Impromptu masturbation.

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Did you squirt or pee on anything in the process?

[Sophie 24,410]

15 minutes ago, this is interesting said:

Did you squirt or pee on anything in the process?

No.

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Okay cool

[swekiss 1,068]

Hubby is on pain meds that kills his urge right now. I'm in bed reading on here while he is sat on the edge of the other side of the bed with his back facing me looking for something on google. I just pulled off having a conversation about it AND a completely discreet orgasm without him noticing. Kinda proud 😅 But most of all, finally got relief after a few days without...

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2 hours ago, swekiss said:

Hubby is on pain meds that kills his urge right now. I'm in bed reading on here while he is sat on the edge of the other side of the bed with his back facing me looking for something on google. I just pulled off having a conversation about it AND a completely discreet orgasm without him noticing. Kinda proud 😅 But most of all, finally got relief after a few days without...

Good on you. Do you remember what you were thinking about?

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

Woke up this morning with a case of ultra-hard morning wood sticking out the waistband of my boxers and somehat needing a morning pee (the need was only about 7/10). I tried to wait to see if it would go down . .  . 30 minutes  . . .45 miinutes . . .  1 hour, .  . .still hard and throbbing even worse.

This wasn't going down and I needed to move on with my morning.  I moved in front of my bathroom sink and "took matters into my hand" thinking I would spurt into the sink. Instead, in less than 2 minutes I was draining my balls, giving the faucet and wall behind the vanity a "money shot".  That did the trick and I was able to pee a good-sized morning pee into the sink.

At the time my orgasm was building, I was thinking that some women out there may have enjoyed lending a hand or helping out, and I was wasting their opportunity.

[Watchyoupee 217]

5 hours ago, swekiss said:

Hubby is on pain meds that kills his urge right now. I'm in bed reading on here while he is sat on the edge of the other side of the bed with his back facing me looking for something on google. I just pulled off having a conversation about it AND a completely discreet orgasm without him noticing. Kinda proud 😅 But most of all, finally got relief after a few days without...

It would have been hotter if he caught you mid orgasm. I’d love to hear more details. What were you reading that got you off? Just your fingers rubbing your clit? I love discreet orgasms… was this your first?

[Watchyoupee 217]

5 hours ago, swekiss said:

Hubby is on pain meds that kills his urge right now. I'm in bed reading on here while he is sat on the edge of the other side of the bed with his back facing me looking for something on google. I just pulled off having a conversation about it AND a completely discreet orgasm without him noticing. Kinda proud 😅 But most of all, finally got relief after a few days without...

Glad you got relief and had your orgasm. Hope he’s back to taking care of you soon and the sex is great. Keep us posted

[swekiss 1,068]

4 hours ago, Watchyoupee said:

It would have been hotter if he caught you mid orgasm. I’d love to hear more details. What were you reading that got you off? Just your fingers rubbing your clit? I love discreet orgasms… was this your first?

I'd have been mortified if he had and it would have ended it mid-orgasm, so hard pass for me 😝 He'd probably wonder why I didn't ask for a hand or just be like "wtf"?

Fingers and some pee-thread, don't remember what. And nope, had plenty.

[Watchyoupee 217]

4 minutes ago, swekiss said:

I'd have been mortified if he had and it would have ended it mid-orgasm, so hard pass for me 😝 He'd probably wonder why I didn't ask for a hand or just be like "wtf"?

Fingers and some pee-thread, don't remember what. And nope, had plenty.

If you care to share what was your riskiest discreet orgasm? The time you really had to be quiet and couldn’t be caught! Have you ever been caught masturbating? 

[swekiss 1,068]

19 minutes ago, Watchyoupee said:

If you care to share what was your riskiest discreet orgasm? The time you really had to be quiet and couldn’t be caught! Have you ever been caught masturbating? 

It must have been while sharing a blanket with a friend. She never knew. Also a few times on buses and trains. Don't think I've ever been caught 🤔

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1 hour ago, swekiss said:

It must have been while sharing a blanket with a friend. She never knew. Also a few times on buses and trains. Don't think I've ever been caught 🤔

Did you cum hard sharing a bed with the friend?

[swekiss 1,068]

1 hour ago, this is interesting said:

Did you cum hard sharing a bed with the friend?

I really couldn't say. Normal? It was maaaany years ago as a teen with low boundaries..

[swekiss 1,068]

Ooos, I did it again 😇 Riskier this time. He's asleep facing me but with the cover over his head. I watched porn semi-hiding my phone under my own cover. Thirty seconds later he woke up 😬

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2 hours ago, swekiss said:

Ooos, I did it again 😇 Riskier this time. He's asleep facing me but with the cover over his head. I watched porn semi-hiding my phone under my own cover. Thirty seconds later he woke up 😬

Nice! 

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4 hours ago, swekiss said:

Ooos, I did it again 😇 Riskier this time. He's asleep facing me but with the cover over his head. I watched porn semi-hiding my phone under my own cover. Thirty seconds later he woke up 😬

Why was it risky to masturbate in front of your husband?

