Dream pee-themed vacation / holiday

[Kupar 13,339]

You can go on all sorts of niche, themed vacations these days. You can spend a week or two bird watching in Peru; hill walking in Scotland; practising yoga in Bali ... you get the idea.

So why not a pee-themed holiday where the destination, accommodation and potential activities (organised or not) are all designed for the pee enthusiast? (I know you can turn any holiday into a week-long pee-fest - but this would be something special.)

What would your dream pee holiday look like? Where would you go? Would you stay in a 5-star hotel with full spa facilites, or sleep under canvas in the wilderness? Would a group of 40 take over a villa complex with a shared pool?

And what about activities? An organised peeing distance competition on the beach? An electric scooter tour itinerary of the tourist sights where there's a prize for first couple back producing photographic evidence that they have peed on all of them? And who would you go with?

This is just a bit of fun ... but in a year when vacation opportunities have been somewhat limited, I for one have found my thoughts drifting ... 

So describe *your* dream pee holiday in as little or as much detail as you like.

[Sophie 24,410]

My dream pee-themed holiday would be loosely based on the Big Brother TV show. There would be a bunch of us in a really nice house somewhere warm, possibly a mansion with cameras *everywhere*, even in the toilet. The difference being there wouldn’t be any tasks, any nominations or evictions. We would all know each other, or know a friend of theirs and we would all be into pee in some way or another, or at least curious. The idea being it was two weeks away from everyone to just enjoy ourselves, anything goes, and it’s all captured on camera.

For the housemates I’d like it to be me and my friends, our partners and some people we’ve invited along. Maybe 20 of us at most and a mixture of male and female. I love the thought of someone squatting on the patio while relaxing in the garden or maybe nonchalantly wetting their jeans while stood talking to someone. The toilet cameras capturing the gushing stream of the first pee of the day, the unmistakable relief on their face.

Of course there would be pee games too but they would be things we have come up with ourselves and want to do rather than set challenges. There could be things like holding contests and pee distance challenges. Perhaps each couple could be given a set amount of fluids and the first to empty it wins, or the opposite – they could be given a container and the first to fill it wins! Maybe for one day only the bathrooms are out of bounds so we all need to get creative.

It wouldn’t be limited to just peeing either, all other adult activities are allowed to if you want to get frisky on camera with one of your friends and everyone is okay with it? Go ahead! Now is the time.

At the end of the two weeks all the recordings will be compiled into some sort of movie highlighting the best moments.

[Kupar 13,339]

5 minutes ago, Sophie said:

My dream pee-themed holiday would be loosely based on the Big Brother TV show. There would be a bunch of us in a really nice house somewhere warm, possibly a mansion with cameras *everywhere*, even in the toilet. The difference being there wouldn’t be any tasks, any nominations or evictions. We would all know each other, or know a friend of theirs and we would all be into pee in some way or another, or at least curious. The idea being it was two weeks away from everyone to just enjoy ourselves, anything goes, and it’s all captured on camera.

For the housemates I’d like it to be me and my friends, our partners and some people we’ve invited along. Maybe 20 of us at most and a mixture of male and female. I love the thought of someone squatting on the patio while relaxing in the garden or maybe nonchalantly wetting their jeans while stood talking to someone. The toilet cameras capturing the gushing stream of the first pee of the day, the unmistakable relief on their face.

Of course there would be pee games too but they would be things we have come up with ourselves and want to do rather than set challenges. There could be things like holding contests and pee distance challenges. Perhaps each couple could be given a set amount of fluids and the first to empty it wins, or the opposite – they could be given a container and the first to fill it wins! Maybe for one day only the bathrooms are out of bounds so we all need to get creative.

It wouldn’t be limited to just peeing either, all other adult activities are allowed to if you want to get frisky on camera with one of your friends and everyone is okay with it? Go ahead! Now is the time.

At the end of the two weeks all the recordings will be compiled into some sort of movie highlighting the best moments.

