Short-Form Porn.

[wetwulf 3,324]

Dammit. I knew I should have checked the weather forecast before I decided to walk to the store. It's starting to rain, and I still have a mile to go before I even get there!

Great, now it's pouring. I'm getting soaked! Good thing I didn't wear my white blouse. Well, I guess I can't do anything about being wet now. And worse, I need to pee, and all this rain is making it worse.

There's the store! It's raining even harder! I'll make a run for it. There! Finally, I'm out of the rain, but I'm so wet. And I still need to pee.

Well, my clothes are drenched anyway. I wonder if anyone will notice if I just... mmm, I'm peeing myself right now, and it just looks like I'm wet from the rain. There are people around, but they don't know I'm totally pissing myself. Ahhh.

Edited December 31, 2022 by wetwulf

[hentaixt 1,581]

I was going through my old toys from when I was a young girl. My parents would always try to buy things that were "educational fun." Thankfully one thing that I adored they bought me plenty of times. I had a huge marble run, it had ramps and loops, spinners and see-saws, so many different funnels and tunnels. I had NO IDEA, it would work even better pissing in it. I don't think I have gone in the toilet for over a month... and I just now decided to change the order of the system!

[hentaixt 1,581]

I go to thrift stores once a month, buy a huge bag of clothes, and bring it home with me.

I spend the next week with all of it in the bag, peeing on it whenever and as often as I can.

When I'm done, I take the whole thing to my friend's laundromat.

We put everything through two full washes, then we inspect all the items and repair them or if they're too far gone, set them to the side.

The fixed group gets dropped off at the out-reach office.

The other pile get torn up and turned into blankets and dropped off at the homeless shelter.

We write everything off as donations and I get to have fun doing it.

[hentaixt 1,581]

I'm so glad we came to an agreement. This works so well, I get to pee down your throat, you get to pee on the floor. Everybody wins.

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Hey babe?"
"Yeah?"
"I kinda need to pee, you want to drink it?"

"Nah, not thirsty right now. Go ask my sister."
"Okay, thanks."

[Pee_Jeans 21]

"Hello sir, the boss is coming in 10 minutes for your interview, you can wait in the waiting room."

"Thanks ! Sorry, where can I pee?"

"Oh, of course, go see my colleague, all you have to do is pee between her legs."

"Okay, thanks"

Edited January 25, 2023 by Pee_Jeans

[rann 686]

"You alright? You've been doing a little pee-pee dance for a while now."

- "Is it that obvious? You've been here before, yeah? Do you know where the toilets are?"

"The only free ones are next door."

- "Fuck, I don't want to walk that far! ... ... ... Hey, I saw we passed some elevators just now, right?"

Edited January 31, 2023 by rann

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 12/30/2022 at 6:58 AM, wetwulf said:

"Umm, excuse me ma'am?"

"Yes? Is there a problem?"

"Well, I think you're in the wrong place."

"But I need to pee."

"Yes, but this is the Men's room."

"Oh, well, in that case, let me just adjust my skirt, and..." *steps up to urinal* "Ahhh... much better."

Me tho

[hentaixt 1,581]

Julie what are you doing? The sign specifically says they are closed.

Yeah, but I didn't know and I really need to pee. I'm just going to make a late night mail drop.

[2 min later]

You weren't kidding, the whole floor in there is covered... could you hurry up though, I need to go now.

[hentaixt 1,581]

Welcome to the first meeting of "Peeing in Modern Literature."

As expected most of you are questioning how many stories have references to peeing in them.

The truth is that question is irrelevant. This class is about pissing on the the drivel that is consider current day writing.

So everyone before next class I want you to relieve yourself in the "Self Help" section of any big name book seller.

If you have a witness, good, filming will be awarded extra points. The class will critique your style and book selections.

Ladies you will have it easier, skirts are key. Fellows, baggy shorts are your best option.

 

Class dismissed.

[hentaixt 1,581]

Young lady, since you clearly don't understand the the repercussions, let me explain it to you. Excessive liquid on hardwood surfaces cause it to expand, at which point the pressure will cause it to buckle and then either dislodge or crack. Yet you insist on pissing here, even while I scold you, when there is carpet TWO STEPS AWAY FROM YOU. The fact you intentionally left your chair to squat over this space shows you have no respect. You could have easily gone right where you sat without issues. So, since you want to act like a trollop, you will be treated like one. {light, firm slap to the face} For the rest of the day your mouth is my urinal and I will be calling it to use often. Like right now, open wide and do not spill anymore on the floor.

