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I saw a guy peeing by his car in a lay-by on the A27 South East UK) on Saturday.   I wish it were a lady but not this time.   Any way, he was just casually peeing into the vegetation using his car to partially shield him but the stream was visible and it was obvious to anyone passing what he was doing.

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  • 1 month later...

A couple of weeks ago, I'd organised a trip for a bunch of colleagues into my favourite city for a meal and to see a live band.

We had myself and two other designated drivers, so I'd had a beer at the start of the night and then soft drinks.  The last drink I'd had was a pint of diet coke at about 11pm or perhaps closer to midnight.  I'd been for a pee a couple of times during the evening as normal when out around a few pubs (for those that know me well enough, I did pee in those listed urinals).

It was probably about 12:45 when we agreed that with the journey home we should call it a night - and left to head back to the car park.   At that point, before leaving I could have had a 'travel wee' but didn't need to, so just headed home.  I had three guys in the car with me - about 45 minutes to drop off the first one at that time of night with empty roads.  Then the other two were being dropped off at the same place.  Slightly out of the way for me, but hey- we're a team, so doing them a favour.

By the time I got to the car park at work where one of them had parked (and they were both travelling home from there in his car) I was definitely ready for a pee.  I had at least that pint of coke filling my bladder in a not at all unpleasant way.   I didn't get out of the car as I bid them farewell - for one it was 1:45am and I wanted to get home, also I didn't want the cold night air hitting me just at that moment.

The next part of my journey took me back the way I'd come, down an unlit dual carriageway and pretty much as soon as I'd thought about peeing, my bladder state had gone from about 6-7 to a 9.8 on the scale.  I passed one layby, realised I really should have taken the opportunity and carried on a couple of miles to the next.  It was literally a short parking space right next to the first lane of the road - barely wide enough to open a car door.

As I got out, there were a couple of cars passing on the other side, but no traffic approaching me.  I couldn't see any sign of headlights so just stood next to my car pissing a long and very relieving stream onto the tarmac.  I didn't time myself but probably not long - maybe 20sec at most, of a fairly powerful stream.  Well, well worth it though. 

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6 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

A couple of weeks ago, I'd organised a trip for a bunch of colleagues into my favourite city for a meal and to see a live band.

I was expecting this was going to be a group of friends companionably hosing down a wall, but it was not to be.

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