You make a compelling case Sophie. It's all in a safe, controlled environment (an extended house party ... and I know you've experience of some aspects of what you're suggesting - this extends it nicely!). I love the nonchalant peeing thing so much, and the idea of cameras everywhere (being a bit of an exhibitionist I'd find that a really special aspect to the holiday). Not much sight-seeing, but when you're having that much fun on holiday with friends and partners ...

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

I've often used my 'in a parallel universe' to justify my fantasies where I know these are purely flights of fancy, which I can't really imagine I'd be lucky enough to experience.

On this one it seems so tangibly close - I have the perfect venue in mind.  A private house, on the outskirts of a pretty town with some nice restaurants.  Enough bedrooms for a select group, with tiled floors throughout and at least spring time onwards warm enough to allow clothing to be optional (and quick drying of laundry).

The other thing on the overall idea is - just like a corporate away day - we're a group of people with a mutual love of all things pee and a huge respect for each other.  Just imagine though the depth of friendships if we did happen to come together face to face.  Not just the peeing, but the chats we'd have, the bond we'd share.

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

I wanna go to Pisuaria. 

 

 

 

Or Lavatria or Kaymala. One of those three please.

[Kupar 13,339]

2 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

I wanna go to Pisuaria. 

 

 

 

Or Lavatria or Kaymala. One of those three please.

OK. I will read your story 🙂 Thanks for signposting it!

[PissDude 479]

18 hours ago, Sophie said:

My dream pee-themed holiday would be loosely based on the Big Brother TV show. There would be a bunch of us in a really nice house somewhere warm, possibly a mansion with cameras *everywhere*, even in the toilet. The difference being there wouldn’t be any tasks, any nominations or evictions. We would all know each other, or know a friend of theirs and we would all be into pee in some way or another, or at least curious. The idea being it was two weeks away from everyone to just enjoy ourselves, anything goes, and it’s all captured on camera.

For the housemates I’d like it to be me and my friends, our partners and some people we’ve invited along. Maybe 20 of us at most and a mixture of male and female. I love the thought of someone squatting on the patio while relaxing in the garden or maybe nonchalantly wetting their jeans while stood talking to someone. The toilet cameras capturing the gushing stream of the first pee of the day, the unmistakable relief on their face.

Of course there would be pee games too but they would be things we have come up with ourselves and want to do rather than set challenges. There could be things like holding contests and pee distance challenges. Perhaps each couple could be given a set amount of fluids and the first to empty it wins, or the opposite – they could be given a container and the first to fill it wins! Maybe for one day only the bathrooms are out of bounds so we all need to get creative.

It wouldn’t be limited to just peeing either, all other adult activities are allowed to if you want to get frisky on camera with one of your friends and everyone is okay with it? Go ahead! Now is the time.

At the end of the two weeks all the recordings will be compiled into some sort of movie highlighting the best moments.

Better yet, when you get up in the morning, nobody is allowed to take their morning piss until everybody is up and out. Then they all piss together, maybe on the floor or outside.

Maybe have a rule that you can piss anywhere BUT the toilet (sink, shower, bowls, bottles, grass, floor, whatever.)

[Kupar 13,339]

I'm thinking of a different type of pee themed holiday. Now I have read the variants of the 'house party among friends' I'm not at all sure anything would top that for pee experiences, but here's a different take anyway: the "European Pee Summer Walking Tour".

A group of like-minded people - individuals, couples, friends - meet up at a mountain chalet exclusively booked for the group in rural Austria. What they share is a love of pee and a desire to spend a few days walking in stunning Alpine scenery to the next chalet. Think maybe Julie Andrews, squatting in a dirndl and no knickers singing "High on a hill was a lonely pee fan, Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo."

The group doesn't all know each other, yet. But we all arrive gradually during the afternoon and awkwardly say hello to our fellow chalet guests. The tour organiser is a tall, blonde self-confident Austrian lady - perhaps she's called Heidi, who speaks several languages well enough to converse and put everyone at their ease - sorting out the sleeping arrangements and running through the itinerary. The first evening is just a getting to know you session - to break the ice and understand everyone's preferences. Over a shared meal, we take it in turns to introduce ourselves and start to talk a little about our kinks.

