You're now a rich dictator...

[steve25805 126,023]

Great thing about this thread is that we all can have our own little imaginary dictatorship and set up whatever rules we want.

Anyone who doesn't like them, well they can have THEIR own little imaginary dictatorship where THEY decide what the rules are.

Great, aint it? 

[steve25805 126,023]

I am getting seriously into my role of dictator and using it to create a pee fetish paradise, lol

I would both sponsor private, and set up state-owned, subscription sites producing top quality peeing porn. Our specialities would be ladies peeing in naughty places, generally all over the place in indoor locations, and peeing in highly public places. But we'd also sponsor sites that compete with those Czech sites like Tainster to provide top quality watersports, golden showers, and fully clothed pissing porn. But ours would be English language. We'd also aim to produce high quality and genuine desperation porn for those into that, and top quality wetting for those into that.

I'd also establish a state-sponsored clips4sale and pics4sale type of operation, called Pee Clips and Pics 4 sale, where both amateurs and professionals could set up their own sites for free, selling their own pee pics and clips. Particularly attractive females - as vouched for by a majority of the active membership of Peefans.com - or chosen by me personally as dictator (lol) - will also be paid handsomely by the state for any pic or clip they produce as well as whatever they make from sales. Thus the sexiest and most gorgeous ladies would get the greatest monetary incentive to produce ever more good stuff. 

All this would be marketed worldwide, with non-censored payment processors and banks operated by my state for people to use worldwide, circumventing backdoor censorship. All foreign purchases would be subject to an additional sales tax to raise revenue, but my own citizens would not be charged this, so they'd have cheaper access. This also would provide another small incentive for pee freaks to relocate into my nation.

I would also organise the setting of pay per view TV porn channels specialising in peeing.

I would also establish a class of "Golden Elite" citizens. All those involved in the production of pee porn, whether peeing on camera or in live shows, or just organising it, writing pee fiction erotica, selling top quality amateur pee porn or just putting it out there for free, running pee forums, etc, will be eligible to become members of the Golden Elite. Who receives an invite to Golden Elite status will be determined  by myself and a board of naughty peeing enthusiasts drawn mostly from Peefans.com. The public will also be allowed to petition for their favourites to be included, or to suggest candidates to us.

All members of the Golden Elite will enjoy lifelong free access to all pay per view, clips and pics for sale, and subscription pee porn for as long as they reside in my nation. And will receive a lifelong state payment every month in recognition of their contributions. 

A potential problem could be more men than ladies wanting to emigrate into my nation, running the risk of too many guys and not enough girls. To counteract this, my state would pay in full all removal and travel expenses for ladies coming here, with guaranteed well paid employment waiting for them if they want that, and decent housing, plus a £6000 lump sum. This latter would be repayable if they left within five years, to discourage the abuse of this. As a token of their willingness to fully accept the ethos of the Pee State Republic, they would be expected to produce - within seven days - some pics of themselves pissing somewhere interesting. These would be available for public viewing for adults in libraries and online - and some might make it into my personal collection, lol. But identities could be hidden by blurs or pixels if requested. New immigrants would need to be acclimatised, after all, and not expected to dive in at the deep end all at once. Naturally, as dictator, I could order all blurring and pixelations to be removed from any pics added to my own personal stash, lol.

[steve25805 126,023]

Like this post if you think I am taking this whole thing too seriously, hahaha

[steve25805 126,023]

Judging by the excellent example this teacher is setting by pissing all over the classroom floor in front of her pupil......

.....I think I've just found my ideal Education Minister, lol

 

 

[Sophie 24,410]

On 05/08/2017 at 6:39 PM, steve25805 said:

Judging by the excellent example this teacher is setting by pissing all over the classroom floor in front of her pupil......

.....I think I've just found my ideal Education Minister, lol

 

 

Can't say I've done that!

[Brutus 2,206]

On 8/5/2017 at 1:15 PM, steve25805 said:

Like this post if you think I am taking this whole thing too seriously, hahaha

Lol, it's like the topic should've been called Steve's Pee Paradise. It really was a brilliant question from Admin, though. Encourages limitless answers. Still thinking of more things myself.

[F.W 5,734]

As part of being a dictator comes enormous military muscle.Whilst im in my cosy bunker,surrounded by sexy women,my huge armed forces,in conjunction with one of our allies,will begin an operation somewhere in the world,that will eventually reduce the price,and increase availability of oil.We are sick of paying through the nose so people can buy gold plated Lamborghinis etc.This will end soon!Mwah ha ha haha!(evil laugh!)

[F.W 5,734]

1 hour ago, Sophie said:

Can't say I've done that!

No,i cant recall any of my lady teachers either.Sure better than reading about Biology i guess!

