Not a good aim

[buspee7 263]

Well i aimed at the centre of the toilet and still managed to pee on seat!

[Kupar 13,339]

I'm just imagining my wife's reaction if I did that - lol.

[buspee7 263]

I dont have that problem, i am a single guy😀

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Well, looks like you did 'aim' for the middle, but when the stream splits like that then all bets are off.

(I'm waiting for all the ladies' comments of 'now you know what it's like when we try standing...')

[buspee7 263]

Thanks for your comments 😃 yes i probably think i should of sat too! I can now understand how difficult it must be for women to pee while standing 😀

[Boystoiletlover 43]

That’s why I mostly sit on the toilet when I need a wee.

I used to get the toilet seat a lot, even when I was soft. If I had a stiffie, boy it would be everywhere!

[Kupar 13,339]

12 minutes ago, Boystoiletlover said:

That’s why I mostly sit on the toilet when I need a wee.

I used to get the toilet seat a lot, even when I was soft. If I had a stiffie, boy it would be everywhere!

Seems reasonable. But I imagine you need to sit further back than normal and push your cock down past the rim if you are hard 🙂 

[Moist 14]

If I'm getting the old split stream problem, i usually stand to one side of the toilet rather than in front. Generally stops splashes. Also good idea to actually raise the seat...lol, you can tell I'm a proper educated geezer now right 😉

Edited July 18, 2021 by Moist

[Boystoiletlover 43]

When I stand to go to toilet, I often wonder just as I’m pushing to start pissing “I wonder how it’s gonna come out?” 😂 

Then the flowing feeling starts coming and think there’s no stopping me now, just gotta go and see what happens 😂 

Hold it straight and it still squirts out sideways and at an angle like your piss @buspee7

So girls, when you tell your boys off for spraying the seat....actually it’s not always easy to predict how it will come out when us boys piss 🙂

[Eliminature 5,209]

On 5/28/2021 at 11:46 AM, Kupar said:

I'm just imagining my wife's reaction if I did that - lol.

For what it's worth, my reaction would be: "If you aren't going to aim properly; use the sink or bath, please. If I can aim and clean up after myself, so can you."

My view is, if you do spray a bit, it's not the end of the world. However, you should always clean up after yourself. Especially if you're in someone else's bathroom.

[Kupar 13,339]

6 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

For what it's worth, my reaction would be: "If you aren't going to aim properly; use the sink or bath, please. If I can aim and clean up after myself, so can you."

My view is, if you do spray a bit, it's not the end of the world. However, you should always clean up after yourself. Especially if you're in someone else's bathroom.

Hers would be (I can check later 🙂) "Clean that up now, and don't do it again please." However (and this is where I both hold the trump card and get my brownie points) I am the one that cleans the bathroom and downstairs toilet in our house. OK, OK, she cleans the rest of the house. But I do the ironing too. And most of the cooking and washing.

[PullbackSoaker 253]

On 5/27/2021 at 8:29 AM, buspee7 said:

Well i aimed at the centre of the toilet and still managed to pee on seat!

Beautiful display

[buspee7 263]

Well thanks very much🙂