Sex Bizarre Reviews

[likesToLick 10,216]

7 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

“My turn to go now”, you can almost imagine the blonde saying as she adopts a similar position and strains to evacuate her bowels. You can just see the excitement in her pussy, her creamy love juices appear as she pushes hard.

I have noticed this "creaming" effect in a number of videos when women are engaged in defecation.  I'm curious,  does it always indicate sexual arousal,  or can it simply mean that fluid is being squeezed from the vagina due to muscle contractions?

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9 hours ago, cheekyfe11a said:

I searched for the movie Shithouse Peeper and was taken to it on the Motherless website. It is a very hot little movie

Thanks for the info. 👍  I just watched and enjoyed it. There is a lovely shot of blonde Simi's creamy juices flowing from her pussy as she does a shit.

On 2/15/2022 at 10:12 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Whilst being shagged from behind, she buries her face in the blonde’s cunt, wet with secretions and pee.

One of the most erotic parts for me,  with the lovely brunette diving in to eat the blonde girl's cunt while she is sitting on the toilet, still full of her bodily scents and flavours.

Thank you, @greedyneedygirl for another great review.  Your descriptions are exciting in their own right.

 

Edited February 17, 2022 by gldenwetgoose

[gldenwetgoose 21,466]

Just a quick reminder regarding defecation - I know it's not being discussed in detail, I know @greedyneedygirl has made a specific point of trying to avoid including it, but it has crept in and the site rule wording is quite specific:

"Do not post bestiality or scat content on this site. Any fetishes other than pee should be discussed in the 'Other Adult Content' section, and are allowed at the administrator's discretion."

As they say in the grim north where I come from "Them's the rules".   So please can we avoid further discussions around the textual scat content of the magazine.

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

3 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Just a quick reminder regarding defecation - I know it's not being discussed in detail, I know @greedyneedygirl has made a specific point of trying to avoid including it, but it has crept in and the site rule wording is quite specific:

"Do not post bestiality or scat content on this site. Any fetishes other than pee should be discussed in the 'Other Adult Content' section, and are allowed at the administrator's discretion."

As they say in the grim north where I come from "Them's the rules".   So please can we avoid further discussions around the textual scat content of the magazine.

I do endorse what is said here, I try and make it clear that any discussion on scatology should be avoided for the remit of this forum. Hence my censorship of the front cover. Should I not review a magazine if it has that content? I think the Theander Brothers included it in one or two more issues, up until Issue 29. As far as I know it was not depicted after then. 

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

12 hours ago, cheekyfe11a said:

Another well written description of the action illustrated in Sex Bizarre 5 @greedyneedygirl I enjoyed reading it

I searched for the movie Shithouse Peeper and was taken to it on the Motherless website. It is a very hot little movie and I like how the girls dry themselves off before attending to their toilet needs. The look of open mouthed surprise and wonder on the blonds face as she kneels in front of her friend on the toilet as she relieves herself is very sexy and then, when the blond jumps on the toilet to empty her bowels with such a look of relief on her face its so intimate and horny. These girls look like they were having great fun.

Thanks @greedyneedygirl x

 

 

I have seen it too...it looks and feels genuine, one of my favourite sequences is the two girls French Kissing as they dry themselves after the shower. I also like the abundance of pubic hair, particularly on the brunette!

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

On 2/16/2022 at 6:11 AM, likesToLick said:

I have noticed this "creaming" effect in a number of videos when women are engaged in defecation.  I'm curious,  does it always indicate sexual arousal,  or can it simply mean that fluid is being squeezed from the vagina due to muscle contractions?

I think it's a bit of both, to be frank, it also coincides with the monthly cycle, or at least it did in my case, before the menopause kicked in! 😡😂

[gldenwetgoose 21,466]

9 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I do endorse what is said here, I try and make it clear that any discussion on scatology should be avoided for the remit of this forum. Hence my censorship of the front cover. Should I not review a magazine if it has that content? I think the Theander Brothers included it in one or two more issues, up until Issue 29. As far as I know it was not depicted after then. 

My suggestion would be to review - as you’re doing excellently-  but could you not just omit mention of that particular scene or glimpse?

