You guys might laugh right now and it's okay, I'm a little tipsy and I have a story which happened yesterday:
When I was trimming the weeds outside, I came inside to take a piss and my husband had went in the toilet and forgotten to flushed, leaving a log or two . You see, I don't flush others people poop and I don't pee on others people poop. So I turned around and went to see him, while he was watching TV.
I told him about it and then asked him to lay down on the floor so that I can take a piss in his mouth. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and told him to clean up the mess an