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  1. Also, if you have to attend the hospital ultrasound department, men or women, and you need a scan on your bladder, they ask you to use the toilet. Which is a unisex one, because it's a couple of cubicles. So you can be in there, and a woman comes in and goes into the cubicle next door..

     and hissssssssssssssssssssss...

    bit awkward getting a boner in the hospital..

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  2. 9 hours ago, Jesper said:

    Certainly let ladies piss on my carpet. I don't have carpets though, but I would let them if I had carpets. Then people talk about "cleaning the carpets afterwards" or "buying new carpets" - wuuooot? Why do anything - just be happy that some naughty stuff took place. The piss stains are now holy spots; each should be marked with a pic of the lady who made it. 

    Besides, if anyone asks, just say the neighbour came round with their dog, it ran in and pissed on the carpet

  3. I used to be able to not use the loo for the best part of a long haul flight 10 hrs+, despite drinking fruit jiuce and fizzy drinks on the flight. I'd get to the other end and it would be a fast walk to the nearest loo.But having had a slipped disc and nerve damage to my lower abdomen, i cant hold for barely even a minute now, it just comes out. Ive lost all muscle control, its really embarrassing at times. When i have to go, i HAVE TO GO, and i have to drop everything and go

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  4. For those of you in the UK that might like to learn a bit more about farming and farm equipment, there is a YouTube channel called Harrys Farm, that i am subscribed to.

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFNRLTPU9263dTOYgrVcnHw

    He is a down to earth guy, runs a farm in the north of England/Yorkshire area i think.. He has a few videos where he takes you around his tractor and some of his farm equipment.

    Well worth a watch. He has many videos about the farm, about crops, the effect of the storms in the early part of 2020 etc. very interesting, and he puts out a new video about once every week/10 days.

     

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  5. On 2/28/2018 at 11:30 PM, Admin said:

    You're hard and need to pee - what do you do?

     

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    Do you have your own tactic, or is this a situation where it's best to skip using the toilet completely? ;) 

     

    I would pee in the shower, up the wall, then rinse the wall down with the shower head.

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