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[Great Horned Owl 597]

MIL flaunts her body and is an open door pisser around me. She is hot as hell also!!

[Great Horned Owl 597]

All,

I am not experienced at drinking piss. I don't want to drink out of a cup but rather from the source of my wife.

The problem is she has a very thick fast flow of about 2 inches thick and let's out a torrent of piss all at once. She holds about 1.6 liters in her bladder.

How can I drink piss coming out that fast and furious with such a large volume? I want her to face me and direct her stream right in my mouth.

Please help.

Horney Old Owl

[peefan1000 150]

7 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

All,

I have written extensively about my new wife, SIL and MIL and their open pee antics. All three are amazing in their own ways. I want to focus on my SIL when we all three went to Old Town Scottsdale in AZ.

We stayed at a rented house down here for a bit. Before leaving my girls got dressed up really nice like they always do. The wife had a black mini skirt, platform shoes, very tight white long sleeve low cute white lycra top with perfectly done hair and makeup with a lacy very skimpy black Victotia Secret bra called barely there. Her very small barely B breasts were accentuated by her dark nipples sticking out. The SIL was dressed very similar with a black mini skirt, white tight sleeveless lycra top, a skimpy pink Victoria Secret barely there bra with underwire that enhanced her very full stiff full B cup breasts. I could not stop looking at her when I had the chance. Both girls are tall and slender, the wife is 5.9 and SIL is 5.8.

Both made sure their bladders were very empty prior to us leaving at 10 am. The wife had a very brief 13 second hard splat on the porcelain followed by 6 seconds of tinkling. A very short last minute piss to make sure she was very empty. The SIL nonchalantly sat on the toilet as we were exiting the house. I made sure to linger so I could observe her last minute piss. I was impressed- a 33 second light steady flow with 15 seconds of tinkling to end just to make sure she was empty. That piss is better than most girls who are bursting but for this girl I am guessing she was 20 percent full. Both were good and empty leaving the house.

Since it was warm, about 80 degrees, both girls each had a 32 once jug of water with them. I had a 45 minute drive to reach our destination. By the time we got there the SIL had drank a third of her cup already with the wife being more judicious in her consumption.

11:15am, arrive to open air markets with stores and vendors.

12:45 pm eat lunch at taco bar. SIL is done with first fill of 32 Oz jug, wife is 75 percent done. Both have a large tequila with fruit punch drink, probably 24 Oz, fill up there water bottles as well.

2 pm leave restaurant to sit on patio and people watch. SIL mentions to me while wife browsing thru her phone that her bladder is getting full but can wait. Wife has no comments yet.

4pm, we go over to see more curios of Old Town a couple of blocks down, music is playing. Wife says he is thirsty as she has finish 48 Oz of water already but wants a beverage. Buy her a 22 Oz coke. SIL finishes 2nd fill on her 32oz water jug and refills again. She is squirming next to me and says her bladder is 90 percent full. My heart is racing and my penis is erect.

5:35 pm we finally decide to head for home. SIL announces loudly "my fucking bladder is going to burst but I hate passing in public toilets". I say, "just ignore your urge we will be home shortly". Wife now mentions she is full but not bursting yet.

Traffic is bad on I 10. Everyone is out for Spring break. Arrive home just before 7pm. I have pissed twice since we have been gone with neither girl going at all. SIL probably drank 110 oz of water with the wife at 100 Oz. Both are in agony and it will be a race for the nearest toilet. Wife is holding her privates tightly in the front sear and SIL is squirming in desperation in the back.

Upon entering the house the SIL always wins the battle for the nearest toilet and this time is no different. She bursts in the door , frantically pulls her pink lace panties down and starts a very nice moderate flow in the toilet, meanwhile the wife runs up to the toilet at the landing upstairs, let's out a loud "fuck" comment, barely gets to the bowl and explodes so loud and fast I could feel the vibration downstairs as it sounded like a super sonic jet taking off. She pours all her piss straight into the bowl for 50 seconds all in the water with no hissing and then abruptly stops for 5 seconds and let's out another 29 seconds of hard pouring into the water, stops again and then tinkles for 20 more seconds or a total of one minute 40 seconds. Quickly wipes, washes hands and returns downstairs. Meanwhile SIL still has a light steady flow going on and it has been 3 minutes since she started. He faucet cannot shut off. She finally tapers to a lot of tinkling 3 minutes 35 seconds into her piss. Her tinkling lasts another 45 seconds as she starts and stops and dribbles the very last bit into the bowl. At well over 4 minutes she is done, wipes her nicely trimmed bush and pulls up her panties that had a small wet spot on them.

