some old recollections

[lordofcoatham1 179]

Growing up we moved to a terraced house close by to the centre of town, my room overlooked the street with a row of houses to the left on the opposite side of the road, then a 60s built community centre and a pub on the crossroads, then I could just about see a row of shops off to the right. Up until then I had seen my contemporaries and even the odd bloke peeing outside on occasion, but had never seen a grown woman do so and assumed they just held on longer, I'd seen puddles on the pavement and assumed them to be men's.  One night I was up reading or something when I heard a group of people walking down the street, I heard two men in conversation pass by followed by whispered tones and the clicking of heals of two women which stopped underneath my window. It was then the silence was broken by one of the men calling back down the street "are you having a piss?" with the women replying "no" almost in unison, then the man shouted "do you want a hand?" and was told to "fuck off" followed by giggling then a hiss and the sound of her pee hitting the pavement.  I remember flying out of bed to look through the window, some of the houses on my side of the street had a small front garden with walls or a little fence, my neighbour to the left did and ours was just paved with no perimeter.  Below me with her back to the little wall was a dark haired woman in a blue dress which was bunched up around her waist and her white knickers around her knees peeing copiously onto the ground with her friend who was also a brunette but in a red dress, giggling about how it was streaming across the pavement.  By this time miss blue dress had finished and stood up and seemed to take forever to pull up her knickers leaving her bush exposed and swapped places with her friend who hoisted up her dress from below her knees carefully pulled down her tights and matching red knickers to her knees and proceeded to squat but with her bum closer to the ground, I remember seeing the stream and it splashing down between her feet as her friend walked down the street a bit to stop the guys getting closer, then her bobbing up and down a few times then stood up and leaning forward a bit wiggled her underwear back up, adjusted her dress and joined the rest of the group where I heard them laughing and the click of heals disappear into the distance leaving only a puddle with two streams heading towards the kerb.

[spywareonya 37,962]

@lordofcoatham1

These marvellous stories happens all around the world, and are gathered here

thank you for posting it

[lordofcoatham1 179]

6 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

@lordofcoatham1

These marvellous stories happens all around the world, and are gathered here

thank you for posting it

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it, I will try to post more up

[spywareonya 37,962]

Just now, lordofcoatham1 said:

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it, I will try to post more up

I Always read all new stuff posted on the forum, so I'm sure I'll not fail to find and enjoy it!

[lordofcoatham1 179]

A few weeks later I was up one night when I heard a group of women walking up the street, by then I would look out if the window in the hope I would see something, I watched as they walked up from the left, past the community centre and stood outside the pub, rattled the door, but it was closed for the night they then crossed the road towards the shop's when one of them stumbled and fell flat on her back as she got to the pavement, this set off a woman with dark curly hair, glasses and a dress of black and white hoops into hysterical laughter so much so that she pulled up her dress, down her knickers and proceeded to pee right there on the street corner a few feet away from her friend who was being helped up off the ground as at least two cars went by, one bleeping its horn to cheers from the group, then she finished and adjusted her dress and they staggered on into the night.

[lordofcoatham1 179]

After a while of it only being men peeing or near misses, I'd see puddles on the pavement or they had gone in a blindspot, on the left over the road the community centre had an open porch at the entrance about halfway along, basically the size of a room open on two sides as the rest of the frontage to the right was recessed back about 10 feet to allow cars to park outside off the road and a column holding up the open corner. If people went in the porch I couldn't see them, but often their streams a few minutes later. The other blindspot was an alley under the left hand side of the pub and lead to what I assume was stables at some time but was lockups and access to the rear gate of the community centre, from my window all I could see was about 8 to 10 feet into the alley on its right hand wall.  One night after many false alarms I heard the familiar click of heels and saw two women walking past the shop's on the right and over the road towards me, they were both blonde and the opposite outfits on, one had a silver skirt and green top, the other a silver top and green skirt , giggling and holding each other up they pointed towards the alley and a few feet from the entrance, green top hoisted her skirt then they both dived into the alley and luckily for me they both squatted next to each other facing me and to sighs of relief peed. Silver top was the first to finish, stood up and adjusted herself as she talked to green top who carried on for a time then stood up with her knickers round her knees and was pointing at them and laughing at which point she bent over and nearly falling a few times stepped out of them, pulled her skirt back down then the two of them left the alley and her knickers and wandered off down the street.

