InsertName’s pee adventures

[InsertName 571]

I’ve been pissing everywhere I shouldn’t lately, and thought I’d start a post to share some of my experiences. 
 

Yesterday, I went to a local park along a marsh. There isn’t much coverage, but I typically only see a couple people each hour. The park is long and narrow against a small road which is lined with duplexes. The marsh’s shoreline has quite a lot of Canadian goldenrod and thistles which grow 2-3 feet tall. There was a small bench partially hidden in the prairie growth though only about two feet from the walking path and within clear view above the waist in general and clear view below the waist from different angles. I sat there for maybe two hours, drinking coffee and coconut water, relaxing in the nicest weather I’ve felt in a long time. I was enjoying the quiet sounds of nature, the fresh air, and a sense of peace and freedom waiting for my bladder to hit me and plotting. 
 

Unfortunately I received a phone call and needed to meet up with someone so they could grab something from me. They let me know they would come to me, which gave me only a short time more. 
 

I have never peed as publicly as I did there. I shifted my pants down a bit and slid forward to pee into the weeds and packed dirt. For me the thrill isn’t about the public. I very much want to be hidden, but worry it’s almost more obvious to go wandering in and out of areas off trails. I love seeing piss spread across different surfaces and I enjoyed watching the small rivulet of my piss running to a little pool along the ground. 
 

I tried to discreetly record it, but the angle wasn’t quite right. https://www.erome.com/a/INfMVdDU

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[mickymoist 3,336]

@InsertName very nice, thanks for sharing 🙂

[InsertName 571]

Later in the evening I stopped at a local natural area. The boardwalk was barely constructed. It was less than three feet wide and resting on wooden blocks every few feet. It was SUPER loud and wobbly but there wasn’t any space to step off and hide. A lake was shortly to one side and a road to the other. It was wooded but not densely enough for privacy. It was dusk and I started to feel like an idiot walking into a secluded area, but I was determined. A decent ways in, I saw a part where the trees spread a bit and noticed a small sign in the cleared area stating that branch of path was closed temporarily. Score. 
 

So I faux-casually stepped off the squeaky boardwalk and past the sign thinking as soon as I was around a bend I’d pee. But I found a weathered, slightly warped staircase onto a proper boardwalk. It was so cool exploring what was clearly a pseudo-abandoned structure. I used to urban explore 20 years ago and loved it, but as a middle aged professional with a reputation my opportunities to explore are limited. 
 

It was a massive section of pier and boardwalk. I followed it out over the marshy area around the lake. It was all cat tails and quiet rustling of wind. It was wide opened and quite a public space in a large city but in the middle of nothing at the same time. I passed by a built in bench and looked down one of the forks as it vanished into the horizon. Coming out of the woods and being surrounded by sun-bleached wood and reeds made it brighter there by reflecting the little light back up. I stood in one of the bends completely marveling at my surroundings, caught up in the beauty and lost track of my goal until it was too late for a good video. It is also an incredibly shaky video. https://www.erome.com/a/0y5tzSQH

I squatted but my pants were still mostly up so I couldn’t spread my legs as much as I would have liked or needed for a decent stream. My warm piss slowly spread my labia for me and ran down the cheeks of my ass before falling to the wood planks underneath me. It wasn’t anything spectacular as far as pisses go, but it was a lovely experience in an abandoned space in nature. 
 

It was about 9:45 pm (21:45) and still a little light since we are approaching the summer solstice, but I was keenly aware that I did a fairly reckless thing. I had no issues on the closed boardwalk, but I knew it would be full night in the woods on the unstable boards that I needed to take to get to the road. Starting as a kid, I have routinely heard of robberies, assaults, and murders in the natural area where I was. This point was driven home by a little plaque naming two women’s names and holding some dried but still intact roses on one of the boardwalk corners. I wish I knew their story since I now associate them with that closed area similar to how I would regard past residents of abandoned homes. I suspect it may have been overdoses since the roses can’t have been very old and the last double murder on that property was at the start of the pandemic, along the road, and was a man and woman.
 

So this peeing story did take an unexpected turn, but it really felt like it fit with the location and I couldn’t tell my story without acknowledging theirs. 