In this particular example it was almost a one-line mention of it, and the way it was mentioned was almost separate from the peeing.

And I stress, it’s not so much the fact that you’ve mentioned it - it’s the discussion onwards it’s led to. 

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6 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

 

As they say in the grim north where I come from "Them's the rules".   So please can we avoid further discussions around the textual scat content of the magazine.

Understood and will comply.   My apologies.

 

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

12 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

My suggestion would be to review - as you’re doing excellently-  but could you not just omit mention of that particular scene or glimpse?

In this particular example it was almost a one-line mention of it, and the way it was mentioned was almost separate from the peeing.

And I stress, it’s not so much the fact that you’ve mentioned it - it’s the discussion onwards it’s led to. 

Agreed...as i said there's very little depiction in future issues and I will not draw attention to it. 

[mickymoist 3,512]

Just seeing the logo brings back memories, I remember when I was maybe 13/14  we were rummaging around a local derelict industrial site (as boys did at that age) and came across a pile of dumped stuff, in amongst it we struck gold..a bunch of discarded porn mags.  Most were more mainstream but when we shared them out I got a copy of Bizarre and a Whitehouse became prized possessions, at least they were until my mum found my stash...then I got a slap and they disappeared ....... happy days 😄

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

Sex Bizarre Six

 

In the previous issue the theme centred around the notion of a guy ‘spying’ on two young women taking a shower together and going to the toilet. Peering through the keyhole in what could have been apartments or indeed, student accommodation where there are shared facilities. Issue Six concerns itself with a similar theme, although this is set in the workplace and the male voyeur peeks through a hole in the cubicle of a public toilet. The hole has been drilled behind the loo roll holder and is somewhat prescient given todays fetish for seeking sexual pleasure through a ‘glory-hole’.

 

Once again the photography and colour is exemplary, published in 1973 the Theander Brothers seemed to have tapped into a rich vein of fetish magazines, of which Sex Bizarre became a central example of their output. There is a loose narrative, a written story to accompany the photographs. The set has been constructed to appear like a works or office lavatory, with the toilet positioned to allow photographing from behind the women who squat over the bowl. I’m sure that way back in the seventies, this phenomenon was rare and somewhat unique in the history of pornography. These days, we can see candid films created by hidden cameras in toilets on the internet. Some more genuine than others, and by and large involving women, either totally unaware of the filming or ‘acting’ before the camera for a fee.

 

I fell victim to a toilet voyeur as a student whilst waiting for a Bus to arrive at Victoria Coach Station, London. I thought I’d better go for a pee before the long journey back home. As I urinated I spied a hand holding a small mirror in the gap below the cubicle next door. It was hard to see whether the hand was male or female, but they were clearly trying to capture my reflection in the mirror for masturbatory purposes. I darted out of the Ladies quickly and reported the incident. Of course ‘Kristina’, one of the women in the magazine, does no such thing, she has a piddle, notices the hole in the toilet, takes a good look and the guy pushes his penis through the hole so that she can suck him off. There’s a nice shot of the glans of his cock against the lips of her pussy as she draws it towards her through the hole. Such is her excitement that she picks up her panties and pops next door to get a closer look at her work colleague. They have sex in the lavatory, but then another woman pops in for a pee, and she too listens to the raunchy sex taking place next door and masturbates whilst sitting on the loo after her pee.

 

The models have been recruited to look natural, they are fully clothed throughout the shoot, only to expose as much as anyone who goes to the loo, this adds to erotic frisson of story. The second woman who enters the toilet is Miss Lise, the inference being that she is higher up than the two workers having sex in the cubicle. Per, fucks Kristina from behind and ejaculates over her bottom, there is a lovely shot of the more mature woman wiping herself after her pissing and masturbation.