[Sophie 24,410]

1 hour ago, fannywatcher said:

As part of being a dictator comes enormous military muscle.Whilst im in my cosy bunker,surrounded by sexy women,my huge armed forces,in conjunction with one of our allies,will begin an operation somewhere in the world,that will eventually reduce the price,and increase availability of oil.We are sick of paying through the nose so people can buy gold plated Lamborghinis etc.This will end soon!Mwah ha ha haha!(evil laugh!)

This topic is about peeing by the way...

[steve25805 126,023]

4 hours ago, Sophie said:

Can't say I've done that!

Wouldn't mind seeing you give it a go, lol.

Anyway, if you did that in a classroom in the UK, you'd make tabloid headlines, be utterly scandalised, attacked and condemned, sacked, and prosecuted. And laughed or sneered at behind your back and to your face by all and sundry.

But in my Pee State Republic, such behaviour would not only be legal, but fully acceptable, and indeed lauded, whilst criticising you for it would be against the law!

Would be legally questionable to make a sexualised display of peeing if the students were under 18, though. I would not want my state to foster the kind of slippery slopes that might make us a desirable destination for paedophiles.

Anyway, Sophie, we'd need a glamourous, sexy, yet respectable lady with a penchant for peeing to act as our Ambassador for Tourism, attracting ladies from all over the world to come to my little nation and have fun. Such necessary attributes make you the ideal candidate. £1 million salary, your own personal chauffeured limousine, personal jet, a guaranteed top paying job for your husband as a senior director of my "Golden Palace" hotel chain, immediate Elite Gold status for you both, and a lucrative bonus scheme related to how many ladies come visit the Pee State Republic.

Want the job?

Yes?

Pity this is all imaginary then, isn't it! Haha.

The only thing I am dictator over in real life is my council flat - and that's only because I am the only one living in it, lol. So I can't promise you a £1million salary, but you're welcome to come and pee on my carpet! lol

 

[steve25805 126,023]

4 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

As part of being a dictator comes enormous military muscle.

Well that depends.

If you're dictator of America, maybe.

If you're dictator of Luxembourg, not so much.

[F.W 5,734]

Just kidding a little.

[P_lovinguy 1,318]

On ‎7‎/‎22‎/‎2017 at 3:03 PM, Admin said:

Let's say you've just taken charge of a small country, and have the power to enact any laws of your choosing. You're also incredibly wealthy, and have decided to spend some of that money on your pee fetish. What would you do? 

First I'd encourage the necessity to have open pissing between gals & guys. Then I would implement unisex restrooms. 

[omoknight 12]

I would probably make it so public urination is not a crime. Also I would legalize prostitution as long as the workers are consenting adults and undergo monthly STD tests. I would make pot legal as well. I would probably try to use a relaxed version of the american legal system. Similar laws but not as restrictive. Also I would hire a live-in call girl to cater to my piss based needs. 

[Brutus 2,206]

Something else I would do is allow women to make purchases with their urine if they want to save money. There would be a pee payment container right next to the register at all places of business where goods are sold. Women can drop their pants, or lift their skirts, position themselves against the receptacle and let it rip. The value would be 10 dollars worth for every ounce of urine she produces. The value would increase by 10 percent for every 5 inches further away from the receptacle she stands without missing the target with her stream. It would also increase over time as she uses this method of "payment" over and over, creating the equivalent of a pee credit score that she can use to get lower interest rates and taxes. The urine collections would be sent daily to a filtration facility to be cleaned and turned into sterile gold water to be sold as a premium beverage. There would be advertisements for the "GOLDEN AQUEOUS" where a beautiful woman's legs and feet are shown only from the knee down as her piss fills the name brand bottle and you hear her moaning in relief. Then the scene cuts to her smiling face as she says to the camera, "Drink my piss, you know you want to." Lol.

Edited August 12, 2017 by Brutus

[F.W 5,734]

On this topic,in history,apparently Lavrenty Beria,Stalins head of the NKVD,the secret police,used to drive round Moscow occasionally,and attempt to entice girls into his car,if they refused he would often have them arrested,whereupon he would sexually assault them.Of course,being head of the secret police,did give him a degree of legal protection.Not really very nice...

[uniloo 98]

I would make it a rule that all toilets/bathrooms in public and semi-public (eg Workplaces, shops, colleges etc) places have to be gender neutral. But taking the Gender Neutrality even further than currently implemented and have urinal troughs at an appropriate height and extending sufficiently from the wall for females to squat over, which both sexes have to use to pee in and make it illegal to use the stall/cubicle just to pee. 

[F.W 5,734]

I would set up a TV channel,"PTV".Guess what it stands for?Girls would be invited to appear on live TV just to go pee.As with all my initiatives,totally voluntary,but with benefits offered.The girls would have the option of camera 1,which would be full body shot,see the face etc,this would be £100,or camera 2 in which only the lower half of the body is visible,for £50.The format would be a French style hole in the floor type toilet.Wiping would be part of the deal,no wipe-no payment.