We all laugh at the experience. I am rock hard now so the wife and I say we are taking a "nap" but really it is our signal for a hard fucking session. It took this 60 yo guy barely a minute to blow up inside the wife since I was so horney to start with. A second more drawn out encounter occurred later that night.

My girls had one other good piss before the evening was over.

Horney Old Owl

 

 

Seriously what a piss! 4 minutes is incredible

[jorel2012 241]

Put some towels and a rubber mat under both of you and then she can let go. 
I often drink out of my wife and I can’t catch all her pee, even if wanted it. 
When I can’t keep up swallowing I just open my mouth and the pee that is too much for me runs down my face or wets the crotch of my wife. 
There will be a mess afterwards and you should be prepared to clean up all of it. 
Enjoy!

[Great Horned Owl 597]

Does your wife have a monster flow like mine? I am concerned I will choke on her piss coming out so fast.

[jorel2012 241]

I can’t compare because I don’t know your wife. 
But you won’t choke. 
Just move your head away from the stream and you’re good. 
Or close your mouth and let it rain on your face. 

[toseepee 799]

You can also ask her to try to control the stream. I know I don't have NEARLY that capacity but I have found I can pee either with a lot of force, by pushing hard, or at a slow trickle. Just by relaxing and not pushing. Could help if she can adjust!

[Great Horned Owl 597]

Thanks for the advice Toseepee. If you are female and it sounds like you are how do you control the speed your stream comes out? I always thought some women have a slow flow, tinkling, hissing, moderate flow and loud pouring pees.

I took you advice with the wife and she laughed as she can't control her rate of flow too much. She hovered over me and tried to slow her stream down but to no avail. She gushed a better than 2 inch stream for 45 seconds on my chest and I got a nice spray in my face and only when she slowed down to a 1/2 inch stream did she piss in my mouth. Her piss smelled and tasted sweet, really nice. She did this for 25 seconds before just dribbling. I like her afterwards and we were a very happy couple.

My wife is a power pisser. She just let's loose like a wild woman with a fast, thick thunderous stream that can be heard 20 feet away from the bathroom door. I saw a few guys at a park one time get pretty aroused listening to her.

[Brad Wallis 81]

On 3/29/2024 at 11:46 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

I know. I make sure they have plenty of beverages available so I can enjoy the output of each. Out of this world pleasure.

Your SIL is my favorite of the three.  Any more good stories with her?  I’m really curious about the way she pees and have a few questions if you don’t mind.  You seem to be very close with all of them so I’m sure you have seen and heard enough to understand each one quite well.

1. What is a normal, everyday pee like for her?  For example, an average morning pee.  Does she usually go over a minute?

2. Can you describe in some detail the sound she makes, especially as it compares to the other two?  

3. Have you had many opportunities to actually SEE her stream, and what is that like?  I imagine she doesn’t have as much force to it as her mother and sisters, and is more of a straight-down flow kind of girl.

 

[Great Horned Owl 597]

Okay I will do my best to answer.

1. The SIL often stays over on the weekend if we go out to a club. Now she is single again she is over a lot more. Her morning piss will be like this: she will go early am like 7 am and strutt to the toilet that is near the bedroom my wife and I share, leave the door open, frantically rip off a skimpy pair of night panties that match her sleeveless nightie and start her slow flow in the bowl. The flow is more like a steady hard tinkle, much slower than when she goes during the day. This will last for about 2 minutes and then she will taper off to dribbling for 30 seconds. She will do a quick wipe and go back to bed. That is a full morning bladder for her. Nice and sexy. I often fuck my wife thinking about the SIL in the toilet.

2. The SIL does less groaning and moaning than the other two. There is no splattering or hissing with her pee. It all goes into the water. The wife is very vocal she she starts to empty with her heavy thunderous pour into the bowl. The MIL will hiss, groan, sigh, splat and tinkling like crazy. She is actually my favorite since she is very curvaceous and her pee makes a lot of hissing with different sound effects. She is a lon pisser at 2 minutes in the morning at least.

3. You are correct I have seen SIL stream out on my back forty if we are drinking beer by the fire pit. She will always waer a dress or skirt so easy access. She will move her panties aside and her piss will be a steady stream of one half inch thick and go straight down between her legs and last for eternity with some dribbling at the end. Always a quick wipe and then fluff her hair, stick out her firm "B" cup boobs and be social again. She is quite striking. Compared to the wife who just yanks her panties off, also wearing skirts and dresses and gushes out a 2.5 inch heavy pour that drills a hole into the ground and floods everything in site. MIL only passes indoors.

Hope this helps. Let me know if you need more.

