-filled pals, with marvellous hearts, yet unconscious of how evil the world can be against us free creatures

yes, the US laws still have a large Puritanical bent. Yet the USA has the largest contribution of porn on the net..funny that

6 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

You've excelled yourself there @Cuckoo42 - love them!

thank you 👍

don't tell her its in her hair 😂

** My personal opinion** please dont be offended by my thoughts and reasons

I think the phrase you are looking for is "suspension of disbelief". 

Personally, i wasnt a fan of Connery, i thought he was too relaxed in most scenarios, and very much the womaniser. i much preferred Roger Moore, because he got the cars and gadgets, some of the best women, and all the best tongue in cheek lines. His era of films were treated as semi comedic while having a more serious plot. Yes there were a few anomalies MOONRAKER was probably the biggest one, but he got Lois Chiles at the end "i think he's attempting re-entry Sir" 😁

Lazenby was OK, but we only saw him in one film, he was just dressed wrong, he was too foppish in his kilt and ruffs.

Dalton was very good, brought a harder edge to the character, and also got hot women (the blonde in Living Daylights). The Licence to Kill film was all about him going "off the reservation" and avenging 

Brosnan was excellent, witty but good action scenes, and fitted the playboy image well. Good acting too.

Daniel Craig good also, but the plots got ever more serious, Casino Royale was ok, and QoS was shit, Skyfall was good (M gets killed, so sad) Spectre was better because it reintroduced the original Bond enemy again, Blofeld and SMERSH. (smiert Spionam), Javier Bardem was a shit bad guy though.

I find the real let down comes from several angles (these are just a few exmaples) - bad villains -Drax ("Place Mr Bond where he can be assured of warmth" ie right underneath the Shuttle Orbiter engines ho ho), Jaws was just utterly pointless, Wint and Kidd (Shit) the list goes on. Then there's the support characters -Gen Brad Whittaker the nutcase army dude who had a whole load of battle recreations, and a whole load of weaponry in drawers just underneath.  The American geezer in Goldeneye who gives him the BMW Z3 (same actor different character). the JW Pepper comedy routine was totally ridiculous and unnecessary. The weird assassin guy in Tomorrow Never Dies ("I could shoot you from Stuttgart and still make it look like an accident"). The Russian geezer played by Robbie Coltrane ("Surely you realise the skill was not hitting you in the knee but missing the rest of you")

 Then there's the ridiculous transport aspects - Max Zorin's airship, the Moonraker shuttles and space station amongst others. Ridiculous car chases my bugbear one being the shot of the AM in QoS flipping over on the road - Said road is a private piece of track used for testing vehicle handling based somewhere in the UK. I am fairly sure many people recognised it for what it was and shouted Mouldy Swizz, i know i did. They could have at least done it on a closed bit of road instead of on a well recognised stretch of test track.

Have to say i thought some of the technology just went too flipping far. The best bits of tech i thought bond had - laser watch, invisible Aston Martin with ice spike tyres, and the BMW 540 with roof missiles and remote control. At least in the Craig-era films they've kept most of the tech in Q's department, Bond just gets his wits and his PPK or whatever he's using.

I could go on and on..but i haven't got my 007 encyclopedia to hand.

I agree with your sentiment that one should read the books if you havent already. They offer a much different version of Bond, there's no technology other than the supercharger button on his Bentley, let your imagination see Bond a different way, well worth reading. I used to have most of them, but they were old ragtag copies from charity shops and they all fell apart.

On 8/28/2019 at 3:58 PM, Peelease said:

I decided to pee in the kitchen sink and couldn't help but fill a couple of things belonging to my housemates

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d65e5f549772

that was impressive volume, you must have been bursting

This guy Hotelpiss has got several naughty hotel carpet piss vids on Xtube

https://www.xtube.com/profile/hotelpiss-44735091

Go onto Xtube and search for "hotel piss" 

LOADS of stuff comes up

have you seen the bob tucker vids? He does a fair few piddles in hotels