[hentaixt 1,581]

I hate that feeling when you walk in a room and forget why you're there.

It happened to me the other day, walked into the bathroom and *poof*, thought gone.

When I got back to the living room the puddle on the floor reminded me that I had needed to pee... but clearly I did that before I left.

[CON2H4 650]

"Hello, this is the golden ray hotel, Marie speaking, how may I help" 

"Yeah, I was just wondering why on earth I'm being charged for, and I quote "damaging the bed" 

"Did you wet the bed" 

"No of course not! Do you think I'm a BABY?"

"That'll be why sir" 

Edited April 15, 2023 by CON2H4
Adding quote marks

[CON2H4 650]

"Brilliant performance there. Let's see what the judges think, we'll start with you Leticia" 

"What a way to open the show! Your pose was powerful, yet nonchalant. Your stream was gentle as it pattered on the floor. You did everything expected of you. Now you just need to calm those nerves and make your stream more continuous." *audience applause*

"Good comments indeed, now Karen, what did you think?"

"I don't know what my fellow judge saw. There was too much figeting, too much nervousness. *boos* Oh come on! I haven't finished yet. Anyway, you could say all you like you peed gently, but if we are honest, that was because each stream was so brief it didn't have enough time to reach full strength. You were too nervous, you looked around too much, and you were acting like you weren't supposed to be peeing here, despite that being what we came to see" *frantic booing*

[hentaixt 1,581]

I moved out of town for college, but a few weeks ago I called up my old friend and we got together for a visit. We're reminiscing and talking about the Playhouse from our old schoolyard days, that evening we went back to see the old place. Somehow it was still standing; we noticed it looked almost completely rebuilt though. It was roughly quarter after eight o'clock and the sun was just setting, it was also the weekend so no one was around. I popped open the door and then the shutters, She handed me the cameras; I put one in the kitchen facing to the right wall, and the other on the table facing towards me. We took position and lined ourselves up with the windows. Then we drenched the tiny interior one more time. Her stream was shooting all the way across the place and forcefully hitting the far wall, I was doing a decent job twisting my naked butt to cover the rest of the space. We collected the cameras and got back to the apartment to watch the footage. It was extremely hot and raunchy. My camera allowed you to see one pussy through the kitchen window frame, and mine in front. From the kitchen camera you could see mine and the blasting arc coming from behind it. Yeah, we have two videos of two college age coochies showering an elementary school house with copious yellow piss.

[hentaixt 1,581]

Why hello there good looking. I think you're just the kind of drink mixer I've been looking for tonight. Wait! Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I have proposition. As long as you don't mind chatting with me I'll buy your drinks for the next hour... and when the time comes, you can give them back. If you know what I mean. Ah! Bartender, get the lady whatever she wants and put it on my tab. I can't wait to drink the pint you pour me from down below.

Edited April 21, 2023 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

Something a bit different here, this was a story request. I tried to make it sound like they're rushed, so short sentences and exclamations.

Why do I always start a new game right before I should be going to bed? Now I've overslept and I'm running late to meet up with my friend. I COULD have taken the car, but my girlfriend left before I go up, so I guess I'm stuck walking. Gotta throw on some clothes, grab my stuff, and out the door. OK, just need to keep a reasonable pace. I can do this, come on legs, keep me going. Shoot, I didn't think I needed a pee break before I left, but the further I walk the motion's are getting to me. I'm going to need to stop, if run into shop it'll take too long, even ducking down an alley will make me lose time. Alright, I got stuck at the crosswalk, not convenient, but it will work to my advantage. Zipper down, thank goodness I skipped my panties for extra time today, a little relax, a little push.... YEAH~ so much better. Oh RIGHT, I was so focused on needing to pee and getting to where I was going, it didn't register all these people around me, but I can't stop now and it feels too good. "SAME BUDDY!!! DON'T DRIVE SO CLOSE TO PEDESTRIANS, ASSHOLE!!" Gee Whiz, like it's my fault. I can't control the distance of my stream, besides pretty sure most girls shoot four or more feet forward. That Church Charity Car Wash last weekend had the female parishioners pissing to hose the vehicles down and they had no problem with the vans and trucks. New problem though, I'm still on my way, I'm still urinating, but if I keep trying to go through just my fly, I'm going to be soaked when I arrive. Hopefully this will be the last delay. Unbutton my shorts, wiggle my hips... scatter my pee everywhere. Hi! Yes, girls do pee, you all act like it's some crazy spectacle. Good, my shorts fell without me needing to bend over, just step out of one leg, lift the other behind me, grab them over my shoe, and free. BACK TO WALKING. I think I might even be faster now without my shorts. ALRIGHT, I made good time! I've been "on the road" for about a half hour, I started my "bathroom break" about ten minutes in, I'm just around the corner, and my bladder's feeling pretty good. I'll just "knock" with my stream and sit on the porch until I finish.
"Hey, Hailey!"
"Hi Sarah, sorry I was running late."
"It's fine really. Been going long?"
"I should be just about finished."
"Alright, I'll wait for a bit. Don't want to drown the lawn."