Edited February 24, 2022 by greedyneedygirl

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1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Once again the photography and colour is exemplary

Color Climax was a legitimate publisher putting out high quality material.  In one of the Color Climax mags, I think a lesbian brand, I once saw the camera guy doing an endorsement for a camera company, saying it was used in shooting the magazine.  It may have been Canon.   Can you imagine that here in the US?  ☺️

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16 hours ago, Peevert said:

Color Climax was a legitimate publisher putting out high quality material.  In one of the Color Climax mags, I think a lesbian brand, I once saw the camera guy doing an endorsement for a camera company, saying it was used in shooting the magazine.  It may have been Canon.   Can you imagine that here in the US?  ☺️

I don't have that much technical information on the stills cameras used, I'm presuming that they must have been top of the range given how they captured 'water' in motion! 😂😉 I know that they shot the films in 16mm, but then printed and distributed on 8mm for domestic use. One of the off-shoot magazines was called 'Lesbian Love', I presume that was the one you referenced. 

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8 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

don't have that much technical information on the stills cameras used, I'm presuming that they must have been top of the range given how they captured 'water' in motion!

Electronic flash units began replacing flashbulbs in the 1970s,  and that brought this ability to the consumer market.   The camera would be set on 1/60 of a second, using a fairly slow film.  The camera would be wired to an electronic flash gun, timed using a standard called X-synchronization,  so that operating the shutter would trigger the flash during the relatively long time that the shutter was open.  

The flash gun would give a very bright pulse of light that lasted less than 1/1000 of a second,  effectively capturing an instant of the liquid stream in mid air.  This was something that even top grade cameras of that era could not do on their own,  but electronic flash made it possible with even a basic SLR camera.   

I guess this is why images of peeing porn from before 1970 are fairly rare and generally of poor quality.

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5 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Electronic flash units began replacing flashbulbs in the 1970s,  and that brought this ability to the consumer market.   The camera would be set on 1/60 of a second, using a fairly slow film.  The camera would be wired to an electronic flash gun, timed using a standard called X-synchronization,  so that operating the shutter would trigger the flash during the relatively long time that the shutter was open.  

The flash gun would give a very bright pulse of light that lasted less than 1/1000 of a second,  effectively capturing an instant of the liquid stream in mid air.  This was something that even top grade cameras of that era could not do on their own,  but electronic flash made it possible with even a basic SLR camera.   

I guess this is why images of peeing porn from before 1970 are fairly rare and generally of poor quality.

Thank you much appreciated. I also know that the Color Climax Corporation were able to print, publish and distribute their magazines and films from a 'factory' based in the Strandlodvej area of Copenhagen. Not only is the photography high quality, but also the printing and paper stock used for the magazines. The Theander Brothers certainly lived up to the strap-line on the dust covers..."Ganz in Farben...High Class Pornography". 

Edited February 25, 2022 by greedyneedygirl

[gldenwetgoose 21,466]

And just to build on what @likesToLick has said there on the camera technology, in the studio the earlier lighting would have been using halogen flood lamps, typically up to 500W bulky and hot things. 

The cameras would have then had to be used on a shutter speed of maybe 1/60 second or less (since the lamps operated on alternating current at 50Hz or 60Hz) and that slow shutter speed wouldn’t be enough to freeze the motion of the pee stream. 

Also when shooting colour, the ‘temperature’ of the lighting is critical. Most colour film is designed to be used in daylight, but the studio lamps are much more orange. To produce a usable image a blue coloured filter would have to be used, further reducing the amount of light and needing that slow shutter speed. 

Also in the ‘60s film technology was still progressing especially for colour film and for quality magazine sized prints it would be more likely to be carried out on medium format cameras rather than 35mm. The impacts of this are maybe 12-18 images per roll of film, also a good few seconds winding on time between shots (I know, I still play with them).  So possibly the photographer would only catch one or two shots of a piss, with no guarantee of having the best stream showing or expressions on their faces.

With improvements in film, it was more viable to use 35mm cameras with a much improved time between frames and as mentioned the improvements in electronic flash units. 

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13 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

And just to build on what @likesToLick has said there on the camera technology, in the studio the earlier lighting would have been using halogen flood lamps, typically up to 500W bulky and hot things. 

The cameras would have then had to be used on a shutter speed of maybe 1/60 second or less (since the lamps operated on alternating current at 50Hz or 60Hz) and that slow shutter speed wouldn’t be enough to freeze the motion of the pee stream. 

Also when shooting colour, the ‘temperature’ of the lighting is critical. Most colour film is designed to be used in daylight, but the studio lamps are much more orange. To produce a usable image a blue coloured filter would have to be used, further reducing the amount of light and needing that slow shutter speed. 

