Sex Bizarre Reviews

[wjimmy 1,004]

On 11/29/2022 at 11:19 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Twenty Eight

 

Published in May 1980, Issue 25 still boasts the streamline; ‘World Famous Wet sex Magazine’, but not for the first time, the Theander Brothers have introduced a photo-story depicting scatology, the first since issues 14 and 15, and ironically featuring the same model. However, the magazine begins with a feature called ‘Summer Showers’. A young couple meet and have sex in a domestic garden or park, with a tartan picnic blanket spread out on the lawn. The young guy starts taking photos of ‘Sophie’ as she sits on a bench drinking a cold beer. He lifts her vest top up exposing one breast, then her short floral summer skirt is hiked up to reveal that she is wearing no knickers, suspender belt and white stockings. They perform oral sex on one another, taking it turns to pleasure each other, before fucking in a conventional manner. Then, Sophie straddles her boyfriends body and releases the ‘piquant, amber liquid’, with the text implying that she has an orgasm.

 

The controversial story ‘Castle Bizarre’ begins with an interesting scenario set in the past, 1918 to be precise. In fact there is a textual pre-amble German history before being introduced to the ‘Countess’, Henriette. She is being cared for by a nurse, Liselotte, in a setting with a dark theatrical interior, that we can presume is a bedroom in a private abode. The undercurrent of the story is one of ill-health, nursing and the administration of toilet care. It is not for the feint-hearted and I will not dwell any further on the contents. In terms of urolagnia the nurse provides her Mistress with a glass bowl in which she urinates and pours the contents down her mouth and breasts. The nurse is entranced and stimulated to perform other acts, including the administration of an enema.

 

The final story, ‘Liquid Lovers’ is in fact a re-visit to issue 8. I presume that these ‘fillers’ are a substitute for the lack of new models and/or stories. Seven years had passed, the Thunder’s still had the negatives and so ‘Piss Orgy’ becomes ‘Liquid Lovers’. I have said all I can on the story if you read my review of the older magazine. However the new design and layout requires the viewer to get a closer look at those spotty student type who gather together over drinks and undertake a piss orgy. There is the added ingredient of the text, (missing in Issue 8). The introduction sets the scene: ‘At last, things seemed to be going better for Waltraud and Rosemarie. Having written and replied to 9 different ads in a sex-contact magazine, they had finally found a couple who shared the same sexual tendencies as they did, and were very charming into the bargain. Up until now, the two shop assistants had kept their sex hobby - pissing - to themselves, not risking the involvement of friends or lovers. They didn’t wish to lose their good reputation, just for the sake of piss games…’ My elderly friends tell me that before the Internet, the Sex Contact magazine was an invaluable resource to indulge in the abbreviated WS or GS.

@greedyneedygirl: Thanks very much again, of course, for this review. The cover to No. 28 is familiar but I don't think I ever bought it, or even opened it.

The full magazine is on imagefap, here: https://www.imagefap.com/photo/2048215899/?pgid=&gid=6051438&page=0#2

I have to admit that it isn't one of my favourites. Perhaps the Theanders were going through a lean period, as you imply in your post, I think. The only two images that attracted my attention just now are posted below. Neither is outstandingly sexy for me, but I find the woman sitting on a poufe (i.e. a white leather stool) as she watches a man piss on her girlfriend fairly erotic, mostly because I'm excited by the female pornographic gaze. But even then, I have to admit that the woman's open mouthed, 'shocked' expression looks false - an example of poor porno-acting? The poor quality of the pictures throughout this issue is another drawback, though that may be the fault of the scans rather than the originals.

For me, issue number 29 is a lot more exciting. I look forward to your review. 😀

 

 

Edited December 6, 2022 by wjimmy

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24 minutes ago, wjimmy said:

@greedyneedygirl: Thanks very much again, of course, for this review. The cover to No. 28 is familiar but I don't think I ever bought it, or even opened it.

The full magazine is on imagefap, here: https://www.imagefap.com/photo/2048215899/?pgid=&gid=6051438&page=0#2

I have to admit that it isn't one of my favourites. Perhaps the Theanders were going through a lean period, as you imply in your post, I think. The only two images that attracted my attention just now are posted below. Neither is outstandingly sexy for me, but I find the woman sitting on a poufe (i.e. a white leather stool) as she watches a man piss on her girlfriend fairly erotic, mostly because I'm excited by the female pornographic gaze. But even then, I have to admit that the woman's open mouthed, 'shocked' expression looks false - an example of poor porno-acting? The poor quality of the pictures throughout this issue is another drawback, though that may be the fault of the scans rather than the originals.

For me, issue number 29 is a lot more exciting. I look forward to your review. 😀

 

 

Sex Bizarre 29, is about to be posted, it features another re-visit to an older issue...a story called 'Wet Sex Sisters'.

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

Sex Bizarre Twenty-Nine

 

Arriving in October, 1980 Sex Bizarre 29 is something of a collectors item, not to say that any of these magazines so far have a special ‘ingredient’, one that draws the eye over and over again. All for the wrong reasons as far as this forum goes, but more of that later. The first story has the rather hum-drum title of ‘Water Sports’. As discussed previously used by prostitutes and escort girls to offer the WS service. It starts with another dining room scene, friends gathering together for a meal, served by an in-house maid wearing a fetishised uniform. It has become a bit of a cliche now, the idea that one man needs a pee and so rather than being excused to go to the bathroom, he decides to go over the dining table and into the empty wine glasses. ‘Janet and John’ are the guests of Henrietta and Klaus. It is Klaus who initiates the peeing into the glasses, because they have run out of champagne. Janet watches in fascination as he directs his stream into Henrietta’s mouth. Once again the models are sexually attractive and have ‘starred’ in other magazines from the Color Climax stable. The dining table is cleared by Maria, (The Maid) and becomes an arena in which all five indulge in pissing, until the activities move to the bedroom to have sex and continue pissing over one another. It’s also worth searching for the film, I think it might be called ‘Liquid Lunch’.