[swekiss 1,068]

1 hour ago, this is interesting said:

Why was it risky to masturbate in front of your husband?

Cause of the possible offence? I feel like if he woke up he'd probably wonder why I didn't wake him/wait for him to wake up and try to involve him. Or do it in another room so he at least didn't know. I know I'd probably feel left out af if I woke up from the bed shaking from him jerking off. Like helloo? I'm right here. Poke me with it and tell me you want me OR have the courtesy to go to another room if you want to do it alone. 

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You should get caught next time. Rub yourself and let out some moans and let him finish you. 
I did that once I was in taking a nap and woke up rock hard and my wife was in the living room. I started stroking and moaning and talking dirty and saying things and she came in the bedroom and “caught me” 

She was so turned on we fucked and it was very enjoyable for both of us.

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3 hours ago, swekiss said:

Cause of the possible offence? I feel like if he woke up he'd probably wonder why I didn't wake him/wait for him to wake up and try to involve him. Or do it in another room so he at least didn't know. I know I'd probably feel left out af if I woke up from the bed shaking from him jerking off. Like helloo? I'm right here. Poke me with it and tell me you want me OR have the courtesy to go to another room if you want to do it alone. 

Does he know about your pee fetish?

[swekiss 1,068]

2 hours ago, this is interesting said:

Does he know about your pee fetish?

God no. At our first date he expressed not getting why people would engage in watersports, so I haven't mentioned it nor will I ever.

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6 hours ago, swekiss said:

God no. At our first date he expressed not getting why people would engage in watersports, so I haven't mentioned it nor will I ever.

So if he did caught you masturbating the way you have been doing, it would be a really bad situation?

[Kupar 13,339]

16 hours ago, swekiss said:

Cause of the possible offence? I feel like if he woke up he'd probably wonder why I didn't wake him/wait for him to wake up and try to involve him. Or do it in another room so he at least didn't know. I know I'd probably feel left out af if I woke up from the bed shaking from him jerking off. Like helloo? I'm right here. Poke me with it and tell me you want me OR have the courtesy to go to another room if you want to do it alone. 

It's interesting - people have different views on this, and of course we are all different. But I love it when I find out K has rubbed out an orgasm alone, and I love it even more if I get to be there when she does it (especially if I can see what she's doing_. And while it's not likely to happen, if she were to sneakily rub herself while we were both somewhere public it would be a *massive* turn-on. And she doesn't mind if I sort myself out, even if she's lying in bed next tom me. But as I say, we're all different, and you know your partner best!

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[swekiss 1,068]

1 hour ago, Kupar said:

It's interesting - people have different views on this, and of course we are all different. But I love it when I find out K has rubbed out an orgasm alone, and I love it even more if I get to be there when she does it (especially if I can see what she's doing_. And while it's not likely to happen, if she were to sneakily rub herself while we were both somewhere public it would be a *massive* turn-on. And she doesn't mind if I sort myself out, even if she's lying in bed next tom me. But as I say, we're all different, and you know your partner best!

Masturbation is perfectly normal and fine, I just feel differently about the "right next to me" part. If one would ask first and the other says "sorry, I don't want to do anything, but sort your self out if you want", then it's been approved and therefor is ok. Same if you've talked about it and know you have different needs or find it a turn on etc, then you've set up the premisses for it. Like. Bad example on this forum, but like in the beginning of a relationship in a one bathroom household and you are PANICED for a pee. You knock on the door when they are showering asking if they are done soon and explain your predicament. Only when the one in the shower says "oh, go ahead, I don't mind" is it ok to go in and do your business. Does that make any sense?

[swekiss 1,068]

4 hours ago, this is interesting said:

So if he did caught you masturbating the way you have been doing, it would be a really bad situation?

Masturbating no, but if he saw the porn I don't know what I'd do. So I hide it.

[Kupar 13,339]

44 minutes ago, swekiss said:

Masturbation is perfectly normal and fine, I just feel differently about the "right next to me" part. If one would ask first and the other says "sorry, I don't want to do anything, but sort your self out if you want", then it's been approved and therefor is ok. Same if you've talked about it and know you have different needs or find it a turn on etc, then you've set up the premisses for it. Like. Bad example on this forum, but like in the beginning of a relationship in a one bathroom household and you are PANICED for a pee. You knock on the door when they are showering asking if they are done soon and explain your predicament. Only when the one in the shower says "oh, go ahead, I don't mind" is it ok to go in and do your business. Does that make any sense?

Sure - that makes sense, and I understand now, thanks 🙂. The pee analogy is a good one.

K and I have gone through the discussion about masturbating together, on our own etc quite a while ago (we've been together a long time!) - I guess that gives me a somewhat different perspective.

Oh ... and this thread is fun if you haven't found it: 

 

Edited April 8 by Kupar