[Sophie 24,412]

Great recollections 🙂 Thank you for sharing 

[knarf11 74]

@lordofcoatham1Thank you for these great recollections.  Well told and great to read.  Any more would be great.

[lordofcoatham1 179]

One night I was woken up in the small hours of the morning by a couple arguing gradually getting louder as they got closer, I went to the window to look where the noise was coming from and saw them walking by the pub and stopped in the parking bay of the community centre to continue their slanging match, apparently he was "up to his old tricks again" and "eyeing every slag up in town" which he strongly denied.  They were maybe in their forties and smartly dressed, he was balding wearing a shirt and a disheveled looking tie, she was blonde, and in a white blouse and a black skirt to her knees. This went on for a few minutes and I would have gone back to bed but I noticed her crossing and squeezing her legs together and wanted to see what would happen. I didn't have to wait long for something, without pausing as they shouted the man turned around to face the road, unzipped himself and started peeing into the gutter, I was about to leave my spot by the window when I noticed the woman drop her handbag to the side of her, hitch up her skirt revealing stockings or hold ups and light coloured knickers which she pulled halfway down her thighs squatted down and forcefully peed on the pavement all whilst arguing at the top of their voices. He finished first, shook himself, but was shouting back at her over his shoulder and continued to keep his back turned until she finished, then once she was done she fished around in her handbag, wiped herself with a tissue that she dropped into her puddle and pulled her knickers back up he turned, stepped out of the way of her stream and they continued for another few minutes neither acknowledging that they had just peed  before they moved on down the street

[lordofcoatham1 179]

it's amazing what you see if you keep an eye out and they act out even stranger once they've had a drink inside them

[spywareonya 37,962]

@owlman76

Thank you for posting all of these

Marvellous read

[Alfresco 11,638]

Thank you @lordofcoatham1 and @owlman76  Some great accounts on this thread.

[spywareonya 37,962]

2 minutes ago, owlman76 said:

I remember years ago buying a car, it was an ex police car, totally unmarked, I think it had been used by a senior officer, because it had all the toys and gadgets whereas a normal police car just had the big engine but non of the goodies that normally came with it.

It had everything, but the best bit was the heated seats, it had a massive engine and would easily top 140mph, one day I was going out and driving past a bus stop I spotted my mates wife waiting for a bus, she was absolutely gorgeous, I'd never do anything with a friends wife, but if ever I was going to, then she'd be the one, small, blonde, great figure, and this day she was wearing the tightest jeans I'd ever seen.

It was raining, so as I was going past where she was going I offered her a lift, she got in the car, and, as usual the heated seats were on, we'd drove about 3 miles and I noticed her squirming slightly, this continued, and eventually I had to ask if she was ok, she looked at me, blushed, then replied, "not really, I think Ive wee'd myself". I was stunned, here was I with this gorgeous woman in my car, and she's telling me she's wet herself, wow! I asked how come she thought this and she replied, "well, my bum feels damp, but it's also warm, it's so embarrassing, I didn't even know I wanted a wee"

Suddenly I burst out laughing, it was raining, she'd got wet walking to the bus stop, got in the car and the heated seats were on, so naturally, her damp jeans began to warm up. She was ever so relieved when I explained it to her, I think she thought she'd reached an age where she'd begun to 'leak'. 

Two things I love in this story

Big powerful cars (I ADORE big powerful cars) and marvellous women pissing...

