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Im determined to get the world talking about masturbation..EVERYONE at least once in their life,male or female will have done it.Most people probably hundreds,thousands of times.On a site like this,i refuse to believe no-one has become aroused by the topics,or chats etc,and masturbated.Like a "quickie"with yourself i guess!

By " impromptu masturbation",i mean like when i saw the girl doing the interview,where she just pisses there and then.Well,my "little fella"became a big uncomfortable fella,pretty instantly,and,had to take care of business..Anyone else seen just something that just instantly aroused you,to the point where you had the opportunity to get it off?Boy or girl,come on ,be honest,there must have been occasions where you were horny and dealt with it there and then?Or is it just me?Am i the only wanker here?:11_blush:

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Yeah, fanny, I'm sure you're the only wanker here. :10_wink:

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Heh we're all jerkoffs on this bus [what a Jag-u-are] Seriously as one who's been playing Pocket Poll since before I was able to ejaculate, I'll admit to being familiar with Old Lady Thumb and her four daughters.

Not so much these days, but in high school there were two or three females that would cause the General to stand up and salute, and make me take a frenetic pause in the little boys room. One, named Linda, sat next to me in the back row of junior history and would use her rapidly tapping foot to cause vibes in her tightly held together thighs and thus get herself off in 7th period class almost every day. I would observer and if possible get a little head rub in through y right pocket.. I could clearly see her climax-- the semi-closed eyelids, the labored yet quiet breathing, the spasmodic rubbings as she came, and the sly winks she'd give me as she glanced down at my hardon.  I never came in class with her though, but minutes late in the boys room.

Years later at an airport, the lady behind the counter left me completely breathless.  A clerk for an airline, she was at that time the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, and remains in the top ten to this day.  Well dressed in her airline outfit she was not sexual in the revealing way, but well put-together.  Her eyes were pure violet colored, and clear, and her lips were the perfect definition of "blowjob lips",juicy and inviting.  I've never been smacked like she smacked me in her looks  I was instantly horny and acted like a bumbling fool just looking at her. Never before smitten like that. 

As for dual masturbations, the wife and I do it over the phone from time to time and watch each other on the sofa but that usually ends with screwing.

 

 

 

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Earlier today foolishly was on eroprofile,the thread "Chinese girls going to the toilet" caught my eye...5 mins later,having to go wash my hands as was so impromptu i hadnt even prepared and was without tissues.Stuff all over my fingers and in my pubes..yuk.But nice to watch some sexy chinese girls weeing down a little hole in the ground.Unfortunately,unlike those Japanese squat toilets,which have a little kind of shield for the girls to "aim" at,the more powerful Chinese pissers do tend to spray over the floor.Which made for quite erotic viewing,hence the impromptu tug!:11_blush:

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Well,ive been viewing porn etc for a while and pretty worked up,so time for a little "impromptu" action before a shower!Those Japanese girls sure do piss in a most horny manner!:toilet:

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Yesterday,one of our lovely ladies posted me a nice quite intimate picture.I cant show it,as you can see her face,but she knows who she is.Anyway,the desired effect took place!:11_blush:

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Was just foolishly browsing xvideos.Happened upon a vid where about 8 Japanese girls all just stood in a circle,dressed but no knickers.Of course the camera was lingering up the skirts...er,well,had to take care of business.They were all cute,and some were hairy and some were bald.No pissing,just upskirts.What can a man do?:11_blush:

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Something about the way those sexy Japanese girls go to piss.How they up their skirts and lower their knickers,im sure they know the camera is there sometimes.Jap girls ALWAYS wipe too...had a lovely spurt anyway.Arigato,girls!:11_blush:

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Wife had to leave early for work this morning. She had meetings today so she has to wear bussiness attire. Well i woke up at the perfect moment i turned and saw her shimming pantyhose up her thighs and she was wearing a nice black thong. Since i had morning wood it was an easy choice to start storking myself. She finally turned and saw me and just smiled and continued to put on her blouse. She left me with dick in hand for work. I finished up in my shorts since its laundry day. Good start to the day.

