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On 6/11/2016 at 7:43 AM, F.W said:

Which is your favourite kind of slit?

Mine is 2nd row from bottom,2nd in from left.Then the next 2 along.

2nd from bottom, 3rd from left. I love a nice cameltoe, so sexy. Like unwrapping a present.

damn thats impressive!

I used to be able to piss the length of a bathtub, when i had a hard on.

5 hours ago, Pissdrinker said:

In my 20s I had a red-headed girlfriend. Lovely person but I messed the relationship up. Anyway, I had to bite my tongue when we first bonked and I realized that it’s not just the hair on the head that is red! This pre-WWW of course

This is not my ex, for display purposes only!!

its something even sexier when the collars match the cuffs

So many striking beautiful women, thank you for posting these Riley

They can look so innocent, yet i seem to have read somewhere that redheads are the most fun people, they're up for almost anything

You have a lovely figure 👍

Wow 2 stunning beautiful women. 

Quite agree, i have no tattoos myself, and i never will. i cant stand people who are covered head to toe in tats, even all over their head.

Even worse when its mixed with body piercings and those in-ear stretching plastic earrings. 

Don't get me started on the ones who put subdermal implants in to give themselves ridges and lumps. Eurgh. All in the name of "personal identity"....sure if you're personal identity is a complete freak.

hardly space saving, folded is only about 10  inches less than when its unfolded. Pointless to my mind. 

1 hour ago, Brutus said:

Thanks again to all who have spoken. I didn't expect this many replies and really do appreciate it.

@spywareonya, thank you for sharing such personal details about your unpleasant childhood. And as a side note, I don't expect to change your mind about university regrets but I can tell you from personal experience it's mostly full of morons. Many of my professors were dumb ideologues, and most of the classes were a painful waste of time, useless for my major. Add in mostly immature overgrown children, insane tuition costs that land you in a lifetime of debt, and then the true picture emerges. If I could rewind time and choose to avoid uni, I would.   

I would totally agree with you now, especially in the UK, a leftie ideology has saturated the education sector for years, and its filtered down to the students now and todays courses and attitudes perfectly reflect the damage its done. I now find myself wishing i had just gone straight from school into an apprenticeship and learnt a trade. I'd be much, much better off than i am today.

On 8/23/2019 at 5:37 PM, UnabashedUser said:

Regrets? I've had a few -- but then again, too few to mention. --Frank Sinatra

Advice: 

• Never play cards with a man named "Doc" 
• Never sit with your back to the door
• Never draw to an inside straight
• In a card game there's always a sucker. Try to determine who the sucker is before you sit down. If  you can't figure out who the sucker is, it's YOU.
• Don't touch hot peppers and then play with yourself.
• Never piss into the wind
• Choose the Air Force over all other branches
• Never argue with a cop.
• Don't answer questions without a lawyer.
• If you're on Facebook, get the hell off ASAP
• If you go armed, keep it hidden.  Don't flash it. 
• Never accept a "No" from a person who does not have the authority to say "Yes" . 
• Once a woman sees your cock, it's almost irresistible to her. Deploy it early during makeouts.
• Don't ask for anal unless you're willing to take something up the butt yourself.

Your list tells me a few things i didnt need to know, especially the reference to chillis, the lawyer, and anal.😁

32 minutes ago, Hidengo said:

Went jogging again this morning- well, yesterday morning, given that it's after midnight again (So much for making a routine out of it). Started the jog desperate and ran for a good ten monutes before I had to branch off. Webt down a less beaten path this time, but I passed exactly 0 people do I could have stopped on the main trail if I wanted to. Jogging while desperate must have upped my speed somewhat, because I was more than halfway to my destination!

I know that feeling, be desperate to pee while driving, watch yourself totally ignore every speed limit, and race to catch the green lights, you'll get to where you wanna go much quicker 😋 just hope the fuzz arent about.

Watch this vid

https://xhamster.com/videos/cool-vids-by-joynjoy-12261459

Skip to 40 mins for the best blowjob of all time, takes about 14 minutes, she builds him up, and up, and up, and up, his reactions are amazing. This girl knows how to get her man to cum.

Enjoy the rest of the vid too 🙂 

Not ashamed to say this made me cum without actually touching myself, i was that turned on.

On 8/7/2019 at 10:32 PM, UnabashedUser said:

I would have made a better effort at fucking Linda M. in high school. For months I pursued her, finally got a date. She was older, and more 'experienced', meaning she'd been with a lot of older guys and most of the football team. 

But she was gorgeous, sexy, and my frequent hardons all had her name on them.

One night she agreed to sit in my car after a dance and share some vino with me. She'd had considerable to drink (and probably smoke), and was very receptive to my fumbling and shortly we wound up in the back seat, her panties down on  her ankles, tits out which I gobbled with no abandon.

I had been hard for her for so long, and had wanked to her visions, so when she dove into my pants to liberate my cock, the hair trigger was tripped and in two strokes I came all over her dainty hand.  To which she said "Ewwww", angry, wiped up and stalked off.

If only I had jerked off a couple of times before going to that dance. But nooooooo.... 

its the "Ewwwww" that made me laugh. Dirty bitch must have swallowed pints of the stuff in her youth to judge from your description of her, yet spaff on her hand and she goes eww....

maybe if there's stinging nettles nearby they dont want to squat..😂😋

AS someone who has experience of wearing incontinence pads (owing to nerve injury in my lower back as a result of a slipped disc), i would suggest you wear a thick pad underneath tracksuit bottoms, or trackie shorts. They will help to disguise the shape of the pants, and if you wear black ones they will help to hide any leakage.

I have found that provided i put additional intensive moisturiser around the groin and inner thighs, the pads dont disintegrate too fast, and the chafing can be managed. I used to do a job walking around a very hot warehouse for 8 hours, and i used to find the pads would start to disintegrate after about 4 hrs. 

However, i do believe there are a style of incontinent pants that are more streamlined, look like spanx or something. You should have a lookee on specialist incontinence websites or Amazon, as it has a huge range.

About 5 or so years ago i was coming back to Devon from Cambridge, made it to the m25 and started feeling like i needed to pee. It was getting late so it was dark.

I hate service stations so i just pressed on. Got onto the A303 and was really really desperate by then, so i pulled into a layby, stripped off my trousers in the car and pissed all over myself, my torso and my face it was lovely. I was really turned on so i tossed myself off after and came all over myself.

Then dashed to the back of the car, got changed and carried on home, with the windows open to help the car air and dry out a bit.

I enjoyed that experience

i love these cloud/storm pics.

40 minutes ago, Pissdrinker said:

And there are loads of other lovelies  I could choose from other SF movies!

i dont recognise many of those. I know Milla Jovovich from 5th Element, but the rest?