[Brad Wallis 81]

Thanks for that lovely description Great Horned Owl.  Sounds a lot like one of my exes who I’ve mentioned before on here.  It’s great that she is so uninhibited about letting you listen.  I wonder if she realizes how much it turns you on.  And your mother in law also sounds like a very sexy pisser.  She seems most similar to the SIL, but a bit noisier with more spray going on.  If I shared a house with such three sexy ladies, I think my cock would be stiff 24/7.  

[Great Horned Owl 597]

My cock is hard 24/7 even without Viagra. My favorite is my MIL. With that hot curvaceous body, nice wide hips, firm "C" cup bra, slinky dresses and blouses, lots of bling in her use of jewelry and her wide hissy splats and tinkling piss driving me crazy. A great variety in one piss. With her uninhibited behavior where I can watch her wipe and pull up her panties that turns me on. The wife and I have some good hard deep explosive sex when I listen to my girls piss. Just incredible.

Now, tell Mr about your EX. What does she look like, height, weight, bra size, outfits, pee style. Etc. I don't think I have read those posts. Thanks.

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 597]

All,

Had to write a quick story of my MIL and her leaky faucet and my very desperate wife with a bursting bladder this morning.

We all three went out to dinner last night so MIL stayed overnight since she did not want to drive home after drinking. Unfortunately, no SIL piss as she was at a group camping outing. MIL rushes to the toilet at 6 am this morning after 7 hours of sleep and a ton of liquids the night before. She was waring a pink nightie with matching panties, the door was 6 inches open so I could see everything thing she did while in bed. She abruptly yanks those panties down and starts her moderate hiss with tinkling occurring simultaneously. After 20 seconds she stops hissing and just tinkles in the bowl. After 45 more seconds my wife wakes up squirming in bed saying she is going to explode and the other toilet is too far away. She waits for MIL to stop tinkling but she doesn't stop. Two minutes in MIL is tinkling away and not stopping. Three minutes and she is still tinkling away mixed with an off and on light hiss. Wife can't hold on. She takes the one liter wide mouth water bottle that we used for camping which sits on her nightstand, puts it under her urethra and starts pouring urine like a wild woman with her two plus inch stream barely being contained by the mouth of the bottle. When she gets close to filling a liter she yells at me to get the second one liter bottle ready. She is barely able to stop after filling the first bottle up then starts gushing with a slower flow into the second bottle. Before ending she filled about 2/3 of the second bottle with urine. She wipes with a tissue and cuddles me in bed.

Meanwhile MIL is still on the toilet!! A full 4 minutes plus and she is letting the last few drops out in the bowl. She finally stops and I watch closely as she wipes very throughly, pulls up her panties over her wide trim hips and goes back to bed. I am horney as all hell after seeing both of them piss.

I jump on the wife wit a throbbing cock ready to burst and after 30 seconds of hard thrusting I explode into her with a large load of hot cum. Finally things calm down and our day starts.

Horney Old Owl

[Brad Wallis 81]

Mr. Owl, thanks as always for your detailed erotic descriptions.  My ex was a real MILF, to put it crudely, but really a quite classy and elegant kind of lady.  Like your MIL, she liked her jewelry and dressing to the nines.  Always perfectly groomed nails on her hands and feet, fond of heels and makeup, etc.  Petite, with medium-sized breasts and quite shapely in the hips.  I found her so stunning in every way.  I’ve been with plenty of women and have never heard a pee stream quite like hers.  She peed very slowly, no matter how badly she needed to go, so she took a very long time to empty when she was full.  She was a delicate beauty, and her pee style suited her perfectly.  She could also hold her bladder for a long time, so it was not unusual for her to go to bed without emptying out first, even after a couple of drinks.  On nights like this, she’d usually rise early, around 4am.  In nothing but a sheer silk nightie, I could often feel that her bladder was distended and hard.  “Gotta pee, I’ll be right back!”  Then she’d pad off sleepily to the bathroom next to the bed.  I’d heard her pee plenty of times and she was comfortable with me, so she wasn’t shy about leaving the door open.  From the bed, in the pin-drop silence, I would first hear the gentle smacking of her bare feet on the tile floor as she got situated, then the clack of the toilet lid as she sat to pee.  No panties to get in the way.  Then, the most delicate sprinkling tinkle that went straight down into the water.  Like water being poured from a watering can or a teacup.  Even in low-water toilets, she could not omit to splash.  It made a musical ringing sound that delighted me to hear, and it went on sometimes for more than two or even three minutes, often with lots of starts and stops towards the end as she let the last bits drip from her lips, taking her time to get everything out.  Most girls would be pressure-washing the porcelain, but that was not her.  Even when she tried to blast it out as hard as she could, the girl just couldn’t ever manage to get as much pressure as other girls.  She would just sit there patiently, always very proper with her legs together, for a couple of minutes and drain very slowly.  It was normal for her, just how she peed.  It didn’t necessarily excite her, but she had no qualms about being heard, and would sometimes even chat casually with me as she went.  I’d tease her during her frequent pauses. “Girl, are you done yet!?” *tinkle tinkle drop drip* “No!  I really had to pee! You know it takes me a while!” *tinkle tinkle tinkle* Then a quick wipe and she was back to bed.  You and I both know what followed.  On the rare occasions I’d seen her go outdoors, her stream was exactly like you described your SIL’s, though for some reason she never seemed to go nearly as long outside.  I plan to post more about her and some of my other girlfriends in the future!