[spywareonya 37,962]

5 minutes ago, owlman76 said:

Horseriders are a source of some good sightings, I once saw a girl I knew at a drive thru, it was a weekend, she'd gone for a ride and decided to get some food, so she'd actually gone through the drive thru on her horse, she was wearing beige jodhpurs and they were soaked from the crotch right up to the waistband, all around the back and down both thighs, that certainly wasn't sweat! There was a really cute girl at the same stables, very pretty, but very shy, I always found her attractive in a kind of 'girl next door' sort of way. one day I was doing some work at the stables and she asked me to fix something, she'd been sat on a wall with some of the other girls, having a cold drink, when she came back I was still working and she started to clean out her stable, she had these pale blue jodhpurs on, and as she bent over I noticed a small brown spot, about an inch across, right between her butt cheeks. I don't know whether she'd just had a wet fart, or an accident, I know a lot of the girls avoided using the toilet there, because it was rather run down, this led to quite a few near misses, and no doubt, although I never saw one myself, a few accidents.

This story struck a chord in me

I have a little thing for this kind of scenario...

[spywareonya 37,962]

11 minutes ago, owlman76 said:

I have a big thing for it, a girl having an accident in jodhpurs, wow, instant hard on.

Not only, the stable-scenario too... I find that attire erotic, dunno why

[spywareonya 37,962]

@owlman76

[spywareonya 37,962]

Just now, owlman76 said:

WOW! I'd love to meet her on a dark night.

Ahahahaha!!!

I would rape her myself, but that whip she got... mmmh... maybe I'll think twice of it🤣

[steve25805 126,149]

Ok, well I have shared most of these before but the threads are long buried by now, and this looks like the ideal chance to share them again.

The most brazen sighting I can remember occurred in Union Street in Plymouth UK around about 1990. Back then, this area was still the hub of nightclub life, with loads of mostly younger, adult, late night drinkers wandering around in various degrees of drunkenness. 

Well on this particular occasion I was in the back of a taxi driving slowly along the still busy street, probably round about midnight. The pavements on either side had loads of young men and women, mostly under 30 I would say, wandering in various directions. Then I saw a smallish, dark haired young lady, openly squatting right there in the middle of the busy pavement and pissing there in full view. The guys she was with had walked on just a little way and were looking back at her. Other people were walking right past her. She didn't seem the least bit bothered by that fact, nor by all the cars driving slowly past. And she appeared to have a slight grin upon her face, like she was enjoying doing this. Total exhibitionist, lol. The taxi driver expressed his total disgust. I agreed with him just because it was easier, but I secretly found the whole scene sexy as fuck.

Another time I saw an overweight middle aged woman step outside of a pub, squat and piss right there on the pavement, before going back in.

On one occasion I was walking towards some steps in the Barbican area of Plymouth, and spotted this woman and two guys ahead of me near the top of the steps I was going to be walking down. And I just caught her pulling her jeans up to cover her ass, the crack of which I got a split second glimpse of. They wandered off laughing.  When I got there I saw a large puddle and spray pattern about two or three steps down, with pee pooling, and a small rivulet flowing over the front edge of one of the steps. Clearly I was just 20 or 30 seconds too late to have caught this lady pissing there, lol. This was in broad daylight too!

There was another occasion when I was walking through Victoria park in Plymouth, past one of the sets of steps leading up to North Road West. And as I looked up I noticed the vague image of a woman squatting with a guy standing nearby. Sadly in that light and from that distance I couldn't see much but am certain she was pissing there. That's because, upon seeing me looking in her direction she shouted "Pervert!" lol.

In the 80s I was a very young man, living in the Plympton area of Plymouth. It was out of school hours, so I was taking a short cut through the school grounds to the shops. As I walked across a concrete playground with an alcoved door leading to a school gym nearby, I encountered my sister with a friend, playing ball, and there were these three younger boys hanging around. I said hi and walked on past. And I distinctly heard and saw my sister say to her friend with a smirk as she indicated the alcoved entrance to the gym, "Those boys wanna watch us go toilet in there again!" The use of the word "again" clearly indicated that they'd peed in there in front of those boys before, lol.