 

The second story, ‘Wet-Sex Sisters’ is a re-visit from a previous issue, (eleven) featuring four lesbians. I had been unable to source the original magazine on-line, so this is a bonus. A well-furnished apartment with a coffee table laden with alcohol and candle sticks, the five women are wearing seventies clothing, Sally and Erika, their guests Gudrun, Fia and Edith. All of them laughing, confident, sharing and spreading their legs for cunnilingus. The pre-amble of petting, fondling, licking and sucking takes place in the living room, then three of the ladies break away to indulge in pissing in the bedroom. Another signifier of the 1970’s, a candlewick bedspread which gets a good soaking. I’ve said this before, but there is no attempt to protect furnishings in any of these stories.

 

The third story is the controversial one. Called ‘Brown and Amber’, it stars a French porn actress Catherine Ringer. As the title suggests it crosses the boundaries for this forum and I will simply concentrate on the model and her then partner. Rumour has it that the two were in a real relationship and contacted a number of porn companies in Sweden and Denmark with photographs of them indulging in their favourite sport. Catherine Ringer had a huge following in Europe, particularly France and starred in many hard-core porn films. When she retired she became a singer and entertainer in her home country. There’s no doubting the enthusiasm communicated in her performance and there are some excellent piss to mouth shots in the story. If any of you find the issue on line, you will undoubtedly be seduced by her. It is easy to see why this Issue is such a rarity and if I remember correctly it is the last of its kind. The photos were also published in PIRATE, a sister magazine of Private published by Milton in Sweden at the same time.

[wjimmy 1,004]

20 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Twenty-Nine

 

Arriving in October, 1980 Sex Bizarre 29 is something of a collectors item, not to say that any of these magazines so far have a special ‘ingredient’, one that draws the eye over and over again. All for the wrong reasons as far as this forum goes, but more of that later. The first story has the rather hum-drum title of ‘Water Sports’. As discussed previously used by prostitutes and escort girls to offer the WS service. It starts with another dining room scene, friends gathering together for a meal, served by an in-house maid wearing a fetishised uniform. It has become a bit of a cliche now, the idea that one man needs a pee and so rather than being excused to go to the bathroom, he decides to go over the dining table and into the empty wine glasses. ‘Janet and John’ are the guests of Henrietta and Klaus. It is Klaus who initiates the peeing into the glasses, because they have run out of champagne. Janet watches in fascination as he directs his stream into Henrietta’s mouth. Once again the models are sexually attractive and have ‘starred’ in other magazines from the Color Climax stable. The dining table is cleared by Maria, (The Maid) and becomes an arena in which all five indulge in pissing, until the activities move to the bedroom to have sex and continue pissing over one another. It’s also worth searching for the film, I think it might be called ‘Liquid Lunch’.

 

The second story, ‘Wet-Sex Sisters’ is a re-visit from a previous issue, (eleven) featuring four lesbians. I had been unable to source the original magazine on-line, so this is a bonus. A well-furnished apartment with a coffee table laden with alcohol and candle sticks, the five women are wearing seventies clothing, Sally and Erika, their guests Gudrun, Fia and Edith. All of them laughing, confident, sharing and spreading their legs for cunnilingus. The pre-amble of petting, fondling, licking and sucking takes place in the living room, then three of the ladies break away to indulge in pissing in the bedroom. Another signifier of the 1970’s, a candlewick bedspread which gets a good soaking. I’ve said this before, but there is no attempt to protect furnishings in any of these stories.

 

The third story is the controversial one. Called ‘Brown and Amber’, it stars a French porn actress Catherine Ringer. As the title suggests it crosses the boundaries for this forum and I will simply concentrate on the model and her then partner. Rumour has it that the two were in a real relationship and contacted a number of porn companies in Sweden and Denmark with photographs of them indulging in their favourite sport. Catherine Ringer had a huge following in Europe, particularly France and starred in many hard-core porn films. When she retired she became a singer and entertainer in her home country. There’s no doubting the enthusiasm communicated in her performance and there are some excellent piss to mouth shots in the story. If any of you find the issue on line, you will undoubtedly be seduced by her. It is easy to see why this Issue is such a rarity and if I remember correctly it is the last of its kind. The photos were also published in PIRATE, a sister magazine of Private published by Milton in Sweden at the same time.

@greedyneedygirl First, thank you for naming Catherine Ringer. I saw that set in Pirate, which I bought in Sweden I think around the time of publication. She has an amazingly 'naughty' expression - her eyes are wonderful. She gives a strong impression of enjoying her work. There's a long thread about her on Vintage Erotica:

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t2354-catherine-ringer.html

I'm posting a couple of pictures of her here, both of which are 'safe' for this forum, one with spunk on her face and one with her mouth open as if she's about to receive piss. I hope she was.