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[InsertName 571]

But that’s not where my night ended. When I got home, I found that my housemate had locked the door incorrectly and I was locked out. Initially unable to get in touch with him, and the weather still being amazing, I was content to sleep in my car. But after about an hour I needed to pee so badly it was going to be an issue quickly. There is really no cover between the houses in our neighborhood and everyone has doorbell cameras aimed at the whole street. I couldn’t just pop up onto my front porch and duck behind the bushes (really the only cover) since the sensor light would go on. After a ton of internal debate, it was apparent that my bladder was actually in charge and about to choose for me. There is a large hardwood tree on the property line between my driveways the neighbor’s yard. Their door faces a different direction, so I thought I was only going to be seen if a car drives past or turns on their headlights in this tavern parking lot across their yard. I quickly stepped behind their tree and gushed piss for an eternity. I debated if it was riskier to squat there for longer but have a quieter piss or to be loud but faster, but as time went on I started squeezing harder and harder just trying to finish. I could hear that the ground, though in a decline, was absolutely flooded as my piss pooled in the grass faster than it could flow down the yard. It was loud. It was long. It turned me on so fucking much that when my housemate came outside to find me (no clue why he didn’t just call or text me back, he caught me in my car with my hand in my pants. I have never in my life pissed on a tree and for some reason, to me, this is the hottest thing I’ve ever done. I wish so much I could have recorded it. 

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[InsertName 571]

59 minutes ago, MonsterKane46 said:

lol I'm sure he didn't mind

He clearly could tell I was being shifty lol “I’m so sorry I… uh. Sorry… door.” His brain was trying to work out if I was doing what he thought or not and it broke his speaking ability. 

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[Kupar 12,395]

7 minutes ago, InsertName said:

He clearly could tell I was being shifty lol “I’m so sorry I… uh. Sorry… door.” His brain was trying to work out if I was doing what he thought or not and it broke. 

Has he said anything since? Or will it be one of those things that is *never mentioned again* lol

[glad1 2,597]

21 hours ago, InsertName said:

I have never in my life pissed on a tree and for some reason, to me, this is the hottest thing I’ve ever done. I wish so much I could have recorded it. 

Your story is about the hottest I've heard in some times.

I, too, wish you had recorded it, but I'm sure you will be doing that next time. And maybe a few times after that! 😛

[InsertName 571]

I think he just didn’t see enough to be able to comment. He and I are pretty open and tease each other when we catch one another. Then again, sometimes he’s very tactful. A few months ago he got off of work a few hours early. I had been extremely horny for days but unable to cum and the few times I did weren’t satisfying it for me. I was in the shower with the detachable shower head on the hard stream setting watching videos of men pissing and imagining it was their piss on my clit instead of the shower. It took a while but I squeezed muscles to feel any little drop of my own piss and make the space just below my clit more sensitive to the water jet. When I came, it was so hard and forceful that I heard myself making a ton of loud noise. It was completely out of my control and unexpected. I finished up and got dressed thinking how fortunate I was that he hadn’t been home. I came out and he was in the next room eating cereal. He casually held conversation with me while I awkwardly responded. I eventually asked how long he has been home and he said a while. Then he continued talking about home repairs etc like nothing. So then I asked “were you here while I was in the shower?” Yes. “How long was I in the shower after you got home?” About 15 minutes. “are we just pretending that like …?” He started laughing and said he knew how self conscious I was about it so he wasn’t going to say anything. He actually was walking past the door when he heard whimpering and gasping and stood there listening for like 10 min until I finished. He was all “sorry. I couldn’t help it. It was so fucking hot” 🤣🤣🤣

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[Kupar 12,395]

3 minutes ago, InsertName said:

I think he just didn’t see enough to be able to comment. He and I are pretty open and tease each other when we catch one another. Then again, sometimes he’s very tactful. A few months ago he got off of work a few hours early. I had been extremely horny for days but unable to cum and the few times I did weren’t satisfying it for me. I was in the shower with the detachable shower head on the hard stream setting watching videos of men pissing and imagining it was their piss on my clit instead of the shower. It took a while but I squeezed muscles to feel any little drop of my own piss and make the space just below my clit more sensitive to the water jet. When I came, it was so hard and forceful that I heard myself making a ton of loud noise. It was completely out of my control and unexpected. I finished up and got dressed thinking how fortunate I was that he hadn’t been home. I came out and he was in the next room eating cereal. He casually held conversation with me while I awkwardly responded. I eventually asked how long he has been home and he said a while. Then he continued talking about home repairs etc like nothing. So then I asked “we’re you here while I was in the shower?” Yes. “How long was I in the shower after you got home?” About 15 minutes. “are we just pretending that like …?” He started laughing and said he knew how self conscious I was about it so he wasn’t going to say anything. He actually was walking past the door when he heard whimpering and gasping and stood there listening for like 10 min until I finished. He was all “sorry. I couldn’t help it. It was so fucking hot” 🤣🤣🤣

What a fantastic relationship to have with him!

