Short-Form Porn.

[wetwulf 3,188]

Date: August 15, 2021

Time: 10:30 PM

Location: The Tipsy Tavern, 123 Main Street

Officer Name: Officer Smith

Badge Number: 1234

Incident Report:

On March 15, 2024, at approximately 10:30 PM, I, Officer Smith, was dispatched to The Tipsy Tavern located at 123 Main Street in response to a disturbance. Upon arrival, I was informed by the bartender that a plus-sized brunette woman had been witnessed relieving herself on the carpeted floor of the bar.

Upon further investigation, I spoke with several witnesses who confirmed that the woman had pulled down her pants and panties, squatted on the floor, and proceeded to urinate. The witnesses also reported that the bar had specific rules and regulations in place regarding restroom usage, which included peeing directly into the seat cushions provided rather than onto the floor.

Based on the witness statements, the woman's refusal to cooperate with the bar's rules (as evidenced by the dry seat on which the woman was sitting and the puddle on the floor), I issued her a citation for public indecency and disorderly conduct. She was cooperative during the citation process and was escorted out of the bar without further incident.

I am submitting this report for further review and documentation. Thank you.

Officer Smith

Badge Number: 1234

Edited April 1 by wetwulf

[wetwulf 3,188]

"Did you hear that? I swear I heard something outside the tent. I think it's a bear!"

"Oh my God, you're right! Ooh, and I have to pee, but I'm too scared to go outside to pee."

"Me too. What should we do?"

"Well, we do have that empty trash bucket we were using. I guess we could use that."

"That's a good idea. But, I don't think I can hold it in any longer. I might just have to go in my sleeping bag."

"Really? I mean... that's a bit extreme, but I understand. It's scary out there."

"Ohhh, wow, that actually feels surprisingly good. I didn't expect that."

"You know what, what the hell, I think I'll do the same. Ahhh. I can't believe I'm peeing in my sleeping bag."

"It's a little weird, but it feels kind of... naughty, in a way."

"Yeah, it does. It's really warm and soothing. Maybe we should just pee in the tent from now on. It's convenient and somehow freeing."

"I agree. Let's make this tent our personal bathroom for the rest of the trip."

"Cheers to that! Who knew camping could bring out our wild side!"

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Mother: Girls, I need to talk to you about something serious. I heard from your college roommate that you have been peeing on the carpet and on the furniture in your dorm. 

Daughter 1: Oh mom, I'm so sorry. We were just joking around and things got out of hand. 

Mother: It's okay, girls. I'm not mad at all. Actually, I think it sounds like a lot of fun. 

Daughter 2: Wait, what? You're not mad?

Mother: No, not at all. In fact, I was thinking, maybe I could join you next time. It could be a fun bonding experience for us.

Daughter 1: Seriously? You want to pee on the carpet with us?

Mother: Why not? It could be a fun way for us to connect and have some laughs together. I used to pee in my dorm when I was in college, and sometimes I still pee on the carpet and furniture at home when your dad is away. And the truth is, I get turned on by it. Plus, it's just pee. 

Daughter 1: Wow, Mom, I had no idea. That's pretty wild.

Mother: I know it's unconventional, but it's something I've always enjoyed. And now that I know you both have a similar interest, I felt comfortable sharing this with you.

Daughter 2: Well, I guess if you're okay with it, we could give it a try.

Mother: Great! I'm excited to experience this with you both. Let's make some memories together. 

Daughter 1: This is so bizarre, but I guess it could be fun. 

Mother: Exactly. So, when's the next pee party happening? I'll bring the snacks. 

Daughter 2: This is going to be the most ridiculous family bonding experience ever. 

Mother: That's the spirit! Let's pee on!

Edited April 1 by wetwulf

[wetwulf 3,188]

Tom: Babe, I'm stuck in traffic and I really need to pee. 

Katie: Ugh, me too, I'm in a meeting and desperate. 

Tom: I bet you look beautiful with your thick legs crossed trying not to pee.

Katie: I might just pee myself...would anyone even know?

Tom: I'm really close to wetting my car seat if traffic doesn't move soon.

Katie: I don't know how much longer I can hold it...I'm about to soak my chair.

Tom: I dare you to try and pee without anyone knowing.

Katie: Ok, I'm gonna try...oh, that feels really good. I think I'm getting turned on.

Tom: That sounds hot. Let it all go.

Katie: It feels amazing. I can't believe how good this feels.

Tom: I can't handle it, I'm peeing myself right here in the car.

Katie: Secretly peeing myself was really getting me riled up.

Tom: I couldn't resist either. That was intense.

Katie: If you think that's intense, wait til we get home. ❤️💦

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Graduation day.

The stage, the caps, the people applauding me as I walk across the stage.

It’s all so freeing.

Oh, shit. I have to pee. I’ll just go on the stage. Not like anyone can see under the gown anyway. Good thing I skipped panties today.

(Faint trickling sounds)

Ahh. Freedom

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How long will this pee puddle take to dry, it's been here like six months now.

Yeah, it MIGHT have a chance to go away if one of us was not refreshing the supply every four hours.

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Mommm! Jenny stole all my soda!

What! That’s not true, I only borrowed it. I put it right back when I was done with it.

[steve25805 121,320]

I walked in on my sis squatting and peeing on her bedroom carpet.

She grinned, saying "Hi bro." And just kept right on pissing.

[hentaixt 1,446]

When I got to work the other day I found my boss taking a long hissing piss in my office. Normally this would be something to report to HR, but that's the department where we work. So, I asked if it was alright for me to go use her office to piss. Turns out she was in mine because the District HR Manager was squatting on the desk in her office!

[hentaixt 1,446]

I was walking through the guitars at the 2nd hand store the other day when I stopped to take a piss on a French Horn... I didn't particularly needed to pee, but I went because it was being smug and MOCKING me.

Edited Saturday at 06:11 AM by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,446]

About a year ago at a local bar I convinced a very drunk women to let me pee in her mouth. I told it would sober her up and she was just far enough gone to believe me. She immediately realized her mistake once I started. Normally this would be a silly one off story, but I have done it four times since then to the same women. I am convinced she just has a latent fetish and only acknowledges it when wasted.

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That was I nice stay, should we leave something for the cleaners?

Janna! Why are you pulling up your squirt? I meant a leaving a tip! Oh well zipp.