The imagefap full collection of No. 29 is here:

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/459320304/#0

I agree with you; it's very good. I especially enjoy the innocence of the women in sections 1 and 2 - see below. I wonder if their sweetness was a result of 1960s and 1970s sexual libertarianism, even though you tell us it was published in 1980.

I do like the corny dinner party set-up in the first section, and even the 'maid' is sexy for me, despite the corniness of the trope. I also like the transgression of people pissing on the dinner table. And the smiling, dark-haired woman holding the wine glasses for a guy to piss in is wonderful.

The same dark haired woman directing a man's piss stream into her open mouth also excites me a lot. It's so deliberately dirty.

The second, all girl section is very good as well. I especially like the trio where one girl is pissing on another woman's cunt. That apparent 'betrayal' of female solidarity excites me, despite the fact that the scene is fully consensual and staged. Attractive women being deliberately dirty together are a hug turn-on.

And, yes, Catherine Ringer is wonderful.

So thank you for this review.

 

Edited December 7, 2022 by wjimmy

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

On 12/7/2022 at 10:32 AM, wjimmy said:

@greedyneedygirl First, thank you for naming Catherine Ringer. I saw that set in Pirate, which I bought in Sweden I think around the time of publication. She has an amazingly 'naughty' expression - her eyes are wonderful. She gives a strong impression of enjoying her work. There's a long thread about her on Vintage Erotica:

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t2354-catherine-ringer.html

I'm posting a couple of pictures of her here, both of which are 'safe' for this forum, one with spunk on her face and one with her mouth open as if she's about to receive piss. I hope she was.

The imagefap full collection of No. 29 is here:

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/459320304/#0

I agree with you; it's very good. I especially enjoy the innocence of the women in sections 1 and 2 - see below. I wonder if their sweetness was a result of 1960s and 1970s sexual libertarianism, even though you tell us it was published in 1980.

I do like the corny dinner party set-up in the first section, and even the 'maid' is sexy for me, despite the corniness of the trope. I also like the transgression of people pissing on the dinner table. And the smiling, dark-haired woman holding the wine glasses for a guy to piss in is wonderful.

The same dark haired woman directing a man's piss stream into her open mouth also excites me a lot. It's so deliberately dirty.

The second, all girl section is very good as well. I especially like the trio where one girl is pissing on another woman's cunt. That apparent 'betrayal' of female solidarity excites me, despite the fact that the scene is fully consensual and staged. Attractive women being deliberately dirty together are a hug turn-on.

And, yes, Catherine Ringer is wonderful.

So thank you for this review.

 

Must say wjimmy I am enjoying reading your replies to my reviews. We seem to be on the same wavelength! I sometimes try conducting a search for Catherine Ringer, sometimes with surprising results:

https://www.xvideos.com/video1220048/catherine_ringer

She is incredibly hirsute, even a nice bush in her armpits!

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On 12/8/2022 at 11:41 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

Must say wjimmy I am enjoying reading your replies to my reviews. We seem to be on the same wavelength! I sometimes try conducting a search for Catherine Ringer, sometimes with surprising results:

https://www.xvideos.com/video1220048/catherine_ringer

She is incredibly hirsute, even a nice bush in her armpits!

I see what you mean about Catherine Ringer's bushes, especially the genital one. I've been getting back to women with hairy pussies recently. They remind me of the shock I got the first time I saw one - "Wow! Women really have hair down there!" I think the contrast between feminine delicacy and crudeness - because I thought of a hairy pussy as shockingly crude at the time - sums up the essence of porn. Thanks for the link to the clip. She really was an enthusiastic cock sucker! I'd love to see more of Catherine's extreme work if more exists, though I'm not sure she did very much.

But ... The pics below are a little off-topic but they illustrate Catherine's erotic sense of humour. I especially like the ones where she sticks brushes up her arse. (They're from 'Anal Sex 36, June '80'. here: http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1304139&postcount=14  )

 

Edited December 15, 2022 by wjimmy

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On 12/15/2022 at 1:29 PM, wjimmy said:

I see what you mean about Catherine Ringer's bushes, especially the genital one. I've been getting back to women with hairy pussies recently. They remind me of the shock I got the first time I saw one - "Wow! Women really have hair down there!" I think the contrast between feminine delicacy and crudeness - because I thought of a hairy pussy as shockingly crude at the time - sums up the essence of porn. Thanks for the link to the clip. She really was an enthusiastic cock sucker! I'd love to see more of Catherine's extreme work if more exists, though I'm not sure she did very much.

But ... The pics below are a little off-topic but they illustrate Catherine's erotic sense of humour. I especially like the ones where she sticks brushes up her arse. (They're from 'Anal Sex 36, June '80'. here: http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1304139&postcount=14  )

 

They must have shot that sequence for Anal Sex at the same time as Sex Bizarre 29, given the same garments, setting and furniture. I put the word out for a 'Catherine Ringer' search and by far the best can be found on XHamster:

 

https://xhamster.com/search/catherine+ringer

 

There's one or two good features from 'Lasse Braun', the German pornographer, starring Ringer, and this showing her being urinated on and taking pee directly into her mouth:

 

https://xhamster.com/videos/catherine-ringer-l-education-anglaise-complete-part-3-gr-2-307775

 

[wjimmy 1,004]

13 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

They must have shot that sequence for Anal Sex at the same time as Sex Bizarre 29, given the same garments, setting and furniture. I put the word out for a 'Catherine Ringer' search and by far the best can be found on XHamster:

 

https://xhamster.com/search/catherine+ringer

 

There's one or two good features from 'Lasse Braun', the German pornographer, starring Ringer, and this showing her being urinated on and taking pee directly into her mouth:

 

https://xhamster.com/videos/catherine-ringer-l-education-anglaise-complete-part-3-gr-2-307775

 

They must have shot that sequence for Anal Sex at the same time as Sex Bizarre 29, given the same garments, setting and furniture.

