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Do you have any funny stuff to share?

 

 

Let me start with a toast an uncle of mine once said. I try to translate it from German to English as best as I can.

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Ein Junge steht am Scheunentor und pinkelt durch die Ritze,
Drinnen fällt ne Sense um und haut ihm ab die Spitze.
Prost!

English:

A boy stands at the barn door and pees through the gap,
Inside, a scythe falls over and cuts off his tip.
Cheers!

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English text: in order not to stain the toilet, men are also allowed to sit with us [Please pee sitting down]

 

(I am sure there has been a thread like this bevore but it does not seem active so I think it´s ok to start a new one?)

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