[TheRichGold 65]

13 hours ago, hentaixt said:

Something a bit different here, this was a story request. I tried to make it sound like they're rushed, so short sentences and exclamations.

Why do I always start a new game right before I should be going to bed? Now I've overslept and I'm running late to meet up with my friend. I COULD have taken the car, but my girlfriend left before I go up, so I guess I'm stuck walking. Gotta throw on some clothes, grab my stuff, and out the door. OK, just need to keep a reasonable pace. I can do this, come on legs, keep me going. Shoot, I didn't think I needed a pee break before I left, but the further I walk the motion's are getting to me. I'm going to need to stop, if run into shop it'll take too long, even ducking down an alley will make me lose time. Alright, I got stuck at the crosswalk, not convenient, but it will work to my advantage. Zipper down, thank goodness I skipped my panties for extra time today, a little relax, a little push.... YEAH~ so much better. Oh RIGHT, I was so focused on needing to pee and getting to where I was going, it didn't register all these people around me, but I can't stop now and it feels too good. "SAME BUDDY!!! DON'T DRIVE SO CLOSE TO PEDESTRIANS, ASSHOLE!!" Gee Whiz, like it's my fault. I can't control the distance of my stream, besides pretty sure most girls shoot four or more feet forward. That Church Charity Car Wash last weekend had the female parishioners pissing to hose the vehicles down and they had no problem with the vans and trucks. New problem though, I'm still on my way, I'm still urinating, but if I keep trying to go through just my fly, I'm going to be soaked when I arrive. Hopefully this will be the last delay. Unbutton my shorts, wiggle my hips... scatter my pee everywhere. Hi! Yes, girls do pee, you all act like it's some crazy spectacle. Good, my shorts fell without me needing to bend over, just step out of one leg, lift the other behind me, grab them over my shoe, and free. BACK TO WALKING. I think I might even be faster now without my shorts. ALRIGHT, I made good time! I've been "on the road" for about a half hour, I started my "bathroom break" about ten minutes in, I'm just around the corner, and my bladder's feeling pretty good. I'll just "knock" with my stream and sit on the porch until I finish.
"Hey, Hailey!"
"Hi Sarah, sorry I was running late."
"It's fine really. Been going long?"
"I should be just about finished."
"Alright, I'll wait for a bit. Don't want to drown the lawn."

This would be interesting as a full series of stories 

[hentaixt 1,581]

The basics of world-building are there, so just a matter of using standard tropes with the new "physics" as it were. Pretty sure I'd keep this going for an entry now and again.

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Alright class, we will be taking a ten minute recess. You are free to get up to stretch your legs or get some food. You will be allowed to eat quietly when we resume."

"Can you point me to the nearest restroom?"

"Sure! Stand up, walk to the end of the aisle, when you get to steps, remove you pants, and relieve yourself. That goes for anyone else as well. You are free to pee anywhere in the room as long as it is not disruptive."