The special "PTV" studio would be installed in town centres,and girls would apply for an electronic card to gain entry at any time.The card entitles them as many pees then as they feel like doing forever,up to 3 years.Then they have to re-apply.A good way for the more exhibitionist female to make fair bit of cash.PTV would be available by yearly subscription,£50 a year.Not bad £1 a week,and 2 free weeks,to view girls have a piss,or whatever they feel like doing at the time,no functions are barred.

[Sophie 24,410]

12 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

I would set up a TV channel,"PTV".Guess what it stands for?

Purple Tyrannosaurus Ventriloquists? No? Aww :(

[F.W 5,734]

I would set up something like the Japanese Burusera shops.These were where girls could sell their underwear.I think they eventually regulated this,and it became much less popular.I think they had to provide a picture,that went with the bag they were sealed in.These shops would be staffed by females,the girls would go in,and in order to receive £10 per item,she has to remove them there and then in the presence of the staff.Then a picture is taken,the undies are placed in a polythene bag,with her picture.Then put on sale.Perhaps by age group.They would cost £20.The minimum age would be 16,the age of consent.Bonus of £5 if the girl was tipsy at the time....more peeing of course.

I would want to make my society much less sexually repressive.I would want to remove the idea that if you want more than just "missionary position sex"you are some kind of pervert..If men(or women)want to sniff girls undies,then why not provide a possible service?Like peeing,if people like watching other people pee,then why not,provide an outlet?But for sex crimes,like rape and paedophilia,there would be very harsh penalties.

Likewise,i would licence prostitution,in that the girls must have weekly health checks,and pay a small sum per year for a licence to be a sex worker.But again,i would want to de-stigmatise any sexual desires.

Of course as Chancellor,i reserve the right to demand to look at any girls undies i see fit,in return for £50 on the spot payment,as i drove around  my country.I would summon girls into my plush car,and in private they would be offered the chance to earn £50,simply by raising their skirt.

[steve25805 126,023]

As dictator of the Pee State Republic, I interrupt all broadcasts with the following announcement. Effective from midnight onwards, all adults involved in the production of pee porn on a regular basis, including amateur material by genuine enthusiasts, will enjoy a 25% reduction in all income taxes. 

Ladies will also receive a £10 state payment for every pic of themselves peeing anywhere other than the toilet which they make publicly available. And a £100 state payment for every video of themselves doing so. 

I personally will use my vast wealth to set up my own tabloid newspaper - The Daily Slash - which will include it's own special Page 3 feature. But rather than simply a topless model as in The Sun,  the Daily Slash version will feature a naked model squatting, semi-squatting or standing - and peeing somewhere.

Imagery depicting actual peeing by adults would be fully legal without restrictions. I would want children to be raised to see people peeing everywhere for fun as normal and something to be freely enjoyed without guilt. But of course, imagery featuring actual golden showers and any form of physical sexual activity would still be banned for minors.

 

[F.W 5,734]

As ruler of the country i would reserve the right to order any girl of my fancy at any time,to show me her undies,or watch her pee.Sexual contact is not part of the deal,merely the voyeurism of the fuhrer,sorry i mean leader,ahem....However,to be fair,she is entitled to refuse under law,but then she misses out on the benefits she would receive by complying.Such as an on the spot payment of £1000,and free sanitary products for 20 years.BUT i WOULD be entitled to walk into the dressing rooms in clothes shops anytime,just to watch the girls trying on clothes,they are only in their undies.

So if the leader was visiting a shopping centre for instance and i saw a sexy shop assistant i might want to look at her undies,she would be invited to come into my armoured mobile home,and in private,lift her skirt,strip,or pee,thus earning £1000 etc.The minimum will be a lifting of the skirt,the girl can do as she feels best.No sexual behaviour is required.If the leader wishes to masturbate in her presence she will receive a £500 bonus.However the girl can refuse legally,but then she receives no benefits.(and if in a bad mood maybe her family will be executed! no,no,i will be a benevolent dictator)£1500 not bad for 5 minutes work ladies?Any girls in the area that actually VOLUNTEER their services to me will receive £2000!

 

I do wonder if this were true,how many girls would happily comply just showing a guy your knickers for £1000 whats up with that?Oooh id see a lot of knickers i bet!

[F.W 5,734]

On 8/13/2017 at 4:32 AM, Sophie said:

Purple Tyrannosaurus Ventriloquists? No? Aww :(

Maybe,Sophie!

[LPee23 35]

On 8/5/2017 at 4:32 AM, steve25805 said:

And her brief would be to encourage performance art stage performances like this.......

 

Wow, what performance was that from?

[Sophie 24,410]

3 hours ago, LPee23 said:

Wow, what performance was that from?

The Crying Body - Jan Fabre