Yes, that crossed my mind too. Thanks for the links.

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On 12/15/2022 at 11:59 PM, wjimmy said:

 

But ... The pics below are a little off-topic but they illustrate Catherine's erotic sense of humour. I especially like the ones where she sticks brushes up her arse.

 

Gosh! There's a scene that we never saw in Harry Potter. ☺️

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

Sex Bizarre Thirty

 

Given that the previous issue was something of a game changer, (having obtained a photo session from the wonderful French Porn Star, Catherine Ringer, it would have been difficult to follow it. But, as usual the Peter and Jens Theander manage to recruit new fresh models each time they put a publication together. The sub-title ‘World’s Best Wet Sex Magazine, is no idle boast, find me the equivalent, in terms of models, photography, design and layout and I will duly reward you! As usual, three stories starting with the first ‘Dirty Dora’, a natural looking young woman is taking a bubble bath whilst her ‘boyfriend’ is in early morning slumber. He eventually stirs himself and she invites him into the bathroom where the peeing starts, she initiates the proceedings, sitting on the side of the bath and releasing a stream of pee. They fuck and suck, before she gets to taste his urine in a nice sequence of shots. When they return to the bed, after more fucking, she straddles him and pisses directly into his mouth. My only obtainable scan from Imagefap, lack the text to go with all three stories, but I have begun to invent my own narratives…it’s quite nice thinking of myself as the ‘chief’ story writer for these magazines!

 

In the second story, ‘Wet Weekend’, we are back on familiar territory and a group sex scenario. There’s a lovely petite model in the story, who announces that she is dying for a wee, clutching at her crotch area through her dress. Those of you who like watching women ‘dance’ in desperation will like the beginning of the story. It’s also one for the knicker wetting fetishists, as she is encouraged to piddle into a chamber pot whilst wearing her white cotton panties. One of the guy’s pushes his cock into her mouth and pees directly into it. Look away, if you do not like vomiting, as she recoils and gags from the bitter and sour taste of his pee. Clearly, the act wasn’t planned, but the cameras keep rolling to record her swift recovery. In fact the other guy, seemingly her partner fancies his chances and pees over her whilst she is still squatting on the chamber pot. As the couples move into the bedroom, we see how incredibly hairy the petite woman is. Not a shaven haven in sight, as they fuck, swap and suck their way through the rest of the story. The inevitable climax ends with the two guys standing over the women and drenching them with more piss.

 

The third and final story in the magazine is called ‘Pissy Picnic’. Basically a young couple ‘perform’ in front of the voyeuristic eye of an elderly woman clad in fetish rubber clothing. It’s a nice departure from the usual apartment setting, and it looked like a warm Summer day, somewhere in the Danish countryside. Refreshments are soon required as the elderly rubber clad lady offers up a few plastic disposable cups so that the male can pee into them. She masturbates whilst the young couple continue to fornicate in the heat of the sun. The young model in this story also featured in Sex Bizarre 19, she eventually pees into the guys mouth, and there’s some nice shouts of the two of them spurting pee into each others mouths. Given that the publication date of Sex Bizarre 29 was October 1981, it seems a large gap between then and the release date of this issue, (June 1981), it must have been early 1982, as the magazines were a ‘quarterly’

 

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Great review @greedyneedygirl can certainly agree with the subtitle “the World Famous Wet Sex Magazine” as the best publication for pissing 

[wjimmy 1,004]

On 12/23/2022 at 11:46 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Thirty

 

Given that the previous issue was something of a game changer, (having obtained a photo session from the wonderful French Porn Star, Catherine Ringer, it would have been difficult to follow it. But, as usual the Peter and Jens Theander manage to recruit new fresh models each time they put a publication together. The sub-title ‘World’s Best Wet Sex Magazine, is no idle boast, find me the equivalent, in terms of models, photography, design and layout and I will duly reward you! As usual, three stories starting with the first ‘Dirty Dora’, a natural looking young woman is taking a bubble bath whilst her ‘boyfriend’ is in early morning slumber. He eventually stirs himself and she invites him into the bathroom where the peeing starts, she initiates the proceedings, sitting on the side of the bath and releasing a stream of pee. They fuck and suck, before she gets to taste his urine in a nice sequence of shots. When they return to the bed, after more fucking, she straddles him and pisses directly into his mouth. My only obtainable scan from Imagefap, lack the text to go with all three stories, but I have begun to invent my own narratives…it’s quite nice thinking of myself as the ‘chief’ story writer for these magazines!

 

In the second story, ‘Wet Weekend’, we are back on familiar territory and a group sex scenario. There’s a lovely petite model in the story, who announces that she is dying for a wee, clutching at her crotch area through her dress. Those of you who like watching women ‘dance’ in desperation will like the beginning of the story. It’s also one for the knicker wetting fetishists, as she is encouraged to piddle into a chamber pot whilst wearing her white cotton panties. One of the guy’s pushes his cock into her mouth and pees directly into it. Look away, if you do not like vomiting, as she recoils and gags from the bitter and sour taste of his pee. Clearly, the act wasn’t planned, but the cameras keep rolling to record her swift recovery. In fact the other guy, seemingly her partner fancies his chances and pees over her whilst she is still squatting on the chamber pot. As the couples move into the bedroom, we see how incredibly hairy the petite woman is. Not a shaven haven in sight, as they fuck, swap and suck their way through the rest of the story. The inevitable climax ends with the two guys standing over the women and drenching them with more piss.