[InsertName 571]

15 minutes ago, glad1 said:

Your story is about the hottest I've heard in some times.

I, too, wish you had recorded it, but I'm sure you will be doing that next time. And maybe a few times after that! 😛

Thank you! I worried pissing on a tree was too dull for members here and almost didn’t write it up. 

[InsertName 571]

Just now, Kupar said:

What a fantastic relationship to have with him!

Depending on the day 😅

[glad1 2,597]

2 minutes ago, InsertName said:

Thank you! I worried pissing on a tree was too dull for members here and almost didn’t write it up. 

Maybe for some, but not for me. Especially if you were ever to share a tree with someone. 😉

[InsertName 571]

On 6/10/2023 at 1:15 PM, glad1 said:

Maybe for some, but not for me. Especially if you were ever to share a tree with someone. 😉

Oh my god I would do that for every piss I have from now until death if I had the right yard and partner for it

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[glad1 2,597]

1 minute ago, InsertName said:

Oh my god I would do that for every piss I have from now until death if I had the right yard and parter for it

InsertName and Glad standing by a tree.
P-I-S-S-I-N-G

[InsertName 571]

This morning, I pulled into a lot near an infrequently used nature path. I’m practicing peeing in the outdoors since I do have a shy bladder and it can be miserable on hikes. I’ve backed into the same parking spot a few times now, in the far back corner of the little lot so I can see others as quickly as they see me. The first day I did this, I used a funnel to pee in a cup in the car with a sweatshirt further blocking the view just in case someone pulled in. I’ve worked my way up to this morning when I squatted out my car door! It felt so liberating more than sexual or naughty. I hope to work my way to actually walking into the wooded area to pee with ease. https://www.erome.com/a/s2USnEjo

[glad1 2,597]

I'm very much an outdoors person, so I really appreciate posts like this. It's great that you seem to be getting plenty of practice. I say the more the better, especially if your bladder is shy.

Nice you too find the experience so liberating. I, too, hope you will be able to walk into the woods and pee with ease. If there's anything I can do to encourage you with that, don't hesitate to ask.

[colette888 6,917]

25 minutes ago, InsertName said:

This morning, I pulled into a lot near an infrequently used nature path. I’m practicing peeing in the outdoors since I do have a shy bladder and it can be miserable on hikes. I’ve backed into the same parking spot a few times now, in the far back corner of the little lot so I can see others as quickly as they see me. The first day I did this, I used a funnel to pee in a cup in the car with a sweatshirt further blocking the view just in case someone pulled in. I’ve worked my way up to this morning when I squatted out my car door! It felt so liberating more than sexual or naughty. I hope to work my way to actually walking into the wooded area to pee with ease. https://www.erome.com/a/s2USnEjo

Lovely location and alluring situation... the car structure we can see is definitely the suitable frame to your work-of-art

[colette888 6,917]

On 6/9/2023 at 6:11 PM, InsertName said:

 
 

I tried to discreetly record it, but the angle wasn’t quite right. https://www.erome.com/a/INfMVdDU

In fact, that "angle" of recording makes much more intruiguing your action...

[Alfresco 11,002]

So pleased that you are overcoming your shyness.  It will make outdoors activities much easier for you.   Great video as well.

[steamlover6 719]

I so love the way you tell your stories here, sharing the moments when you suddenly aware that you need to pee quite badly and, unable to hold it much longer, weighing up the possible locations where you can safely, and with pleasure, release your beautiful warm pee.  Your videos might not be best quality angles etc but I truly found true intimacy there in the way you share your beautiful intimate release with us.  All just perfect! I would walk out in the countryside any day with you, it would be so exciting to share!

[InsertName 571]

3 hours ago, steamlover6 said:

I so love the way you tell your stories here, sharing the moments when you suddenly aware that you need to pee quite badly and, unable to hold it much longer, weighing up the possible locations where you can safely, and with pleasure, release your beautiful warm pee.  Your videos might not be best quality angles etc but I truly found true intimacy there in the way you share your beautiful intimate release with us.  All just perfect! I would walk out in the countryside any day with you, it would be so exciting to share!