[hentaixt 1,581]

As a young girl it was a rare occasion that I found my dad left the browser logged into his porn sites. I was smart enough to know how sex worked at that age, but looking through the various images and video something always left me bored. I would watch these girls get railed by men or give blowjobs, but unless there were multiple guys it always seemed that it was just an effort to get the guy off. As a result I became fascinated with lesbians. I loved this because no matter the scenario, the girls both reached climax. It was about the ladies getting pleasure. One evening while watching a video, a petite teen using a wand vibrator on another older, bustier women, she came so hard she pissed herself. The teen slurped it up and caught as much as she could in her mouth. They shared a deep open mouth kiss and you could see the fluid transfer and dribble out of their lips, they both swallowed as well. Then without hesitation, the teen stood and unloaded her pee on the other woman's tits. She splashed it in her cleavage and then lowered herself to consume the stream, massive gulps of the clear effluence. They kissed again and I was hooked after that night, I have been drinking pee ever since. I don't even care if it is male or female, but I prefer it from a dick, the flavor is better. I have been peed on by all of my boyfriend, two of my girl friends (one of those hiding behind the corner in a mall), and two college professors at the same time and right after the female dean (needed a grade changed (-; ). Now I live with my sister and she'll do it for me most times when I ask, life has had good taste.

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Mom! Bethany's peeing on carpet again!!"

"Shut it you little brat, next time it will be your pillow!"
"Don't threaten me with things I want..."
"Both of you HUSH! You know I can't respond when your father's using me as his urinal."

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Young lady what have I told you about pissing at the dinner table!?"
{monotone} "Don't waste it on the floor... someone is bound to want a refill."

[hentaixt 1,581]

Hey guys, you won't believe what happened over the weekend. I was at the discount store looking for the tobacco and patchouli candle that I like to get a new one. Standing in the aisle I see a blur go past and the far end. Then a second later a girl takes a back-step and glances down my way. She turns and at a normal pace comes to look at the glassware on the opposite side from me. I had already gone through all the candles, but her manners told me to stay and observe, so I sidled down to almost right behind her. She was quickly glancing from object to object, but she was fidgeting almost rhythmically. You'd have thought she had ear-buds in and dancing, but I could see she didn't and her motions did not match the overhead since it was a slow melody. At this point I'm not even looking at anything, just trying to make it appear like I wasn't watching her.

She turned around, "Hey Mister, can you give me some help?"

"Sorry, I don't work h~"

"Not that kind, I really need to pee and all the bathrooms are locked. Just hold this so I can go."

Here she flipped up her skirt to show she had no panties and trimmed but not bald privates. She thrust the clear vase at me and I had literally no choice. Before I could even protest, she was spreading her lips. "Hurry, it's coming out NOW." Sure enough, a heavy trickle turned into a hard flow. It was in a nice arc though and was easy to catch, I only missed a bit and got the opening close enough that it would not dribble. She was not lying though, certainly was desperate and full. The vase swirled and frothed and filled quickly. As it got closer to the top and particularly heavy, she reached over and grabbed another one. Somehow, we traded without too much fumbling, I took the empty in one hand and lifting the now overflowing one, handed it to her, before putting the new one back in the flow. We splashed quite a bit on the floor and the full one got sat on the shelf. The second container was nearing full but her stream was finally just large drops, I just let those fall in the puddle on the floor. Handing her the other bottle, she set it next to the first one. "I really appreciate that, but let's get out of here before anyone else sees us."

"Anyone else?" I turned to see a couple of other girls.

Easing my concern, "Don't worry, they're with me." They waved as we walked towards them. "Come with us, we are going to reward you for helping. It will be worth your trouble."

"We value your kindness and won't disappoint you." One of the other girls said as she winked and flashed me a nipple ring. I had so much sex it hurt to walk... we are going out drinking at the end of the month. I am guessing it'll turn out pretty similar. Never thought I'd have three girls pleasing me, I am not what you would call "athletic" or "attractive" and I'm sure they'll get bored with me soon. I am going to take advantage of it for as long as it lasts!

[Knockonthedoor 175]

Her hot, sweaty nude body led the class into the crane position. Her bladder protested, and her tried muscles could no longer hold back the tea and water she had downed that morning.

It was then, in front of her whole class, in front of all her clients, that she began to feel hot piss running out of her snatch and down her legs. It felt good in the moment, but the splattering noise of the yoga mat below her was an audible confirmation in her mind that her small yoga business had just embarrassingly failed.

Then she heard another splattering sound. Peeking through her closed eyes, she could see another student following her lead. Then another, and another. Eventually, each and every yoga mat was soaked with piss and sweat, and each woman had a puddle below her. That was how piss yoga was started. 
 

A/N: A little long. Sorry!

Edited May 31, 2023 by Knockonthedoor