Definitely the couch, bonus points if it’s leather. Coffee table where you can see through the bottom for obvious reasons and the bed. I literally pull back the covers and make sure to give them a good soaking.  I always tips and is very generous with both money/piss. Especially after not breaking the seal that particular night.

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I pissed over an ant hill before. Soaked it really good too practicing my aim. They definitely deserve it too, I shook the drops from my pussy before sliding my underwear back into place. A little piss/spit never hurt anyone. 

My mom. Squating over a toilet is very similar to popping a squat against a very woody bushy area and I was 4-5 years when I learned to piss outside. Done it a couple of times and nobody cared. The worst part is not having anything to wipe with. However.. I knew how to piss standing under around 10/11 and had pretty good aim.    Now I can barely piss in a cup for labs.. lol 

Man, I got lucky with some recent experiences. The first was a girl I knew since high school and the second was two friends from the east coast. I wanted to lead by giving you all some background on my desires. I really like when women have to pee out doors and are okay with you watching when theres no sex inherently involved. That’s my jam.  With that in mind, the first story is about Poppy, a friend I’ve had since high school. Poppy is from Seattle, she’s a larger girl, but an Athletic build. She generally keeps her hair long. Has freckles and huge tits. Her mom is a first generation immigrant from China and her dad is of European descent. She’s long been a friend and confident to me. She also loves to drink. Despite having known her for over a decade, I’ve never seen her pee. I drunkenly walked in on her in the toilet once but she’d already finished. We also briefly had a sexual relationship but that’s long past. Still she knows nothing about my interest. I was in need of some advice so I called her up and bought a bottle of liquor, we sat in the quiet East Washingtonian forest drinking and talking for ages. I had also brought a lot of water to help us sober up once we’d finished. I have an incredibly week bladder and was peeing quite often with the amount of water we were drinking. We were quite drunk and had gotten past advice I wanted and moved on to why our relationship didn’t work out, which was not a hurtful nor shameful topic but just one we could glean information about each other from, when Poppy said she had to pee. My heart skipped a beat a said “what luck, me too”. She walked about five feet and said “why don’t you go the other way” to which I said, “and miss out on the view, no thanks”. She shrugged, pulled down her pants and squatted. I pulled out my cock and started spraying a tree looking over at Poppy popping a squat, she was in a low squat, and with the grass in the way I couldn’t see much. Just the curve of her legs and huge ass. It was dark so I also could not see the stream but I could hear the gurgling hiss as her piss hit the soil. Had I not been drunk I’d find my excitement hard to contain. She finished, shook and pulled up her pants, fastening her belt. We went back to talking for another hour before heading home.    I will have to post the second one later. But man, it was much more eventful.    Cheers.