[Brad Wallis 81]

Something tells me your MIL knew she was teasing you with that one!

[Fan of girls peeing 175]

On 4/9/2024 at 1:10 PM, Brad Wallis said:

Something tells me your MIL knew she was teasing you with that one!

@Brad Wallis I too think that many girls do that on purpose these girls definitely know that their peeing sounds are very hot and erotic. Some girls hiss and gush and whistle very loudly while peeing. Some girls for sure definitely get a kick out of the fact that when they are peeing then they often make really hot hissing, whistling and gushing pee sounds turns people on especially if those people are guys. Some girls that are pee shy though try to hide their pee sounds because of how hot those sounds are. While others girls actually are cool with everyone hearing their peeing sounds. It also depends on how attracted they are to you if they are not attracted to you then many girls may try to hide their pee sounds or at least make their peeing sounds less hot if you can hear them piss in the toilet. And even girls who are pee shy about their pee sounds around certain guys may at times let those guys hear their hissing, gushing, and whistling sounds sometimes while peeing just to tease those guys and or also to test their reactions to their very sexy pee sounds. I highly suspect most girls that can hear at least definitely know just how erotic and hot female urination is to the ears, they for sure know that their pee sounds are very hot to listen to. Girls definitely for sure know that their hissing pee sounds are insanely sexy, they also know the  powerful gushing pees are also very hot to hear. They also know that when they make that sexy as fuck whistling sound while peeing especially if the whistling is also accompanied with a erotic hissing sound then it can really sexually arouse people especially a guy hearing it outside from the closed toilet door. 

Edited April 12 by Fan of girls peeing

[Great Horned Owl 597]

Brad, thanks for such an erotic story about your EX. Sounds like my MIL who I think deliberately teases me because I have made comments to her about her pee habits. Yes, please share more of your stories. Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 597]

All,

My attractive MIL asked me to go shopping for some items for her home and she needed a male opinion. This shopping took several hours since we frequented several establishments and ate a lunch out that lasted an hour an hour and a half including 4 8oz glasses of water and 2 6 Oz glasses of wine for her.

As usual MIL is a classy lady and dresses to impress. She wore a sleeveless tight slinky grey dress, 3 inch heels, push up bra that accentuated her full "C" cup, extensive make-up, new hairdo, gold necklace, earrings and bracelets and a nice feminine scent to top things off. I picked her up at 10am and did nit arrive back at my house till 5 pm where her daughters were to join us later for dinner. MIL is a classy woman but is very open about her bladder and when she needs to empty it out.

On the way home she was really squirming in my front seat and when we were 10 minutes from my house she had a small accident in my car where she wet her panties and her hand rhat was trying to hold her pee in. I could smell the sweet scent of her pee stained panties. I don't know how she contained her pee and did not let her entire bladder unleash.

Fast forward 10 minutes. We get to my house she stands up there is  a wet spot on her dress and panties when she rushes to the toilet and sits down.

Her initial 25 seconds of peeing was a loud whistling sound mixed with pee lightly hitting the porcelain of the bowl. After that time her whistling stops abd she starts tinkling in the water all the while having a conversation with me about granite counter tops. Meanwhile my cock is becoming harder than her granite counters as she continues to tinkle while sticking her firm "C" cup boobs out to show me the laces on her Victoria Secret bra. Another minutes goes by and the tinkling becomes more of a stop and go affair but she continues on and off for an additional minute before ending with drops of urine. She finally stands up and wipes and I get a nice view of her light brown neatly trimmed bush, throws her white lace panties in the trash and decides to go without panties the rest of the evening.

On a side note, once she leaves for the evening I take her urine stained panties and place them in a zip lock bag in the back of my closet so I can enjoy them during my private jerk sessions which are quite infrequent these days but still fun. I sniff those panties and wrap them around my throbbing cock when in the mood. Just can't let the wife catch me.