 

The third and final story in the magazine is called ‘Pissy Picnic’. Basically a young couple ‘perform’ in front of the voyeuristic eye of an elderly woman clad in fetish rubber clothing. It’s a nice departure from the usual apartment setting, and it looked like a warm Summer day, somewhere in the Danish countryside. Refreshments are soon required as the elderly rubber clad lady offers up a few plastic disposable cups so that the male can pee into them. She masturbates whilst the young couple continue to fornicate in the heat of the sun. The young model in this story also featured in Sex Bizarre 19, she eventually pees into the guys mouth, and there’s some nice shouts of the two of them spurting pee into each others mouths. Given that the publication date of Sex Bizarre 29 was October 1981, it seems a large gap between then and the release date of this issue, (June 1981), it must have been early 1982, as the magazines were a ‘quarterly’

 

@greedyneedygirl Thanks again for another very thorough review.

imagefap link:  https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1133373656/?pgid=&gid=6051441&page=0#0

From my point of view, this was another good issue. I certainly remember the cover picture from the dirty bookshops in Amsterdam, though I started visiting them rather later than the early 80s.  It's obvious that Sex Bizarre magazine had a very long shelf life, which must have made the Theanders' investment in talent a paying proposition.

As you say, ‘Dirty Dora’ is a natural looking young woman. She has a genuine smile and seems to have been enjoying the photoshoot. 

The second section, 'Wet Weekend', is my favourite. It presents an imaginative menu of perversity. The youngish woman who pisses in her panties over a chamberpot is very attractive and, like Dora, seems genuinely happy to be taking part in this kinky scenario. I do like the panty pissing, which fits my definition of 'bizarre', but I also like the pictures that precede it, where she's grasping her cunt through her dress. I assume she was trying to stop herself pissing at that point, though might she have been masturbating as well? Do women sometimes masturbate when they're on the edge of pissing? I don't know, of course, but it's a very sexy thought, especially with the others looking on. I'm also excited by the picture which follows her panty pissing moment, when she folds back her urine-soaked knickers to display her pissy cunt to her audience. And the fact that the woman in the purple top is taking such a close interest is also exciting for me. (As an aside, I'd have liked one or both of the women to put those pissy knickers in her mouth, but that has to be filed as one of my unrealised fantasies at the moment.)

The woman in the purple top goes on to direct one of the men's piss streams onto the smiling, panty-pissing girl's cunt. For me, a woman becoming complicit in dirty pissing acts is always exciting. She also holds the man's cock as it goes into the girl's mouth and he pisses, and she smiles as the girl vomits in reaction. I'm not especially into erotic vomiting, but that woman's evident enjoyment at witnessing such a transgressive act is extremely sexy for me. In a later moment, the two women kiss as the men piss on them - a long kiss that must have tasted of piss.

I usually like at most two out of three Sex Bizarre photosets, but I like the third story in this issue as well.

(Continues below)

 

Edited December 25, 2022 by wjimmy

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The third picture set in Sex Bizarre 30, 'Pissy Picnic', is also sexy for me because of the contrast between the two women involved: the younger, 'innocent' girl vs. the older - but very sexy - 'perverted' woman.

There are two early pictures with the kinky older woman touching her crotch through her thin, white trousers as she watches the man and the young woman caress each other. So the same question crosses my mind as in the section before: Is she masturbating through the fabric or trying to restrain her piss? In this case, I think the implication is primarily masturbation - she's clearly a kinky voyeur - but the idea of imminent piss is lurking as well. Those opening pictures establish her as an excitingly dirty woman. The older woman continues to touch her cunt through her trousers as the younger one takes the man's cock in her mouth. Later, after all three have drunk piss from platic beakers, she continues to masturbate as the man ejaculates into his girlfriend's mouth.

Of course, the idea that any of the women involved in these picture sets were enjoying themselves because they were kinky about piss is unlikely. But all three sets work for me as masturbatory fantasy.

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

On 12/25/2022 at 2:09 PM, wjimmy said:

The third picture set in Sex Bizarre 30, 'Pissy Picnic', is also sexy for me because of the contrast between the two women involved: the younger, 'innocent' girl vs. the older - but very sexy - 'perverted' woman.

There are two early pictures with the kinky older woman touching her crotch through her thin, white trousers as she watches the man and the young woman caress each other. So the same question crosses my mind as in the section before: Is she masturbating through the fabric or trying to restrain her piss? In this case, I think the implication is primarily masturbation - she's clearly a kinky voyeur - but the idea of imminent piss is lurking as well. Those opening pictures establish her as an excitingly dirty woman. The older woman continues to touch her cunt through her trousers as the younger one takes the man's cock in her mouth. Later, after all three have drunk piss from platic beakers, she continues to masturbate as the man ejaculates into his girlfriend's mouth.

Of course, the idea that any of the women involved in these picture sets were enjoying themselves because they were kinky about piss is unlikely. But all three sets work for me as masturbatory fantasy.