I’m definitely still working on the camera angles, so perhaps you can hold it for me 😉 Thank you for the sweet feedback. I’m glad that you’ve enjoyed watching them. 

[InsertName 571]

So after this morning’s pee, I worked online from my car in the lot for a while until things became…pressing again. But by that time it was around lunch and the weather is perfect so people started arriving to walk over their lunch break. I knew the lot would not clear out again for a while, so I grabbed my brand new Pstyle and headed down the trail. 
 

It was a beautiful walk and I used that to my advantage to try to look casual while thinking about my options. I paused to watch a blue heron, saw a baby snake, turtles, and about a hundred frogs. So I slowly strolled gauging about how often I saw another person, where they were in relation to me, and where enough foliage supplemented trees to provide sufficient coverage. I went fairly deeply down the path doing this and assessing where the forking paths connected back into one another; it would do no good to wander into the woods, start peeing, and realize a different path was directly in front of me. 

Eventually I broke away and went into the woods trying not to leave a telltale trail of broken grass in my wake. I went in until I saw an enormous dead tree with fungi growing out of it. It was completely out of sight from where I had left the trail, so I decided to piss there. I have not done a high squat before, but someone mentioned in a message that I should aim for a tree. Well this seemed like a good tree for that purpose so I did a high squat over its broken trunk. 

Aaaand I peed down my leg 🤣 After trying to pull myself together, I made my way back out to the path. I exited the woods with the quiet and grace of a drunken giraffe and within a minute a group came around a bend. They wouldn’t have seen me step out of the woods, but I started taking photos of trees like it was my favorite pastime. 

I followed the path back out of the woods and sat by a couple of ponds in the sun, discreetly letting my pants bake dry. I still hadn’t tried my Pstyle, and I also hadn’t completely finished peeing, so I slid it into the front of my leggings and walked in the tall grass closer to one of the ponds. The grass was about waist high and only about 20 feet deep. I leaned slightly forward at the edge of the pond looking at the wildlife but also exposing the end of the Pstyle and slowly releasing what I had left.
 

[I'm going to sidebar for a moment with a PSA for pussy wielders on this site. It was pretty fucking awesome, I must say. In the last two weeks, I tried a “multipurpose” funnel, but it was too hard and awkward so I bought a silicone funnel, but it was too soft and wouldn’t hold shape well enough to prevent spills. Cranky, I bought a third device that was shaped in a slim design but made of hard plastic. And, like Goldilocks, the third thing this blond bitch tried was just right.]
 

I trickled the last of my pee into the tall grass while pretending to take pictures of something in the pond. Several frogs were splashing about (a couple audible on the video), so they could be my alibi. When I finished, I was going to slide the Pstyle out of my pants, but I wasn’t sure of the best approach to ensure my pants wouldn’t need another sunbath before I could sit in my car again. Without thinking about it, I started sort of shaking it the way men shake their cocks to dry the tip and it worked so well! And I didn’t need to remove it, I flattened it to my body when fixing my pants. Once I pinned the tip under my waistband and it wasn’t visible.

https://www.erome.com/a/FGIyNklM

If you would like to further laugh at my clumsy exploits, here is an unedited, unlisted version of the Pstyle video in which a frog scares the daylights out of me at the end. https://www.erome.com/a/8TpVsxw9

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[colette888 6,917]

13 hours ago, InsertName said:

 

If you would like to further laugh at my clumsy exploits, here is an unedited, unlisted version of the Pstyle video in which a frog scares the daylights out of me at the end. https://www.erome.com/a/8TpVsxw9

I ADORE messy women, you certainly are one of the BEST!  😍

[InsertName 571]

4 hours ago, colette888 said:

I ADORE messy women, you certainly are one of the BEST!  😍

Hahaha thanks! I know detailing being clumsy isn’t classically “sexy,” but it’s real and I’ve reached an age where I realized a lot of my anxiety when I was a younger adult was because I thought everyone else was perfect. So I like to normalize weaknesses (aka developing skills 😘)

[glad1 2,597]

30 minutes ago, InsertName said:

Hahaha thanks! I know detailing being clumsy isn’t classically “sexy,” but it’s real and I’ve reached an age where I realized a lot of my anxiety when I was a younger adult was because I thought everyone else was perfect. So I like to normalize weaknesses (aka developing skills 😘)

Given a choice between being clumsy and not doing anything because you feel you're not "perfect", you find you miss out on a great many adventures if you choose the latter.

Your developing skills seem to be working out very well for you. Maybe us, too. 😆