Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

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• Bank teller pisses pants

[Naughts 325]

Do you have any funny stuff to share?

 

 

Let me start with a toast an uncle of mine once said. I try to translate it from German to English as best as I can.

Original:

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Ein Junge steht am Scheunentor und pinkelt durch die Ritze,
Drinnen fällt ne Sense um und haut ihm ab die Spitze.
Prost!

English:

A boy stands at the barn door and pees through the gap,
Inside, a scythe falls over and cuts off his tip.
Cheers!

 

English text: in order not to stain the toilet, men are also allowed to sit with us [Please pee sitting down]

 

(I am sure there has been a thread like this bevore but it does not seem active so I think it´s ok to start a new one?)

Edited June 9, 2021 by Naughts
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[Ms. Tito 2,045]

You want memes? I got memes.

Edited June 10, 2021 by Ms. Tito

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OK, Here we go ...

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[gldenwetgoose 20,305]

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Was having an amazing piss in the swimming pool yesterday...   until the lifeguard blew his whistle so loudly I nearly fell off the diving board.

 

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On 6/14/2021 at 1:46 PM, Pee_Jeans said:

Meeeeeee!!! I love this lol.

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[thisisausername85 70]

Hi fellas, here're some memes. However I have a gen z sense of humor so idk if some of y'all will understand or appreciate these. :] I got the pics from the small piss kink community on Pinterest that consists mostly of teenagers like myself.

 

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7 hours ago, thisisausername85 said:

Hi fellas, here're some memes. However I have a gen z sense of humor so idk if some of y'all will understand or appreciate these. :] I got the pics from the small piss kink community on Pinterest that consists mostly of teenagers like myself.

 

That is exactly my sense of humor

[WetDreamer 21,248]

How wine is made..........

Edited July 15, 2021 by WetDreamer
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[thisisausername85 70]

Got some more memes for y'all

 

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21 minutes ago, thisisausername85 said:

Got some more memes for y'all

 

Girls who pee standing up: Me. I am those girls.

Edited July 16, 2021 by Ms. Tito

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[gldenwetgoose 20,305]

This is a public bathroom I used yesterday. 

Now with Covid we’re very used to lines on the floor we have to stay behind - I reckon I’d have to be properly bursting to reach from there though. 

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