Thanks again for your thorough reply and of course, your ability to draw upon my reviews and expand upon the contents, I hope you stay with me in the New Year when I will look forward to writing more reviews of this 'World Class' magazine.

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Sex Bizarre Thirty One

 

Writing this in the depths of winter wrapped up in warm, cosy clothing makes me think of just how hot it was last summer. My male friends long for the warm weather when clothing is shed to the bare minimum and the denim shorts are back on the streets an in holiday resorts across the globe. ‘Pissy Pussy’ (Great title) is the first picture story of this issue, published in 1981, it features a model first seen back in Sex Bizarre 17, drinking from a penis poking through a glory hole on the cover. here, she parks her vintage white BMW in a Danish beauty spot and poses in her very tight denim shorts before taking a piss in the open air. She really is a dish, very sexy and natural with natural, slightly drooping breasts. The camera captures her intimate act with clarity and detail, you can almost imagine the blades of grass tickling her soft white flesh.

 

In the second story, ‘Liquid Lechers’, we return to the studio setting where a number of females and males gather to drink from a bar. In my time I have had friends who have built ‘bars’ in their own homes, I’ m always reminded of the swinging scene, long before the internet when couples met to have group sex. The three women featured in the story are again, very natural and sexy with one of them having very prominent nipples. She is wearing a close fitting silky jump suit, and initiates the peeing action, (the film is worth seeking out, but I forget the title of it), she let’s fly with a strong fountain, laughing and giggling throughout the shoot.

 

'Thirsty Women' is also set in the summer, a garden where two women are meeting for a social occasion with a hunky ginger haired man gardening in the background. One of the women, (men who like large natural boobs will enjoy the story), squats to pee in front of him, a sign to conduct sex acts in the heat. Each of them, in this trio, takes it in turn to pee on each other and into mouths. It’s also evident that one of the women, judging by her facial expressions, is struggling with the taste of the gardener’s piss. One of the enduring images of these magazines is how the camera captures the moment that urine is directed towards a face or mouth of a male or female participant. There has been much talk about the taste and smell of pee in this forum, whether the urine is diluted and clear or deep and golden. Obviously the taste is incredibly bitter if it is more ‘yellow’. To date, (1981), much of the piss has a slight golden tint and would have tasted a little sour to say the least. It would be interesting to compile a series of images from these magazines of facial expressions.

 

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32 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Thirty One

 

Writing this in the depths of winter wrapped up in warm, cosy clothing makes me think of just how hot it was last summer. My male friends long for the warm weather when clothing is shed to the bare minimum and the denim shorts are back on the streets an in holiday resorts across the globe. ‘Pissy Pussy’ (Great title) is the first picture story of this issue, published in 1981, it features a model first seen back in Sex Bizarre 17, drinking from a penis poking through a glory hole on the cover. here, she parks her vintage white BMW in a Danish beauty spot and poses in her very tight denim shorts before taking a piss in the open air. She really is a dish, very sexy and natural with natural, slightly drooping breasts. The camera captures her intimate act with clarity and detail, you can almost imagine the blades of grass tickling her soft white flesh.

 

In the second story, ‘Liquid Lechers’, we return to the studio setting where a number of females and males gather to drink from a bar. In my time I have had friends who have built ‘bars’ in their own homes, I’ m always reminded of the swinging scene, long before the internet when couples met to have group sex. The three women featured in the story are again, very natural and sexy with one of them having very prominent nipples. She is wearing a close fitting silky jump suit, and initiates the peeing action, (the film is worth seeking out, but I forget the title of it), she let’s fly with a strong fountain, laughing and giggling throughout the shoot.

 

'Thirsty Women' is also set in the summer, a garden where two women are meeting for a social occasion with a hunky ginger haired man gardening in the background. One of the women, (men who like large natural boobs will enjoy the story), squats to pee in front of him, a sign to conduct sex acts in the heat. Each of them, in this trio, takes it in turn to pee on each other and into mouths. It’s also evident that one of the women, judging by her facial expressions, is struggling with the taste of the gardener’s piss. One of the enduring images of these magazines is how the camera captures the moment that urine is directed towards a face or mouth of a male or female participant. There has been much talk about the taste and smell of pee in this forum, whether the urine is diluted and clear or deep and golden. Obviously the taste is incredibly bitter if it is more ‘yellow’. To date, (1981), much of the piss has a slight golden tint and would have tasted a little sour to say the least. It would be interesting to compile a series of images from these magazines of facial expressions.

 

Your reviews continue to be wonderful reading - thanks so much @greedyneedygirl 

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Superb content/contributions here - thank you. I have never heard of this publication before, so look forward to having the time to pore over it at my leisure.

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Another excellent review @greedyneedygirl I always enjoy reading these and the pics of course 

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On 1/4/2023 at 9:25 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Thirty One

 

Writing this in the depths of winter wrapped up in warm, cosy clothing makes me think of just how hot it was last summer. My male friends long for the warm weather when clothing is shed to the bare minimum and the denim shorts are back on the streets an in holiday resorts across the globe. ‘Pissy Pussy’ (Great title) is the first picture story of this issue, published in 1981, it features a model first seen back in Sex Bizarre 17, drinking from a penis poking through a glory hole on the cover. here, she parks her vintage white BMW in a Danish beauty spot and poses in her very tight denim shorts before taking a piss in the open air. She really is a dish, very sexy and natural with natural, slightly drooping breasts. The camera captures her intimate act with clarity and detail, you can almost imagine the blades of grass tickling her soft white flesh.

