What was your LEAST fun pee?

[Mojovo 44]

this website has a few threads where people share their most fun pee experiences, or the ones that got them into liking it, but I ask, what was your most unenjoyable pee experience? and by this I don't just mean boring toilet pees, I mean something more, like actively negative pee situations you've been in

[DoctorDoctor 1,267]

Being totally seasick for hours on a charter fishing boat full of guys while trying to stand upright and stop dry heaving long enough to pee over the rail.

[InOddPlaces 274]

When I've been somewhere involved in an activity with lots of people around, needed a pee but frustrated that the need is getting in the way of doing other things.

Then having to find somewhere quickly (usually some dirty ally or hedge) and get back to what I was doing.

[Moore007 382]

Every pee that’s a waste of another persons amusement. Every time I pee I think what a waste, there’s most likely someone out there who would love to be covered or filled with my pee. 

[Bacardi 9,882]

Probably when I was in the ER with apparent kidney issues. I was in so much pain but before they could do any tests they had to piss test me because I am a woman of childbearing age 😑 it took a while of sitting in the lobby and drinking water before I had enough pee to fill the cup. Was just in a lot of pain and annoyed to enjoy the pee.

[Ms. Tito 2,189]

Ironically, the first ever time I peed outside. I had major discomfort and at the time I was absolutely MORTIFIED by the experience.

[swekiss 744]

Unfortunately there are many. But I think most stemmed from getting cut off from peeing somewhere fun.

Like, there is a place that seem perfect and I plan ahead to be out alone, make sure to really have to pee and go to that place... And someone random is around so it's impossible and I end up having to go to a bathroom.

Or just needing to pee and deciding on trying to sneak out around a corner for a quicky even though the restrooms are basically right there.. And then you hear steps behind you and someone saying "good idea, I'm gonna go too" and you end up having to go to the bathroom.

Or if planning on doing it on the bathroom floor cause your company is already done. Only to have them turn around in the door saying "actually, I need to blow my nose" and entering with you so behaving is the only option cause it would be weird pushing them out 😝

[Remi 1,002]

13 hours ago, swekiss said:

Like, there is a place that seem perfect and I plan ahead to be out alone, make sure to really have to pee and go to that place... And someone random is around so it's impossible and I end up having to go to a bathroom.

Basically this. Though i usually opt to go somewhere else its still a huge downer. Ruins the fun and often the spontanity of the situation.