World Toilet Day *and* International Men's Day ... How should we celebrate?

[Kupar 13,340]

Apparently today is World Toilet Day https://www.worldtoiletday.info/ and International Men's Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men's_Day

How will you be celebrating?

[gldenwetgoose 21,490]

Interesting...   Perhaps we'd need to take the two separately.

World toilet day, I guess that's quite easy - we already generally love (many of us anyway) peeing near if not in toilets - so perhaps more of a focus today on porcelain peeing.  I'll probably post a thread of ladies on the loo pics later....  in the mean time enjoy THIS.

As far as International Men's Day - I don't know, perhaps a few more of the ladies could try a bit of standing to pee like a man, just for one day at least.  Of course, the other traits including burping, farting, snoring within five minutes of cuming and refusing to ask for directions when lost are entirely optional.

[Kupar 13,340]

8 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

...  in the mean time enjoy THIS.

Thanks for linking that clip ... I saw it the other day, but it is too good not to watch again ... just amazing spraying everywhere 🙂

[Kupar 13,340]

I won't be peeing directly into a toilet at all today, as I'm in the middle of a few days of measuring pee volumes (a somewhat boring topic documented elsewhere) ... so it's been 'pee in a jug, tip contents somewhere' ... but generally that somewhere is the toilet, to be honest. This has probably resulted in a lower proportion of my pee failing to go into the toilet. My wife has also been measuring so isn't using the toilet directly today either, and her jug technique needs work ... she has been somewhat messier than usual ... which has been nice for me 🙂

Edited November 19, 2020 by Kupar

[amack 623]

Just now, Kupar said:

I won't be peeing directly into a toilet at all today, as I'm in the middle of a few days of measuring pee volumes (a someone boring topic documented elsewhere) ... so it's been 'pee in a jug, tip contents somewhere' ... but generally that somewhere is the toilet, to be honest. This has probably resulted in a lower proportion of my pee failing to go into the toilet. My wife has also been measuring so isn't using the toilet directly today either, and her jug technique needs work ... she has been somewhat messier than usual ... which has been nice for me 🙂

I hope you offered to hold the jug for her! 

[gldenwetgoose 21,490]

Thinking about it, we celebrate Mother's Day by, say taking Mum out for a meal so she doesn't have to cook for the family - so perhaps on World Toilet Day we should all give the toilet a day's rest and pee elsewhere instead?

[Kupar 13,340]

6 minutes ago, amack said:

I hope you offered to hold the jug for her! 

Oh yes!

[Vassal 1,471]

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Thinking about it, we celebrate Mother's Day by, say taking Mum out for a meal so she doesn't have to cook for the family - so perhaps on World Toilet Day we should all give the toilet a day's rest and pee elsewhere instead?

This was my plan for the day anyway! Maybe I'll pee on the toilet lid, or now that I think about it, not sure I've ever pissed in the top tank before.

[oliver2 4,418]

Cock pics, obv. 🙃

[Kupar 13,340]

4 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Thinking about it, we celebrate Mother's Day by, say taking Mum out for a meal so she doesn't have to cook for the family - so perhaps on World Toilet Day we should all give the toilet a day's rest and pee elsewhere instead?

250ml going down the sink instead ... toilets deserve a break on their special day

[Kupar 13,340]

I have just twinned our upstairs toilet with a latrine in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Worthwhile charity: https://www.toilettwinning.org

[Wolf187 185]

14 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Thinking about it, we celebrate Mother's Day by, say taking Mum out for a meal so she doesn't have to cook for the family - so perhaps on World Toilet Day we should all give the toilet a day's rest and pee elsewhere instead?

Love that idea!!... apparently I've already been celebrating it for months now ≧∇≦

[Bacardi 10,134]

Mens day, probably gonna be on my knees for that one lol. 

Toilet day, probably be grateful that I have a working toilet in my home for when I dont get to have my naughty pees. 

[Kupar 13,340]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Mens day, probably gonna be on my knees for that one lol. 

Toilet day, probably be grateful that I have a working toilet in my home for when I dont get to have my naughty pees. 

I need a 'ha ha' and 'love' emoji for this 🙂. I hope you are feeling better today @Bacardi 💖

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

Using men AS toilets, duh.