 

In the second story, ‘Liquid Lechers’, we return to the studio setting where a number of females and males gather to drink from a bar. In my time I have had friends who have built ‘bars’ in their own homes, I’ m always reminded of the swinging scene, long before the internet when couples met to have group sex. The three women featured in the story are again, very natural and sexy with one of them having very prominent nipples. She is wearing a close fitting silky jump suit, and initiates the peeing action, (the film is worth seeking out, but I forget the title of it), she let’s fly with a strong fountain, laughing and giggling throughout the shoot.

 

'Thirsty Women' is also set in the summer, a garden where two women are meeting for a social occasion with a hunky ginger haired man gardening in the background. One of the women, (men who like large natural boobs will enjoy the story), squats to pee in front of him, a sign to conduct sex acts in the heat. Each of them, in this trio, takes it in turn to pee on each other and into mouths. It’s also evident that one of the women, judging by her facial expressions, is struggling with the taste of the gardener’s piss. One of the enduring images of these magazines is how the camera captures the moment that urine is directed towards a face or mouth of a male or female participant. There has been much talk about the taste and smell of pee in this forum, whether the urine is diluted and clear or deep and golden. Obviously the taste is incredibly bitter if it is more ‘yellow’. To date, (1981), much of the piss has a slight golden tint and would have tasted a little sour to say the least. It would be interesting to compile a series of images from these magazines of facial expressions.

 

PICTURES here: https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/9557373/sex-bizarre-31

This isn't one of my all-time favourite issues of Sex Bizarre, but there are some pictures I like quite a lot. For instance, I like the fantasy of the friendly local pub, where customers gather round the bar to watch the landlady suck her husband's cock. greedyneedygirl's suggestion that these pics reflect the contemporary swinging scene may not be wide of the mark. I also like the convivial moment when two of the women are casually chatting while one strokes a different cock. It's an attractive fantasy of sexual liberation, carefully staged for the camera. And there's one of my favourite moments a little later, when one woman holds a cock to direct the piss stream onto the second woman. A few pictures on, she holds the cock again while the recently pissed-on woman sucks it. There are a lot of smiles as the blonde woman at the bar has her cunt licked by one of the men, with a girlfriend in close attendance, and then has her cunt pissed on , with the woman observing closely. Then the two of them share the pissing cock, in a piss-adapted version of a two girl blow job. There's a sexy bit of nipple sucking a little later, followed by what looks like an orgy. For me, the casual, ordinary nature of the group sex here makes the scene excitingly  bizarre. (Continues)

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(Sex Bizarre 31, Continued)

https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/9557373/sex-bizarre-31

Section 3: Thirsty Women: This section mostly focusses on cock worship (two women plus one man). I'd have preferred to see more FF action, but the women seem enthusiastic about being pissed on and interacting with each other when wet. I really like the close-up FF tongue kiss while the man is pissing on their mouths. The older woman in particular seems to be having a good time. The subsequent shared cock sucking is sexy as well; there's a sense of intimacy there. And it's sexy to see one of the women pissing on her friend as the friend sucks the man's cock. 

Thanks very much, @greedyneedygirl, for keeping this project going. 

Edited January 7, 2023 by wjimmy

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

Sex Bizarre Thirty-Two

 

A woman is pleasuring herself with a dildo, she is wearing thigh-high lace-up boots, a half-cup bra with matching red knickers. There’s a degree of sophistication and an air of authority about her and her luxurious surroundings. ‘Peeping Pervert’ is the first story in this issue, possibly published in 1982. After the dildo masturbation, she opens a door in the room to find a voyeur enjoying her private act through a key-hole. I’m reminded of the David Lynch film, ‘Blue Velvet’ released four years later, where the young protagonist finds himself hiding away in the wardrobe of Dorothy Vallens, played by Isabella Rossellini. He witnesses sexual abuse, but in the story in Sex Bizarre, it seem that the scenario has been set up. I am unable to refer to any accompanying text in my found scan. What follows is a power-play, with the woman pulling the strings, it appears to be an escort girl/client relationship. As the sex drifts from the bedroom to the bathroom, the perversions are carried out with both of them pissing over each other on the bidet and bath. When the story moves into the bathroom she slips out of her red lingerie, and pulls on a pair of stay-up fish-net stockings, perhaps this was requested by her client? In the absence of a storyline I can only think that the relationship is about power-play. If my research serves me well, the female protagonist is a one off, ie not a regular CCC model, so perhaps they are a couple, we can only speculate.

 

Here’s another film reference; The Pajama Game, (1957), a musical starring Doris Day. Must be two ways of spelling Pyjama, one being American, I guess. I raise the issue, because the second story in Sex Bizarre 32 is called the ‘Pissing Party’, with all the guests wearing nightwear. It’s a nice idea, the association of peeing to ‘wet pyjamas’ is one that we are all, generally equated with. If good old ‘Sigmund’ is to be believed, the development of a fetish for urolagnia may well have stemmed from a traumatic experience in childhood. Being chastised for bed-wetting may have been the trigger. However, the six evenly gendered guests in this story soon get down to some heavy petting through and over the dainty little nighties and masculine pyjama sets. One of the more ‘effeminate’ guys sports a rather fetching black kimono. It was erotic for me to see the stiff erections poking out of the loose flies of the pyjamas. One of the girls is so naturally charming and mischievous, older readers might remember the Irish Singer Dana, with who there is a passing resemblance. The best pee sequence is initiated by a mixed race Asian girl who sends a strong fountain up and into Mr effeminate’s gaping mouth, he gulps it all up as if quenching his thirst at a water fountain. 