There was one time when I was on the top floor of a double decker bus heading from Plympton into the City Centre back in the 80s. It stopped at the bus stop outside the Lord Louis pub, where a large group of at least 20 young adults, at least partly intoxicated, got on board and came upstairs, taking seats near the back behind me. They were heading into Union Street for the nightclubs obviously. They were, in their intoxication, very loud and raucous. I heard one girl say how she badly needed a piss and should have gone before she left the pub. After a short time I heard her say "I might have to go here", meaning right there on the bus! Several of the guys loudly encouraged her to do exactly that. And she did! There was a cacophony of male cheering, almost but not quite overwhelming the sound of female giggles and laughter. I didn't turn around to look through fear of antagonising a large bunch of drunk people, but I could hear everything. Clearly, some girl was pissing on the top floor of this double decker bus in front of all her companions, who in some way or other seemed to be enjoying the show.

Much more recently - about ten years ago I would guess - one day I was sitting near the back of a bus, with a girl behind me chatting to some guy. They were quite young, probably only about 18 or 19. And the girl was telling him about being drunk the night before and pissing on the floor of the bus. He must have realised she was speaking loudly enough to be heard because he shushed her at this point, so I heard no further details. But clearly, there are girls who when caught short - especially when alcohol is involved - will piss on the floor on busses. Definitely my kind of girls, lol.

Way back in 1983 when I was only 18, a friend and I were walking these two girls home from the Lyneham Inn near Plympton to their homes in the nearby village of Sparkwell. We kind of hoped to get lucky, which was not really fulfilled - lol - though I did get to have a good feel of the ass of one of them. Really sexy bum cheeks too, lol. 

Anyway, they both needed the loo, and one of them decided she couldn't wait. So she lowered her jeans and knickers and popped a squat right there in the middle of the quiet country road we were walking along. And started pissing right there, right in front of us, with a big grin on her face. It was awesome. Sadly, though, some spoilsport of a car decided to happen along at that moment so she quickly stopped and pulled her jeans up. And having emptied herself sufficiently to ease her discomfort, she sadly never resumed the show by finishing her piss in our presence.

That's it for now. If I remember more I might add them.

[spywareonya 37,962]

Wow!!!

A great story after another, but the girl on the sidewalk with people passing by is really absurd😍

[steve25805 126,149]

5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

 the girl on the sidewalk with people passing by is really absurd😍

Am certain alcohol was a factor. Still can't believe my luck at stumbling across something so brazen. A much cherished memory, lol

[spywareonya 37,962]

1 minute ago, steve25805 said:

Am certain alcohol was a factor. Still can't believe my luck at stumbling across something so brazen. A much cherished memory, lol

Alcohol makes girs do great things

I am so sad most of them wouldn't without it

But I am a slut till the roots of my heart!!!

[spywareonya 37,962]

1 hour ago, owlman76 said:

I remember my ex one night, we'd been out to a country pub where I'd been drinking for years, she was wearing her long boots as usual, and her brand new skin tight black catsuit, it looked really sexy, but there was one problem she hadn't considered, to use the toilet meant getting almost completely undressed. I was feeling a bit naughty that night, and after several drinks, I knew she'd need a wee, so I decided to wind her up, and told her it was rumoured that the landlord had hidden camera's in the ladies loos. She really fell for this one, and although I kept getting her drinks, she point blank refused to use the toilets, by the end of the night she was almost wetting herself. We came out of the pub, and as we were getting into the car, she told me she was going to wet herself very soon, I drove a short way down the road onto a small car park at the side of the road. She went to get out of the car, but once again I pointed out that she'd have to strip virtually naked to relieve herself.

