Popular Post ukpeegirl86 3,019 Posted February 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 8, 2023 Driving home from a long journey last night I got within 10 miles of home and needed to pee desperately. I knew I wouldn’t make it so I planned to stop at the first chance to have a pee in a lay-by, car park, alley way etc - whichever I came upon first. I came first to a lay-by but there was a lorry parked up so I wouldn’t have privacy. Driving onwards I chanced upon another lay-by set back from the road with nobody there, but a farmhouse behind some 50 metres away. I pulled in and got out the car immediately as I was by that point desperate. I knew I could potentially be seen from the farm house but there were no lights on and at that point I couldn’t wait any longer. There was a bin I could squat behind which along with my car would shield me from the road but not the farmhouse. I decided to just squat behind the bin, reasoning the farmhouse occupiers were probably used to seeing people peeing in the lay-by and weren’t close enough to see any detail. I quickly pulled my jeans and knickers down and squatted facing towards the bin and the road, holding the top of the bin for balance. Immediately the pee began to flow in a torrent. Unfortunately due to the angle I was squatting at, which was awkward due to the grass verge and myself holding the top of the bin to balance, it quickly became apparent that my stream was soaking the back of my right leg my jeans and my knickers but I was so desperate I didn’t care. I relieved the initial pain from holding for so long but by then I was soaked. I don’t know why but I attempted to cut my stream and move onto the tarmac to avoid getting wetter. It was by that point futile. I didn’t pull my jeans and knickers up but I took a few steps over to my car and squatted with my back to it against the back bumper and I continued pissing onto the tarmac, this time avoiding my clothing (as pointless as this was because I was already wet). I then realised I was pissing facing directly into any oncoming traffic and cut my stream again, moving round to the passenger side of my car and finishing my pee out of sight. I got back into my car damp but relieved and drove home for a shower. 5 1 6 27 Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,935 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Bless you @ukpeegirl86 - at least only slight dampness to put up with for the rest of the journey home. Better than spending the next week trying to dry out your soaked car seat. I know we often worry about being spotted - but anything more than a few feet away and the most anyone is going to see is a tiny flash of bare bum. Huge thanks for sharing with us. 2 Link to post
oliver2 4,207 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 I got honked at the other day in a similar situation but it was daytime and I wasn’t being particularly discreet 2 1 Link to post
Kupar 13,163 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 1 hour ago, oliver2 said: I got honked at the other day in a similar situation but it was daytime and I wasn’t being particularly discreet Those geese don't like it when you pee near them do they? 4 Link to post
Popular Post gldenwetgoose 20,935 Posted February 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Kupar said: Those geese don't like it when you pee near them do they? Some do !!!!! 4 1 Link to post
Popular Post Alfresco 11,408 Posted February 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 8, 2023 @ukpeegirl86 Sounds like a great outdoor pee, although I'm sorry you ended up with wet jeans. 2 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said: I know we often worry about being spotted - but anything more than a few feet away and the most anyone is going to see is a tiny flash of bare bum. I totally agree with this. My view is not to worry about it, especially if it is dark and that anyone who sees you won't know you and will fall into one of five categories: 1. They are unobservant and don't even realise what you are doing (to be honest, this is probably most people as they are focussed on the road and not looking at what is going on in laybys - it is actually surprising how little most people see of what is going on around them). 2. They don't particularly have any interest in peeing but will enjoy a fleeting glance at your exposure of bare flesh as they drive past. 3. They are one of us in which case they will enjoy the glance at your exposure, but also get excited about the fact that someone is peeing in public and probably will remember it for some time. 4. They see you but don't care either way and will just ignore it. 5. They are not impressed that someone is peeing in a layby, but what are they going to do about it? Nothing. They may mutter to their partner in the car about how disgusting it is that someone is peeing in a layby, but that will be the extent of it and then they will be passed you and gone. So, my view is that actually a layby is a great place to pee as you may well make someone's day and no matter who sees you (with the possible exception of the police if you deliberately expose yourself in a particularly obvious manner) then no harm is going to come of it. I have peed in many laybys during the day and the night. When it is dark I make less effort in trying to be discrete, but even in the day I don't worry about it too much. Having said that most people don't look at what is going on in laybys, I have to admit that I am one who does take an interest and I regularly look at what's going on near parked cars in laybys as I pass on the off chance of seeing a woman peeing. As a result of that tactic, I've seen several ladies squatting beside their car, or disappearing into bushes, or coming out of bushes doing their belts up. In the vast majority of cases, it has been a fleeting glimpse as I go past at 60-70 mph and the lady in question has left me with a smile on my face, they've found their relief and nobody suffers in any way. Win Win in my book. I'd love to be able to convince more ladies to take the attitude that peeing openly in a layby is acceptable practice. 4 1 Link to post
WetMart 1,080 Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 Thanks for sharing ukpeegirl86. Sounds like you really needed a piss Link to post
gg111 65 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Thanks for the story. I like hearing about women who cut off their pee streams. Also the visual of you moving about with your jeans and panties down is both amusing and hot! Link to post
Mary Moon 1,127 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 On 2/8/2023 at 11:38 AM, ukpeegirl86 said: Driving home from a long journey last night I got within 10 miles of home and needed to pee desperately. I knew I wouldn’t make it so I planned to stop at the first chance to have a pee in a lay-by, car park, alley way etc - whichever I came upon first. I came first to a lay-by but there was a lorry parked up so I wouldn’t have privacy. Driving onwards I chanced upon another lay-by set back from the road with nobody there, but a farmhouse behind some 50 metres away. I pulled in and got out the car immediately as I was by that point desperate. I knew I could potentially be seen from the farm house but there were no lights on and at that point I couldn’t wait any longer. There was a bin I could squat behind which along with my car would shield me from the road but not the farmhouse. I decided to just squat behind the bin, reasoning the farmhouse occupiers were probably used to seeing people peeing in the lay-by and weren’t close enough to see any detail. I quickly pulled my jeans and knickers down and squatted facing towards the bin and the road, holding the top of the bin for balance. Immediately the pee began to flow in a torrent. Unfortunately due to the angle I was squatting at, which was awkward due to the grass verge and myself holding the top of the bin to balance, it quickly became apparent that my stream was soaking the back of my right leg my jeans and my knickers but I was so desperate I didn’t care. I relieved the initial pain from holding for so long but by then I was soaked. I don’t know why but I attempted to cut my stream and move onto the tarmac to avoid getting wetter. It was by that point futile. I didn’t pull my jeans and knickers up but I took a few steps over to my car and squatted with my back to it against the back bumper and I continued pissing onto the tarmac, this time avoiding my clothing (as pointless as this was because I was already wet). I then realised I was pissing facing directly into any oncoming traffic and cut my stream again, moving round to the passenger side of my car and finishing my pee out of sight. I got back into my car damp but relieved and drove home for a shower. I understand you, due to incontinence i have often had to pee improvisedly in makeshift places and i have had to deal with wet trousers many times. ❤️ 1 Link to post
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