 

My intention was stop reviewing at the end of the 1970’s, but since then I have revised my decision due to the continued excellence of the magazine. I will therefore sail on through the 1980’s as long as I can find good scans. I have no idea when CCC stopped publishing their magazines, if at all. 

 

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@greedyneedygirl Yes, I take your point about porn referencing mainstream films. I suppose one might say it 'perverts' the films, but another way of seeing that is to say the pornographic themes are implicit in the mainstream versions. I suppose it's a bit of both. David Lynch was constantly referencing subtexts in everyday tropes, I think.

As an aside, you presumably know the crying masturbation scene towards the end of Mullholland Drive? That's one of the most complex erotic film moments I've ever seen.

https://xhamster.com/videos/naomi-watts-mulholland-drive-masturbating-783428

Edited January 27, 2023 by wjimmy

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@greedyneedygirl

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1829322883/?pgid=&gid=5035033&page=0#0

I love the cover picture for number 32. The model's belly is so powerful, and she appears to be genuinely into this moment of getting fucked. Ditto the first image of the 'Peeping Pervert' section. Although it's the peeper who's called a pervert, the model with her challenging stare and her red-nailed fingers on her hungry, open cunt is actually presented as the pervert - though I translate 'pervert' as sexually uninhibited woman - intensely sexual but not perverted.. She's gorgeous, and her boots make her extra kinky. Her 'discovery' of the wanking peeper with his cock and balls out is also very powerful. It captures an intense combination of arousal and shame. (So, yes, 'Blue Velvet' exactly). The extension of the fantasy is that, instead of being outraged, the model rewards the perverted peeper by taking his cock in her mouth. "Come here, Mr. Pervert, I'm just as perverted as you! I'll show you." - which possibly lies at the root of most male erotic fantasy. She's the wonderfully dirty woman of our dreams. And she confirms her delicious dirtiness by allowing him to piss in her mouth. 

@Pissy Party' has a lot of familiar faces. I like the way one of the girls manages to smile convincingly while a man pisses into her mouth. I find the pissy little pink knickers in the following picture very sexy as well. The section culminates in an orgy scene. I wonder how the performers interacted when they weren't on camera. That's one of the things that always intrigues me about orgies in porn, though I'm unlikely to ever find out. 

Edited January 27, 2023 by wjimmy

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3 hours ago, wjimmy said:

@greedyneedygirl Yes, I take your point about porn referencing mainstream films. I suppose one might say it 'perverts' the films, but another way of seeing that is to say the pornographic themes are implicit in the mainstream versions. I suppose it's a bit of both. David Lynch was constantly referencing subtexts in everyday tropes, I think.

As an aside, you presumably know the crying masturbation scene towards the end of Mullholland Drive? That's one of the most complex erotic film moments I've ever seen.

https://xhamster.com/videos/naomi-watts-mulholland-drive-masturbating-783428

Absolutely! But I also find the scene in Wild at Heart between Laura Dern and Willem Dafoe in the motel room, deeply troubling but incredibly erotic. Do you remember that she clicks her heels at the end of the assault, I always thought that it signified orgasm, but some critics now believe that it is a ref. to Dorothy in Wizard of Oz...

 

 

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11 hours ago, wjimmy said:

@greedyneedygirl

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1829322883/?pgid=&gid=5035033&page=0#0

I love the cover picture for number 32. The model's belly is so powerful, and she appears to be genuinely into this moment of getting fucked. Ditto the first image of the 'Peeping Pervert' section. Although it's the peeper who's called a pervert, the model with her challenging stare and her red-nailed fingers on her hungry, open cunt is actually presented as the pervert - though I translate 'pervert' as sexually uninhibited woman - intensely sexual but not perverted.. She's gorgeous, and her boots make her extra kinky. Her 'discovery' of the wanking peeper with his cock and balls out is also very powerful. It captures an intense combination of arousal and shame. (So, yes, 'Blue Velvet' exactly). The extension of the fantasy is that, instead of being outraged, the model rewards the perverted peeper by taking his cock in her mouth. "Come here, Mr. Pervert, I'm just as perverted as you! I'll show you." - which possibly lies at the root of most male erotic fantasy. She's the wonderfully dirty woman of our dreams. And she confirms her delicious dirtiness by allowing him to piss in her mouth. 

@Pissy Party' has a lot of familiar faces. I like the way one of the girls manages to smile convincingly while a man pisses into her mouth. I find the pissy little pink knickers in the following picture very sexy as well. The section culminates in an orgy scene. I wonder how the performers interacted when they weren't on camera. That's one of the things that always intrigues me about orgies in porn, though I'm unlikely to ever find out. 

Endlessly fascinated by the both the 'off-camera'- activity and the initial direction at the start of the shoot...you're right we shall never know. The viewer/consumer is led to believe that the thread is seamless. Sometimes, in mainstream televised and filmed action we are often treated to the cutting room floor outtakes. The CCC films were over-dubbed, often in German with muzak playing in the background. You would think that the players in these scenarios would sometimes ask for a towel, or be saying things like; "Please...not in my eyes!"

Edited January 27, 2023 by greedyneedygirl