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4 hours ago, puddyls said:

i was doing laundry, and felt incredibly sexy wearing a wrap and thigh highs. anyways. while loading the wash i rubbed against the side of the machine and for some reason it gave me a tingle. i was horny and when i started it, i lifted one leg onto the drier so i could lean against the washer and press my muffin onto the corner. i ended up sitting on it and fingered myself til i came. 

Im a sucker for thigh highs! I might have to impromptu masterbate after reading this lol

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6 hours ago, puddyls said:

i was doing laundry, and felt incredibly sexy wearing a wrap and thigh highs. anyways. while loading the wash i rubbed against the side of the machine and for some reason it gave me a tingle. i was horny and when i started it, i lifted one leg onto the drier so i could lean against the washer and press my muffin onto the corner. i ended up sitting on it and fingered myself til i came. image.thumb.jpg.a130bc4baab1e99aafe604cf27e7350d.jpg image.thumb.jpg.dc7846c5016885c719a0d41203ffb9f9.jpgimage.thumb.jpg.2eb437d89fb2ac18b1c67a61afa8b2f4.jpg image.thumb.jpg.267cc7aa33cec22a25bd05b46fb76d1e.jpg

At least you enjoyed a nice tingle. :1_grinning: 

All I ever got from leaning on a washing machine was a nasty shock.

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So i got home from work and im sitting in my recliner. Decided to check my snapchat and had a few messages. Opened them up and one was a nice upskirt pick. She wasnt wearing panties but had some pantyhose on she was sitting in a chair. The second was a video and it was of her peeing sitting down on the toilet and legs wide open and she had a nice flow. After they were done i was super hard and horny and decided to play with myself made a mess on my recliner. Totally worth it!

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On 12/19/2017 at 7:19 AM, puddyls said:

i was doing laundry, and felt incredibly sexy wearing a wrap and thigh highs. anyways. while loading the wash i rubbed against the side of the machine and for some reason it gave me a tingle. i was horny and when i started it, i lifted one leg onto the drier so i could lean against the washer and press my muffin onto the corner. i ended up sitting on it and fingered myself til i came. image.thumb.jpg.a130bc4baab1e99aafe604cf27e7350d.jpg image.thumb.jpg.dc7846c5016885c719a0d41203ffb9f9.jpgimage.thumb.jpg.2eb437d89fb2ac18b1c67a61afa8b2f4.jpg image.thumb.jpg.267cc7aa33cec22a25bd05b46fb76d1e.jpg

This post is about to inspire an impromptu act for myself. Thank you for sharing! ☺️

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On ‎08‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 9:54 AM, fannywatcher said:

Im determined to get the world talking about masturbation..EVERYONE at least once in their life,male or female will have done it.Most people probably hundreds,thousands of times.On a site like this,i refuse to believe no-one has become aroused by the topics,or chats etc,and masturbated.Like a "quickie"with yourself i guess!

By " impromptu masturbation",i mean like when i saw the girl doing the interview,where she just pisses there and then.Well,my "little fella"became a big uncomfortable fella,pretty instantly,and,had to take care of business..Anyone else seen just something that just instantly aroused you,to the point where you had the opportunity to get it off?Boy or girl,come on ,be honest,there must have been occasions where you were horny and dealt with it there and then?Or is it just me?Am i the only wanker here?:11_blush:

HAHAHAHAHA This forum is full of posts from me about "impromptu masturbation":')

 

among its thread I continuously find videos, stories and images that coherce me to finger myself!!!

 

 

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Its when you arent feeling horny and you see something that just inflames you,to the point of no return.Like having a quickie with yourself...it sometimes happens with me on MFC.:11_blush:

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13 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

Its when you arent feeling horny and you see something that just inflames you,to the point of no return.Like having a quickie with yourself...it sometimes happens with me on MFC.:11_blush:

Exactly the same, Fanny. Rememebr my past posts about it?:')

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Guys watch this and i defy you to not get hard at least....

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12 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

 

Guys watch this and i defy you to not get hard at least....

"hard" for guys or "wet" for girls:')

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