By now she was going frantic and I knew what was coming next, "no, you are not going to piss in that new suit, it was too expensive" I told her, She suddenly remembered she'd left a pair of leggings in the back, grabbed them, removed her boots, took off the suit, pulled on the leggings and the boots and went to get out of the car, " I'm not going naked, I'll piss in these first" she said, stepping out of the car, she soon realised that the grass was full of nettles, so she stood at the side of the car park, topless, and began to piss, it poured out of her leggings, I heard a car approaching, and switched on my headlights, she could clearly be seen stood there topless, pissing in her pants, she hurriedly closed her legs, but couldn't stop pissing, when she got back to the car her leggings were soaking, and her boots were full of piss!

 

In the end it all went well, indeed... right?

[steve25805 126,149]

I was not present for the following but it is an amusing little tale I heard about from one of the participants, whose flat the events took place in.

He was holding some kind of party in his flat - which had no on site toilet, there instead being a communal one shared with other flats outside in the corridor and up some stairs.

It was decided all this was too much hassle, so it was agreed that the guys could piss in the bathroom sink whilst the girls could squat and pee in the shower cubicle.

Everyone was cool with that except for these two girls sitting on the sofa in front of a glass coffee table, who kept constantly going on about how disgusting this was. 

This started to get on people's nerves, so the guy whose flat it was and one of his mates decided it would be a laugh to REALLY give them something to moan about. 

So they both stood in front of the coffee table, got their dicks out, and started pissing right there all over the glass surface in front of these two girls. 

Everyone else thought this was really funny, I was told, especially because they reacted with disgust and got up and stormed out, laughter presumably echoing behind them.

I kind of appreciate the "fuck you" audacity of that. 

[Guest UnabashedUser]

On 6/21/2018 at 4:39 AM, owlman76 said:

Me too, I've even got the wife, who's never rode a horse in her life wearing it, sometimes we go to country shows and she'll wear her horsey stuff, you fit in better that way, there's a lot of snobbery with the country set, and since we live quite close to the posh people we like to go to the shows, I'm ok, because I used to work a lot on farms, so I can talk to them about things they understand, the wife just stands there looking sexy in her tight jodhpurs and long boots. lol

Went to many horse shows as wife's neice owned animals and showed them on weekends. Usually local affairs and county fairs. Women on horseback need to pee frequently due to the tightness of the apparel and the bouncing of the horse, and the up and down action of posting required when trotting or cantering.  A stroll through a stable can reveal women pissing in the corners of stalls as it's usually concealed to a degree and full of straw or mulch. Sometimes you'll see where some  has escaped during the exhibition as a girl hastily jumps off her mount tied up at the bathroom area and rushes inside.  Girls tend to hydrate more freqently due to the exertion and heat in the summer.  Most country girls have few problems finding a place to pee outside, between the high wheels of a big tractor is a good spot. I've witness them climb into the operators seat of ancient hay racks on display, or corn planter, harrows and let it go right through the perforated iron seats.  If you see a girl with her dress OVER the seat, that's an indicator.

Love the fairs in the summertime. Always a great show from year to year.

[spywareonya 37,962]

On ‎6‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 11:32 PM, steve25805 said:

I was not present for the following but it is an amusing little tale I heard about from one of the participants, whose flat the events took place in.

He was holding some kind of party in his flat - which had no on site toilet, there instead being a communal one shared with other flats outside in the corridor and up some stairs.

It was decided all this was too much hassle, so it was agreed that the guys could piss in the bathroom sink whilst the girls could squat and pee in the shower cubicle.

Everyone was cool with that except for these two girls sitting on the sofa in front of a glass coffee table, who kept constantly going on about how disgusting this was. 

This started to get on people's nerves, so the guy whose flat it was and one of his mates decided it would be a laugh to REALLY give them something to moan about. 

So they both stood in front of the coffee table, got their dicks out, and started pissing right there all over the glass surface in front of these two girls. 

Everyone else thought this was really funny, I was told, especially because they reacted with disgust and got up and stormed out, laughter presumably echoing behind them.

I kind of appreciate the "fuck you" audacity of that. 

MUAHAHAHAHAH good spectacle for the ladies