Heidi's quick to pick up on everyone's desires and level of trust, and it's not long before some in the group are demonstrating how they prefer to pee - some against a wall, some just on to the floor ... Heidi reassures everyone that specialist cleaners have been hired and that no-one needs to feel worried or inhibited about whatever they want to do. The drinks flow freely and as the evening progresses, so does the pee. Any damp clothes are put into specially marked laundry bags - they'll be delivered by the end of the day to the next chalet where we'll spend the following night.

After a good night's sleep everyone's awake early - hiking boots on, day rucksacks packed (other belongings are being ferried to our next destination for us), muesli consumed - perhaps a first couple of pees taken - some over the railing cascading down the mountainside into the valley; others into the dining chairs on the terrace, and for some of the couples an early morning golden shower to start off the day. And then we're off - Heidi striding out in front; her long muscular legs looking magnificent in very short shorts. It's going to be a warm day, so like most of us - she's wearing just a teeshirt (and quite clearly no bra), and she has walking poles in her hands.

We've been going a couple of hours before the first of us needs to pee. We've all agreed that when that happens, it marks the proper start of the holiday, so we all stop to rest for a moment to support Sarah - one of the solo travellers - who needs relief. She's a little shy, so Heidi offers to pee with her. Sarah puts down her pack and lifts her skirt, then squats on the trail. Heidi stands next to her with her legs slightly apart. We all hear Sarah's hiss as her strong stream hits the ground, and watch as Heidi's shorts turn dark ... she's just standing and wetting, the river of pee streaming down her left leg to her boot. There's a spontaneous round of applause for both women.

Before we set off, though, Heidi is clearly finding the sunshine too much: "I'm too hot," she says, and in one swift movement, she lifts her teeshirt up and over her head.... It's going to be a great day's walking.

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I'm sorry - I got carried away a bit there and it sort of turned into pee fiction rather than a holiday brochure entry.

 

Edited December 3, 2020 by Kupar

[WendyMarty 334]

oh yes please!!

mine would have to be a camping holiday with no toilets for peeing in. 

i will plan the activities and post tomorrow. 

right now I'm just desperate to watch any man naughty peeing.....

[Bacardi 10,134]

I would want to be with one other person, stay in a nice hotel, have transport to shops and museums and other destinations, and never, ever pee in the toilet! We would pee on the carpet in the hotel room and hallways, in fitting rooms, in the back of shops, and in the museums and such. It would be so much fun!

[Kupar 13,339]

6 hours ago, WendyMarty said:

oh yes please!!

mine would have to be a camping holiday with no toilets for peeing in. 

i will plan the activities and post tomorrow. 

right now I'm just desperate to watch any man naughty peeing.....

Thanks Wendy. I'm looking forward to reading about that. Hope you get the sighting you're craving!

[Kupar 13,339]

On 12/3/2020 at 4:06 AM, Ms. Tito said:

I wanna go to Pisuaria. 

 

 

 

Or Lavatria or Kaymala. One of those three please.

OK - just read the story. Can I come with you please?

Edited December 5, 2020 by Kupar

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

Oooh, well. 

Definitely a water-themed accommodation like maybe Disney Sea

https://www.japan-guide.com/e/e3016_sea.html

or the Hilton in Hawaii…

https://www.hilton.com/en/hotels/hnlhvhh-hilton-hawaiian-village-waikiki-beach-resort/?WT.mc_id=zlada0ww1HI2psh3ggl4amphtbrd5dkt6HNLHVHH7_153682779_1003528&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0-Gsit2lhQMV0yR7Bx0pqQZLEAAYASAAEgJ1WfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

I am not really one for organised activities or competitions. But being able to pee freely in the pool, ocean, hotel room, gardens, and maybe even the resort shuttle bus when we go shopping…now that would be relaxing and fun. Holidays are meant for letting it all go for a week or so. I could get used to that.

But yes. Somewhere warm and wet would suit perfectly.