Horney Old Owl

[thanks1972 417]

You're living the dream man.

[Brad Wallis 81]

She’s very uninhibited around you, along with your wife and SIL.  Three girls with such impressive bladders, and each with their own distinctive styles.  

[harry_jones_1975 605]

Meanwhile my cock is becoming harder than her granite counters

Brilliant words ha ha ha

[Great Horned Owl 597]

After a frustrating experience with Ms. Birthday Girl aka "Tiny" for her small bladder as written in my last post my MIL and SIL came to the rescue early the next morning with their usual hot pee. I will write about the MIL here as she was the reason I blew a wad of cum in my hand that morning.

MIL wakes up after 8 hours of sleep and stumbles to the bathroom adjacent to the master BR where we sleep. MIL is wearing a white sleeveless see through nightie with matching white lacy panties. When without makeup and a shower she looks stunning. Her long wavy brown hair with blonde highlights and her nice wide hips along with her dark nipples pushing through her tops drive me nuts. This is even before she let's a drop of pee in the toilet bowl.

As usual she holds her urine all night so she is bursting by morning. This morning she stumbled to the toilet and quickly pulled those panties down and even before her butt hit the seat she started a moderate hiss with urine quietly hitting the porcelain followed by a loud "ahh". This lasted 15 seconds before her hiss stopped and she started her light to moderate tinkling flow into the water. She sounds really nice when she does this as she arches her back puts her arms behind her head and thrusts her chest forward where her dark firm nipples and cosmetically enhanced boobs stick out along with her cleanly shaved armpits. A huge turn on for me. I already am gently stroking my cock and things are getting really hard really fast. I don't want to explode while she is draining out so I back off a bit. Wife is sleeping through all of this with her own full bladder I presume. MIL is still draining out nicely after a minute, all in the bowl with her tinkling flow. It is at one minute 35 seconds she slows down to lightly tinkling. I am expecting her to stop but she doesn't!! Her faucet is broken which is quite common for her and can't stop. Tinkling without a break lasts another 55 seconds when she finally tapers off to starting and stopping her light tinkle. A total of two minutes and 35 seconds have elapsed at this point. My cock is very hard and ready to explode at any second so I only give an occasional stroke as not to blow up. Waiting for MIL to get off the toilet and go back to bed so I can finish my business. MIL and her leaky faucet has other ideas with her light tinkling. At three minutes she rips a piece of toilet paper off as she gets ready to wipe but she is still lightly tinkling!! She is getting frustrated herself as she tries to push the few remaining drops out. Finally at 3 minutes 43 seconds she just wipes throughly as she is finally done. I am ready to unleash a torrent of cum.

As MIL walks toward her bedroom and my SIL walks toward the bathroom I blow up making a total mess of the sheets and drenching the wife as I am shooting off. What a relief. MIL still wearing her scantily clad nightie at breakfast and has another long piss two hours later after coffee.

I am still horney!

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 597]

SIL performance was spectacular as well. I will post an account on her morning piss later.

[Great Horned Owl 597]

This Is a sort of part 2 post from the MIL with White Nightie Piss post.

As the MIL was on her way back to her bedroom the SIL bolts out of her bedroom and runs for the toilet. She usually has a very urgent morning piss and this time was no different. She was wearing a white t-shirt where her firm "B" cup nipples were sticking out nice and erect and pink lacy panties.

Just like the MIL She is a pee exhibitionist. Upon reaching the toilet she rips off her panties and starts her steady slow flow I to the bowl as her butt hits the seat. As usual I was in for a treat.

While she is draining out slowly and steadily into the bowl without any hissing she is fluffing her beautiful long wavy blonde hair continously as she appears to be in ecstasy as she empties her bladder. A minute then two minutes pass and she is still draining out with a steady light flow. This girl can hold 2 liters plus of urine and this morning is no exception.

At 2 minutes 43 seconds her flow diminishes to a light tinkle, still steadily draining out. At 3 minutes 29 seconds her light tinkle becomes drops of pee until she finally shuts off at 3 minutes 58 seconds. Almost 4 minutes of piss!!

She stands up and wipes very throughly her nicely trimmed  bush while leaving her panties on the bathroom floor. Once she is in her room I need to drain my partially hard cock but it is a struggle as I am aroused from my two girls long lasting performances. It certainly does not help that I am sniffing the SIL's juices from the panties she left on the floor. Times can be tough for a dude with a hard on to piss.

Horney Old Owl

[MRJH22 226]

Nice description of the SILs long pee. I also like to sniff panties so would have done the same as you on that.