Also in the ‘60s film technology was still progressing especially for colour film and for quality magazine sized prints it would be more likely to be carried out on medium format cameras rather than 35mm. The impacts of this are maybe 12-18 images per roll of film, also a good few seconds winding on time between shots (I know, I still play with them).  So possibly the photographer would only catch one or two shots of a piss, with no guarantee of having the best stream showing or expressions on their faces.

With improvements in film, it was more viable to use 35mm cameras with a much improved time between frames and as mentioned the improvements in electronic flash units. 

Gosh, I bet there were a few 'outtakes' 😉

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16 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

To produce a usable image a blue coloured filter would have to be used,

I still have a couple of those filters with my camera gear,  though I haven't shot anything on film for nearly 20 years. 🙂

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

Sex Bizarre Seven

 

Issue seven seems to be a bit of a stop gap in that it moves away from the usual narrative of a single episode involving up to several couples. Could it be that the Theander’s were waiting to put together the models for Issue 8? Or was it because they were in receipt of some amateur photos from a hippy-type couple who feature in this compilation of images. We know that certain models were used across the various publications and you might recognise the woman aiming a torrent towards the camera on the front page! She starred in the controversial Issue Five, and appears several times over. The antique chamber pot is featured in the photographs, models invariably missing their aim. There are some very detailed close-ups of the female urethra, poised just above the porcelain edge of the ‘potty’. The ‘invited’ couple take pride of place, pissing on the lavatory but also over each other in bedroom shots. I would also speculate that this is the first time self-peeing has been captured on film, certainly within this publication, it is the final photo in the magazine. Because of the compilation idea running through the magazine I would hesitate to say that this issue is somewhat of a collector’s item. One guy wrote to me saying that it was one of the magazines passed around in a brown envelope at the car factory where he worked, needless to say it was well thumbed and a bit ‘stained’ as it moved from hand to hand!

 

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I mentioned earlier about the distribution of Hard Core Porn magazines from Europe and how the UK outlawed the making, selling and Distribution of adult magazines and films in the 1970's. However, towns and cities were granted permission to open a sex shop under license with the caveat that it should be for 'Adults Only'. The shops were usually to be found on the periphery of the city where it was a bit run-down and commercial rates were cheaper. If you were lucky, on entering the shop the proprietor may have offered something in the back room or under the counter. This is where you may have found the Hard Core material, and of course, magazines like Sex Bizarre. I have no idea where this particular shop was in the UK, perhaps someone might recognise it?

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6 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I mentioned earlier about the distribution of Hard Core Porn magazines from Europe and how the UK outlawed the making, selling and Distribution of adult magazines and films in the 1970's. However, towns and cities were granted permission to open a sex shop under license with the caveat that it should be for 'Adults Only'. The shops were usually to be found on the periphery of the city where it was a bit run-down and commercial rates were cheaper. If you were lucky, on entering the shop the proprietor may have offered something in the back room or under the counter. This is where you may have found the Hard Core material, and of course, magazines like Sex Bizarre. I have no idea where this particular shop was in the UK, perhaps someone might recognise it?

From the sign on the building behind, I reckon it's Leeds. Quarry Mount is an area of Leeds north of the city centre and not far from where I went to school (at about the same time, judging by the car in the background!) And I think the road sign says Christopher Road, which would be right.

Edited March 1, 2022 by Kupar

[mickymoist 3,512]

Looks like this is it? Not a sex shop any more 😀

[Kupar 13,321]

1 hour ago, mickymoist said:

Looks like this is it? Not a sex shop any more 😀

Good work! In fact the whole building was clearly demolished and replaced by something a little more permanent-looking 🙂 

Edited March 1, 2022 by Kupar

[greedyneedygirl 4,155]

Ah, so there we have it, Leeds. I gathered it may have been somewhere North. 

[WetMart 1,125]

15 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Ah, so there we have it, Leeds. I gathered it may have been somewhere North. 

There were a lot of these types of shops in the north and one sex shop close to where I live. It closed some years ago and is now a cafe. I did get a few mags there back in the day and wish I had kept them.